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Trek had literal furries?
sexy space cats have been a gerne staple for quite some time
Caitians and Kzin were part of what got furries started in the first place.
As far as I know, no one on Star Trek has been shown to be interested in media featuring anthropomorphic animals, so no, there were no literal Furries.
Star Wars got furry races
Warhammer40k got furry races
Dr Who got furries races
Furries ALWAYS find a way to make their fetish race canon, if the creator is not a furry at some point the studio will accidentaly hire a writer who is secretly a furry.
Mind you, anthro animals aren't inherently furry, only when you start describing their reproductive habits and genitals. What incidentally they did in Trek apparently.
I mean, Trek has always done that.
>anthro animals aren't inherently furry
Wrong. Anything shaped like an animal is furhomosexualry, and depictions of animals should be banned everywhere for every reason. Sic Semper Furgays.
I wouldn't say Donald Duck is furhomosexualry. Keep it now creepy or weird and it's fine.
Cringe
Your post screams of "I am fueled by my secret desire to frick Bugs Bunny in drag" and you sicken me.
Don't look up "Bigdad Bugs Bunny"
Why do you know that exists?
not originally but it morphed into that over the years.
Humans are animals
Checkmate Athiests
the greatest ape, gorillas is just a tribute and orangutans are a straight up joke
Furry is a person with a special interest on animal-people races, a lot of furries don't like porn, if a writer develop a race of people with animal heads or other animal traits in detail this person is a furry, a non furry would never even think about Khajiit worldbuilding but they are "somehow" the most diverse and detailed Elder Scrolls race with every shape of anthromorphic animal possible from normal talking cats to girls with cat eras, a very convenient species for furries.
Khajit also got a lot of questionable shit many furries would want to write, like their culture being around using drugs and getting high.
>Furry is a person with a special interest on animal-people races, a lot of furries don't like porn, if a writer develop a race of people with animal heads or other animal traits in detail this person is a furry, a non furry would never even think about Khajiit worldbuilding
That's entirely wrong on every point.
Go ahead and start refuting each one then. Otherwise, shut your mouth, snowflake.
How about you support your point by something other than your empty words first?
Otherwise your point is wrong, because (you) are a homosexual.
Furries had the choice between the most disgusting freaks on the planet and respectability. They chose disgusting freaks. As a community they let anyone feel welcome in their stupid ass "fandom" and all the disgust and ridicule they get as a group is a natural, just outcome of that.
Khajiit are so diverse because of a million retcons, not because of some insidious furry cabal
Reproduction is one of the four Fs and a good starting point for writing non-human societies.
I mean, really. Furgays do not care about "reproductive habits", they care about fricking and sucking metric tons of wiener.
They don't care much about proper anatomy either.
If I'd hear about reproductive habits and accurate anatomical descriptions, I'd rather bet my money that the creator is not a furry.
A number of old alien compendiums from 70's and 80's that feature beast-like races along the lines as well are case in point. Granted, such books are probably one of the things that kickstarted furgays, but, you know, one dude split the atom for science and then the others made the atom bomb.
No furries allowed only starfish scrimblos
>Warhammer40k got furry races
Vespids?
Felinids, who exist, but their only canonical description was a Kroot mercenary describing them as looking indistinguishable from normal humans aside from their ears and forearm-length claws.
But again, this was a Kroot, so take it with a grain of salt, especially the "indistinguishable" part.
>Kroot
>take it with a grain of salt
How do Felinids taste compared to baselines?
Don't tell me you are one of those people who think Star Trek is some based and trad show just for being old.
"I want to frick a cat lady from space" is the most traditional anr based science fiction cliche on the books.
Had. I don't think they'll ever be coming back.
Caitians are back in Star Trek Lower Decks but they have been "updated" for the modern era. They also used the Kzin.
Figures those Great Value Reddit & Memey morons would miss the point.
God modern Trek is such hot garbage
I generally agree, but she is one of the better characters in that show.
Which isn't the argument you want it to be.
If you temper your expectations knowing its a cartoon, and aren't too moronic to be turned off by an art style, you will find a show where most of its episodes are above the median for televised Trek. The only other show in the franchise to reach this is DS9. I'm not saying it is as good as DS9, nor that it is serious Trek but its not "hot garbage" and kneejerk reactions to the artstyle are just you being a homosexual who needs to use the Steven Universe doll to show the the court where Calarts touched you..
