How have you been kicked out of a game?
I'll start. I was GMing a Pathfinder game. We had a chick with big breasts and a scorching case of autism. Unfortunately it was not my house so I couldn't kick her (owner liked her, he also had a scorching case of autism. And big breasts). Anyway this b***h likes to fricking argue about everything. Would not accept my standard "that's right, you notice this isn't how things normally work, there is clearly something wrong here".
Anyway, I'm tired of this b***h, so I decided to respond to her carefully crafted argument by burping at her. Well, as I tensed my abs to amplify the reverberation the 4 bean burritos came back and I power puked on her.
I tried to stop it, I did. But it was unstoppable. I tried to cover my mouth, but it made a fan and puked all over everyone's character sheets.
I tried to leave, but the basement we game in was small, so I had to turn around to leave. This whole time barf was coming out like an endless stream, still fanned out so I covered the entire back wall with a solid layer of Ralph.
Finally, after doing the psychedelic yawn all over her, the table, and half the basement I made it to the bathroom. Nope, empty. I have been asked to not return.
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>unable to control your barf
skill issue
never because i have social skills
never say never
>be me
>browse tg often, so I know what to expect from a D&D campaign
>go to friend's house to play D&D
>tells us it's a lighthearted campaign that will be going for two or three sessions
>set in some setting called "spelljammer" so we can make any character we want
>can't wait to show off my superior knowledge of RPGs
>write up a human fighter named Giles de Guillaume, an errant knight
>the DM, who is my friend, invites his little brother over
>plays some purple tiefling warlock with glowing red eyes called Bloodmoon, the last of his kind fleeing from his planet which has been overtaken by an evil theocracy.
>the campaign is a total cringefest, can barely remember any of it because my friend doesn't give a shit about story and just lets them do what they want and frick around with whatever they find
>penguin merchants, british hippo marines, what the frick? didn't know he was a furgay but OK
>Bloodmoon is an annoying piece of shit brooding about his past
>Despite this everyone else in the campaign is having a good time playing along, not taking him seriously and not even themselves
>this and the severe disregard towards historical accuracy breaks the hell out of my immersion
>frick the DM for throwing verisimilitude out the window
>why the frick is there a tap in the bathroom of a wooden sailing ship we're being held prisoner in
>Of course, I ask the hippo navy captain about it, and he tells me there's a water elemental held captive in the cistern
>fricking hell
>I tell the DM exactly what I think about cheapening magic like this, magic should be mysterious, otherwise you end up with boring shit like Eberron where it's just technology.
>he brushes me off and tells me he'll think about it next session
>good. Hope he listened.
>After escaping the hold, Bloodmoon of course hears about it, and decides to liberate the thing with the kender rogue so he can make it his minion
>Makes a lot of cringy lines about how he doesn't give a shit about authority because of his past as a persecuted tiefling
>I tell him bluntly that what one does is more important than what one is.
