How the frick does this shit have so many players 2 years after release? Are they botting the numbers?

How the frick does this shit have so many players 2 years after release? Are they botting the numbers? Fromshitware is playing Gaben???

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    might be good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fippybippy
      snoys will never understand

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >snoys

        The frick? I play on PS5+Switch and Elden Ring is one of my top 3 favorite games of all time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *tendies

        they are the only ones who don't get elden ring on their shitty toy "console"

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what are challenge runs?
    >what is online play?
    >what do you mean people are playing through again to get a character ready for the DLC which is out in just over a month?

    did NONE of this occur to you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a schizo cult here that genuinely believes that all video game enjoyment is fabricated and that every single positive thread here is a marketing thread lmao
      It's one of the most moronic things that I've ever seen, comparable to flat earth society. What company in the world would pay some homosexual to shitpost on Ganker?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendies are having an awful year so they just pit games they cant play against each other

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>what is online play?
      I didn't even notice this game had online since they removed random invasions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they removed random invasions.
        What??

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I meant as in the previous souls games had it but ER doesn't.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ER does have random invasions anon
            Try playing the game before talking about it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ER does have random invasions anon
              players cant invade you unless use a taunters tongue, which isnt random anymore, or if you have coop. which also isnt random.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Turn on random invasions w/ taunter's tongue
                >People can now randomly invade you at any time
                >WTF THAT'S NOT RANDOM
                ok

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta but taunter's tongue completely removes times on invasions and instead of having 0 invaders you now have all of them, not to mention that you need to reactivate it every time you teleport or move from one location to another which also requires a consumable. It's massive pain in the ass and benefits nobody.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You only get invaded if ur co-op. Its stupid

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Taunter’s tongue is a thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Removed random invasions
        I always laugh when people here try to act like experts on games but don't even know the games basic functions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you laughing at yourself?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how does a pretty lengthy game built around replayability have a high and stable playercount
    you're right op it's gotta be bots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game is awful and all the original Dark Souls fans hate it, so it's dead. Fromshitware is botting the playercount of this input reading shitfest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all the original Dark Souls fans hate it,
        You don't decide that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Original Demon's souls fan here, I fricking love it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I played the whole dark souls trilogy and loved elden ring. Go back to your trooncord server.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been playing since Demons Souls in 2009 and you're full of shit

        stop blaming the game for your inability to adapt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Besides open world I think ER was pretty neat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just good, homie

        I've been playing FROM games since the PS1 and this is way better than Souls games, cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying any company would bot the numbers for a single player game

        Go back to beating your gf Quantam.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying any company would bot the numbers for a single player game
          starfield was rather obviously this. and then "friend planet" which I refuse to even type due to the 30+ SHILL THREADS and my ban. frick you janitors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        humiliation ritual?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Input readng shitfest
        So true sister

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, you're upset.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They made small shields overpowered again? Well, I guess it's a necessity when enemies are spastics who don't stop wailing for a second.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >people who never beat the tutorial boss post in these threads

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone made this webm, already knew themselves just how bad the input reading was from playing the game, and still decided to publish it online anyway.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No matter how many times you use things out of context, you'll never be a woman

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We all know you had that moment when you were fighting a Crucible Knight and having a stand off, you've got up your shield, they've got up their shield.
              Then the instant, the INSTANT you press the button to flask, his lunge animation starts. Then you test it again to make sure you're not crazy. You wait... wait... wait... then flask surely enough... yep, his animation starts again at exactly the same time.
              That's when you learned the truth just like the rest of us.

              And its not like the knight is just reacting normally to seeing its opponent lower its guard. The fricking NANOSECOND your thumb touches the button, before your own animation even starts, the enemy's attack animation starts. It goes beyond the realm of plausibility and becomes obvious its just input reading.