Compared to such classics as Turnabout Intruder, Profit and Lace, Warp 10 Lizards and The Doctor Fricks a Ghost.
>look I cherrypicked a few of the most universally reviled episodes of the old show
>that means you have to be OK with an even lower level of quality all the time now
I'm convinced people who do this aren't even alive. They're just stunted reflex machines tapping out the same inane bullshit time and again.
>>that means you have to be OK with an even lower level of quality all the time now
Buddy do you KNOW how bad Mikey Spock was?
She was nigh literally Ensign Mary Sue!
And Discovery was suppose to be the Trek FLAGSHIP SERIES!
Not that anon, but I went into Discovery trying to like it.
But holy jesus, Burnham really was a full on mary sue.
At least Strange New Worlds has been the best live action Trek since DS9.
I recovered from Discovery by getting into Lower Decks because Mariner is everything Burnham should have been to make the show significantly less awful and her flaws are by design and make sense with her background, instead of just being because the writers of DISC are moronic.
It helps that Mariner straight-up fails or is shown to be wrong reasonably often, especially in Season 2.
Burnham hits pretty much all the definitions of a Mary Sue.
>Mary Sue stories—the adventures of the youngest and smartest ever person to graduate from the academy and ever get a commission at such a tender age.
She graduated from the Vulcan Science Academy at the top of her class, despite being human.
>Usually characterized by unprecedented skill in everything from art to zoology, including karate and arm-wrestling.
She's a xenoanthropologist. Despite being a social scientist she's also extremely skilled in combat, quantum physics, and a bunch of other shit.
>This character can also be found burrowing her way into the good graces/heart/mind of one of the Big Three [Kirk, Spock, and McCoy], if not all three at once.
She's literally related to Spock, and serves under Pike.
>She saves the day by her wit and ability, and, if we are lucky, has the good grace to die at the end, being grieved by the entire ship
That's pretty much every episode, though I don't think she had the good grace to kick the bucket
Best I can say is that she might not have been uncommonly young for her rank, starting the show at 30 and having been a Commander. Riker attained that rank at 29, though Sisko was a more mature 37. Those are really the only reliable comparisons, given that Spock has an uncommonly long lifespan and Chakotay was deputized. Though it bears noting he was 42 when Janeway shanghaid him.
She also was the one who single-handedly started the war with the Klingons and suffers zero real repercussions for it.
> and suffers zero real repercussions for it.
Well that’s not wholly true. She IS court martialed for it and spends about a year in prison before being picked up for some guy’s black ops science project. She spends most of Season 1 in a prisoner’s uniform with no rank.
So she does suffer consequences. They just kind of eventually stop mattering for…reasons…
Watch Strange New Worlds; you maybe pleasantly surprised.
Or not, you seem pretty excited to be angry.
Actually the Kzinti are back too, same place.
I mean I don't know if we can count her as the mold setter for her species now, pretty sure she's basically a play on the cantankerous alleycat. It's basically Bones, and all his grumpiness, but as a cat.
Are you implying that all kzin aren't brown-nosing ensigns?
Hey man, there's no actual evidence that Ensign Taylor sniffs and or licks his own butthole in his hallway bunk every night forcing his nearby neighbors to hear every squishy moment for excruciating hours before he finally curls up and goes to sleep.
I can't believe anyone would need to ask that, but
RIP, venture bros...
I know, right? Some people are still holding out hope for some kind of miracle, but it's unlikely. I was surprised Ganker had so much hate for the last film. We knew they wouldn't have time to wrap up everything, but I thought it stayed true to the writing style the show exemplified, especially having answers that only raised more questions such as the birth of Hank and Dean.
But is she a gritty witty city kitty?
>Lower Dreks
*Has
lower decks is a thing you know. The reasons why you have no cats in live action is because it'd be too much effort to make them look natural
*had
Star Trek is dead. It died a long time ago.
>Star Trek is dead. It died a long time ago.
This. There hasn't been a legitimate Star Trek series since 1969.
