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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fraud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He singlehandedly created the third person shooter genre.

      Blocked.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah wasn't he supposed to be making a new game? What happened to that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably cancelled because he’s a thieving hack who loves to beg for money
      >needed microsoft gibs
      >needed tencent gibs
      >needed Nintendo gibs
      Who will he con next?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What happened to that?
      ask your mom

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got blocked

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >falling for the auteur meme
    Shiggy

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You reminded me that I've got to play the Luka DLC for W101 at some point.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese Phil Fish

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, thats itagaki

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, thats itagaki

      They make good games though. Closest to Japanese Phil Fish would be Inafune.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inafune is a producer and is still responsible for plenty good games pushed out that aren't stupid shit like Mega Man (Lost Planet, Dead Rising). he doesn't even have a social media presence. Phil fish is responsible for a singular game that's already forgotten.

        Infafune gone is why Capcom is unironically shit today.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Capcom stopped doing all the stupid western shit after he left though

          He's only ever been a producer and without talent to back him up his games are shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            DmC was dope. The man was truly ahead of his time. Gamers just weren't ready.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Capcom stopped doing all the stupid western shit after he left though
            Uhhhhh Dead Rising 4??

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, and they stopped making games too.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He hates gays, trannies and other degenerate shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trannies
      He literally wanted to frick a TS bayonetta cosplayers. He’s a gay manlet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trannies
      He literally wanted to frick a TS bayonetta cosplayers. He’s a gay manlet

      He likes his degenerate shit, but he also really likes stories about families, love and friendship too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He keeps denying he's gay unprompted, that homie gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wants to frick Natalie mars

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hasn't made a game in ten years.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hideki?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone has the pic of that one japanese porn actor that looked exactly like him?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being a moronic homosexual

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    name any other director with a track record as good as this homie's
    >Resident Evil 2
    >Devil May Cry
    >Viewtiful Joe
    >Okami
    >Bayonetta
    >Wonderful 101
    you literally can't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Demon's Souls
      >Dark Souls
      >Bloodborne
      >Dark Souls III
      >Elden Ring

      *mic drops*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the same game 5 times
        call of duty isnt impressive.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was when they added jetpacks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I swear Fromdrones have had their brains melted from too much dodgerolling. RE2, DMC and Bayo dramatically changed their own genres, to the point that each serves as turning point in gaming. All Miyazaki has done is sell you the same half-baked shit 5 times in a row, which you mongoloids gobble like the tasteless turds that you are.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dark Souls has had more influence not only on his genere, but to the entire gaming landscape than RE2, DMC and Bayo combined.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What influence did dark souls have in his genre exactly? Dmc5 came out and has 0 elements from dark souls

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              DMC is a stagnant series with no growth. It can never break 2 million in opening sales since the first game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are games in the genre that aren't DMC. I'm not who you're responding, or a From cuck, though I really enjoyed Demon's Souls and Dark Souls, but the industry is definitely riding From's dick.

                ok so name another game in the genre Kamiya dabbles in that was influenced by Dark Souls. Bayonetta 3? I didn't see it there.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What world do you live in that Fromsoft isn’t a mosquito infested algae farm. DMC always brings something fun to the table. What’s your souls strat? Let me guess strength build and roll for iframe.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              There are games in the genre that aren't DMC. I'm not who you're responding, or a From cuck, though I really enjoyed Demon's Souls and Dark Souls, but the industry is definitely riding From's dick.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              DMC and Dark Souls aren't even in the same genere.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                ok so name another game in the genre Kamiya dabbles in that was influenced by Dark Souls. Bayonetta 3? I didn't see it there.