              Anyway, keep seething. Cope, dilate, yadda yadda, all that stuff.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >More projecting
                hmmm yeah, look at how enemies react THE INSTANT I PRESS BUTTONS...except when they don't because the game is coded to use animation states and frames instead of inputs
                Again, you'll never, ever be a woman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Towards the end Elden Ring stops being a skill-based game and just becomes a numbers game.
                Bullshit input reading play a big part of it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hmmm yeah, all that input reading bro, can't get enough of it, whatever I write in webms is true by the way

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >THE AI ISN'T CHEATING! LOOK AT THESE WEBMS OF THE ENEMIES WALKING STRAIGHT INTO CLEARLY TELEGRAPHED ATTACKS
                This isn't the "gotcha" you think it is. It's like saying "its not dog shit! it's CAT shit!" yeah they're both shit, moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >LOOK AT THIS THE ENEMY IS INPUT READING, IT'S SHIT!
                >LOOK AT THIS, THE ENEMY ISN'T INPUT READING, IT'S SHIT!
                I look forward to your next major mental breakdown in two months

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >enemy is either moronic or cheating, no inbetween
                >"this is a good thing ackshually!"
                fromdrones when they play no other games

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fromdrones when they play no other games

                Your "other game" is Genshin

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Enemies don't cheat, they're not moronic either, the only one moronic here is (You), and you're also seething and lying through your teeth

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >using spells that do not have the flag set for enemies to dodge them means extremely obvious cases of input reading that have been proven time and time again don’t exist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she gets hyperarmor here yes she does for a lot of moves, but you can pressure the bar with throwing knives and bonk her with a jump r2.
                now post her canceling out of a riposte into waterfowl

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If that's true then why do people say "skill issue" to me when I tell them I didn't finish it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you tried to fight her like a normal enemy that plays by Elden Ring's rules instead of looking up cheese strats on youtube

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I beat her with the winged scythe alone, you're just making excuses.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I beat her with the winged scythe alone, you're just making excuses.
                Yeah so did I anon 🙂
                so did I

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                because it isn't true

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So it IS a skill issue? 🙁

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Enemies dont react to input but to animations. You can heal with miracles in front of godskin but if you use flask they gonna throw fireball at you, same with bosses like margit or malenia.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have you tried not healing when he's in neutral

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Enemies punishing you for randomly healing with no opening is bad because...IT JUST IS OK!!??

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my first fromsoft game is elden ring
                even sekiro had input reading for heal lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We all know you had that moment when you were fighting a Crucible Knight and having a stand off, you've got up your shield, they've got up their shield.
                No actually, because I don't use a shield unless its to parry. Also have you tried not healing in sword swinging range like a dullard?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >using a spell that has an animation enemies don't react to
              what is this trying to prove exactly?
              just spam night sorcery and pebbles?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We all know you had that moment when you were fighting a Crucible Knight and having a stand off, you've got up your shield, they've got up their shield.
            Then the instant, the INSTANT you press the button to flask, his lunge animation starts. Then you test it again to make sure you're not crazy. You wait... wait... wait... then flask surely enough... yep, his animation starts again at exactly the same time.
            That's when you learned the truth just like the rest of us.

            And its not like the knight is just reacting normally to seeing its opponent lower its guard. The fricking NANOSECOND your thumb touches the button, before your own animation even starts, the enemy's attack animation starts. It goes beyond the realm of plausibility and becomes obvious its just input reading.

            Anyway, keep seething. Cope, dilate, yadda yadda, all that stuff.

            if the enemy consistently and reliably reacts to inputs like that, then they can be abused, and the appropriate windows/opportunities for taking actions should be obvious. only somebody completely braindead would complain about input reading being unfair to the player.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are spells that projectile dodging enemy ai can't react to (Night sorceries), non-projectile sorceries that can counter this scenario, and projectile based sorceries that still mostly if not fully circumvent this interaction like Stars of Ruin.