The kpop klingons in the latest series were pretty funny thou
>boy band = kpop
I weep for this generation.
America invented boy bands!
>no cats in live action
Star Trek 4
ngh daddy
>anthro lady
>GILF
>rough voice
Literally built for men with mommy issues (me)
There were Caitians in the second JJTrek movie you massive idiots. NuKirk slept with two catgirls like 10 minutes into the film.
bawds with bad CGI tails do not count.
They were catgirls.
They were in a Star Trek film. Even if it was a shitty one.
Therefor there are catgirls/Caitians in live action
Star Trek. Fricking cope.
They don't count because of overwhelming autistic urges I'm not able to verbalize so I'm just going to call you a Black person. You Black person. Also I'm trans, I don't know if that matters.
I'm happy to be corrected.
wow this artist has no fricking clue how to use commas
More than likely it's two different people.
actually its a specific subculture
As long as middle aged women have been writing sci-fi, there have been species based on their cats. Star Trek and Star Wars have several.
Most of the ST TAS writers were men.
Aren't the Kzin from some other series originally tho? Some scifi war book series or someshit? I've never read those books but I recall reading about them here at some point.
Known Space by Larry Niven.
Larry Niven was a very well-known scifi author at the time that they were writing TAS and during the writers' strike they tried bringing in authors.
Apparently while some folks were spitballing with Niven about what to write, Gene Roddenberry said that he'd liked The Soft Weapon (a short story), and that Niven could just port it over wholesale. Which he did, only changing the protagonists, but leaving the antagonists - the kzinti - untouched.
Nivenrryal's Disk
It's a reference to this:
https://larryniven.net/stories/downinflames.shtml
Niven once for fun figured out how to completely destroy Known Space as an exercise.
Larry Niven's Known Space series.
They're the Cat People who turned their Female into non-sapient breeding animals.
>>boy band = kpop
It was for the very poor joke; K-Pop, Klingon-Pop...
>It was for the very poor joke; K-Pop, Klingon-Pop...
Ooooh.
Now I feel stupid instead of full of righteous rage.
>They're the Cat People who turned their Female into non-sapient breeding animals.
So, human females.
No, kzinti female couldn’t talk.
The Kzinti are from Larry Niven's Known Universe setting, mostly known for Ringworld. But Larry Niven also wrote for TAS, so he put the Kzinti in Trek. They appear in The Slaver Weapon, and one very stoned Kzin can be seen sitting on the council in The Time Trap.
*Known Space
But tell me this dude isn't smoking the herb.
Catnip is one hell of a drug
All of them look completely blasted.
That insect-looking one is off its fricking breasts.
Everything in TAS looks like it's on something.
And now we have Ensign Taylor!
I wish LD would have more weirder aliens, like they've started with the three-armed guys.
One thing I liked about Prodigy is how they took advantage of not having to make everyone with makeup.
for real though, I like that with a few exceptions they're able to make them look like really weird aliens but also most of them still look like they could be recreated in the standard "face paint and rubber prosthetics." kind of way, expanding past the limits of the live action stuff while still keeping to the spirit of it.
For sure. It also helps make the weird ones feel special.
I was rereading Barlowe's Guide to Extra-terrestrials the other day and struck with how almost everything now is mostly humanoid. Probably authors hoping to get movie deals.
Cordwainer Smith also has furries. Mostly as genetically engineered Under-people so humans have someone to enslave.
As far as I know the Underpeople aren't described as being anthro. Then again, this is the dude who also wrote a story about a guy falling in love with a cat, and cat people saving their creator from space trannies.
Kzinti are in no way furries. Or at least are not if you stick to how they get described in the books instead of speed-reading artists.
Because 4chinz doesn't take .webp and I don't feel like converting, scroll down to see how they look like, note the ribcage.
https://ficspecies.fandom.com/wiki/Kzin
>Kzinti are in no way furries. Or at least are not if you stick to how they get described in the books instead of speed-reading artists.
I mean...
>https://ficspecies.fandom.com/wiki/Kzin
I'm not sure if that anatomy is biologically plausible. Take away the fact that there's no real anchor for a diaphragm (the thing that allows you to breathe); they'd walk sort of like Frankenstein's monster without a waist. Not very predatory.
