How the frick do you play this shit? My first Total War game.

How the frick do you play this shit?
My first Total War game. I wanted to chill strategy, I play Immortal Empires on normal, everything is going good then suddenly on turn 20 a fricking 5 full stack rat Skaven shittards pop up and destroy everything. They even have fricking ambush attack everytime.
How the frick do you deal with this shit? Do you need to rush like crazy or else at turn 20 you have 7 fricking full armies of rat shittiers at you?
Trying to play Cathay

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Warhammer
    You need to be 18 years old to post here anon

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick do you play this shit?
    Never played warhammer in my life.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying to play Cathay
    You get what you deserve
    But seriously you should've started with the high elves

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TW3 too hard
    Jesus Christ

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do we think about faction updates?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shows promise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking great from what i have seen so far.
      especially what they did with balthasar gelt and gotrek & felix.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What do we think about faction updates?
      Sounds genuinely very good on paper. At least the Empire overhaul, I haven't paid much attention to the Nurgle overhaul because I don't give a shit.
      I'm honestly not all that interested in the new units or LL's either. But reading the changes to the empire core campaign mechanics was very nice, they literally go point for point over what I found to be wrong, and directly address all of it.

      If it's going to work in practice - I don't know. Execution is a tricky thing. But it is nice to see them being well aware of the problems, and proposing what sounds like a reasonable solutions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read the blog and still have no clue what franz actually does now lol
      dwarf mechanics got leaked in case somebody doesn't know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so far? probably the best lord packs ever revealed which is really shocking after shadows of change.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > which is really shocking after shadows of change
        Not really: after the failure of hyenas/Pharaoh, warhammer is there only moneymaker, and they had to make amend after the backlash

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Not really: after the failure of hyenas/Pharaoh, warhammer is there only moneymaker,
          I think even without those two frick-ups, the backlash after WoC was so big they had to change tune.
          It's not the first time we have seen this. CA needs a massive kick in the ass every few years to get their shit straight, it's a cyclical thing.
          Why do you think we got Bretonnia for fricking free back in the days?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dwarfs can now confederate with grudge mechanic
      Holy frick, thanks CA, fricking finally.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's clear to me that they pushed the Empire overhaul up in line to win back fans.
      Empire and Chaos are all that matters.
      If Empire shit is rushed, this thing is fricking done.
      If Empire shit is great, TWW3 will be fine, and TWW40k will get a shitton of preorders.

      It's really that simple CA. Don't frick it up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I care only about Dwarf part, to be honest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Empire and Dwarfs did desperately need it, in fairness.
        Only Norsca and VC needed it more, with Ogres now third in the running.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >landships
      >steam tanks with volley guns
      >ironsides
      >fricking Elspeth von Draken
      Empire bros (Nulnite chads especially) are eating real good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nulnite chads
        why did they add this ugly mage b***h instead of emanuelle who is a unit that does nothing but stand there and do the ohoho laugh while your cannons explode everything?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Emmanuelle is probably too sexy for nuCA, but I really wish it was her.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick do you deal with this shit?
    Because clan Eshin does not use almost any of the high-tech shit that other Skaven factions employ, they are actually incredibly easy on the battlefield. This is why they crap them out so fast - they are trash tier units. 5 of their full stacks are about the equivalent of one good, or two mediocre armies of your own.
    Just don't be afraid of fighting them. Unless you get really caught off guard, you can easily just push into them with inferior numbers, but vastly superior quality troops.
    As for their ability to ambush, that one is a b***h. Keep your armies in the cities if at all possible, don't let them stand out in the open. Alternatively, use bait and sacrifical armies. Make a shit half-stack of peasant spearmen move ahead of your real armies, to trigger the existing ambushers on the map and / bait the ambush-stance out of the enemy. You will lose the battle, but it will leave the enemy force exposed and easy pickings, because again - in direct engagement, Eshin is an absolute fricking joke.
    Which reminds me - don't over-extend yourself. Skaven due to their low moral tend to have a lot of armies survive the battle, meaning even when defeated, their armies will still look menacing. It makes you want to persue them and finish them off on the same turn. Be really, really careful about doing that - it will make you into a prime target for an ambush. Instead, B-line for their settlements. Take the major ones first.
    The damaged armies will be running around and annoying you - sacking or re-taking settlements you just conquered - but that is just how it is with skaven - in reality, all of that just means they'll further exhaust themselves, and eventually will die to a garrison, or make a poor move and end up somewhere where you can mop them up and be safe back in a settlement on the same turn.

    Similar rules apply for the battle itself. Don't let persuing routed units break up your formation. Trust your crossbowmen.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gelt moved to China
    Fricking CA can suck my dick, all they do it make the game worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense, since they already portrayed hims a being a bro with Zhao Ming. And he can move back after around 10 turns.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not moving gelt to estalia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get the option to move back to the Empire after you take out the local minor faction. All your territory gets ceded to Zhao Ming, and I'm not sure what you get in the Empire, other than having all your forces teleported back.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    quantity =/= quality

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    500 Prestige
    >-25% recruitment cost & + 1 recruitment slot in a chosen province for 3 turns
    >+2500 XP to a chosen lord
    >Grant 1 pop surplus to a chosen province
    1000 prestige
    >Insta-complete 1 turn's worth of local & global recruitment on a chosen army
    >Reduce all forms of corruption in a province by 50
    >Chosen elector count faction other than yourself gets a temporary army and +2 fealty
    1500 prestige
    >Reset state troops recruitment cooldowns
    2000 prestige
    >No penalty war declaration on an elector count
    2500 prestige
    >Confed elector count at 10 fealty & -2 fealty for all other counts
    Franz is back, baybee

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek. You’re gonna miss how hard it seemed once you actually know what you’re doing

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >New FLC hero is gold wizard
    Final Transmutations for everyone!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Dwarfs have finally Shield/Oathstonebearers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about your manlet race

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they get like 5 slayer units, one artillery with 2 ammo(also slayer) and the flying ship

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shame.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only man Nulnchad should care about is Magnus the Pious, aka best Emperor after Sigmar

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >suddenly on turn 20 a fricking 5 full stack rat Skaven shittards pop up and destroy everything. They even have fricking ambush attack everytime.
    God I fricking love Skaven.

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