basketball tyrant was a ton of fun. Learning all the jumping angles and just dunking on the humans was perfect.
Alchemist was my human waifer, a perfect flamewall would just rape the vampires and reavers thinking they could just climb a wall with dodge active would find out what splash means
basketball tyrant was a ton of fun. Learning all the jumping angles and just dunking on the humans was perfect.
Alchemist was my human waifer, a perfect flamewall would just rape the vampires and reavers thinking they could just climb a wall with dodge active would find out what splash means
Nothing has played like it. How many same team size asymmetrical multiplayer games even exist? Winning a fight as the Vampires made you feel unstoppable and winning a fight as the humans made you feel immovable, plus running down the last routing vamp was funny as frick.
There's a discord server that can give you the steam id code to still download Nosgoth and they play on private servers but frick me do I not want to play with tiny playerbase of super veteran killers.
apparently this is my rarest at 0.5%. I was going to talk about what i liked best, but most classes were really cool.
Reaver with haste+kick was cool, if you could sneak up on someone you just raped them silly with your insane DPS. But you had to figure out how to get close without the leap. The leap could also be amazing if you caught someone on a ledge. The impact would knock them over the edge and deal fall damage. The tyrant was cool since a good leap+shockwave would pretty much delete a player. The deceiver was neat because if you held the disguise button you would be 100% invisible for up to 5 seconds. The summoner was also neat, if you read your opponent correctly and spawned your guys just as they tried to use their escape they were basically screwed. Or sentinels. You could fly up faster after grabbing a guy if you slid along a wall. If you caught someone in a corner you could pretty much get a kill with just the drop damage.
The humans also had some good shit. The bola cucking sentinels, or killing a reaver with hte explosive bolt volley. prophet for precision shots into a lifeleech. Alchemist for that nasty fire damage. Only one I didnt like was the axe guy.
I played before they introduced achievments for a few days and I didn't lose a single game. That's honestly all I remember about the game. Steam says I played on 25th June 2016 although I have a screenshot from 2014 and don't remember playing it after that, very weird.
That makes literally no sense, anon >the unlock percentage is too low, people must have used SAM
Which would just raise the percentage, which was the whole reason for you suspecting SAM in the first place
Garry Newman removed the "play with Garry Newman" achievement to make it rarer after adding it back in which removed it from everyone who played gmod that was signed into steam because of a niche "feature" Steam had for DLC
>who gives a shit
Me >you can use SAM to give yourself th
There are workshop items that can give you it.
We're discussing developers being homosexuals about achievements I and I think a developer being a total gay and abusing a niche feature of the steam DLC system to make playing with him "more rare" is a gay.
Just like I think NOW he's a huge homosexual because he's abusing the steam Beta system so he can ban people from Garrysmod 2 for calling it Garrysmod 2 because it's literally the only way Valve lets you take games out of people's libraries.
You can't get *Mute's ending in Hate Plus because she kills herself in her route and is replaced by "New *Mute"[spoiler]
It's literally an impossible achievement and even when someone found out how to force unlock it, the dev complained to Steam and had it removed from their account.[/spoiler]
You can't get *Mute's ending in Hate Plus because she kills herself in her route and is replaced by "New *Mute"[spoiler]
It's literally an impossible achievement and even when someone found out how to force unlock it, the dev complained to Steam and had it removed from their account.[/spoiler]
If you're a dev and hate achievements but still put em in (on steam where you have no obligation I know Sony and Microsoft force you to), you're a gay.
I'd honestly put you even lower than the >Play the game but pick the blue hat at the beginning 🙂
Playtime farming achievement homosexuals
I don't see the "legal" problem here. There's no reason that you're required to be able to easily achieve all the achievements. Lots of games have far more difficult achievements, usually involving win conditions in Ranked multiplayer.
As far as I'm concerned any game that makes achievements difficult to earn, are better.
So something like "Kickstarter Backer" for Pillars of Eternity is gigabased, for actually having a requirement be a real achievement.
You might have missed the point of The Stanley Parable, if you think added achievements was "forced". The achievements in that game are part of the commentary on the gaming industry.
Although it's from 2011, so Zoom Zooms like you don't remember much about the video game industry, to understand the commentary.
Much like how The Beginner's Guide commentary would go over your head.
>It's commentary! It's Thought Provoking and
I am not buying your game and doubling the time on an achievement meant to farm attention is not commentary. It's an attempt to generate inorganic traffic to your single player game long after it's become completely irrelevant (Doubly so considering this was a relaunch intended to cash in abandoning Source and the John Freeman model)
Plus you're Stinky and a weenie, I've had a steam account since 2007, four years before you got yours for Portal 2
I played Beginner's Guide recently and didn't get it. I thought I did but then it veered off into the narrator being the big sad about sharing his friend's work and it either turned into the bluntest commentary I've ever heard or it went completely over my head.
Nah, it's based. Frick cheevos and frick people who care about them. Achievements are a big part of why gaming went down the shitter, but you wouldn't know because you weren't even born when we memed the xbox kid.
Nah, frick you and all other cheevogays
If a dev doing this seriously upsets you then you may have a problem or two in your brain
Keep going like that and you're going to become a speedrunner and troon out
achievements have existed for a long time, homosexual. they were called unlocks and they rewarded you with costumes, characters, courses, and extra missions.
This made me realize I could go get the 5 year one right now. I'd forgotten about it and blew past the threshold last summer. I win again, Stanley Parable.
Need to launch the game, dipshit. How is supposed to find out you meet the requirements and unlock it when the .exe isn't even running or likely not even installed?
I thought I was gonna get this but it turns out I don't own the stanley parable on steam but I distinctly remember playing it, a pirate copy passed around the school dorms maybe
Pissed me off about dungeons of dredmor.
Sewer Brew : Meet someone from their dev team and consume an alcoholic beverage in their presence.
Not to even mention that their studio went kaput. And I'm 99% sure DoD is the only game they actually released.
What's stopping somebody from release a bunch of shit 0 effort game with braindead easy achievements and selling them for a $1 each to achievement hunting morons?
It’s already a thing, man.
Frickton of those, they even make the achievements into funny memes/emotes so you can decorate your steam profile with them.
I don’t even get the appeal of going for achievements on Steam. I loved going for achievements on Xbox because every time you got one it contributed to an overall power level that people could see. When I get achievements on Steam literally nothing happens
Damn, never knew myself. Then again the few times I'd go wands/magic and not just fricking boot/kick mode was extremely limited. Dungeons of Dredmor though was still pretty good fun for like 80 hours though so I can't say I ever found much to complain about.
My fav was that achievement in Hate Plus where you had to bake a cake (in real life) to "share" with the girl in the game. In order to get the achievement, you had to email the picture of the cake to the dev.
My roommate and I made a cake so he could get it. Then we saw the picture of him handing the cake to the computer screen posted on Ganker a few months later... He claims he didn't upload it. It had an ice cream sandwich on top.
i personally talked to the head of VAC about SAM and no, he said they never ban people for it, they dont care and would rather players have control over achievements if they like since they can reset them with SAM.
Plus all the TF2 items are unsellable/tradeable from achievements so Valve REALLY doesnt care. homosexual
ok
open CS2 right now, connect to a server
alt tab
open SAM and unlock the 1 achievement
3 months ago
Anonymous
so he's not at valve currently?
so [...] is still a valid statement then
not doing that just for you. Plus im on win 7 since im not a moron. Ive used it so much with TF2 resetting achievements, and other games. Like holy frick you are such a fricking vain zoomer. Learn to take a loss you utter disgusting homosexuals.