For Christ's sake, this is more moronic than that Hispanic ayylmao.
I wonder if it isn't just an overinterpretation of the "barrellike torso", which I simply read as being very wide and massive, indicating great strength. It shouldn't be literally shaped like a barrel with arms and legs.
Lel @ how they are just fricking tiger people in most of the official art.
What was your last party banter like, OP?
>when I'm making a comic/novel
As far as the conversation would naturally go, while dripfeeding bits about character and lore as organically as possible.
>when I'm playing a game
Not at all; I'm there for a game.
had a dwarf recite total knife-ear death copypasta once
not me, mind you, i was the DM
We will sometimes spend entire sessions on party banter and character interactions. We are drifting into the realm of play acting, but everyone seems to enjoy it so who cares.
>one (1) screencap from an old cartoon
>entire thread ignores the OP to talk about furries
This is what rent free looks like.
where do you think you are?
Yeha, it's the worst kind of thread. No one's talking about the thread topic and the off-topic shitters don't even have the decency to post cute M'ress pics.
That said, I love inter-party banter. I played a Star Wars game where I was a tsundere Jedi girl who had silly nicknames for the rest of the party based on their names or races. My character got the nickname "Princess" for my troubles.
Or my most recent D&D game, I was an orc (not half-orc, full orc) who made it my business to insult and belittle everyone else in the party.
But I was the big, stinky(it was my material components, I swear!) warlock whose moral compass was a roulette wheel, so it was just part of the fun.
>Yeha, it's the worst kind of thread. No one's talking about the thread topic and the off-topic shitters don't even have the decency to post cute M'ress pics.
At least they didn't go full Chakat...
ACK-SHUALLY it's from one of the recent mini animated shorts Paramount is putting out.
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That being said M’Ress was totally in aforementioned old cartoon.
That was pretty good for about the first two and a half minutes. When he starts going about his perfect woman it gets a little meh.
Yeah, it's a nice bit and then it ruins it with this cringe modern humor. For frick's sake, it's Kirk. We're already familiar with the stereotype that he fricks everything with or without a heartbeat, just make a joke about that and move on. Plus, it really doesn't help that Kirk looks and sounds the least like TOS/TAS Kirk. Maybe if you've got someone who can do a really good Shatner voice a run-on joke like this can work, but not with this guy.
He made the critical mistake of posting a more interesting image than his thread topic. Besides, it's blatant he wanted to talk about furhomosexualry, otherwise he wouldn't have used a xenophile freak trekkie cartoon doodle to illustrate the point.
It's not even an old cartoon. That's Very Short Treks, which premiered literally two weeks ago.
In fairness it is in the style of a very old cartoon.
It's an imageboard axiom
>N-no! I'm not a furry for spending days making up a setting full of fursonas you are the real furries!
You're a furry, your character is a fursona, if you ever play a game people will instantly notice it the moment you start talking about your precious freakshit oc.
>your character is a fursona
Jokes on you, I'm a GM. All my players are humans, even though some are funky Star Wars ones.
Get bent.
>thread is now solely about discussing furries
lel furchads win again
sorry your bot farming thread failed
Which fur race is best? Cats or wabbits?
Rats
I can't do banter because two of the players in the group are severely autistic and take every single attempt at banter as a deep personal insult that must mean that I hate them. They've also been explained to concept of banter several times but they somehow immediately forget it afterwards.
lmao
Because you can't tell, it's all or nothing. I take the nothing approach, so I'll treat real insults as banter. Pisses people off like you wouldn't believe.
>forehead ridges and body paint are cool
>don't fricking dare have their be aliens that look like cats.
some of you never grew up, and that makes me deeply sad.
>tfw no gf whos spots go all the way down
>How far do you go when it comes to party banter?
Eighteen years ago party banter turned into dating and eventually marriage and kids.
Which is to say I play Bards.
>Eighteen years ago party banter turned into dating and eventually marriage and kids.
>Which is to say I play Bards.
I think you played them a bit TOO successfully...
>I mean I don't know if we can count her as the mold setter for her species now, pretty sure she's basically a play on the cantankerous alleycat. It's basically Bones, and all his grumpiness, but as a cat.
