how does a new unknown $30 game have 1 million players on it

how does a new unknown $30 game have 1 million players on it

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it on all my 1 million computers

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah RimWorld is pretty fricking gay

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, first off, it's fairly priced. secondly, they gave players what they wanted for years that GameFreak did not want to deliver.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you can shoot people and animals and make them your slaves and make bases. It's based.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not unknown. I was aware of it minutes before release

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was announced 2 years ago anon...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      but no marketting whatsoever beside that, it shouldn't have so many players without marketting

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are a troglodyte moron who thinks they know about games but missed the ads during the game awards and shit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Game awards aren't popular enough to bring 1 millions player to a game

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies messed up badly when they kept excusing Pokemon's increasing shittiness.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I paid $5 for a key. thank you regional pricing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What country?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should show stats on which countries are buying these games more chart kino is needed

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    baldur trannies and elden tards seething

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you implying that 30 dollars is a lot of money lol

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not overpriced
    >Not selling same game in 2 colors
    Yeah

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unknown

    It had a few years of people piquing an interest in a shock value parody of the world's highest-grossing media franchise.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unknown

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has a premise that many people find interesting.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess it's something people wanted to play
    crazy, it doesn't even have debra wilson

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Money laundering scheme, majority the players are bots. Notice that all the shilling going on here and nobody ever posts their own gameplay footage.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not so delusional to think the majority of players are bots but the severe lack of webms on Ganker and even /vg/ for this game is questionable

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not so delusional to think the majority of players are bots but the severe lack of webms on Ganker and even /vg/ for this game is questionable

      No one makes webms anymore.They lost their novelty years ago and even webm threads were full of the same few videos reposted. Not to mention the level of discussion in this garbage board has dropped like a rock and the file size limit is still tiny.
      I still like recording gameplay moments of whatever I'm playing but I don't make webms anymore. No real reason to do it. Literally made this to drive my point across.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sexo mewtwo-drossel-ayy lmao-sanic OC

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She is cute.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cute. Part of me wishes there was a non-boss variant, but cute nonetheless. POCHINCOFF PLEASE GAPE HER BLUEBERRY BUTTHOLE

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >spoiler

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you breed them won't they turn into a non-boss or alpha variant?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because mocking morons like you is a pleasure. That's your only worth in life.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd like a non-boss variant of Lunaris, personally. Guess I gotta prostitute her out to a bunch of normal types first.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can pet headpat a cute pok-, I mean palgirl.
            Ok. You got my attention. Sell me on your early access garbage stream bait game. You have 5 minutes.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one cares if you live or die.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he says while caring enough to reply
                lol
                lmao even

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        well the shitty 4mb limit doesn't help, idk how you guys even pack that shit under 4 mbs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        webms are ass, too. They wont play on discord correctly if you have a fruit flavored device.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Money laundering scheme, majority the players are bots. Notice that all the shilling going on here and nobody ever posts their own gameplay footage.
      all this thrash is gpt ai astroturfing spam and borad killing shit, no one gives a frick about this shit or will buy it either

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ark with monster catching, bright colours

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They sold the idea well. Gamers these days would in no way pass up "LOL POKEMON WITH GUNS AND SLAVERY XD XD" meme.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of people were already interested in it because of the stupid but interesting premise.
    A lot of people got interested in it because the trailer makes it look like an open world, co-op pokemon game with real combat

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon mod

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's $30 with moderate reqs, and got good coverage by streamers a few days before it released. then everyone who bought it convinced their friends to try multiplayer, and then it started hitting the frontpage and snowballed.

    Ignore the twitter drama and Ganker meltdowns, People who play videogames don't read that crap.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I bought half a million copies and gave them away for free just to make you mad.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing about this game's popularity is organic.
    Everyone got memed into buying this shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      but enough about bald gay 3.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the new flavor of the month game that gets huge then dies in a few weeks when another one comes out.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY CHEATED!!!
    by making it fun

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S NOT FAIR HOW COULD AAA POSSIBLY COMPETE WITH THAT!!??