3 months ago
Anonymous
lol does Steam still work on W7?? Gabe said it gonna be over in 2024
3 months ago
Anonymous
uhh it still works for XP you homosexual zoomer. I swear your screenbrained upbringing has permanently ruined you.
3 months ago
Anonymous
you sound very mad mr oldgay
maybe take your blood pressure meds
This shit is useless for some games because it checks again when you launch it to see if you got the achievement properly and resets it if you haven't. Unless you plan on having SAM active in the background forever.
>play game from 2016 >Achievement for killing a gorillion players in the CTF mode of the dead on arrival multiplayer mode
Devs who do this shit deserve to hang
>ai gets the galvinator in my game >half the galaxy declares war on them to get it >I'm the galactic emporer at this point >defend the guys who have the galvanator and prevent it from being stolen from them by shitters that havent even joined the galactic empire >win >kick the galvenator havers out of the empire and declare war on them >galvunator is now mine >get the achievement for declaring war and taking it AND the separate achivement for getting it from the israelite guild lootcrate at the same time
Feels good to be the emporer
95% of steamies only play through 2 hours of a game, then drop it and go back to gooning in Dota/CS/whatever other FOTM multiplayer games your average tard plays.
Just look at the playtime of a Steam account of your average Gankertard. 4000-6000 hours in some piece of shit multiplayer game and barely over 100 hours total combined from all the other games he owns.
For the average normalhomosexual, the numbers would be the same besides maybe having less hours in some shit MP game.
>4000-6000 hours in some piece of shit multiplayer game
It's TF2 and CS:2 and those have been out for over a decade and nothing has even come close so it's totally reasonable that people have a shitload of hours in them.
Semi-unrelated but this is just reminding me of something. >Jet Set Radio >Achievement for beating the tutorial >People are somehow too moronic to know how to do an infinite combo loop at the easiest location to infinitely combo loop to finish the tutorial and unlock it
Don't you specifically have to opt into the tutorial?
For a game that like, NOBODY playing is going to not have played before?
And Story mode itself has a Tutorial
Literally by buying shit or acquiring badges aka buying shit.
How many games do you need? I’ve spent hundreds or thousands on 162 games on here. How many thousands of dollars do I gotta spend to be able to see this?
Post stats.
I have a bunch of “trading cards” but only like half for each game and it’s saying I gotta spend real money to get the rest and level up my account?
3 months ago
Anonymous
You can trade cards, turn them into gems or sell them on the steam marketplace instead.
If there's a load of games you don't care about or you have some foils that's probably the easiest way
3 months ago
Anonymous
If you've bought games then you have steam store points. So you can use those points to get showcases I think. I got mine from leveling before the point shop existed. The cheapest way to do it is to buy a set of cards to craft badges, which then give you levels. Card for some games are cheaper than others. Play the Steam Market for cards.
3 months ago
Anonymous
A quick way to level up is by completing badges aka getting all the cards for a game. The fastest way to do this is to just buy the cards, they're only cents usually but it's still bullshit. Otherwise you can ask people for trade but frick that.
3 months ago
Anonymous
As someone has already said you should already have points to buy that showcase, it doesn't just automatically show up at a certain level.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah I have 325k Steam points but can’t spend them because I’m not level 10 yet lol
3 months ago
Anonymous
moronic but it should be easy to get to level 10 if you're willing to spend some dimes on cards.
I wanted to grind after the MCC achievements until the last 3 I did never popped and after looking it up its been a persistent bug thats never gotten fixed.
I really want to get all the achievements in Rabi-Ribi but it's just too difficult. The game asks way too much outta you. It came out eight years ago and less than 1% of players have every achievement.
if you were ever mentally ill enough to seriously care about achievements i have no idea why you'd continue caring once you learn about the existence of SAM
because 3rd party sites track how quickly you earn achievements so spotting a SAM user is incredibly easy thus voiding all their "cheevo" credit. unless they autistically unlock them 1 by 1 over weeks for each game their cheevos mean nada beacuse you can easily verify the non-validity.
basically, your account is ruined if you used that tool. cheevo hunters up bigly.
>terraria keeps adding more achievements each update >rain world got completely pozzed and the DLC achievements are absolutely moronic in comparison to the base game.
Frick them for ruining the game
It frightens me that people get enough stimulation from 100% games to play one for nearly 3000 hours. I can even sort of understand the appeal of speedrunning games when there's an active community around them, but no one besides yourself is even paying attention to your achievements, and if they are, the most you might get out of them is a "what the frick is wrong with this guy"?
Ok but which game, actually are you talking about here.
Even TF2 doesn't take 3000 hours to 100%, most people just have that many fricking hours because it's the most fun you can have online.
IIRC there's some video sharing function with youtube functionality that broke in an update many years ago and was never fixed because nobody cared about it.
IIRC there's some video sharing function with youtube functionality that broke in an update many years ago and was never fixed because nobody cared about it.
is one of the achievements. You can unlock them via cheated servers, not sure if those are around anymore though.
Worst offenders I can think of are the >Play a bazillion games of Snake Water, Foundry etc.
And maybe the replay ones because youtube was shit even in 2011
Don't get too excited, I got everything in the Crash and Spyro remakes so I could explain, while, by default they're good because they were already based on good games, I didn't think they were worth playing over the originals and I still get people saying "ERM, BUT WHY DID YOU 100% THEM IF THEY'RE BAD?"
Semi-unrelated but this is just reminding me of something. >Jet Set Radio >Achievement for beating the tutorial >People are somehow too moronic to know how to do an infinite combo loop at the easiest location to infinitely combo loop to finish the tutorial and unlock it
Probably to do with the garbage floaty controls than anything else
I played a niche Jap game on launch and the first enemy I killed unlocked a ton of achievements that were obviously unintended and I felt weirdly bad about it even though I don't care about achievements at all.
At least it's doable. Incredibly tedious, but doable. The other achievements I see in this thread, specifically the ones that can't be earned in-game, deserve to have whoever created them sent to the lower pita of game design hell. It's called an in-game achievement for a reason, buttholes.
Shit like that in Killzone 2 is the reason why I never platined it. After the first week you'd have to find a group and get lucky that they push you to the top 1% of your region.
i got all the trophies for demon's souls on ps3 and then my ps3 died a couple of months later.
i wasnt even gonna get them but i got an incredibely rare material needed for one of the achivements and i thought it would be a waste not to get them now... it was still a waste at the end of the day but i had fun doing it
>playing immersive, well-told game >just completed a tense section that has far-reaching implications for this world and story I am fully immersed in >still on edge as I'm unsure if the game still has a trick up its sleeve >BING WELL DONE YOU ARE NOW AWARE YOU'RE PLAYING A GAME, THERE IS NO DANGER, AND YOU JUST FINISHED ONE INDIVIDUAL SECTION RATHER THAN BEING IN A COHESIVE CONSISTENT EXPERIENCE
you can literally just cheat in steam achievements. they are meaningless
go for xbox achievments or playstation trophies if you can about this stuff and want to show them off
>make game >have cheevo that's literally impossible to get even with farming >can only be activated by SAM >call it "I'm a cheating Black person" >cheevo hunters forever marked as the plebs they are
cheevos are fine when its actual hard shit, like beating the game on hard or beating superbosses
why are you getting cheevos for beating the fricking tutorial?
