What actual child will play a Game Boy Colour?
Do Manchildren actually buy happy meals now? I guess kids don’t go to McDonalds anymore so they need to appeal to the sad Millenial demographic.
I enjoy that McDonalds is so aware and unashamed of the quality of their food that they named a mascot after the expression everyone with taste buds makes when someone else suggests going to McDonalds.
$14 is still crazy for a fricking MCDONALDS meal. Its the most sloppy slop you can get, literal meat paste.
Those old Ronald commercials from the 90's had heart, and their Halloween and Christmas promotions had soul. It was pleasant. The food's horrendous, outside of the McRib, McGriddles, and Big Breakfast, so get one of those if you're ever stranded and forced to eat there.
Are you sure that you wouldn’t like some McNuggies?
I went to Texas Roadhouse yesterday, and it opens at 3, but between 3 and 5 on Mondays through Thursdays, they have an "Early Dine", which you have a meal for just $12.
That may seem small at first, but you have to realize that the sides are gigantic (baked potato and rice), and I couldn't even finish it all. Also had a Bloomin' Onion as an appetizer, on top of free rolls they give you. They sadly ran out of peanuts.
>free rolls
They want the customer to get full off bread.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I am pretty sure that a restaurant would want to SELL you food, instead of simply holding you over and making you buy less food.
If you have one near you, then go there either tomorrow or Thursday at 3. You can't beat $12.
11 months ago
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You can walk into a nice restaurant, fill yourself with as much free bread as you can handle, walk out AND the restaurant will still have profited off you. You don't want to know how because it will make you fricking sick.
11 months ago
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Umm what?
11 months ago
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Blatant shill wtf
11 months ago
Anonymous
This would make more sense at a buffet or a place where you pay a set price. If you pay per item, they make more money the more you eat.
McDonalds is American luxury hamburgers, we don’t get much fancy imported stuff much up here, if I can find a nice slice of dumpster beef for $20 canadian I’ll be eatin’ goood all month.
Anon it's a screenshot of the title screen pasted over where the label would go with absolutely no attempt to actually make it look like a label.
Your chain isn't getting tugged, it's getting yanked.
>that SOVL website design >it's actually mostly genuine late 90s HTML >it doesn't shit up my (old) computer with 50mb of javascript bullshit even with an adblocker >they did this as a funny promotion
Please for the love of god its time to ACTUALLY retvrn to this.
Jews did because they thought that it appealed to children too much, so they wanted to go into an "adult" direction. Maybe that's an improvement, since kids are less likely to be lured by those characters into being tricked into eating low-quality shit food.
You'll now binge watch old McDonaldland commercials, and watch every episode of the Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, and then have a craving for overpriced goyslop because of "muh nostalgia".
Those old Ronald commercials from the 90's had heart, and their Halloween and Christmas promotions had soul. It was pleasant. The food's horrendous, outside of the McRib, McGriddles, and Big Breakfast, so get one of those if you're ever stranded and forced to eat there.
Wake me up when mcdonald's does a tie-in game using a real man's genre, the classic JRPG Pretty cool it's an actual gameboy color game though and my boy Grimace is based despite being tied to a goyslop brand
>this pixel art looks legit like a late gbc game, i wonder who made this >the devs are brown and israeli
I kneel... white pixelshitdevs on suicide watch
my friends did a tier list on sunday and said mcdonals and kfc was S tier food.
I told them they were crazy and it's like a B. We settled for A but frick i was so shocked they put it up that high
All goyslop is below C tier at best but when just comparing fast food mcdicks is at least consistently ok as long as you live in a white predominant area. KFC is fricking bottom of the barrel trash though
The trick with KFC is the fried chicken is nausea-inducing, but the tenders/popcorn chicken and sides are godly for fast food. It's just a shame they changed the way their incredible boneless wings were made ages ago and ruined them.
>This also has a physical release for the Game Boy.
now im interested
Is the physical game included with happy meals
I don't think kiddos have ever seen a Game Boy, let alone know what it is.
I don't think you zoomers even saw one at all either.
What actual child will play a Game Boy Colour?
Do Manchildren actually buy happy meals now? I guess kids don’t go to McDonalds anymore so they need to appeal to the sad Millenial demographic.
they don't even give kids real toys with happy meals anymore
it's always just some piece of crap that the kid throws away when he gets home
this is like the fifth thread i've seen today for this shit, are you getting paid to shill this shite here?
It's not every day we see a Game Boy Color game release.
Even more so since a peddler of goyslop made a game that isn't goyslop.
