How fricking narcissistic is kojimbo? If his head was any further up his own ass, he'd turn into a morph ball like Samus.
When will everyone realize he is a supreme hack. Every "good" game he's made is because he was hard-carried by writers, editors, designers, and artists who actually fricking knew what they were doing.
Him and his direction are worth shit.
Geoff caused this
For sure. Here's this guy who made zelda and is still making zelda and they tell them to wrap up, whilst Best buddy Kojima gets put on the stage "oh its such an inhumane honor to have this God on stage with us"
I mean honestly it's looped back around to being endearing. The sheer fricking audacity of this man is hilarious to watch.
He's a god!
But, anon. Basedjima invented game camera. Why couldn't ANYONE else have come with such a brilliant idea before 1998?
Was there really a single 3D game before MGS where you switched views to a sniper scope?
Goldeneye 007
That was just first person to zoomed in first person. MGS might have been the first to completely change perspective. Though I'm sure it wasn't.
sometimes I get the feeling that this used to just be a funny joke about him being an auteur but people kept taking him seriously and now it's gotten so out of hand he can't break the illusion because his whole career is riding on it. like a game of chicken.
It was no joke. Sony wants respect amongst Hollywood because they're biggest games are Movie games and they needed a figurehead to prop up as some genius to attract celebrity actors to do their games. If it wasn't Kojima it'd be that gay israelite who made TLOU
Cry and seethe. He's inventing a new form of media.
KOJIMA IS GOD
KOJIMA IS GOD
KOJIMA IS GOD
>hooooooo what if the prayeru had to connect an usb stick to their puraystation to receive a code an unrock the door?
>omg kojimbo you're always pushing boundaries what an innovative idea!
He know how to marker himself, he's now releasing his documentary and Dinsey+. What are you doing in comparison?
I haven't played a Kojima game that I didn't like, but I'd be lying if I said OD didn't raise a lot of red flags
He has the entirety of western media sucking his creatividad balls for years
Id also be narcissistic as frick
he loves the west so much but can't speak english?
tired of seeing this clown
ask how many Gankersses can speak japanese
and yet there was a jap up there accepting an award who spoke English
cope
Not a cope just saying being obsessed with a culture and being unable to speak the language is the norm
English is the exception because everyone has to learn it
yea but this is entailing his day to day business activities too
a ufc fighter from dagestan is able to speak english now with maybe 1-2 years of learning
I still find it strange that the only foreign developers that don't event attempt to speak English at English speaking events like this are the Japanese.
When was the last time? Late 2000s, early 2010s E3?
t. EOPs
He knows English. Vladimir Putin also knows English. But while they may understand it quite fluently, they speak it awkwardly. So instead of fricking it up, they have someone speak properly for them.
That's never stopped any of the Euro devs from speaking broken English at every single event.
Those Euro devs don't have Kojima's masive ego
maybe he should practice so he can atleast be on the same speaking level as literal village ufc punks
i’ve been saying this for years, Kojima is literally the David Lynch of video games only when he “writes” an abstract concept he passes out from inhaling his own rectal cologne too hard. fricking nip
People are interested enough in his shit to watch some slop like this and line his pockets, don’t be salt because he’s one of the most prolific directors in the industry and he’s unironically made a ton of great games back to the goddamn 80s.
He invented the camera after all.
>fricking narcissistic
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wtf is this real?
Yes. Open google and search for "dancing cat".
half expecting for it to be directed and fellated by Kojima himself
>a visionary journey into the creation of death stranding
idk that seems cool to me i liked the game
how much do you think he seethes about Sam Lakes Max Payne getting a genuine hollywood adaption with a superstar actor while he's forced to pay through the nose just to get b-tier actors to be in his games?
Sam mogged Kojima at the game awards. They couldn't keep him off the stage. Three awards and a fricking musical number that he joined in on.
Does there exist a single fricking photo where hideover doesn't get mogged?
No. My personal favorite is this one where he's pretending to smoke a cigarette while being completely ignored by the people he's paying to pretend and be his friends.
>he's pretending to smoke a cigarette while being completely ignored by the people he's paying to pretend and be his friends
brootal
Holy shit, it's like a brand new style of cinema. Almost as though they are documenting the history of a project. I want to be first to congratulate and praise Kojima for this brand new style that he is referring to as a "documentary". How does he keep redefining media?!?!
How fricking up your own ass do you have to be to make a documebtary about yourself?
who the frick gonna watch this? How is this profitable in any ways? Who gives this hack moneys to makes all this shit?
mind boggling
>How fricking narcissistic is kojimbo? If his head was any further up his own ass, he'd turn into a morph ball like Samus.
Is hideo samus? More about this topic later at 11.