>play game in offline mode for a week because i had no internet >finally get internet >all achievement unlocked at the same time when i launched the game >get kicked form a co-op achievement farming group because they think im a cheater
some people are mentally ill i swear, how the frick did they even see this? i guess the achievements unlock got spammed on my activity feed??
>achievement requires you to bake a real life cake and show it to the dev
Based. >achievement that’s actually impossible to get even with SAM and was only gettably by literally changing the game’s code to exploit a bug that got patched immediately after 2-3 guys got the achievement
Not based.
i also give no shit but i wont even DL that cheat tool
i mean, you're only cheating yourself.
>who gives a shit lmao
You do, clearly.
seething, cheevo dusted fingers typed these posts. Stay malding I can aquire your precious little good boy points anytime I wish with the click of a button
>download Steam Achievement Manager >find my game >select all achievements and enable them >no more shitty boxes in the corner of the screen
yep, it's gaming time now
>curious what game is in the OP >google it >see reddit post >it's been deleted by the mods of the subreddit for advertising >it had the same pic as OP and was posted by the dev trying to get attention for his game
Really makes me think
>1.8% of players have this achievement
I have achievements from TABS that are much rarer, and I think more people play that than whatever game is in your image
What kind of game is this? Or rather, how many enemies per second can you kill? If an average play session has you killing tens of thousands of enemies, it's not outrageous to hit those odds by the time you beat the game.
I actually love these but I wish there was an offline version of it. Not for cheating but because I don’t want to have to have a gay account on a gay website. They have a delisting process where you can hide your account but never compete with others, ok why can’t I just do it offline then? I don’t want to have an internet connection for my batocera mini PC 24/7, and sometimes I use an emulation handheld and I turn WiFi off to save battery. Again I’m not asking offline achievements to count towards their leaderboards I just want to be left alone but have that option.
I hate the people that work on this community and they hate me, I will find a way to frick them over, because I hate them. Blazekickin ANSWER ME, and frick that fat redditor Sting.
Yup, there's one law surrounding gamer achievements and it's this: If you give a frick about gamer achievements in any way shape or form you are a homosexual and not an actual gamer.
That's not as bad as the achievment i'm missing from E.y.E divine cybermancy
It's the same shit, but multiplied over a few cheevos
I'm missing most of the expert classes because by that point i'm always a gray master, and the there's killing a necromancer, a paladin and a junkie, all of which are random "titles" for enemies.
Somehow i don't have the x kills achievements, i guess they don't count over multiple characters.
Even if the achievements actually worked and you could get them legit without cheating, those replay achievements for TF2 would be virtually impossible for your average player. Get 100,000 views on some random replay clip by some complete literal who? Not happening. And, in this scenario where they did work, youtube would be flooded with these replay videos all the time from people hoping to get these achievements. Making the chances of your video getting views even slimmer. The only real way you could probably get this legitimately would be by joining a hypothetical steam group dedicated to watching these videos and helping others get views.
>Achievement: Finish the game on the hardest difficulty >Unchecked >Achievement: Finish the game on the easiest difficulty >Unchecked >Achievement: Finish the game >Unchecked >Achievement: Finish chapter 3 >Unchecked >Achievement: Finish chapter 2 >Unchecked >Achievement: Finish chapter 1 >Unchecked >Achievement: Finish the tutorial >Unchecked >Achievement: Create a new character >Unchecked >Achievement: Start the game >Unchecked
Does something like a No/Low Achievement Run challenge exist for those kinds of games where almost everything has a cheevo? Sounds interesting depending on how glitchy the games are.
>get all achievements for RE2Make after it came out >update later on adds one new achievement that's basically a promo for RE3Make >have to reinstall the game and juggle around saves before I fine one close enough to the file I need to pick up to get the new achievement >fast forward to RE4Make's release >get all achievements for it >separate ways dlc comes out >adds a whole bunch of new achievements >give up trying to restore my 100% status after playing through the dlc once
Also general frick you to Capcom for making these "read all the files in game" achievements and not separating them by zone/chapter so if I miss one single file I have to replay the game with a guide and read every single one until it checks off.
Is this a "Stupid Achievements" thread? I've got some to share. >On The Rocks (TF2) - Lose at Rock, Paper, Scissors 3 times in a row with Rock. >20 CAR PILE-UP (L4D) - As a Tank, hit 20 Survivors with cars in the Crash Course campaign. >CONNECTING FIGHTS (L4D2) - Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.
(This one can be straight up unobtainable if you have a bad PC that loads slower since if the saferoom door opens before you load in, the game won't consider you to have been in the game for the whole time, thus not giving you the achievement.) >Dungeon Master (Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth 2) - Cleared all Stella's Dungeon levels. >Old School (Move or Die) - Set up a LAN game with 3 other friends. >Every single achievement with less than 10 percent completion in Rabi-Ribi. That game has some of the most absurd achievements I've ever seen in any game, ever. >In the name of beauty! (VA-11 Hall-A) - Beat the Model Warrior Julianne video game. >Tune Merasmus's Multi-Dimensional Television (TF2) - Reveal the mystery of the PASS Time TV Room.
Genuinely frick you if you're trying to earn this legitimately. Too many times I have queued for PASS Time solely because I enjoy the mode just to get kicked by some dipshit newbies who want the literal moron helmet hat that you get from this achievement.
Stella's Dungeon is extremely time consuming and RNG dependent. It's so bad that they had to sell a DLC that cuts the time required down massively and lets you keep your equipment if Stella fails to complete a dungeon, and even with all those bonuses it still took me over an entire fricking month of just opening the game, going AFK, waiting for Stella to inevitably die, and restarting it.
It's just a little "minigame" where you go AFK while this character "Stella" farms items and equipment for you. That's it. It just involves tons and tons of RNG and waiting, SO MUCH FRICKING WAITING. KEEP IN MIND, THIS THIRTEEN HOURS IS WITH THE DLC THAT REDUCES THE TIME NEEDED.
Oh yeah, that's right. I just plugged the numbers into the calculator and it gave roughly 63%. I tried with 100, 1000, 10000, etc. I thought e might be involved somehow.
>trying to get all achievements for the Epic Battle Fantasy franchise >EBF4's 30 million damage achievement requires you to be level 45 minimum >beating all encounters in the game once only gets you to level 32 or so
T-thanks Matt.
>"got all le achievements" achievement >absurdly hard achievements >achievements tied to RNG >hidden achievements >chapter completion achievements >mandatory story beat achievements
actual trash
>1.8%
Assuming everyone killed only 1 enemy that'd be a million players. Assuming more reasonably there's like 10,000 players then it doesn't seem like it's that hard to achieve
>having some hard time on DMC5 with the last few floors bloody palace boss rushes >look up some strategies to help >it's all achievement hunters telling everyone how to save scum the auto save so you can have infinite retries
I don't trust any achievement hunter.
well, how many enemies are there?
>1.8% have it
Can't be that bad. The ones <0.1% are the actual hard ones
My rarest achievements are all from Nosgoth cause barely anyone stuck around to play that
what a fun game. i remember kidnapping homies as sentinel and throwing bombs from behind buildings. also
>prophet best girl
I'll never escape from the shadow of Nosgoth.
I wish to play it again
basketball tyrant was a ton of fun. Learning all the jumping angles and just dunking on the humans was perfect.