            This shit webm almost made me decide to not play Elden Ring. I'm glad I decided to play it because this interaction is a non-issue if you're not a moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the game is awful
        I fricking love Elden Ring, so eat shit you limp-dicked twink prostitute.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bait used to be believable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and all the original Dark Souls fans hate it
        You don't speak for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess. You’re the bikini schzio on the stellar blade threads. You’re the dude always comparing FF15 to everything. You’re the person that brings up Nioh 2 in every action game thread. You’re the one that says DS2 is the best one. You’re the one that…..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really that replayable?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. As long as you're not making autistic meta builds every time and doing fun things.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do I have all ten slots filled and my main alone has 900+ hours? (yes)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has the single greatest and most valid build diversity, while simultaneously having the most amount of optional content in any FromSoft game, so yes. It's extremely replayable. The fact that item + fog gate randomizers can turn it into a roguelike only adds to that
        >Inb4 "ROGUELITE" gays

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dragon's Dogshitter still seething at FromGODware

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >26k shitters still playing this turd
      Fricking embarrassment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically stopped playing DD2 after a few hours because the performance is so unbelievably dogshit. Even for crapcom it is by far one of their worst PC ports to date.
      I was almost excited to hear an upcoming patch is going to address some performance issues and then it turns out it's only going to be fixing some bugs and crashes, fricking morons man.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's all me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i kneel

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun pvp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fun pvp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're invading at meta level you're going to deal with this shit constantly.
        Low to mid-level invasions are the best.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          level vigor

          That's rl 60 you stupid motherfrickers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >RL 60 mage shooting Dark Moon
            Is that even possible?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a host in limgrave with his overleveled phantoms ganking invaders

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"Low to mid-level invasions are the best."
          This was only true in DS3 where low lvl pvp was insanely amazing.
          Elden Ring had gank groups using meta weapons literally on day fricking ONE

          t. tried to recreate my lowbie experience in a million different days on elden shit

          elden ring by far has the worse multiplayer out of all fromslop games mainly due to how fricking easy it is for even shitters to torrent sprint to the most powerful equipment in the game at the very start

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ignore him anon, he hasn't been blessed with the knowledge that the best and most organic invasions start at rl 200 and stop at around 250.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how was I supposed to know that when everywhere tells me 125 is the max soul level? people have insulted me for asking about 150 instead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your first mistake was asking rather than just having characters at different levels to test which ones were the most fun. Your second was not getting the hell out of dodge the second the word "meta" was uttered.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >having characters at different levels
                I didn't want to overlevel and not be able to get back down to them, because then I'd have to make a whole new character. At the time, PvP was the only reason for me to play the game. Now, I don't play it at all.
                >"meta" was utered.
                I had to stay. How else can I better fight against a metagay other than becoming a metagay?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Overleveling is a meme when it comes to pvp.
                >How else can I better fight against a metagay other than becoming a metagay?
                Learn how meta shit works by using it until you understand it, learn its weaknesses, abuse said weaknesses viciously with weapons you feel most comfortable doing it with. If a complete moron like me can learn to kill sweatlord dual nagi or lance users with a bastard sword then I have faith that you'll turn out just fine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                appreciate the advice, but thats literally what I meant in my post, fren

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My fault bruv, you've got the right idea then.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God I miss low lvl highwall invasions so fricking much...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God I miss low lvl highwall invasions so fricking much...

            Low level invasion shitters like you have no idea how kino meta level Ringed City invasions were.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        level vigor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just invade during bossfights.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skill issue. The pvp is bullshit but any invader can run prelate PSGS or death ritual spear if they care that much about winning every invasion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you ever play one of these games online?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drought of good games + DLC recently announced

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers are so mindbroken by FOTM games that get abandoned within weeks that they just can't understand a game being so good that people replay it

    this is sad

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's the best game of the 21st century so far

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Sekiro....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, is not shitkiro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sekiro shits on this game in almost every way. Elden Ring was made for brain damaged wage slave normies like (You).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still haven't played it cause no multiplayer, and I played tenchu.
        if it had multiplayer or if elden ring had sekiro gameplay sure. but if not, you miss the point of why I play souls games
        >but its single player
        for you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go play a real fighting game.
          Wait, what’s that? You won’t because you’re not actually good at vidya?
          Yeah, pretty much how every FromSoft pvp autist feels deep down.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Go play a real fighting game.
            >Wait, what’s that? You won’t because you’re not actually good at vidya?
            I don't like juggling and most fighting games include juggling, you're not skilled frick off. fight me irl if you want to try this hard.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You’ve already lost.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would kill you with a single strike.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but you’ve already lost by being this moronic.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >fight me irl
              kek
              wtf is wrong with you, dude?