>he tells me that that's exactly why he's trying to liberate the elemental
>Can't stand that kid thinking he's all unique and cool with his freakshit tiefling, but I can't interrupt him and the kender plotting together
>their giggly excitement at something so stupid and childish pisses me off
>god I can't fricking stand him
>the other player, a nature domain dwarf cleric, joins in, suggests that he use his plant growth spell to grow the potted plants in the quarter to bloom and flood the place with pollen
>the kender decides to only enact the plan when they're near a planet with a lot of water because he doesn't want the hippos to die of dehydration
>at this point I realize they're eating up moronic looney toons bullshit for mental toddlers
>and worse, they're enjoying it and not even calling that kid a freakshitter
>fml
>I need to show them up somehow
>I go find that hippo captain and tell them the rest of my party plans to liberate their only source of water
>The DM has the good sense to defend me because he encourages interparty conflict because it's fun
>hippo beats my character up while i'm carrying a broomstick and has me escorted back to the hold
>even when I made sure to describe the HEMA techniques in detail
>Giles gets thrown overboard for escaping while the rest of my party fights them off
>DM pulls some bullshit antivaxxer flat earth nonsense and has the "gravity plane" stick me right back on the bottom of the ship
>While they're fighting I smash open the window and fight the hippos, because frick tieflings
>Bloodmoon frees the water elemental, then ride out into space on its back, all seated in a canoe
>OOC, the kender player thanks me for
>DM explicitly mentions I'm stuck to the water elemental and offers to let me roll to swim up to the canoe
>they're all having a fricking blast
>without me
>I stand up and let them know exactly what I think about their characters, their shit taste, and their immaturity, and especially how much I hate Mudcoon and his little shit of a player
>everybody's silent
>good, I just love how freakshitters just stand there bewildered when you point out they're morons
>DM throws a colossal tantrum right there, shits himself
>his stupid little brother cries like a b***h at how I dared hurt his precious feefees
>DM takes me to another room, tells me to never pull that ever again
>thinks i'm having a "meltdown" and i'm not a "decent human being"
>tell him that people laughing at him and his little brother isn't a "meltdown", and that talking about being a "decent human being" while playing literal hellspawn kinda invalidates his argument
>dwarf player tells me to leave because I'm apparently "a freak"
>I point out the irony of him calling me a freak when he obviously wanted to play a freak
>replies with the bullshit excuse that he played a dwarf
>everybody knows who thinks freakshit isn't an existential threat to western civilization is definitely a freakshitter who plays dildo shoving firbolgs
>laugh at him, tell him that that's his problem and not the problem of sane well-adjusted people who don't need to pretend to be some freakshit animal-person hipster to feel better about their pathetic lives
>DM tells me to leave before I can make any witty comebacks about them being trannies and freakshitters
>Almost manage to say something about critical role before the door slams shut in my face
>flip his little brother off through the window I storm out of his house
>frick freakshit and all freakshitters
I hope you shit yourself
Good Pasta
No walk the dinosaur, no fresh prince of bel aire, are you even fricking trying? KYS homosexual.
>current year = reddit infestation + 7
>uses "freakshit" unironically
Do you really think these... people know what you talk about? Do you honestly think they care?
You don't come off as anything other than a boorish, rampaging thunderc**t. The game sounds dope as frick and you deserve to be kicked out.
Good effort but also weak bait here's your (you)
>says he knows what to expect from D&D
>doesn't know what Spelljammer is or how it plays
>b***h doesn't even know what Giff are
Is this a fake story? I can't imagine someone being so dumb. TG isn't D&D just as much as Critical Role isn't D&D.
In my experience brand new players tend to pick human because they're familiar. Experienced players might pick whatever gives the most plusses or something different just to try it out. It's a TG meme, just something people worry about here. At a table if your goal is to be disruptive you need kicked from the group.
These Zero Games who think they know what they're doing are harder to train than new players
i dont think you understand what a 'joke' is
its a copypasta
homie im a nogames secondary newbie who rarely ever uses /tg/ and even i know this is copypasta
Bro, how moronic can you get? How can you not tell that that copypasta is written by someone with considerable knowledge of the Spelljammer setting? The amount of accurate details included is way beyond what a non-Spelljammer-fan would bother with.
This is great pasta
It had me going for a while, ngl. I give it 9/10, outstanding work!
nah it was gay and the "protagonist" was extremely unlikable
you sound fat
Pasta is full of carbs.
Something tells me OP was the only one with autism
Nah they all did
This never happened, but
>others have autism
>not the guy who thinks a proper argument in a discussion is to puke on everything and everyone
thats not autism, thats called being a based sigma male on his grindset vomit maxxing
Never got kicked out, just chose to leave a group. After our 3rd session the DM and one of the players asked me to either take a -3 to all of my ability scores or to make a new character. I told them no and that I will not be coming back.
I later found out they also asked the other 2 players that rolled for stats to lower their ability scores.
Something tells me you were acting like an butthole powernerd and that was their way of curbing that shit.
>How have you been kicked out of a game?
Yeah, recently actually. The DM lost their shit when I suggested that you could just make a nerfed version of a Polymorph Self and add it to the druid spell list if you wanted to simulate the iconic Shapechanging in OD&D (rather than trying to make a whole class mechanic).