Alchemist was my human waifer, a perfect flamewall would just rape the vampires and reavers thinking they could just climb a wall with dodge active would find out what splash means
the lucia story achivements from dmc 2 are all rare achivements kek
I miss that game so much, nothing's quite replaced it for me
My fricken homies
my homies..
completely forgot about nosgoth until right now, i miss it
Nothing has played like it. How many same team size asymmetrical multiplayer games even exist? Winning a fight as the Vampires made you feel unstoppable and winning a fight as the humans made you feel immovable, plus running down the last routing vamp was funny as frick.
There's a discord server that can give you the steam id code to still download Nosgoth and they play on private servers but frick me do I not want to play with tiny playerbase of super veteran killers.
apparently this is my rarest at 0.5%. I was going to talk about what i liked best, but most classes were really cool.
Reaver with haste+kick was cool, if you could sneak up on someone you just raped them silly with your insane DPS. But you had to figure out how to get close without the leap. The leap could also be amazing if you caught someone on a ledge. The impact would knock them over the edge and deal fall damage. The tyrant was cool since a good leap+shockwave would pretty much delete a player. The deceiver was neat because if you held the disguise button you would be 100% invisible for up to 5 seconds. The summoner was also neat, if you read your opponent correctly and spawned your guys just as they tried to use their escape they were basically screwed. Or sentinels. You could fly up faster after grabbing a guy if you slid along a wall. If you caught someone in a corner you could pretty much get a kill with just the drop damage.
The humans also had some good shit. The bola cucking sentinels, or killing a reaver with hte explosive bolt volley. prophet for precision shots into a lifeleech. Alchemist for that nasty fire damage. Only one I didnt like was the axe guy.
I played before they introduced achievments for a few days and I didn't lose a single game. That's honestly all I remember about the game. Steam says I played on 25th June 2016 although I have a screenshot from 2014 and don't remember playing it after that, very weird.
><0.1%
There's barely any of those, any <1% achievement is probably 50% gays using SAM.
That makes literally no sense, anon
>the unlock percentage is too low, people must have used SAM
Which would just raise the percentage, which was the whole reason for you suspecting SAM in the first place
Garry Newman removed the "play with Garry Newman" achievement to make it rarer after adding it back in which removed it from everyone who played gmod that was signed into steam because of a niche "feature" Steam had for DLC
who gives a shit when you can use SAM to do whatever you want with your achievement data
especially when the dev is such a homosexual
>who gives a shit
Me
>you can use SAM to give yourself th
There are workshop items that can give you it.
We're discussing developers being homosexuals about achievements I and I think a developer being a total gay and abusing a niche feature of the steam DLC system to make playing with him "more rare" is a gay.
Just like I think NOW he's a huge homosexual because he's abusing the steam Beta system so he can ban people from Garrysmod 2 for calling it Garrysmod 2 because it's literally the only way Valve lets you take games out of people's libraries.
He does seem to be an absolute fricking homosexual.
>Garry Newman is a huge homosexual
literally everyone knows this
GARRY IS A CHERRY BOY
GARRY IS A CHERRY BOY
I remember using an exploit to larp as Garry and gave people the achievement, good times
Qrd on this one? I played A Hate Story but not the sequel
You can't get *Mute's ending in Hate Plus because she kills herself in her route and is replaced by "New *Mute"[spoiler]
It's literally an impossible achievement and even when someone found out how to force unlock it, the dev complained to Steam and had it removed from their account.[/spoiler]
Anyone ever do a fan mod of that?
good, frick achievement hunter morons
If you're a dev and hate achievements but still put em in (on steam where you have no obligation I know Sony and Microsoft force you to), you're a gay.
I'd honestly put you even lower than the
>Play the game but pick the blue hat at the beginning 🙂
Playtime farming achievement homosexuals
a surprisingly large amount of people refuse to buy a game on steam if they don't have achievements
it's brainrot and you're moronic
I don't see the "legal" problem here. There's no reason that you're required to be able to easily achieve all the achievements. Lots of games have far more difficult achievements, usually involving win conditions in Ranked multiplayer.
As far as I'm concerned any game that makes achievements difficult to earn, are better.
So something like "Kickstarter Backer" for Pillars of Eternity is gigabased, for actually having a requirement be a real achievement.
You might have missed the point of The Stanley Parable, if you think added achievements was "forced". The achievements in that game are part of the commentary on the gaming industry.
Although it's from 2011, so Zoom Zooms like you don't remember much about the video game industry, to understand the commentary.
Much like how The Beginner's Guide commentary would go over your head.
>It's commentary! It's Thought Provoking and
I am not buying your game and doubling the time on an achievement meant to farm attention is not commentary. It's an attempt to generate inorganic traffic to your single player game long after it's become completely irrelevant (Doubly so considering this was a relaunch intended to cash in abandoning Source and the John Freeman model)
Plus you're Stinky and a weenie, I've had a steam account since 2007, four years before you got yours for Portal 2
>I've had a steam account since 2007
wow, the original badass
then play the game but dont get the fricking achievement you autistic moron!!!!
>then play the
No
What is a "don’t play for ten years" achievement supposed to be a commentary on?
If you go back to get a worthless achievement like that it's showing everyone how pathetic you are and how you tie self worth into 'achievements'
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
You would have a point if the Stanley Parable didn't have a bit making fun of people using that argument 10 years ago
I played Beginner's Guide recently and didn't get it. I thought I did but then it veered off into the narrator being the big sad about sharing his friend's work and it either turned into the bluntest commentary I've ever heard or it went completely over my head.
its ok dude
Yeah, it's ok to do that, and it's ok for me to think you're a dickhead homosexual for doing that.
dude its ok
Nah, it's based. Frick cheevos and frick people who care about them. Achievements are a big part of why gaming went down the shitter, but you wouldn't know because you weren't even born when we memed the xbox kid.
>Frick cheevos and frick people who care about them.
Why?
because they steal development time away from content that actually matters.
You're seriously moronic.
They're trackers that basically show devs how majority of players play a game, and then they can tailor sequels or dlc into sanitized shit for NPCs.
Nah, frick you and all other cheevogays
If a dev doing this seriously upsets you then you may have a problem or two in your brain
Keep going like that and you're going to become a speedrunner and troon out
achievements have existed for a long time, homosexual. they were called unlocks and they rewarded you with costumes, characters, courses, and extra missions.
You're an idiot
It's an attempt to teach autists a valuable lesson. Illustrate the absurdity that they might see the light and cease their moronation
Had to check, I'm unlocking that in June.
This made me realize I could go get the 5 year one right now. I'd forgotten about it and blew past the threshold last summer. I win again, Stanley Parable.
WTF
I'M BEING SCAMMED
Need to launch the game, dipshit. How is supposed to find out you meet the requirements and unlock it when the .exe isn't even running or likely not even installed?
>Need to launch the game
no way gay, I'm not breaking my streak
litter.catbox.moe/r8cplk.webm
1 year away, Year and 2 and a half months I guess
The game is living rent-free in your head.
Stop and think about this.
Yeah, and it will keep doing it till 2023 whe I suddenbly remember the 10 yo one. if Steam doesn't explode or something
I thought I was gonna get this but it turns out I don't own the stanley parable on steam but I distinctly remember playing it, a pirate copy passed around the school dorms maybe
Hey, I'm almost there!
anon...
10 year achievement is stanley parable ultra deluxe exclusive
I'm pretty sure the dev intends for people to just set their clock forward to get these.
I pirated this about ten years ago now. Think I could email the devs and get my achievement?
Not seeing a ten year one?
