How the frick do you use 'physiognomy' in a sentence and simultaneously convince 8 million people that you're a cornturd-munching moron?

How the frick do you use 'physiognomy' in a sentence and simultaneously convince 8 million people that you're a cornturd-munching moron?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the problem isn't that it's minimalistic you actual philistine

      compare botw's start screen to oot's

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is dead.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, is he a game developer or a VA working on a game? I don't use social media and I don't care about the cultural phenomenon so I always have a hard time figuring out if we're talking about video games or it's just off-topic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Former lead dev on WoW back in 2005, he's a massive tryhard and clout chaser

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's off topic twatter drama

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's "guy who worked on WoW when it was good so now he thinks he's the world's greatest game designer forever" (anti-feminist)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        WoW was not ever good

        we made fun of your game when it came out, for casualizing gaming to a new degree.

        I hope every young person with great wow memories understands that. Yours was *the* game that casualized gaming.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is one shitty start menu tho

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s a genius design decision. the less resources the game has to use, the faster I can spam buttons to load the game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's completely right about that shite start screen.

        a start screen doesn't need to load many assets to be soulful

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's obvious a deliberate design choice to be as minimal as possible. 'Futuristic' designs are often minimal. He's a fricking moron

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's a deliberate trash design choice

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah ok Mark, thanks for posting here

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wish you could see it every time you booted up the game, to further infuriate you, but you only own a ps4

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you just know it's actually an instance of chrome running or something and not actually fast loading like how blizz did with the wc3 reforged

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only Blizzard would be that moronic, all the guys that worked on WC3 Reforged got fired shortly after it was released. Bethesda at least puts a little effort into their menu systems

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be being a balding asiatic

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over. Shazam is coming for Starfield

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    By using a word like "Physiognomy" in a discussion about fricking video games.
    Using words like that when it's completely unnecessary to do so is the hallmark of a pseudo-intellectual moron.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >three years ago nobody knew what "physiognomy" was and I could say pretty raciss things like "well clearly he wasn't selected for r1b based off his physiognomy" about George Floyd and normalgays wouldn't bat an eye

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The start menu should be minimalist.
    It's the one part of the game that the player will be forced to interact with every single time they play the game, while also being the one part of the game that is nothing but a barrier to actually playing the game.

    It should get to the point and allow the player to access the game as rapidly as possible to best serve it's function.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm tired of minimalism, its become a scourge to aesthetic design

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No use working on an aesthetic design for your title screen it should be peak functionality and besides it's a Bethesda game, modders would mod out whatever shit is before the gameplay to make sure people are getting into gameplay as fast as possible.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the "elbows too pointy" of criticism

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile in one of the most popular and profitable singleplayer games ever made

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still a buggy mess

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        soul

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is pretty much the main menu for every Half Life game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying that it's good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody complained because it was also released on PS3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And an utter dogshit game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      honeslty that menu is ugly as frick with that 3d symbol and smoke
      oblivion and morrowind did it a way better

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a typical Bethesda start screen it's a non-issue

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's how every single Bethesda main menu has been looking since at least Daggerfall.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >detail is...... le bad!
    i fricking hate this soulless 'minimalism' shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're confusing clean with minimalist again, homosexual-kun.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the media has been anti starfield for a while now because its not getting a sony release.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most console gamers own a Sony console not a Microsoft shitbox, so you can hardly blame them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for once the media will accurately describe a bethesda game but only because it's not on sony's console
      Works for me.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 4 is the only bethesda game without a simplistic main menu, and everyone hated the game so they walked back on everything they could for starfield including the menu

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox and MS don't need to do Starfield marketing because the snoy roaches are doing it for free.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing wrong with a simple menu

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just keep it twitter.
      only the slimiest shit eaters care what musk thinks about anything

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look up his shit of you can be bothered. He's a tendie and a BG3 b***h. Picrel is what he wants.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he got exactly what his little untalented homosexual ass wanted - attention.
    If the human race wasn't mentally moronic everyone would have just ignored him and let him talk to himself in a corner.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is just engagement baiting for the blue check
    didnt he have another take talking about how crypto games were the future

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, 8.3million bots viewed his fricking TWEET
    Publicly execute all twitter screencap posters NOW

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mark Kern

    Listening to someone who mismanaged a development studio into the ground probably isn't a good idea.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Firefall bus?
      I'm thinking Firefall bus.

      he really bus broke you guys

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How?