Dude took personal offence to this and exploded, saying that I didn't have enough experience with the system to even *THINK* of how to make a class, and that he had been playing the game for 6 years before he even thought about making classes.
Honestly dodged a bullet, but shit was wild.
You should have killed him IRL
Why are so many DnD players so averse to homebrew? I started branching out to other systems recently and people seem way more open to it.
DnD is both the starting point for many, and the death bed of anyone with no creativity or ability to think
They aren't in my experience, but it's the most popular system. You'll have tons of different people playing it, and some of those people have wild opinions. I'm guessing because the system appears complex from the outside, and has many rules for many different things. When I started RPing I found other systems easier to get my head around, and in that place the most homebrewed system was vampire (aside from entirely original homebrews), and only one guy got into seriously homebrewing d20. The guy made an entire WH40K supplement based on 3.5. This was before WH40K got its own decent native systems, mind you.
Lots of new DnD players don't play DnD because they want to roleplay. They play DnD for the sake of playing DnD. Any deviation from the published material is verbotten. This is why the only 3rd party classes you ever see discussed on most discussion boards are the ones derived from Critical Roll that are now officially 2nd party material officially approved of by Hasbro.
3rd party sources don't merit discussion because there can be no reasonable assumption of them being allowed between different tables. And also because most of them are garbage. Same with 3rd party spells and other character options.
3rd party sources for GM content can be fine, but what ones are useful depends on the GM and his group. So again, hard to discuss.
>officially 2nd party material
KYS moron
On the one hand, a lot of homebrew is shit.
On the other hand, a lot of official material tends to be just as bad. I guess the devil you know situation.
They're bad, simple as. I crafted an entire primal domain for my Minotaur Cleric/Ranger purely just to have a different flavor of the Life domain level 1 trait as I was going Goodberry build (we had two undead in the party so consumable healing was in high demand)
99% of homebrew is OP, cringey or both.
So is a lot of official material to be fair
I approve of your problem solving methodology but only due to the consequence of your ineptitude in execution.
It's always great when you make a GM out themselves as an idiot before you have to suffer for it. Lmao at needing six years to figure out d20 mechanics.
It's about control. If you have a bunch of homebrew in your campaign, they can't maintain control of the narrative. If it's not "default D&D" or Tal'dorei, they feel out of depth.
Finally, my own story. I got invited to a group to play a meme game. I off-handedly said D&D 5e was probably one of the worst choices for a modern RPG and it triggered one kid so hard he had an autistic meltdown on Discord. I turned my mic off and laughed my ass off, but the rest of the group wasn't as amused. They couldn't get turboautist to calm down until they suggested they could make a new Discord server and not invite me.
Three of the people from that group now play in another game with me, mind you. Turboautist has had several additional meltdowns since then.
the culture of internet bloodsports and wokeism has encouraged borderline personalities as normalized behavior.
I don't even think it's actual BPD. I think these kids genuinely have no ability to handle confrontation.
Just put them into a confrontation and watch them melt.
>I’m not mad, everyone else is!
Classic wizard cope. You’re terminally autistic, and your Prismatic Spray incident proves it.
>be me (brown)
>play with GM (brown)
>it's 2016, height of election nonsense
>one day brown GM starts screaming at me dumb racist shit about God-Emperor Trump and the wall and kekistan and that I will die
>blocked, ghosted
>neither of us lived in the states
Are you guys indian by chance?
I'm Mexican (ese), he's from somewhere in South America I believe.
>We had a chick with big breasts and a scorching case of autism.
Stopped reading here, this shit never happened.
Every chick I've met with autism had absurdly large breasts.
Same, but only because they're all obese.
Nothing ever happens
Hi youtube
Seriously who the frick thinks this is organic
Shit is organic.
I miss when we could just post goofy stories on 4 chan without homosexuals like you assuming we're farming content for normie social media.
>Verification not required
So what shitty YouTube channel do you have?