It's for the remake, which came out 9 years later. (Originally planned for ~6)
Why are achievements so hated? I think they're fun as long as they're not bullshit grindy ones.
and even if they are you can simply choose not to do them
Their padding and meaningless.
Many are just not fun, or are literally impossible, or are just inside jokes or shitty references shoehorned in the game.
That's a funny achievement.
Oh right, that one.
I got my 5 years one last year. I think I got about 7-8 years to go for the 10 years one.
Who would replay a game like this, ever? It's 1 hour of amusement, then never again.
That's exactly what the achievement is about anon, not playing the game basically ever again
I would've gotten this if I didn't pirate the game 🙁
I don't know how, but I got it back in 2014.
Or am I mixing something up?
you have the original game, that achievement is for the newest Deluxe version
I'm sorry.
nah, it's OK
so if i buy that game today, it immediately unlocks right? It's been more than 10 years since release, so I haven't played it in over 10 years.
>Picks the Sam
Problem devs?
>1 in a million chance
>over 1 in 100 players got it
>implying that every player would kill one singular enemy
you might be moronic, anon
>smartest karen poster
If it's from a game like Diablo where you're killing tens of thousands of enemies in a single play session it's not even an unreasonable rate.
An excellent bait, a (you) for (you)
:3
I like this post and this poster
hey don't say that!
do you mean it?
yeah is cute
made me laugh, i thank you <3
If you actually look like this I would like to talk with you more in private somewhere and perhaps arrange a meet up. You will be compensated.
1 in 100 players kill over one million enemies
Incorrect.
The average player kills 180,000 enemies.
Raiders of the Lost Ark achievement in Civ 5. play as america, excavate a dig on egyptian soil and have a german archeologist within 3 tiles.
not sure how you'd get that one without cheating
This may surprise you to learn, but there is no regulatory body governing video game achievements.
... what do you think could possibly be illegal about it?
>not even the rarest achievement of the game
>14/24
Doesn't seem that difficult, when you put it in context.
'cheevo hunters are based and if you don't get all the 'cheevos you're not a true gamer
>nooooo you can’t make the achievements actually challenging
fricking hilarious
>achievement: meet the creator of the game who has long since left the industry in game
Eat shit achievement hunters
Pissed me off about dungeons of dredmor.
Sewer Brew : Meet someone from their dev team and consume an alcoholic beverage in their presence.
Not to even mention that their studio went kaput. And I'm 99% sure DoD is the only game they actually released.
>achievement: this achievement is impossible to obtain. If you have it, you cheated.
I'm an achievement hunter myself, but that dude is just mentally ill.
>I'm an achievement hunter myself
Did I stutter?
Probably.
Ok well, I said "I'm an achievement hunter myself, but that dude is just mentally ill."
U gave me the ick
Shouldn't have shown me your eck, then.
lmao cheevotards are legitimately mentally ill
That's just a subhuman r*ssian, they seethe just about anything they can.
He's Ukrainian
Go back to dvach moronic vatBlack folk.
>*
Frick off back where you belong, redditroony.
shouldn't you be dying in a war for your country right now?
>muh rushuns
Butthurt belter or politics troony.
Achievements were an excuse for devs to stop including actual unlockables/cheats/goofy shit in their games.
>'cheevo hunter doesn't want them to be things you need to actually achieve and just wants number go up
Disgraceful.
what happened? hes at 600k now, down from 1.3m
What a wasted life. I hope at least he get some buckos from youtube.
I only completeplat games i like i don't feel it as a "duty".
some of the achievement farm game achievements probably got deleted from steam and are no longer tracked
Weren't people b***hing about vampire Survivors for the same shit? God I hat achievement homosexuals.
What's stopping somebody from release a bunch of shit 0 effort game with braindead easy achievements and selling them for a $1 each to achievement hunting morons?
>he doesn't know
It’s already a thing, man.
Frickton of those, they even make the achievements into funny memes/emotes so you can decorate your steam profile with them.
>waste your entire life grinding achievements
>nobody ever checks your steam profile and gives a frick anyways
whats the point?
I get WoW achievments when it was a vast mmo, but this is just autistic.
i do it for the personal satisfaction, i dont give a shit who is impresed by it
Honestly this. It needs to give a score like Xbox did, dunno if Microsoft trademarked that or what. Otherwise they are kinda just..there
I like watching the average completion number rise
What's the point in obsessing how other people spend their time?
I don’t even get the appeal of going for achievements on Steam. I loved going for achievements on Xbox because every time you got one it contributed to an overall power level that people could see. When I get achievements on Steam literally nothing happens
what a madlad
Achievement farmers are subhumans and the more you frick with them, the better.
Do you zoomers really care about achievements? Why?
>Broken achievement
>Company went out of business
Lol. Apparently they're back, though? Perhaps someday.
Damn, never knew myself. Then again the few times I'd go wands/magic and not just fricking boot/kick mode was extremely limited. Dungeons of Dredmor though was still pretty good fun for like 80 hours though so I can't say I ever found much to complain about.
>one in a million
> 1.8 out of one hundred actually have it
What did these morons mean by this
Spotted the dumb american.
achievements have no monetary value
you kill more than 1 enemy in the game
Cheevotards are mentally ill.
i have zero perfect games
Achievements? No idea, shit's moronic.
My fav was that achievement in Hate Plus where you had to bake a cake (in real life) to "share" with the girl in the game. In order to get the achievement, you had to email the picture of the cake to the dev.
My roommate and I made a cake so he could get it. Then we saw the picture of him handing the cake to the computer screen posted on Ganker a few months later... He claims he didn't upload it. It had an ice cream sandwich on top.
you baked a cake for a troony dev...
quit being obsessed. go outside you homosexual.
That's fun. Silksong should have one were you have to find a beetle and send those Aussie wienersucks a picture of it.
>*crack*
>sippp
yup its gaming time
>*Gets banned*
>shit that never happened
i personally talked to the head of VAC about SAM and no, he said they never ban people for it, they dont care and would rather players have control over achievements if they like since they can reset them with SAM.
Plus all the TF2 items are unsellable/tradeable from achievements so Valve REALLY doesnt care. homosexual
you actually van get VACed by SAM if you play a VAC game and open SAM while the game is running and then activate an cheevo
no you actually cant. I used to unlock all achivements in TF2 on servers to spam them. I directly talked to the head of VAC back in the day as well.
I cant stand you stupid fricking zoomers.
i'm sure you did
Was named Burton Jay irl iirc, works at blizzard now. I seriously cant stand you little young homosexuals.
so he's not at valve currently?
so
is still a valid statement then
ok
open CS2 right now, connect to a server
alt tab
open SAM and unlock the 1 achievement
not doing that just for you. Plus im on win 7 since im not a moron. Ive used it so much with TF2 resetting achievements, and other games. Like holy frick you are such a fricking vain zoomer. Learn to take a loss you utter disgusting homosexuals.
lol does Steam still work on W7?? Gabe said it gonna be over in 2024
uhh it still works for XP you homosexual zoomer. I swear your screenbrained upbringing has permanently ruined you.
you sound very mad mr oldgay
maybe take your blood pressure meds
I've used this like 2 times ever for bugged achievements
For me it was adding things I already did in my pirated copy
This shit is useless for some games because it checks again when you launch it to see if you got the achievement properly and resets it if you haven't. Unless you plan on having SAM active in the background forever.