              hmmm yeah, all that input reading bro, can't get enough of it, whatever I write in webms is true by the way

              if I remember right, enemies cant dodge frenzied blast

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sekiro shits on this game in almost every way.
        Sekiro becomes trivial once parrying is mastered

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, something most Elden Ring shills simply can’t achieve.
          Regardless, still a better game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There needs to be a Sekiro-like game with 6 more bosses on the mechanical tier of Isshin the Sword Saint. Sekiro's style has tons of space for expansion once it clicks for the player.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sekiro is also braindead zomzoom game, real men with high T plays nioh 2 instead

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing for a bit over 20 hours. Just downed Godrick and I think I'm done with the Limgrave area. I've been using the same lord greatsword for the past ~40 levels. Am I ever going to get an upgrade to this weapon or am I just supposed to marry this one and upgrade it with smithing stones?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you waiting for another greatsword that's better in some way?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? Is that not how it's supposed to work in videogames? You get better weapon and armor as you progress? Enemies are definitely starting to take more hits to kill so why am I not finding weapons with higher stats/damage?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how it works in Elden Ring. Some of the best weapons in the game from start to finish can be found in Limgrave and the surrounding areas. If you're dropping off damage-wise you just need to upgrade your weapon more.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I find that a little strange in terms of game design but thanks. Definitely kills my motivation to explore every little hole and cave as I look for better equipment.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There is some good stuff to be found out there, but Elden Ring is very feast or famine in that regard. You'd think being open world would mean there's more room to find cool loot by exploring, but in practice you just find a lot of crafting materials.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll continue to explore every nook and cranny with tempered expectations since I still want to fully explore the world. I just found it a little odd to get "1x Arteria Leaf" or "1x Exalted Meat" out of purple glow points guarded by multiple enemies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is some good stuff to be found out there, but Elden Ring is very feast or famine in that regard. You'd think being open world would mean there's more room to find cool loot by exploring, but in practice you just find a lot of crafting materials.

                Is there anything in vidya more Reddit than crafting? It's a goyslop feature.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's arguably one of the worst parts of Elden Ring. Completely pointless mechanic, I think the only consumables I ever used were volcano pots on a Strength build because they're piss easy to make. Anyone that uses consumables for shit like PvP just cheats them in anyway.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you don't know shit. Elden Ring crafting system is great

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you think it's great? It's just like every other goyslop crafting system. Muh turn items into other items :DDD

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What is "great" about it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Instead of getting objects you might not use you get ingredients that can craft specifically what you need

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, opposed to getting an ingredient that is only useful for this specific item that I wont know how to make until I stumble on the list to give me the knowledge to make it to make that same object I might not use? The fact so many people outright ignore the crafting system tells you how shit it is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                imagine not making golden raisins for Torrent

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh, opposed to getting an ingredient that is only useful for this specific item
                All ingredients are used for more items
                >that I wont know how to make until I stumble on the list to give me the knowledge to make it to make that same object I might not use?
                The biggest advantage is that you can choose the type of projectile, buffs, consumable or throwable according to your needs and get a larger sum of it in early-mid game.
                It means that if I won't use a bow I won't get hundreds of arrows I don't need because I can get darts or pots instead and vice versa
                >The fact so many people outright [HEADCANON]

                But I never need any of that shit. I would rather get a weapon or piece of armor that I might use, or even some runes to buy what I want to use, than get crafting materials that I will never use.

