>how poketards see this thing: Lusty sex-obsessed prostitute that wants sex 24/7"
>how it's depicted in canon materials: "moronic loser that just wants to eat all the time"
kek
>how poketards see this thing: Lusty sex-obsessed whore that wants sex 24/7"
>moronic loser that just wants to eat all the time
So just like a normal cat?
normal cats are at least not ugly goblinos
>She never owned a sphinx cat
>sphinx cat
that's not a normal cat
Neither is Masquernya
God I love Sphinxes. Cute little bags of wrinkles
Get a Manx. They're goblins cosplaying as cats
Are you that upset people still want to frick it?
i'm just pointing at how permavirgins imagines every pokemon as prostitutes that would even accept being near them lol
Oh its you again.
Cry harder.
Ok that heel thing was kinda cute
It's almost as if people forget humans bonding with pokémon and vice-versa is canon (never mind that like humans, all pokemon have different personalities and defaults).
I'd say anyone trying to frick a freshly caught Ponyta would deservedly catch a kick in the nuts but I highly doubt he'd get whacked if he'd caught and raised her, bonding with her while doing so and then tried his luck.
Like the fan club president who definitely had sex with his rapidash
>"Good! Then listen up! My favorite Rapidash... It... cute... lovely... smart... plus... amazing... you think so?... oh yes...it... stunning... kindly... love it! Hug it...when... sleeping...warm and cuddly... spectacular... ravishing... ...Oops! Look at the time! I kept you too long! Thanks for hearing me out! I want you to have this!"
Absolutely, but can you really blame him?
>those early PS2 graphics
>"Theehee!"
Prepare to be attached to them.
How my Meowscarada is:
Hunting Carbink are you?
I wonder when homosexuals will learn to accept that Meowscarada is intended to be a male only pokemon by design just like Greninja and Cinderace
will it fit in with the twink squad?
ehhh, there's already enough cats in their group
no because Meow is female.
She also has down syndrome
How does she do it?
>supposed to be a magician
>not psychic
>implying magicians aren't just tricksters that use sleight-of-hand and pretend its actual magic
Psychic type is NOT the "magic" type meowscarada use illusions instead of real magic
Poketards always headcanon their favourite fap material as being a wiener hungry prostitute because it gives them hope that they have a chance with her while in reality, no Pokemon or Pokegirl ever would want to be within 100 miles of them
That would explain why this board is filled with pedos
>how it's depicted in canon materials: "moronic loser that just wants to eat all the time"
Stuffing your face as usual.
>"moronic loser that just wants to eat all the time"
that's hot
If she enjoys stuffing her insides so much, then I will serve her up a fresh serving of cream pie.
>"moronic loser that just wants to eat all the time"
I do not see the problem
Kek, moron cat is ugly
samegay
>meowgays have been unironically coping since paldean winds
It's actually really friggin hilarious seeing the attempts to shift back
>frigging
Are you 5?
I loved the VW mouth from the start, not a fan of all the off-model fanart, no coping here
My god my poor eyes, ugly piece of trash
glad I didn't evolve my Floragato
You are not going to convince me that the canon design is any less cute