>play game from 2016
>Achievement for killing a gorillion players in the CTF mode of the dead on arrival multiplayer mode
Devs who do this shit deserve to hang
Frick there's like 6 Doom Eternal battlemode cheevos, should I just get them done now?
Finally got around to perfecting this bad boy after 2650 hours.
>2650 hours
Jesus christ
I'm sorry you had to go thru Sole Survivor
how did you do those achievements that sent you around the entire map? Heard they were bugged
Just run? Takes like 5 minutes each.
So you're the one shitting up every Tarkov thread
First tell me how is it illegal
Achievements that actually make you achieve something are the best ones.
so many rng achievements in this game. slowly working through them all
Shit game
>t. 1600h
>ai gets the galvinator in my game
>half the galaxy declares war on them to get it
>I'm the galactic emporer at this point
>defend the guys who have the galvanator and prevent it from being stolen from them by shitters that havent even joined the galactic empire
>win
>kick the galvenator havers out of the empire and declare war on them
>galvunator is now mine
>get the achievement for declaring war and taking it AND the separate achivement for getting it from the israelite guild lootcrate at the same time
Feels good to be the emporer
>Achievments for beating the tutorial
>Achievments for completing each chapter of a game
Is anything more cringe.
Misspelling achievement.
pretty good metric for seeing how far what percentage of players get.
95% of steamies only play through 2 hours of a game, then drop it and go back to gooning in Dota/CS/whatever other FOTM multiplayer games your average tard plays.
Achievements are useless for that.
Just look at the playtime of a Steam account of your average Gankertard. 4000-6000 hours in some piece of shit multiplayer game and barely over 100 hours total combined from all the other games he owns.
For the average normalhomosexual, the numbers would be the same besides maybe having less hours in some shit MP game.
Also you're a Black person.
>4000-6000 hours in some piece of shit multiplayer game
It's TF2 and CS:2 and those have been out for over a decade and nothing has even come close so it's totally reasonable that people have a shitload of hours in them.
>Achievements are useless for that.
it gives you that 95% number in the first place
Semi-unrelated but this is just reminding me of something.
>Jet Set Radio
>Achievement for beating the tutorial
>People are somehow too moronic to know how to do an infinite combo loop at the easiest location to infinitely combo loop to finish the tutorial and unlock it
Don't you specifically have to opt into the tutorial?
For a game that like, NOBODY playing is going to not have played before?
And Story mode itself has a Tutorial
Oh, yeah. I completely forgot about the fact that tutorial was hidden in the options as well.
Retro Achievements adding achievements to games that never had them.
Post stats.
oh those 2 perfect games are both Call of Duty and I only have them coz some c**ts gave them to me in a random zombies game
The 1 perfect game is Apex Legends
i dont have any perfect games lel
>no hm1&2 achievment prostitutes
GO BACK AND UNLOCK THEM homosexual
Respect for the DR ones. Which one is the hotline miami tape one? If it's the 50000 kills one, respect.
27 perfect games but avg completion rate is pretty low (44%) cause i buy a ton of slop on sales and abandon them way before platinum.
i bet all you perfect games are those meme games with 5000 achievements
why would you even post this on your profile its embarrassing
I don't even know why I wasted my time in that shitty BioShock infinite achievement.
how do I get to show these stats?
t. someone who only uses steam to play games
I would also like to know
Go to your profile and at the top you'll have a showcase
You can then pick a showcase from a list of valve-defined options.
To get the highest level achievement/rare achievement showcase you need to spend steam points
Is it not on the mobile app?
I don't know about the app but you should be able to see it from a browser on mobile
>frogposter and phoneBlack person adds nothing of value to a thread
imagine my shock
wtf apparently I’m not a high enough “Steam level”? I’m level 8, how do I level up my account? I’ve been using Steam for 4 years
buying games and badges
How many games do you need? I’ve spent hundreds or thousands on 162 games on here. How many thousands of dollars do I gotta spend to be able to see this?
I have a bunch of “trading cards” but only like half for each game and it’s saying I gotta spend real money to get the rest and level up my account?
You can trade cards, turn them into gems or sell them on the steam marketplace instead.
If there's a load of games you don't care about or you have some foils that's probably the easiest way
If you've bought games then you have steam store points. So you can use those points to get showcases I think. I got mine from leveling before the point shop existed. The cheapest way to do it is to buy a set of cards to craft badges, which then give you levels. Card for some games are cheaper than others. Play the Steam Market for cards.
A quick way to level up is by completing badges aka getting all the cards for a game. The fastest way to do this is to just buy the cards, they're only cents usually but it's still bullshit. Otherwise you can ask people for trade but frick that.
As someone has already said you should already have points to buy that showcase, it doesn't just automatically show up at a certain level.
Yeah I have 325k Steam points but can’t spend them because I’m not level 10 yet lol
moronic but it should be easy to get to level 10 if you're willing to spend some dimes on cards.
Literally by buying shit or acquiring badges aka buying shit.
Supposedly my rarest, but none of these were particularly difficult or memorable
I play video games to play video games, not to scour through a checklist of nonsense "challenges" for gamer score points.
I've learned to mostly forget about achievements after I got pissed off at achievements that require multi playthroughs
I wanted to grind after the MCC achievements until the last 3 I did never popped and after looking it up its been a persistent bug thats never gotten fixed.
My achievement count is so high from playing the Zup games.
>the Cocoa achievement from Rabi-Ribi
Based. I have that on my showcase too.
I really want to get all the achievements in Rabi-Ribi but it's just too difficult. The game asks way too much outta you. It came out eight years ago and less than 1% of players have every achievement.
>tfw couldn't no-hit Miru
>on normal
I still feel ashamed to this day.
Dude I died at least 100 times on Casual difficulty, you cannot possibly feel more ashamed than I do. Bullet Hell games are not for me.
My only perfect game is Stardew Valley
I stopped short of Joja route second playthrough stuff
Ok. But tell me how the FRICK you are supposed to do the one life achievement on the arcade game
>alternate reality
>game devs sentenced to death for including random chance achievements
>the world is a safer place
if you were ever mentally ill enough to seriously care about achievements i have no idea why you'd continue caring once you learn about the existence of SAM
because 3rd party sites track how quickly you earn achievements so spotting a SAM user is incredibly easy thus voiding all their "cheevo" credit. unless they autistically unlock them 1 by 1 over weeks for each game their cheevos mean nada beacuse you can easily verify the non-validity.
basically, your account is ruined if you used that tool. cheevo hunters up bigly.
>terraria keeps adding more achievements each update
>rain world got completely pozzed and the DLC achievements are absolutely moronic in comparison to the base game.
Frick them for ruining the game
how the frick are Downpour's achievements moronic?
It frightens me that people get enough stimulation from 100% games to play one for nearly 3000 hours. I can even sort of understand the appeal of speedrunning games when there's an active community around them, but no one besides yourself is even paying attention to your achievements, and if they are, the most you might get out of them is a "what the frick is wrong with this guy"?
Ok but which game, actually are you talking about here.
Even TF2 doesn't take 3000 hours to 100%, most people just have that many fricking hours because it's the most fun you can have online.
TF2 is impossible to 100% because some achievements rely on technology that isn't available anymore.
>rely on technology that isn't available anymore
Huh?
IIRC there's some video sharing function with youtube functionality that broke in an update many years ago and was never fixed because nobody cared about it.
>get 100000 youtube views through this method
is one of the achievements. You can unlock them via cheated servers, not sure if those are around anymore though.