>It's not every day we see a Game Boy Color game release.
It practically is. It's the same engine a shit ton of homosexuals make shitty games in.
Game Boy Color isn't an engine you fricking useless, brainless, buffoon
He's talking about GB Studio moron.
Then say that fricking massive moron
GBStudio lets people make tons of gameboy color games.
surprisingly fun. Does getting all the milkshakes actually do anything?
I don't know.
Can you see if it does anything?
Wow so does it do anything or just change the color...
frick off mcfrick
I hate McGoyslop.
But dammit, this is a NEW Game Boy Color game. What did you expect me to do? Ignore it?
>runs in a cycle-accurate GB emulator written in wasm
cool
I enjoy that McDonalds is so aware and unashamed of the quality of their food that they named a mascot after the expression everyone with taste buds makes when someone else suggests going to McDonalds.
They made a fat purple idiot as one of their mascots. They named it after their regular consoomers.
Could it be that you are... craving Grimace's mcnuggies?
Are you sure that you wouldn’t like some McNuggies?
I keep hearing about a physical release but I haven't seen it anywhere.
Then go to McDonald's, like the lardass you are.
I'm not gonna drive my ass out to McDonald's over a game boy color game unless I know it's fricking there, show me where and how to get these carts.
Yes you are gonna drive your ass out to McDonald's over a Game Boy Color game.
Lotta anons in here getting fricked up by the grip -> sip combo.
I’m not buying your outrageously priced meal shill.
holy frick why? I know inflation but you can get actual quality meals at a local restaurant for less than that.
I went to Texas Roadhouse yesterday, and it opens at 3, but between 3 and 5 on Mondays through Thursdays, they have an "Early Dine", which you have a meal for just $12.
TWELVE DOLLARS for steak and two sides.
what cut of steak though
Sirloin. 6 oz.
That may seem small at first, but you have to realize that the sides are gigantic (baked potato and rice), and I couldn't even finish it all. Also had a Bloomin' Onion as an appetizer, on top of free rolls they give you. They sadly ran out of peanuts.
>free rolls
They want the customer to get full off bread.
I am pretty sure that a restaurant would want to SELL you food, instead of simply holding you over and making you buy less food.
If you have one near you, then go there either tomorrow or Thursday at 3. You can't beat $12.
You can walk into a nice restaurant, fill yourself with as much free bread as you can handle, walk out AND the restaurant will still have profited off you. You don't want to know how because it will make you fricking sick.
Umm what?
Blatant shill wtf
This would make more sense at a buffet or a place where you pay a set price. If you pay per item, they make more money the more you eat.
What commie shithole do you live in? Where I am it's still not cheap but at least it's not $17 fricking dollars.
>What commie shithole do you live in?
USA
California is not a part of the USA, nor does it even want to be considered USA. No blue state does.
>Manages to bring up politics in a fricking mcdonalds thread on a video game board
Most impressive.
Portland
$14 is still crazy for a fricking MCDONALDS meal. Its the most sloppy slop you can get, literal meat paste.
>believes fake news
>posts about his superiority to pretend info on the internet
every time
every moron
When you add shakes and shit it gets more expensive. There's a reason most of the construction workers stick with mcchicken and such.
>literal meat paste
moron.
If that milkshake was Taro flavour I’d try it.
Americans need to open up to the flavour of Taro and sweet potatoes.
>McDonalds meal in (probably) Canada costs nearly $20 dollars
It’s over
It’s finished
The Confederation has fallen
John A. McDonalds-sama forgive us….
>$35 dollars for value meal
BUT TO AND FRO IN MY DREAMS I GO
AND I KNEEL AND I PRAY FOR YOUUUU
McDonalds is American luxury hamburgers, we don’t get much fancy imported stuff much up here, if I can find a nice slice of dumpster beef for $20 canadian I’ll be eatin’ goood all month.
You can ask for a physical copy if you get the Grimace meal at mcdonalds
You’re gonna make anons look like morons.
Nah, it's just the Battletoads at GameStop of this generation.
Do they give you a cart? Was the rom dumped?
I think you have to dump the ROM onto a flash cart.
Don't know about a physical release but you can grab the ROM for it here:
https://archive.org/details/grimaces-birthday
Thanks anon, wonder what the difference is between the 2 files.
I think one is original GB while the other is GBC
I found the review that explains it all.
No, it doesn’t have a physical release.
>perpetually a thread up on this
>shills physical release
All right frick off already OP.
It's a cool little novelty. Runs on my little guy here just fine.
what about the game sprites cracking up?