Same, zoomers have been absolutely mindbroken by that world they live in.
yeah. friend invited me to a game, then shortly thereafter got angry with me over a girl and refused to talk to me outside of the game (I didn't even know what it was about). I got angry with the silent treatment after trying to speak with him after one of the games, so I ended up shoving him which eventually got him to speak up. DM was there (they were playing magic) and he was my friend's friend more than mine, so he sent me a message the next day that he "didn't feel comfortable" with me at the table. Such is life
A couple of times. I don't really dwell on it. I drop out of 9/10 games eventually, so it stands to reason a few of them would drop me too.
Nah, I left a game though. Dm hardly seems like he preps anything and relies on like 3 random encounters that are combat oriented. Everything even at level 3 did like 30+ damage, DM had basically an escort mission for a child of destiny, also had a dmnpc guy who outclassed all of the players. At one point there was a trail where we had to inhabit the body of older warriors so an hr into the session we were told to make character sheets to continue playing. The pacing was always really slow and would take forever for anything to happen. after like 5 sessions I wasn't interested. To be fair I would be fine with like a one shot but at one point he bragged out of the dozens of campaigns he has ran rarely would any actually finish and they usually ended in a TPK, not to say that's the end of the world but I can hardly get incvested in a character if they die so easily.
Wow, that's a collection of stuff I've seen IRL and kinda hate, just needed "city adventure" in.
Got close, it began with all of us being kidnapped to be gladiators, it took two sessions of basically just combat and nothing more aside from brief RP to eventually get to leave. How we got out was the main quest teleporting us but I think he realized that us grinding to buy freedom (15,000 points, we earned 25 in the first two sessions it also was the only stuff we could use to buy items) would be tedious. which if what he says is true he has double the years DMing and thought this was a compelling plot.
>wojak poster
>moronic
>butthole irl
>attention seeking
... do I get a bingo?
There have been at least 2 separate attempts to throw me out of groups that have failed. The only time I left a group was under my own terms and I made sure to destroy the group on the way out. The only ones still playing rpgs since the 3 years ago I did that are the ones I recruited into my current group. And one of the old guard tried to kick me out and got told off by all the other members.
I really don't know how you people go through life letting others walk all over you.
not a game but i got kicked out of a certain discord and shitpost about it on /tg/ every chance i can get.
Was kicked out of a game for getting pissed about the GM cancelling mid-session after several weeks of ghosting and "not feeling like it this week guys sowwy".
Game died shortly after, and he ended up being a tranzoid afterwards so I probably ultimately dodged a bullet.
I have never been kicked out of a game, because I'm not a smelly antisocial racist fricknugget designated purge victim.
I detect a lie
If you're not racist you are a designated purge victim.
I could kill you with my bare hands without raising a sweat.
Without a hakenkreuz tattooed in your forehead? Not a chance. The blessings of the Fuhrer protect me from all harm.
>I could kill you with my bare hands without raising a sweat.
Not yet.
I have witnessed that happening to others in online games.
>discord and roll20 disappear from my lists a day before the session
>have no idea whether the GM expected more engagement from me or if he just quit the campaign himself (this actually happened with one random GM and like half the gamefinder gays)
This happened two times, I didn't feel like I missed out on anything good but I'm still confused
>(owner liked her, he also had a scorching case of autism. And big breasts)
The owner... he also had "big breasts"?
He's saying he's fat. Jesus Christ, please let this be trolling. Please don't let there be a person this moronic, Jesus. It might be the thing that finally tips me over into suicide over despair at the entire human race.
No, but I've seen people being kicked out. Among them my brother, dude can't deal with failure and after a streak of bad rolls grabbed the dice and a couple of miniatures and throw them into a wall. Nor the dice, miniatures and wall were his.
He did something similar during a party with the controller of a ps2, again not his. Somehow is suprising nobody ever beat him with his attitude, just kicked him out.
he sounds autistic
Yeah, but it's a pretty boring story. I was in an online game and on the day of the third or fourth session I completely forgot about it and didn't log in, so the GM quietly kicked me from the Discord. I wasn't really feeling the game anyway so I didn't push to get back in.
I recently decided to drop a irl group because people just cancel the same day or simply do not show up. I didn't really care because the session stays prepped and I use that hole in the schedule to relax another way.