>Go to achievement server
>Type command to get all achievements and get all weapons
>100% TF2
Are you actually autistic?
>See 99/100
>Brain tells me i need to get that last one in
It's literally Dopamine 101
Worst offenders I can think of are the
>Play a bazillion games of Snake Water, Foundry etc.
And maybe the replay ones because youtube was shit even in 2011
https://github.com/gibbed/SteamAchievementManager
i unlocked it
Suppose that's a reasonable justification for doing so in that circumstance.
Don't get too excited, I got everything in the Crash and Spyro remakes so I could explain, while, by default they're good because they were already based on good games, I didn't think they were worth playing over the originals and I still get people saying "ERM, BUT WHY DID YOU 100% THEM IF THEY'RE BAD?"
Steamgays ruined PC-gaming,
Xbox chad won in the end, seethe.
Probably to do with the garbage floaty controls than anything else
>Why yes I do use Steam Achievement Manager to give myself every achievement
>How did you know?
because you unlocked
>start the game for the first time
and
>100% the game
at the same time
>like getting achievements so much i relock games that i 100% so i can do it again
I played a niche Jap game on launch and the first enemy I killed unlocked a ton of achievements that were obviously unintended and I felt weirdly bad about it even though I don't care about achievements at all.
the bigger they are...
JSR tutorial is infamously harder than the game
Bet you completionist gays are jealous.
I dont even care about cheevos but this is just stupid. csgo could have stayed a separate app
Oof, suck it 99% achievement gays.
>never 100%'d a single game in my entire life
>never gotten all achievements in a game
>only have 150 hours in my favourite game of all time
Lol. Lmao even.
K, keep us posted
ok, was that supposed to be some sort of insult?
>Gregor joined the game
At least it's doable. Incredibly tedious, but doable. The other achievements I see in this thread, specifically the ones that can't be earned in-game, deserve to have whoever created them sent to the lower pita of game design hell. It's called an in-game achievement for a reason, buttholes.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>That one L4D2 achievement where you have to help a free weekend player complete a campaign
>Same thing but for a holiday player
you can easily farm that
how the FRICK is this legal?
That's pretty fricked.
Would be good bragging rights, though.
leaderboard probably resets weekly
its this. people still play and take turns boosting each other to the top each week
Shit like that in Killzone 2 is the reason why I never platined it. After the first week you'd have to find a group and get lucky that they push you to the top 1% of your region.
Because it's actually an achievement? It requires skill and effort, not just going down a checklist until the game goes
>That's all folks
1.8% ain't too bad.
>more than 0.something%
not even rare. bringing pearls to moon (rain world console edition) was rarer than that.
My only perfect game was Bastion on de XBOX.
I lost that account years ago.
i got all the trophies for demon's souls on ps3 and then my ps3 died a couple of months later.
i wasnt even gonna get them but i got an incredibely rare material needed for one of the achivements and i thought it would be a waste not to get them now... it was still a waste at the end of the day but i had fun doing it
>playing immersive, well-told game
>just completed a tense section that has far-reaching implications for this world and story I am fully immersed in
>still on edge as I'm unsure if the game still has a trick up its sleeve
>BING WELL DONE YOU ARE NOW AWARE YOU'RE PLAYING A GAME, THERE IS NO DANGER, AND YOU JUST FINISHED ONE INDIVIDUAL SECTION RATHER THAN BEING IN A COHESIVE CONSISTENT EXPERIENCE
i would agree with you but there is an option to not get the achivement pop ups so this one is on you anon
>>BING WELL DONE YOU ARE NOW AWARE YOU'RE PLAYING A GAME
I mean, yeah?
>Achievement Unlocked: You Cleared Area 3!
>get killed by a surprise enemy
>Achievement Unlocked: lol you fell for it
you can literally just cheat in steam achievements. they are meaningless
go for xbox achievments or playstation trophies if you can about this stuff and want to show them off
>make game
>have cheevo that's literally impossible to get even with farming
>can only be activated by SAM
>call it "I'm a cheating Black person"
>cheevo hunters forever marked as the plebs they are
i only ever used that thing to lose all my achivements from half life 2 because i wanted to get them again
grim
what? i liked the game and i wanted to get them again
1 in 1,000,000 sounds shitty but it also depends on how many enemies you fight. It doesn't sound that bad
>caring about cheevos
cheevos are fine when its actual hard shit, like beating the game on hard or beating superbosses
why are you getting cheevos for beating the fricking tutorial?
cuz i liek getting that first cute "yayyy you did it! from now on you are going to do a lot more of things :3" pop-up when i kill the fist boss
same
>why are you getting cheevos for beating the fricking tutorial?
They do this intentionally for datamining purposes
>secret achievement
>the conditions are hidden
>obtained 00/??
AaAAAAAAaAaAAaaaaaaaA
>play game in offline mode for a week because i had no internet
>finally get internet
>all achievement unlocked at the same time when i launched the game
>get kicked form a co-op achievement farming group because they think im a cheater
some people are mentally ill i swear, how the frick did they even see this? i guess the achievements unlock got spammed on my activity feed??
Why didn't you just explain to them what happened?
>achievement requires you to bake a real life cake and show it to the dev
Based.
>achievement that’s actually impossible to get even with SAM and was only gettably by literally changing the game’s code to exploit a bug that got patched immediately after 2-3 guys got the achievement
Not based.
i used to fire up SAM and give myself 100% cheevos before playing a game because i hated the fricking popups when you get an achievement
i'm so glad nintendo never added cheevos to their games
i hope it stays that way
checkmate steam
>check what time you unlocked your achievements
>instantly know you cheated
who gives a shit lmao
if you "dont give a shit" why even do that
to 'complete' a game im never going to play again.
but why?
why start that program if you dont care?
i also give no shit but i wont even DL that cheat tool
seething, cheevo dusted fingers typed these posts. Stay malding I can aquire your precious little good boy points anytime I wish with the click of a button
i mean, you're only cheating yourself.
>who gives a shit lmao
You do, clearly.
I don't care about people using SAM but I still don't understand how Steam never patched it. Have they even acknowleged it exist?
Gabe doesnt care about you, he is not your friend.
oh dear
how hard is it to cheat on consoles?
I wouldn't know
>Steamdrones dont realize that most achievements are datamining them so the devs can see how players behave in their games
good goys
FRICK ngs
>download Steam Achievement Manager
>find my game
>select all achievements and enable them
>no more shitty boxes in the corner of the screen
yep, it's gaming time now
>curious what game is in the OP
>google it
>see reddit post
>it's been deleted by the mods of the subreddit for advertising
>it had the same pic as OP and was posted by the dev trying to get attention for his game
Really makes me think
>1.8% of players have this achievement
I have achievements from TABS that are much rarer, and I think more people play that than whatever game is in your image
>SAM hasnt been updated since like 2013
>it still works
the absolute state of Steam
What kind of game is this? Or rather, how many enemies per second can you kill? If an average play session has you killing tens of thousands of enemies, it's not outrageous to hit those odds by the time you beat the game.
Bow would it be illegal? Achievement hunters are dumb as frick.
What are your thoughts on community curated cheevos for old games?
I think they are neat
i think they are fricking gay and made to appeal to zoomers
its sad that people even cheat on retro achievements
this must be some kind of mental illness?