I think you mean Purr'laski!
Pulaski was old, but not that crotchety. Except about Data being a real boy.
> I think you mean Purr'laski!
No, because McCoy actually had charm and was likeable in spite of all his grumpiness.
Pulaski was just a crotchety old hag.
It depends on the group, and the game.
Like I remember in the first game I was ever in way back in 2013 three of the PCS got into a discussion about music after getting in the car to drive to Chinatown, conversation was prompted by one in the front passenger seat turning on the radio to a station that the driver didn't usually listen to.
But later conversation sort of echoed it but only had two of the same player characters happened when we were talking in the new Mercedes of the same character who turned on the radio in the first conversation.
The first instance was interesting because it was one of the first times the characters actually bantered with each other and the latter one both highlighted the absence of the third character, who had been the driver, and the differences between the two characters who were there the owner of the Mercedes just saw possessions as passing tools of utility and projecting power, and the other one saw them is resources to be used and respected.
Haven't thought about that in a long time.
Thanks for the nostalgia trip.
> Name
> Job
> Barter
> Rumors
> Bye
I remember in 2017 or so this cartoon was being rerun on FX or some channel like that. Good times. Six years later I no longer understand how television remotes work, only my 60+ year old relatives do.
the annoying thing about furries is that while they try their hardest to exclaim "NOT ALL FURRIES!" the fandom as a whole tends to whip their macro, vore enabled wieners, around when anyone has so much as the faintest suggestion of a space for anthro content that isn't just porn all the time, no matter what people who want to enjoy anthro characters for normal reasons say. they will always be drowned out by the coom brained furries. hell the Fluffies thing was this to a tee, the movement was made to create a SFW space in the furry fandom, since the founder of the movement, (being a literal child), did not want to be exposed to anatomical dog vegana vore. and the people who posted it. in response to people hearing that children and those who didn't want to chew barbed penis like cigars wanted to create a space where they could share anthro art and stories, and etc. free from porn and such, proceeded to call them puritanical nazis and flood the people trying to make this a reality with DM's of porn, as well as harassment, abuse of reporting features for illegal and inappropriate content, lead to the movement to fall apart. and now if you say that the fandom has a problem with porn people will balk at the idea. that's not even getting into the real-life depravity such as the zoo sadism leaks or those two fur suiters who put fish in their asses before having butt sex. now the only people who do anthro anything well are xenophiles, and even then, they normally want to frick worm women or the predator from the titular movie, rather than make cat ladies that aren't a tool for artists to draw smut for free advertising.
>TL;DR furries are so porn addicted they spammed porn at literal children who wanted a space away from furry porn, and now they complain that they can never be taken seriously and that they're stereotyped as being sex pests
Tl;dr, humans are freaks in general.
Seems to be the characterization Star Trek gave them.
I'm dying here
Y’know I find Renamon and Krystal and M’Ress hot. I have never written a post as long as yours about this fact, though.
Like Jesus Christ, keep your hate boner in your pants, no one wants to see that.
I prefer Gardevoir
That's fine, Gardes aren't animals, they're elves.
I want to see it. It was a good post.
Furry cope, his anger was righteous
His anger was pointless. It won’t stop anyone from being a furry, it won’t turn anyone against furries who weren’t already, it’s not gonna change or advance anything other than just form a part of the furry hate circlejerk.
Anger is never pointless.
Let the sparks fly.
Anon if you think the cat lady is hot I have bad news for you.
Hahahah. Whatever would give you that idea...
Hahaha.
NTA but I think I may have developed a new fetish.
This is the Way...
No, it needs the BDSM.
I don't get why furries have to be so autistic all the time, yeah they are obsessed with animal people and that's autistic but they just behave in a really weird child-like way while constantly talking about porn, it's just creepy.
They're just a subset of coomers. Frankly, all coomers seem the same to me and can never keep it to themselves and have the nerve to always get mad and call you a prude/puritan when you criticize it.
I liked watching the OT casually because how they were basically mini-movies on exploring random sci-fi movies. Also I like watching older movies for their camera style I wasn't overtly impressed with the movies because they were too flashy and fast paced for me, but I thought they were rather enjoyable. Is anything else in the series worth watching?