                >But I never need any of that shit.
                yeah you are too moronic to use basic tools, doesn't mean others won't

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >used for more items
                Doesn't matter. Even then, you're wrong, because I know of one crafting item, Miquella's lily, this is only used for one single item. There's probably more. It's still shit.
                >choose
                so why cant i just buy the arrows, firebombs, whatever from the dozens of merchants scattered around the map?
                >headcannon
                It isnt, you can literally look it up and see so many posts talking about how they ignore it.
                Most of the crafting items aren't valuable, because you clearly dont' need them. The fact you do shows how shit at the game you are you have to rely upon gimmicks like that. They tossed it in the game because the open world was empty, and didn't know how else to make the player engage with this big empty open world. There's literally nothing to it, even Skyrim had more engagement with crafting for fricks sake.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >because I know of one crafting item, Miquella's lily, this is only used for one single item.
                Bewitching branch is a general tool and one of the strongest and most rare in game.
                It's not shit design exactly for this reason, it makes perfect sense but you are just desperate for any reason to shit on the game
                >so why cant i just buy the arrows, firebombs, whatever from the dozens of merchants scattered around the map?
                You can when you get to unlock the merchant for it. Before you had no choice but rely on drops fitting for you. Instead in Elden Ring you can get much more instead of having to wait for unlocking stuff in the shop
                >It isnt, you can literally look it up and see so many posts talking about how they ignore it.
                headcanon
                >Most of the crafting items aren't valuable, because you clearly dont' need them.
                You don't need anything in game
                >They tossed it in the game because the open world was empty, and didn't know how else to make the player engage with this big empty open world.
                yeah sure, they introduced firebombs and daggers because it's open world, moronic Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                actual moron
                >desperate for any reason to shit on the game
                There are so many issues I have with the game, I don't have to create one. Are you seriously trying to tell me this game is perfect?
                >but rely on drops fitting for you
                And how is that any different relying on drops in a wide open empty field waiting for you to pick up? It's even worse, because now the merchants have even less value.
                >much more instead of having to wait
                You still have to wait. You still have to go out and find the little spot that has what you need specifically for the item you want to craft, and you still need the list to craft it. So theres even more waiting.
                >headcanon
                google it.
                >don't need anything in the game
                Yeah, so why waste your time using a finite consumable as opposed to infinite, like swinging your melee weapon? Your weapon shows you wasting two items as if you accomplished anything.
                >introduced fireboms and daggers
                Not my point, fromdrone, and you know it.

                Crafting in Elden Ring requires no effort and is powerful
                Crafting in Skyrim is dogshit, there's no reason/advantage to do it, just pointless annoyances including literlaly watching cutscenes of your dude using pickaxes
                The Physick is also Alchemy but done right

                >no effort and is powerful
                and that's a problem right there. If its strong, it shouldnt require no effort. Its akin to spirit ashes, a gimmick to help shitty players like you and the other one.
                In Skyrim, you get the ingredients, each with four affects, have an entire skill tree dedicated to it, meaning it can become an entire playthrough either by using poison on your weapons/arrows, by slipping it into someones pocket, or used as a supporting skill.
                >no reason/advantage
                if it holds no advantage, then what the frick is it in Elden Ring?
                >pointless annoyances
                right, like running back and forth from the bonfire to pick up an item again and again. You can buy ores, gems, and ingredients from merchants to skip that anyway. Or loot the enemies that have it, or enter areas that already have it picked for you. You can even plant ingredients to grow them at your homes.
                >physick done right
                It's a shitty buff from a menu. Do you actually need all that to play the game?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no one is reading that.

                you forgot to reset your dilation alert btw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I read it.
                Because I’m not a Black person (people who are allergic to more than a paragraph of written text).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Crafting in Elden Ring requires no effort and is powerful
                Crafting in Skyrim is dogshit, there's no reason/advantage to do it, just pointless annoyances including literlaly watching cutscenes of your dude using pickaxes
                The Physick is also Alchemy but done right

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The fact so many people outright ignore the crafting system
                Then those same morons like you whine that the rot lake is sooo hard while chads like me pop one of 500 rot boluses I can craft on the spot because I actually played the game. Or use a sleeping pot on godskin duo, or fire pots on the hand creatures. Kys sperg

