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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zodiac theory hasn't been disproven, it's just way more of a stretch than it used to be.
    >inb4 "zodiacgay cope"
    I don't believe zodiac theory, just stating fax.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zodiac theory should have broken down in Gen 2, Cyndaquil's line is some conglomeration of Shrew and Badger; Rat isn't in the picture. And Fennekin isn't a dog either. That the Braindead have been trying to push this piece of Hokum for so long is truly embaressing.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is Skeledirge covers so many options we can't really pin it down. Male crocodiles are called bulls and Skeledirge's design loosely resembles a music bOX. There's also the Basilisk angle, Basilisks being known as the King of Serpents (another word for snake). We won't know for sure which it's meant to be until the calendar is filled out, until then it's all just speculation.

        Cyndaquil was literally shown in a Year of the Rat promo thing. Foxes are canids, close enough to dogs to count.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The problem is Skeledirge covers so many options we can't really pin it down. Male crocodiles are called bulls and Skeledirge's design loosely resembles a music bOX
          you can NOT be serious

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a possibility. GF loves subtle references.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          really? "music bOX"? if the pattern implied animals cant be reused then id give it done with fuecoco.
          fuecoco is based on everything regarding its skull and the ghost that gets birthed in his fire. + on crocodile and bird symbiosis. hence the chicken.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm only saying it's a possibility. Personally I believe the Basilisk theory is correct, but it's not set in stone. Depending how ambiguous the rest of the fire starters get we might not ever find out which is the correct interpretation. By the way Blaziken is the rooster. It's based on a fighting breed called an aseel.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          total insanity. find a medical professional

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cyndaquil was literally shown in a Year of the Rat promo thing.
          Bidoof and Sandshrew are also rats now.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You need to take your meds like actually literally.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cyndaquil's line is some conglomeration of Shrew and Badger; Rat isn't in the picture
        The Pokedex outright calls it a mouse.
        >but it looks more like
        Doesn't matter, still a mouse
        >Fennekin isn't a dog
        Still a canine. This was the closest thing to a debunk zodiac deniers had before fuecoco and it's still basically just going "ummm akshually".

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cyndaquil's line is some conglomeration of Shrew and Badger
        It's an echidna. It's always been an echidna. It's one of the only two egg-laying mammals on Earth and from the gen that introduced breeding.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          All Pokémon create eggs. Even the ones that are dead people.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyndaquil is called the fire mouse Pokemon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        Zodiac theory should have broken down in Gen 2, Cyndaquil's line is some conglomeration of Shrew and Badger; Rat isn't in the picture. And Fennekin isn't a dog either. That the Braindead have been trying to push this piece of Hokum for so long is truly embaressing.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call me when you start including Piloswine into the fire starter group.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      zodiacgay cope
      >fax
      new way to spell autism?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    zodiacgay cope

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skeledirge is a Snake with legs :^)

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit the road, pal. Imagination is the new Zodiac and 10x more schizo somehow.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually never mind. Zodiacgays are clearly the schizo'er of the 2

      The problem is Skeledirge covers so many options we can't really pin it down. Male crocodiles are called bulls and Skeledirge's design loosely resembles a music bOX. There's also the Basilisk angle, Basilisks being known as the King of Serpents (another word for snake). We won't know for sure which it's meant to be until the calendar is filled out, until then it's all just speculation.

      Cyndaquil was literally shown in a Year of the Rat promo thing. Foxes are canids, close enough to dogs to count.

      It's a possibility. GF loves subtle references.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuecoco is chicken x2

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread scares me that when DLC2 comes out for SV and Imagination theory is debunked, there will still be homosexuals shitting up this board with their moronation. How anyone can still believe in the Zodiac theory is beyond me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it's not even a theory at this point. It's blatantly obvious. Ask yourself if there's no relation to the zodiac then why are most (all) the Pokémon basis for fire type starters just coincidentally animals in the zodiac? You really think someone at GF went hmmm, what's a good animal for a fire type.... I know, a bunny rabbit! Come on now.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if your autism can't let you accept that the Fire Mouse Pokémon is a mouse, foxes are close enough to dogs, and Skeledirge is a Basilisk, there are still six direct matches. That's not coincidence, that's a pattern.

        The Fire Starters all have more in common with Brazilian Soccer teams than Chinese Zodiac.
        All 9 fit the soccer teams from Brazil, while only 6 fit the Chinese zodiac.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if your autism can't let you accept that the Fire Mouse Pokémon is a mouse, foxes are close enough to dogs, and Skeledirge is a Basilisk, there are still six direct matches. That's not coincidence, that's a pattern.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No matter how much you repeat the cope, foxes and dogs are not interchangeable and will never be. Echidnas are not rats. Fuecoco is a crocodile, and there's no snake angle. Cope and Seethe

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What will your excuse be in the next games when the fire starter is a Horse? It's not as if Pokemon didn't already have pigs and rabbbits.

        [...]
        The Fire Starters all have more in common with Brazilian Soccer teams than Chinese Zodiac.
        All 9 fit the soccer teams from Brazil, while only 6 fit the Chinese zodiac.

        That's dumb.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What will your excuse be in the next games when the fire starter is a Horse? It's not as if Pokemon didn't already have pigs and rabbbits.
          Why would it matter if it's a horse? It doesn't make your shit that was debunked before it even began any more true.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          How will you cope in Gen 10 when it's not a zodiac? Will you pretend a kangaroo is supposed to be a rabbit because it has long ears?