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Firefall bus?
    I'm thinking Firefall bus.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick do you use 'physiognomy' in a sentence and simultaneously convince 8 million people that you're a cornturd-munching moron?
    By using 'physiognomy' in a sentence about a video game main menu. That's all I need to know someone is completely up their own ass.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe people fell for this shit.
    Guess what ? You can get paid for tweeting now. And the guy made bank with a single tweet

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You spend like 5 seconds in the start screen, who gives a frick?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Mark, how's em-8er game going you tryhard incompetence chink?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game still isn't out? I followed it for a bit because of the hot chicks and giant robots concept art but the newsletter was always just CHECK OUT NEW THING WE HAVE ART FOR.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He also used it wrong

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox kids are so mad at him it's hilarious. The start screen is genuinely shit too. This is what happens when Starfield a Bethesda game is your last hope.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's on PC too what re you talking about?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one who plays on PC gives a shit about what he tweeted.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sure about that?

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tbf it looks pretty shitty

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't even be mad if there was a picture of Todd on the start screen tbh

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    here maybe this makes more sense why graphic designers everywhere are recoiling in pain when seeing it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >draw lines at random offsets from elements
      >somehow think it's some interesting critique
      bro you are a fricking moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon what are you even yelling at

        do you not understand what that image means?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can't draw lines and you can't read - farking oath. post another image macro

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            extreme ESL response

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield babbies still malding

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't even make sense. Using "physiognomy" implies that it's an incorrect or misleading assumption as the practice of physiognomy is pseudoscience, it would only make sense in this usage if he was criticizing someone else's assessment of the start menu screen. That's as nonsensical as saying "the phrenology of start menu screens" or "the lobotomy of start menu screens".

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xbox trannies still seething two days later

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made this mock up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vastly better.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey that's actually pretty good

        A small change, but much better tbh

        Changed it a bit more.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot settings but you get the idea

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Missing settings was triggering me.
          Heres my final attempt.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The background is animated.
            Just like most Bethesda games. Sure like to see the background without shit all over it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey that's actually pretty good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A small change, but much better tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if this was the actual in game main menu, Ganker Black folk would say its le reskinned version of skyrim menu because of their contrarian nature.
      you just cant get it right with these Black folk

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh contrarians duh
        ok moron, off to reddit you go

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >basically the same menu as every other Bethesda game

    What's the issue here?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There will probably be a mod to remove that stupid info box in the top corner on day 1.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the same astroturf campaign to shill bg3 is now going to be shifted to shit on starfield. i don't even like betheshit but this is starting to stink

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People occasionally post this dipshit's tweets here. It's unbelievable idiocy every time. I'm convinced this homosexual this does for "engagement", which means ignoring him and not giving him the benefit of your attention is the best medicine.

    I will now hide this thread. You know his game. Wise up.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literal Who?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some delusional chink who's a ceo on a game called Firefall. Mismanaged the studio down to the ground and get voted out for spending most of its funding for a fricking bus.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop shilling your own homosexual tweets to generate twitter money. and also have a nice day

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dang this really did numbers for him. He's probably happy to be relevant again, if only for a moment.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has he even made anything in the last 20 years that wasn't a failure? Guy talks as if he's relevant in today's industry because helped make an mmo decades ago.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >photo gallery
    this is a pure gimmick game. travel to 1000 empty worlds and post screenshots on facebook.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't have it in me to give a frick about manufactured autism
    I will buy and enjoy Starfield just like I bought and enjoyed Elden Ring and Baldur's Gate 3
    seethe

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a computer desktop kinda. Maybe that's the point

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It won't make the game better or worse, but it's a boring start screen.

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