I actually love these but I wish there was an offline version of it. Not for cheating but because I don’t want to have to have a gay account on a gay website. They have a delisting process where you can hide your account but never compete with others, ok why can’t I just do it offline then? I don’t want to have an internet connection for my batocera mini PC 24/7, and sometimes I use an emulation handheld and I turn WiFi off to save battery. Again I’m not asking offline achievements to count towards their leaderboards I just want to be left alone but have that option.
I hate the people that work on this community and they hate me, I will find a way to frick them over, because I hate them. Blazekickin ANSWER ME, and frick that fat redditor Sting.
There are laws surrounding gamer achievements?
Yup, there's one law surrounding gamer achievements and it's this:
If you give a frick about gamer achievements in any way shape or form you are a homosexual and not an actual gamer.
Oh frick, I'm a scrub
That's not as bad as the achievment i'm missing from E.y.E divine cybermancy
It's the same shit, but multiplied over a few cheevos
I'm missing most of the expert classes because by that point i'm always a gray master, and the there's killing a necromancer, a paladin and a junkie, all of which are random "titles" for enemies.
Somehow i don't have the x kills achievements, i guess they don't count over multiple characters.
i got all the achivements for this game on ps3 and then i got them again last year on steam. this game is fun
based, i'm busy these days but as soon as i get into vidya autism again i'm doing a streak of character action kinos, MGR is first on the list
There’s a similar achievement in cookie clicker but at least it doesn’t count towards completion.
I got that achievement in like the first hour of playing kek.
All my rarest achievements are from the master chief collection..and Hand Simulator and I think one of them is from Besiege.
Can't you just forcibly unlock any steam achievement as long as you don't do it in a way that looks sus?
Even if the achievements actually worked and you could get them legit without cheating, those replay achievements for TF2 would be virtually impossible for your average player. Get 100,000 views on some random replay clip by some complete literal who? Not happening. And, in this scenario where they did work, youtube would be flooded with these replay videos all the time from people hoping to get these achievements. Making the chances of your video getting views even slimmer. The only real way you could probably get this legitimately would be by joining a hypothetical steam group dedicated to watching these videos and helping others get views.
Rarest I have that isn't just some random multiplayer achievement for doing some random nosnense.
That's almost always going to be the case
A user's rarest achievement will almost always be obscure endgame busywork in an obscure game
Only if you play obscure games.
>Achievement: Finish the game on the hardest difficulty
>Unchecked
>Achievement: Finish the game on the easiest difficulty
>Unchecked
>Achievement: Finish the game
>Unchecked
>Achievement: Finish chapter 3
>Unchecked
>Achievement: Finish chapter 2
>Unchecked
>Achievement: Finish chapter 1
>Unchecked
>Achievement: Finish the tutorial
>Unchecked
>Achievement: Create a new character
>Unchecked
>Achievement: Start the game
>Unchecked
Honestly if completing a game on hardest difficulty doesn’t also unlock the achievement for normal and easy you’re a piece of shit game dev
It unlocks normal and easy, but not the "finish the game" achievement
>um ackshually the achievement says "beat the game on easy" not "beat the game on easy or higher"
Does something like a No/Low Achievement Run challenge exist for those kinds of games where almost everything has a cheevo? Sounds interesting depending on how glitchy the games are.
>get all achievements for RE2Make after it came out
>update later on adds one new achievement that's basically a promo for RE3Make
>have to reinstall the game and juggle around saves before I fine one close enough to the file I need to pick up to get the new achievement
>fast forward to RE4Make's release
>get all achievements for it
>separate ways dlc comes out
>adds a whole bunch of new achievements
>give up trying to restore my 100% status after playing through the dlc once
Also general frick you to Capcom for making these "read all the files in game" achievements and not separating them by zone/chapter so if I miss one single file I have to replay the game with a guide and read every single one until it checks off.
Is this a "Stupid Achievements" thread? I've got some to share.
>On The Rocks (TF2) - Lose at Rock, Paper, Scissors 3 times in a row with Rock.
>20 CAR PILE-UP (L4D) - As a Tank, hit 20 Survivors with cars in the Crash Course campaign.
>CONNECTING FIGHTS (L4D2) - Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.
(This one can be straight up unobtainable if you have a bad PC that loads slower since if the saferoom door opens before you load in, the game won't consider you to have been in the game for the whole time, thus not giving you the achievement.)
>Dungeon Master (Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth 2) - Cleared all Stella's Dungeon levels.
>Old School (Move or Die) - Set up a LAN game with 3 other friends.
>Every single achievement with less than 10 percent completion in Rabi-Ribi. That game has some of the most absurd achievements I've ever seen in any game, ever.
>In the name of beauty! (VA-11 Hall-A) - Beat the Model Warrior Julianne video game.
>Tune Merasmus's Multi-Dimensional Television (TF2) - Reveal the mystery of the PASS Time TV Room.
Genuinely frick you if you're trying to earn this legitimately. Too many times I have queued for PASS Time solely because I enjoy the mode just to get kicked by some dipshit newbies who want the literal moron helmet hat that you get from this achievement.
>Dungeon Master (Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth 2) - Cleared all Stella's Dungeon levels.
What's so stupisd about this?
Stella's Dungeon is extremely time consuming and RNG dependent. It's so bad that they had to sell a DLC that cuts the time required down massively and lets you keep your equipment if Stella fails to complete a dungeon, and even with all those bonuses it still took me over an entire fricking month of just opening the game, going AFK, waiting for Stella to inevitably die, and restarting it.
>going AFK
I don't really know what the game mode entails but why?
It's just a little "minigame" where you go AFK while this character "Stella" farms items and equipment for you. That's it. It just involves tons and tons of RNG and waiting, SO MUCH FRICKING WAITING. KEEP IN MIND, THIS THIRTEEN HOURS IS WITH THE DLC THAT REDUCES THE TIME NEEDED.
Wow that's pure BS.
It really is. Stella's Dungeon is the single worst addition to the Neptunia series, and tying achievements to it is fricking disgusting.
seriously 2.0
Oh God I forgot about that one, frick that.
If you killed 1 million enemies what are the chances of getting this achievement?
2/e IIRC.
Oh yeah, that's right. I just plugged the numbers into the calculator and it gave roughly 63%. I tried with 100, 1000, 10000, etc. I thought e might be involved somehow.
Yes, it's actually 1-1/e, brainfarted a bit.
>trying to get all achievements for the Epic Battle Fantasy franchise
>EBF4's 30 million damage achievement requires you to be level 45 minimum
>beating all encounters in the game once only gets you to level 32 or so
T-thanks Matt.
Multiplayer achievements can suck my balls.
>Achivements
knulle?
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>"got all le achievements" achievement
>absurdly hard achievements
>achievements tied to RNG
>hidden achievements
>chapter completion achievements
>mandatory story beat achievements
actual trash
>1.8%
Assuming everyone killed only 1 enemy that'd be a million players. Assuming more reasonably there's like 10,000 players then it doesn't seem like it's that hard to achieve
https://steamdb.info/app/1316530/charts/
>6k players max according to SteamSpy
>1,8%
thats high
The only person I know that goes for achievements whines about console war bullshit and thinks Suicide Squad is going to be a good game
So, Ganker?
He was also the type to quote >reddit injokes in public, so it probably lines up
I only display porn / lewd game achievements on my profile.
>having some hard time on DMC5 with the last few floors bloody palace boss rushes
>look up some strategies to help
>it's all achievement hunters telling everyone how to save scum the auto save so you can have infinite retries
I don't trust any achievement hunter.
only nonwhites care about cheevos
god what a dumb fricking thing