                DMC1 predates Souls games and is one if not the first action game to implement i-frames to the jump/dodge. Dark Souls is the natural evolution to DMC1 before it became a basedboy combo sim musou lite.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dark Souls is the natural evolution to DMC1
                lol, no. that's bayonetta 1.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please. Bayonetta is just DMC4 with a dodge that lets you interrupt combos.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bayonetta is DMC with good controls and faster gameplay, yes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok? I already said DMC from 3-on is a basedboy combo sim musou lite. Congrats then.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                but bayonetta enemies actually attack you, so that's wrong.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok i kneel.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously Dark Souls is influenced by DMC, but it's not the evoultion of DMC or the same genere of game. There are no combos, no jump botton, no rating system, it's not mission based, there are rpg elements, levels, etc. The only fromsoft game that is the same genere (character action game) as DMC is Sekiro, everything else is too diferent. It would be like saying that splatoon and half life are the same genere of game just because they both involve shooting weapons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viewtiful Joe on current gen when?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully never. Leave it be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viewtiful joe and Okami are mediocre. Bayonette would be much better with any other director, as that would free us from button mashing quick time event minigame hell. Wonderful 101 is only enjoyable if you have autism. RE2 and DMC1 are objectively masterpieces though, I'll give you that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bayonetta would be much better with any other director
        funny how you say that yet there are few action games out there on caliber of bayo 1

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          at least pick a good bayonetta

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        would be much better with any other director
        oh yeah as we clearly saw with 2 and 3
        LOL

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah? Bayo 3 is trash but bayo 2 is way better than 1

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >press awesome button to win
            >that score system
            >better than 1
            lol

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Never DT, pretty simple yeah? Or unlock the other glass canons. There are plenty of ways to turn the difficulty up on yourself. Complaining about it is like complaining about Nintendo forcing you to use the golden tanooki. The bigger problem with Bayo is she is an answer to a problem that currently doesn’t exist, Dante is debooted and everyone in the Sparda lineage is feeling motivated. (Hells level designer is still sleeping, but in current year a mild monkey’s paw compared to so many other never evers returning) Meanwhile Bayo is chasing the weakest character in V. All those legs, and not a single one to stand on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shinji Mikami, ez

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RE2
      Failed miserably and had to have Mikami bail him out
      >DMC
      Failed miserably at RE4, had to have Mikami bail him out
      >Joe
      2D side scroller that would be at home on the SNES, still had development woes anyway. Mikami likely bailed him out
      >Okami
      Killed Clover
      >Bayonetta
      A title he slapped his name on like Cartman stealing the gay fish joke
      >W101
      Failed completely, had to have Iawata bail him out, kills Platinum a second time with rerelease after Yoko Taro saved the company with Nier. Prior to this P* was on its deathbed due to Kamiya being a hack who couldn’t make Scalebound when MS would clearly release anything as witnessed by the current state of Halo, Redfall, Crackdown 3, State of Decay 2, Gears 4&5, etc. You have to want to fail to not release a game with MS Game Studios. Without Mikami to tard wrangle and fix his frick ups, Kamiya can only shit the bed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope, the post

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no argument, the post

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And on the other hand ...

      >Anarchy Reigns
      >Korra
      >Star Fox Zero
      >Turtle game
      >Astral Chain
      >Sol Cresta
      >Babylons Fall

      They have more misses than hits in the last 10 years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK YOU HOW DARE YOU PUT ASTRAL CHAIN THERE MOTHERFRICKER

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they
        who the frick is they? the post is about kamiya

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be one of the biggest hack frauds in the industry? The over inflated ego helps but I’m not sure how one develops that. He must actually be good at manipulating other Japanese business men with his mouth.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fumble with his company managing to barely keep the lights on and being way too ambitious with his projects which are clearly unfeasible, thus wasting money and resources?
    Announce a game extremely early and then dare to be offended when fans ask where the frick it is after years and years of not having updates?
    Put so many minigames that make genuinely great games into chores whenever one has to replay them?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean failing to make anything for 10 years and coasting on passed success?

    It's easy, luck into a team that knows what they're doing early in your career.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's still morons here defending inafune after the shitshow that was mighty no. 9

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glasses from 1990
    how can someone wield so much power?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual
      >Thanx!
      every time

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude is roided out of his mind.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rips off capcom
    >makes it 10 times shittier
    >makes a new ip with a shit first game
    >leaves it to others to make it good

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Sun goddess Amaterasu has blessed him.

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