To get away from the furry shit, my party couldn't handle it.
>Pathfinder adventure
>Portal powered by trapped devil, you pull the switch and it loses levels
>Devil is an incubus
>Party Barbarian wants to pull the switch, party's Sorceress and Warlock(ess) start flirting with incubus.
>Barbarian gets pissy and keeps trying to interrupt as they pump him for information
>Incubus smirks and says "No wonder they don't like you."
Eventuality, I agreed to take some negative levels so the incubus could go home, but boy was the barb's player annoyed about this
The banter was the peak of the last campaign I played in
>Mass Effect homebrew
>Initial party consists of two rival Krogan, a turian poser, a Salarian narcissist, and an autistic Vorcha
>ship's crew includes a Batarian Captain, a Quarian doctor obsessed with cybernetics, and an incredibly Slavic engineer
I'm honestly surprised we got out of that campaign with only one party member being killed by the rest, really
That short was moronic and shit. I would mating press that pussy though.
Furshit is 99.9% porn, and that's okay, because most of human history boils down to sex too; people are horny from the fields to the high halls of government.
If you disagree you're either a hypocritical ideologue or you're not getting pussy in the first place.
>nonstop porn with no restraint or moderation is good actually, and if you say otherwise, you get no pussy/dick.
it feels like every year the internet becomes more and more coom brained, my guess is that the barrier to entry for porn is lower now than ever, literally being weather or not you have a Wi-Fi connection.
>be horny pre internet
>my options
>jack off to random nonsexual picture of a woman
>hunt down a porno/swimsuit mag, then hide this since i'll be made fun of for it.
>find an actual woman to frick
>be horny post internet
>google boob, 12billion results
>spend all day whacking off to booba
>wahhh it was hard for me to jerk it so it should remain that way
finding a photo of a woman would've been nigh impossible 80 years before you were a kid, what of them? and of their ancestors who went their whole lives without photography, having only letters to inflame their lust? and of their ancestors, for whom literacy was a much rarer skill?
>people in the past had less porn, and so were probably less coom brained due to porn addiction
>yeah well, sorry you had to jerk off to playboys, but people in the past had to make due with art with nipple, and written erotica, in much lower quantities. and this disproves you, somehow.
>lamo you probably don't have sex
>I will add nothing of value, just continue to say NO PUSSY like ChatGPT looking for a cat that doesn't exist.
>being this mad about not getting pussy
lol, lmao
>not getting pussy
>hypocritical ideologue
Furchads stay winning
weebs and capeshitters have a lot of coom content but they mostly talk about other things
99% of all furry discussion is never talk about The Island of Doctor Moreau or Animal Crossing, it always turn into porn or fursuit making, look at this thread, furries are only simping for a catgirl character they know nothing about.
>look at this thread
This thread is a whole lot of homosexuals like you talking about furries, while most discussion about OP's image is actually about Star Trek and the cat aliens in Star Trek. Black person, it's RIGHT THERE. The shit you're claiming doesn't happen is RIGHT THERE in front of your eyes. Of course, this thread was supposed to be about party banter, and you're not adding anything to that either, because like 90% of this goddamn board you don't even play TTRPG's. You could be contributing, you could be making the board a better place, but no, we need to hear all about this furry tenant of yours that doesn't pay any rent.
Literally no furry is talking about shit in this thread other than simping for whatever cat person is that supposed to be, you are totally the casual no games furry from /trash/ posting those cheesecake furry images in this thread and getting offended by being called out. "You are just as bad for talking about it"? Please half of this site is consistently spammed by coomer furry images. This thread was doomed ever since the second post.
I’m a furry, or at least what you’d probably define as a furry. So far my only posts in this thread have been pointing out how pointless your (plural, as in, anti-furgays generally) anger was since it accomplishes nothing and changes nothing.l and does nothing but feed your circlejerk. You are not less autistic than the furgays, you’re just more annoyingly self-righteous about it.
My previous posts were
and
, if you care.
>accomplishes nothing
At the very least it makes you seethe and write in caps. That alone warms my soul.
Rope yourself, fricker.