          6/9 starters do not fit your autism pattern. No Cyndaquil is not a rat. Fennekin is a fox and foxes are not dogs. And Fuecoco is a crocodile. Cope and seethe

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            We already have a rabbit. Even though we already had several rabbit lines and nobody associates rabbits with fire. Just a huge coincidence like the other eight times in a row it happened.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes the famous echidna and fox zodiac style

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Classic zodiacBlack person projection at work

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Even though we already had several rabbit lines and nobody associates rabbits with fire.
              Rabbits actually have high body temperatures, so other than normal, fire makes most sense for rabbits.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pattern where 9 out of 9 Pokemon match soccer teams is stupid
          >Pattern where 6 out of 9 Pokemon match Zodiac animals is fine
          btw anyone have that image comparing all the fire starters to brazilian football mascots?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking blaziken has more in common with a basilisk, just let it go

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No, it isn't true! Anon bawls as the Fire/Fighting type Horse is revealed. Meds meds meds! He screams as the Steel/Fire Goat is just a few short years later

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If we do enough mental gymnastics, the crocodile could be any of the 12 Zodiac actually, it's definitely not us coping about of schizo theory!

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You see guys, despite its name referencing rats in every language Raticate is actually based on a slightly different obscure South American rodent with webbed hind feet. There are no rat Pokémon you schizos.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You see guys, Blastoise is the Shell Fish pokémon, so actually Blastoise is a clam and not a turtle sweaty :^)

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The next gen will introduce another zodiac, and everyone will be back to claiming it's game freak's intention to finish it.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evidence for Zodiac pattern:
    >6 out if 9 of the fire starters match zodiac animals, all of which are popular animals anyways
    >Some unrelated shit that has nothing to do with anything
    Evidence against Zodiac pattern:
    >Pattern is already broken multiple times
    >Gen 2 beta where original fire starter was a bear
    >Gen 2 was supposed to be the last gen
    >There being no similar pattern for the water and grass starters
    >In all other cases of Pokemon being based on something, they make it pretty fricking obvious its based on something
    >The amount of stretching you need to do for Typhlosion, Delphox, and Skeledirge is absurd compared to other fire starters, making the pattern inconsistent
    >Zodiacgays not knowing what regressional analysis is or how to use R
    >There not being enough data anyways because it’s only 9 gens to work off of
    >More plausable theories like Ditto being a failed clone of Mew being debunked
    >The fire starters have more association with other patterns because any homosexual can connect shit if they tried (ie. I can just say Fire Starters are based on Disney characters, which already is more valid than chinese Zodiac)
    >Zodiac shit started with Khu who hasn’t mentioned it (with his bullshit vague posting) ever since Fuecoco was revealed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zodiac shit started with Khu who hasn’t mentioned it (with his bullshit vague posting) ever since Fuecoco was revealed
      disregarding everything else what the FRICK are you talking about, people haven't shut the frick up about it literally
      since gen 3

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no water or grass pattern
      Pretty much every single thing about your post is one hundred percent wrong so I'm not going to waste my time correcting you but the pattern for water is weapons and the pattern for grass is extinct animals.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >weapons
        Feraligatr breaks this in gen 2
        >extinct animals
        Venusaur breaks this in gen 1

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Venusaur breaks this in gen 1
          Pardon my french, but fricking WHAT? Feraligtr has brass knuckle things.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Toads aren't extinct moron, or are you one of those dipshits who thinks it's a dinosaur?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a type of synapsid that's why it has ears claws and fangs you absolute idiot

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a synapsid
                No, it's a fricking toad.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                not to mention there's an interview with ken sugimori where he flat out calls bulbasaur a toad

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you mean the interview where he says it's based on a dicynodont, a type of synapsid

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                you must be referring to one that literally does not exist, because it's always been a fricking toad

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

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          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Feraligtr has brass knuckle things.
            man you're an expert at making shit up

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Feraligatr has brass knuckle things

            It doesn't, and the whole "water types are weapons" thing is somehow even more autistic than zodiac shit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even less Water types fit weapon theory, and literally every Pokemon based on an animal could fit in the Extinction theory because every animal has extinct relatives. That’d be like saying there is a multicellular theory where all the starters are multiplecellular beings.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the part where there was supposed to be a bunch of Pokemon themed around the zodiac in Gen 2 itself, one of which was Piloswine.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only pattern for starter Pokemon is that they're almost always well-known marketable animals, and the zodiac has nothing but well-known animals.

  15. 6 months ago
    Santa Claus

    I hope they add some more interesting looking horsemons.
    Mudsdale was awesome, but both Zebstrika and Rapidash are kinda bland and forgettable and Keldeo is locked behind shitty FOMO events.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Keldeo now always available from SwSh DLC?

      • 6 months ago
        Santa Claus

        Literally fricking pay to win.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but it is available in a permanent manner. Doesn't mean you need to do that, god knows I didn't.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the croc broke the chain.
    I give the 2nd gen the excuse of them not expecting to get 10 games in but fuecoco is a bit of a stretch.
    If next gen is a horse or sheep or snake i'm back on board though.
    But for now i'll just insist that Fuecoco makes perfect sense just to piss people off because it's funny.

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