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHEATED?!

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the level of blue balling that Pokimon had you

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new unknown
    So you uh, been living under a rock for the last few years?

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how mad the temtem devs rn
    imagine if you so smug you tell your customers theyre wrong and to frick off
    then some shit comes along that does basically what you did, but wasnt moronic
    and makes frickin bank
    like just shits on you from the top of a building

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's full of bots

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok sweetie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >33% of people have not caught a single pal
        thats not the proof you think it is.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person half of the player base hasn't completed the tutorial, it's a flop and a meme.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >0.1% of all players caught 50 pals
        I'm still baffled how. I'm guessing most people are multiplayer casual homosexuals so their progress through the game is something equivalent to a paraplegic snail's pace?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          As you can see it's up to 18% now. Anon is probably some autistic no lifer and took his screenshot on release day at like 7 am. It did release on midnight.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          50 types of pals moron. It means 50 dex entries not 50 lamballs. How stupid are you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For a game with a million players this is definitely suspicious. And this game is supposed to be easy to pick up and play unlike elden ring or balders gate

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50 different kind of pals
      I didn't even know there were that many I've just been building my harem of humans and few coom worthy pals

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC there's 111 pals available at the moment.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For a game with a million players this is definitely suspicious. And this game is supposed to be easy to pick up and play unlike elden ring or balders gate

      you don't get those achievements in multiplayer, where most people are playing

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Streamers. I know a few people that haven't played vidya in years that heard about and are playing this game due to seeing people stream it.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz its $30.

    It isn't $59.99 sold in two separate versions to gatekeep like 12 creatures while also charging $34.99 for a dlc that locks the games mythical behind a paywall and also requiring a $20 a year online subscription to use online features and a $5 a month Pokémon home subscription to transfer your own Mons from your own previous games.

    Gee I wonder why it would sell for a single $30 purchase.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you wrote all this as if it's a complete game with an end-goal and not a shitty rust clone with five "bosses"

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does an unknown prostitute like your m om have 1 million wieners in her?
    checkmate

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's fun and has charm and good pals

    base building isnt anything new, but your pals doing JOBS for you is new. You get to see your team actually build shit or transport things or make stuff.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's obviously yet another shill fotm game populated by bots and spam advertised on important places like Ganker. There's no other logical explanation for something to be popular. especially for something I don't like, but haven't tried.

    This place is a fricking joke anymore over run by legitimate morons and schizos. Go have fun playing videogames instead of pretending to be some ebin conspiracy theorist.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese bots, they're getting sued anyway so they're just making Nintendo more money the longer they launder.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unknown
    I saw the Palworld trailer in so many vidya shows that I got tired of it
    But I guess since everyone figured it would be just a meme game there wasn't a lot of active discussion. That was at least the case for me, I just went "lmao pokemon with guns" and slipped it in the back of my mind for later not expecting much

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Palworld devs got 26-30 million dollars this easy.
    where do I sign up?

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unknown
    I've known about this for years. The Japan Indie Live Expos constantly shill it.
    And Pokemon has like 50 million sales, a small fraction buying a knock off is normal. Pokemon is just that huge.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ass

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can area bosses spawn as Lucky?

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld spam will all but disappear on day 15 after the standard 2 week marketing window, and once again Ganker will claim it's "natural" and not a proof of blatant shilling.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My whole family knew about it and were playing it day 1. They found it on gamepass on their xboxs. It made me realize for things like this, gamepass can be stupidly good for advertising. You know they didn't have a dime to advertise, and yet the whole world knows about it by now.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokèmon is a hugely popular franchise
    >for normies, consolegays, and non-pirates it's unavailable to play
    >company makes a game that let's people experience it in any form
    >all those people flock to it
    There's a reason Xbox and Sony knelt to multi-plat chads. Nintendo's business strategy is moronic, all those sales could have been theirs.

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