Lol, and you're a telepath who can tell exactly which post was made by a furry and which wasn't? That's confirmation bias, you moron. But if you acknowledge that only the simping posts are made by furries, then you must also acknowledge that there are far, far more posts b***hing about furries and discussing Star Trek. Or are you moronic enough to think that "simping" is synonymous with "talking about". Because you wouldn't be the first touch-starved idiot to get his words wrong.
>Please half of this site is consistently spammed by coomer furry images
Bro, I fricking wish. If I could press a button and replace all of your vapid nogames bullshit, complaining, and reflex-posting with cheesecake, I would. I wouldn't even look at it, but it would be nice to know that homosexuals like you would be on Reddit, or Twitter, or some other poser site where you belong. But no, literally half this site is idiots flapping their wienerholes about shit they know nothing about.
>This thread was doomed ever since the second post.
Because of homosexuals like you. You could have kept moving. But here you are, bumping and filling the thread with vapid nonsense. I hope your dick falls off while you're pissing at a public urinal so it sprays everywhere.
>you're a telepath who can tell exactly which post was made by a furry and which wasn't?
NEVER GO FULL CHAKAT!!!
>I recovered from Discovery by getting into Lower Decks because Mariner is everything Burnham should have been to make the show significantly less awful and her flaws are by design and make sense with her background, instead of just being because the writers of DISC are moronic.
I never even bothered with ST:D thanks to the streaming exclusivity, and Burnham still stunk of Sueism from third hand exposure.
I honestly would have written her off as Benny Russell's Grand Daughter writing bad TOS Fanfiction...
>It helps that Mariner straight-up fails or is shown to be wrong reasonably often, especially in Season 2.
Indeed, in fact now they are even exploring her self-sabotaging insubordination and using her as the fall guy for slapstick!
I wouldn't call Michael Burham a Mary Sue. The only people who actually fawn after her are the parental-figures in her life (and Spock) who do treat her like that, but no one else really does. Burnham's problem is that she has Main Character Syndrome in a show where she isn't actually in a position of authority. She'll disobey orders and put everyone in danger because she knows she's right (which she almost invariably and inexplicably is). She is repeatedly rewarded for this, despite undermining her commanding officers constantly.
In a meta-sense too, she's the protagonist of what was traditionally an ensemble show. Yes, usually the captain is the main character, but she's not the captain. The supporting cast is painfully weak outside of Saru, Lorca, and Phillipa (who are just aces), who unfortunately are the authority figures she's constantly undermining. The biggest Mary Sue element to her story is her relationship with Sarek and Spock, which was absolutely unnecessary. They use it to explain her autism in S1, but it's awkward and weirdly inserts herself into Spock's story.
The mark of educated man is to supress most primitive urges in favor of better ones, you fricking neanderthal.
>midwit thinks being a repressed prude will give him an IQ above 1 sigma
The finest men in history were getting it on and got it on; you being a weird nerd angry at women doesn't improve anything besides your masturbatory grip strength.
>The finest men in history were getting it on and got it on;
Nice fricking joke. A rare exception doesn't make it a rule. There's a reason why all the books that were considered wise for the last 4000 years or so since The Teaching of Ani are telling to fricking hold yourself back here and there a bit.
>midwit edging himself on and getting mad that semen retention isn't making him the next heckin' Einsteinarino
If you grabbed yourself some boypussy you might be the next Alexander.
More likely I'll be another you, and I definitely do not want that.
>the only difference between you and that other anon is how much you coom
crazy
The problem isn't the porn. The problem is being an obnoxious, deranged lunatic about the porn. Furries are less pushy nowadays but their community is still cancer in every conceivable way and anyone who touches it is suspect.
GATO
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
a cat is fine, too
Why are cats so often portrayed as feminine anyways?
Pussy
because they're soft and curvy and their smooth graceful movements are more reminiscent of how women look and move than how blockier, harder males move. so they end up being compared to dogs. ever pick up a dog vs picking up a cat? dealing with male and female bodies is much the same
i hate this rick and morty/family guy/american dad look
no hard feelings, but it looks too clean and uuuuuuuhhhhh ? normal, clean?
antiseptic? corporate?
>corporate?
mmmmmm yeah? i see no love in art, see no soul, it looks like that because it's easy to draw, while family guy and american dad (earlier episodes at least) feels alive