I had nuggets yesterday with McChicken sauce and big mac sauce, pretty nice
And then you threw up afterwards
physical copies given out with meals (only if you ask at some stores)
What's a "Game"?
this is Ganker. we don’t talk about those here
I see.
You talk about fictional women's feet instead here.
Can't find anything about a physical cart, you tugging my chain?
Anon it's a screenshot of the title screen pasted over where the label would go with absolutely no attempt to actually make it look like a label.
Your chain isn't getting tugged, it's getting yanked.
this is bait to get people to go to McDonald's.
Literally just took an in game screenshot and photoshopped it into this image
I think it's a pretty neat promotion for a milkshake.
Where the frick is Ronald McDonald? Too good for Grimace? Even the Hamburglar came and no one even likes him because he steals all the hamburgers.
Are we not going to talk about the bootlegged K. Rool and Diddy Kong Racing shit on the site? What the frick is going on
>that SOVL website design
>it's actually mostly genuine late 90s HTML
>it doesn't shit up my (old) computer with 50mb of javascript bullshit even with an adblocker
>they did this as a funny promotion
Please for the love of god its time to ACTUALLY retvrn to this.
But anon, think of the bottom line, the investors won't be happy if there isn't a dozen scripts under the hood farming any information it can find
I know right, it's so refreshing.
yeah websites and browsers are so shitty and bloated now it's crazy
i swear if i go to mcdic tomorrow and find out this is some ruse im never fricking coming back
there are no physical carts don't do it
why would they pay to produce and ship GBC carts
Because it would get people to buy their slop.
Screenshot this and email it to them:
HEY MC' Black folk, SELL THAT CART AND ILL VISIT YOUR SLOP HOUSE.
>a company doing something fun in 2023
I will now buy your slop
those blueberry flavored Grimace shakes are fricking delicious
>Wanting to be as fat and dumb as Grimace
WHY
i thought mcdonalds dropped the characters
Jews did because they thought that it appealed to children too much, so they wanted to go into an "adult" direction. Maybe that's an improvement, since kids are less likely to be lured by those characters into being tricked into eating low-quality shit food.
Yeah i know, it's the first appearance of them in like a decade+
Let me guess...
You'll now binge watch old McDonaldland commercials, and watch every episode of the Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, and then have a craving for overpriced goyslop because of "muh nostalgia".
I think ill do that
Now that's an idea, I'm going to check if archive org has all of the episodes since I don't trust my two decade old VHS tapes to not implode instantly
They're ALL on israelitetube, you homosexual.
Good, because I don't know how to navigate archive org
Those old Ronald commercials from the 90's had heart, and their Halloween and Christmas promotions had soul. It was pleasant. The food's horrendous, outside of the McRib, McGriddles, and Big Breakfast, so get one of those if you're ever stranded and forced to eat there.
Really? I never go to McDonalds so I had no idea.
>This also has a physical release for the Game Boy.
...Where? I can't find jack shit about it.
you got tricked sadly
Music's sick. Been saying they needed to bring back the purple guy as their mascot for ages.
>game is actually good
time to bring back all the of McDonaldland characters and Mac Tonight
I'm fricking shocked by this. I'm unironically lovin' it.
works on my machine
>backlight
Soulless
How do you get the physical release
Ask a woman.
Wake me up when mcdonald's does a tie-in game using a real man's genre, the classic JRPG
Pretty cool it's an actual gameboy color game though and my boy Grimace is based despite being tied to a goyslop brand
>this pixel art looks legit like a late gbc game, i wonder who made this
>the devs are brown and israeli
I kneel... white pixelshitdevs on suicide watch
>>this pixel art looks legit like a late gbc game
Because it is
Late in the consoles officially licensed era I mean
One that is only 4 levels long, and having SJWs do the "plot".
here's your new handheld console bro
my friends did a tier list on sunday and said mcdonals and kfc was S tier food.
I told them they were crazy and it's like a B. We settled for A but frick i was so shocked they put it up that high
All goyslop is below C tier at best but when just comparing fast food mcdicks is at least consistently ok as long as you live in a white predominant area. KFC is fricking bottom of the barrel trash though
The trick with KFC is the fried chicken is nausea-inducing, but the tenders/popcorn chicken and sides are godly for fast food. It's just a shame they changed the way their incredible boneless wings were made ages ago and ruined them.
Fat frick grimace got a new game boohoo big deal.
>This also has a physical release for the Game Boy.
I'm going to need proof of this.
ALL I WANT is a breakfast meal