How is this game so fricking cheaply made? Isn't SQE ashamed, having released this at full price?

How is this game so fricking cheaply made? Isn't SQE ashamed, having released this at full price?
The Nibelheim part, which is supposed to be the highlight of the game, was also shoddy and poorly directed. Even the music is completely generic. What a disappointment. Zack was a pretty decent protagonist too.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it wasn't full price

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got the platinum trophy in this game just yesterday. It was a decent remaster. Keep in mind that this was originally a PSP game.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's better on the psp, and even then it's only half good
    https://youtu.be/jBYORbrCXjs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the entire game was about Zack and Cloud escaping Shinra soldiers not the Genesis Angeal shit. The last part of the game was the best and it was over so quick l.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a dead game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          My sexual awakening right here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the ending was pretty fricking moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i thought the ending was too long. i get it they needed that tear jerking drama but the original was so on point.

          >fights off unknown soldiers
          >zack tries to retreat back to cloud
          >gets shot by a lone grunt thats not a SOLDIER
          >gets double tapped to confirmed his death
          >they left cloud to die like a white moron in middle of detriot

          i like how zack was portrayed in the flashback of ff7 original. talking to himself to cloud about his future only to die an unheroic death to some peon shows how human his capabilities were. and then crisis core happened. WE DBZ NOW.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      apart from the VA the remake is superior

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I didn't mind the voice acting and thought it was nice they voiced everything in remaster and not just the major cutscenes like in PSP. But definitely prefer the old VA for Zack and maybe Sephiroth some classic deliveries there.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          old Zack and AC Sephiroth are goated

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            nuSephiroth sounds better compared to Remake, and what little we got from Rebirth sounds good.
            nuZack, on the other hand, is a travesty.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              YOU KNOW THAT I KILLED HER

              SO...WHO IS SHE?

              DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't sound bad saying that. And the text itself is more in line with how OG Sephiroth was portrayed than anything in Remake.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying it sounded bad
                I remembered that

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How is this game so fricking cheaply made?
    Square just Ed wanted some bonus money and need to get more people to care about Zack before rebirth comes out. Plus makes new assets for a psp remake would be dumb.(still would have liked a jump button instead of having to get a materia for that). The reusing of the old CGI cutscenes(with A.I. upscaling or some type of upscaling) felt pretty jarring.
    >Isn't SQE ashamed, having released this at full price?
    Nah
    >The Nibelheim part, which is supposed to be the highlight of the game, was also shoddy and poorly directed. Even the music is completely generic. What a disappointment.
    Yeah I think they remix some of the music(I could be wrong and the original OST might have just been a tiny bit better)
    >Zack was a pretty decent protagonist too.
    Yeah crisis core has always been "YOU LIKE ZACK, HE'S MORE ZACK". Game could have done more with the Wutai War plot and less with the genesis stuff(I assume genesis and Angeal was shoved in dude to genesis being shoved in at the end of Dirge of Cerberus).

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from the recast voice acting it's an excellent remaster of a mediocre handheld game that it is at heart.
    If they wanted to actually make it good it would've required a miracle and a full remake and Square doesn't have a good track record for either.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would you remake crisis core?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >remove gackt
        >add time jannies

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >remove gackt
          Ye
          >add time jannies
          Boooooo

          On paper, Genesis is the most level headed character in the game. He learns that he's a flawed experiment and defects while trying to cure himself of space aids, eventually succeeding.
          I know that it doesn't come off that way in execution, but it's still worth pointing out.

          Meh Genesis suck. Nice to beat the shit out of though.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the general silliness and minigames that remind me of the original FF7. Everything to do with Genesis felt tryhard and sucked dicks, though.
    Even with all its faults, it does a better job at being FF than XVI, that's for sure. At least this one's a video game, and materias are always fun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      On paper, Genesis is the most level headed character in the game. He learns that he's a flawed experiment and defects while trying to cure himself of space aids, eventually succeeding.
      I know that it doesn't come off that way in execution, but it's still worth pointing out.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got it for £20 on Switch what are you on about

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not on release you didn't.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zack is literally Tidus in FF7.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never meet a Crisis Core fan who doesn't have autism or some other neurological defect or emotional issues. It's fascinating.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you're saying that Ganker consists entirely of crisis core fans

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Context?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I presume he's talking about Final Fantasy House but that happened before Crisis Core even came out

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Undiluted autism
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/You%20will%20never%20meet%20a%20Crisis%20Core%20fan/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kingdom Hearts has some normie fans because of the Disney stuff, but yeah Crisis Core appeals to and keeps the interest and support of only the worst FF7 fans.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know why they couldnt remake this one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because otherwise the og would be Lost since it was psp only

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Genesis is a tryhard and his poem shit is mad lame but it's cool how he was essentially a red mage.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a newbie to FF7, am I right in thinking that Sephiroth actually dies at the Nibelheim reactor killed by Cloud, and what you see in FF7 are his anime clones or what

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of. You'll see the real Sephiroth in 7 at one point.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much yeah they are just illusions created by jenovayylmao and controlled by his spirit or some shit
      and then late in the game his actual physical body gets revived

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >same game with a graphical upgrade, new voices, more voices, and small QoL updates.
    were you expecting more? this is what is considered a remaster (shit like the THQ nordic ones even reuse old audio) these days, FF7 trilogy is the new actual remake.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot take: crisis core story wasnt that bad and with a simple change it could have been great

    >get rid of genesis talking to sephiroth in the nibelheim incident and reduce his loveless quotes
    Thats it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angeal is worse than Genesis so your solution solves nothing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        him being basically good sephiroth is not that bad.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plus it adds to the lore, making it good and interesting by default

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            adding to the lore doesnt make him good by default.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he dies anyways so it doesn't matter

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a PSP rerelease.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the music, and the gameplay is addictive.
    The only real travesty is what they did to Tifa's breasts. Frick the 'Ethics' Department.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How is this game so fricking cheaply made
    it's a psp game and you bought it anyway instead of fricking emulating it.

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