But then they did that with other irl plans and I decided it's not worth counting on them at all, for anything.
It was a good move. If you forget about it or don't like it that much you should leave, there's a game for everyone out there that you'll get invested in and will want to show up to.
Yeah, because I don't have a car, and we stopped going to college. Sorry Im disabled
>Drinking after game with other players, I only know one of the players from college and the others are her friends
>Realize almost everyone has passed out or went home
>Alone in the basement with weird emo tomboy(hard to explain to you Zoomers, she was a specific archetype that stopped existing after the 00's)
>She's chatting with me about a surgery she had and then suddenly said "wanna see my surgical scars?" and then lifted up her shirt
>Small perky pierced breasts in my face
>Stammer out "cool" and don't escalate because she mentioned having a boyfriend earlier
>Friend hits me up on AIM the next day saying "emo tomboy said you were being creepy and scared her, good luck finding a new group"
>Told my SiL about it years later and she said "she was mad you didn't hook up with her so she lashed out" like it was the most normal thing in the world to do to a guy
Don't remember anything about the game itself though. So it was probably typical 3.5 poo.
>Be me
>got invited to a campaign by a group that i introduced the system we were gonna play to
>campaign is about school and shiet
>GM straight up told us before we are that we are in military, be proud and take no shit from anyone, duel are allow as long as it not to the death
>after a few session
>some npc from other class come to our group and said something about we should share intel to them because something along the line of "muh avantage"
>told them to frick off
>npc got pissy and hurl insult at me
>told them if they weren't such incompetent shit they wouldn't need to rely on our intel
>said npc lost his shit start insulting everyone in our group
>said "If you want to prove your superiority so much, why don't we have a duel"
>suddenly the principle showup and give me demerit
>say "I'm causing trouble and my kind wouldn't be tolerated"
>start to reason why only our group especially me get demerit while the other npc don't
>no explanation told me i'm expelled for questioning his authority
>GM told me i'm out
>mfw
Never been kicked out. Two players in my most recent group ghosted me though:
>be me
>play in new group, meet new people
>good times
>GM moves away, group disintegrates
>I recruit one of the players for new group
>I GM and provide assistance as best I can
>he asks to bring a friend
>fine_by_me.wav
>session zero seems good
>first session I try to speed things along whenever I sense a lull but everyone is really into RPing that day so I don't force it
>we have a few more sessions like this
>group takes detours here and there and everyone enjoys the RP
>seems like we're clicking
>but we play only on weekends because of this player
>we meet his studying/partying schedule
>he cancels once or twice because of family business (totally okay in isolation, but...)
>he drops a message of how he isn't immersed because we play so rarely and how this adventure doesn't go anywhere at this pace
>says he's out and wishes us the best
>pic related is mfw
>ask him in private if there's anything wrong and he just says the same as before
>ask his friend if we continue to play
>no_response.txt
>pic related is again mfw
Maybe the guy has no idea what to answer?
>kidnapped to be gladiators
YUP, actually happened in my party too. Turns out that's not a lot of fun, who knew?
>people just cancel the same day or simply do not show up
>at some point that started happening a lot when some of the folks started hanging out more with college friends or were just desperate for that fabled "social life" people talk about
>b***h at them for not at least warning they weren't gonna show up, to plan something else
>eventually one of them publishes a comic, the character who's supposed to represent me is b***hing "WHAT ABOUT ME?" for comedic effect, I guess
Pretty convenient, this lack of self-awareness.
I've never been kicked out of a group at worst I've left an adventure league when it became clear an AC stat of 26+ was too much for their dungeon masters to design around apparently and they handed me for playing a basic b***h Hexblade Paladin since I had good saves and a high AC which was apparently too much for any DM to handle to the point where their "meta" against my character was to just avoid even attacking me ever since they would never hit me and go and try and beat everyone else up in the party instead. This caused a knock on effect where several characters to die since the server was full of unoptimized squisherbes and it turns out ignoring one of the few characters with actual bulk meant these poor idiots would just spontaneously explode and blame it on me for not protecting them.