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Watching morons die in the rotlake because they never have the materials on hand will never not be funny. In a game that heavily stresses exploration no one ever wants to explore. I can count on one hand how many people i've seen pop a bolus or use spiralhorn/ant head at the rot lake.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice fanfiction
                I have never complained about the difficulty in this game. there isnt even anything in rot lake, just fricking run to the end, bro it aint hard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But I never need any of that shit. I would rather get a weapon or piece of armor that I might use, or even some runes to buy what I want to use, than get crafting materials that I will never use.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything. I can craft anti-rot items, arrows, weapon enhancements etc from items I previously looted in the world while exploring. And I dont have to constantly travel to a vendor. Keep seething.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is that not how it's supposed to work in videogames?
          Not necessarily. Most weapons are side-grades unless they are specifically well suited to your build or somber weapons that you can't just infuse to match your stats.

          If you haven't done weeping peninsula yet, there's a claymore in castle morne . Also, pay attention to the orange marks on your map that look like cigarette burns.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Enemies are definitely starting to take more hits to kill so why am I not finding weapons with higher stats/damage?

          is this your first souls game? You don't constantly get a series of improving weapons that cause you to throw away the previous one, the weapons are roughly even in terms of stats with some variability in base damage and stat scaling, and it comes down to preference of moveset and aesthetics for which one you upgrade

          there are 21 greatswords in the game, you could have found a claymore and bastard sword in weeping peninsula, along with the knight's greatsword being dropped from enemies in limgrave

          tl;dr version: yes, you're expected to upgrade your weapon, there isn't a linear progression of ever-increasingly potent weapons, and upgrade materials can not only be farmed or found in the world, but you can get items that allow you to buy them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The world of warcraft brain on this moron.
          >dude where's my purple colored +5% damage to insect type enemies but only during a full moon BiS? Where's my crit and haste?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Being fair, ER would be a lot better if weapons you found later in the game were partially upgraded. Would certainly make swapping before fricking farum azula less of an annoyance.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people who are big into soulslikes are the biggest autists of all gamer types

    I know a guy who did like 17 NGs on ds3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I know a guy who did like 17 NGs on ds3
      Hi that's me ama

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do I increase my field of view in that game?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's what good video games do

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe because it`s a fun game with replayability? People are also preparing their characters for the upcoming DLC

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm still playing it and i hardly ever replay games

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good game with tons of replay value. This might be hard for you to understand if you haven't played much beyond fotm slop.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of these pics i can actually chuckle at

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it one of the only genuinely good games of this decade? That might have something to do with it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1) its a good game
    2) you might not explore everything on your first run
    3) you may wish to play it from the start with a new build

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does NG+... add anything to the game? Does it even make it harder?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's your typical FROM game NG+. Enemies and resource gains scale, you get another chance to pursue quests you fricked up due to jank progression systems and also collect the artificially quantity-gated upgrade materials in an open world game with hundreds of weapons.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The DLC is just around the corner.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk I started playing it again recently to get an new non-overleveled character for the dlc and multiplayer stuff

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty average player count for Soulsshit, a far cry from Bald Gays where 6 million were simultaneously heads over heels over it yet you didn't know a single person who was playing it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yet you didn't know a single person who was playing it.
      Maybe you should start by knowing a single person then.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you have fun in elden ring again? I feel like the open world really hurts its replayability since riding around on your horse for the majority of the run is a chore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah for real. why can't the game just have like a map that you choose where you go and then it drops you into the area for you to explore. in fact, frick exploring, it should just play a cutscene that shows the area and auto collects any items, and then sends you straight to fight the boss. and frick actually fighting the boss, it should just have some quick time prompts to make me have to play the game even less.

      why do you even play games, you homosexual?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this HOWEVER at least you can skip all the filler catacombs and caves that you don't want to do so it's not so bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >skip all that is optional
        >game is a 10 hour long boss rush
        That's what I did, and my enjoyment kinda plummeted. Altus Plateau is the peak, Weeping Peninsula was what the areas should've been. Smaller, more compact areas and a legacy dungeon at the end.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me the game peaks at Farum Azula and the Haligtree

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Haligtree
            Shit, i forgot to do that area. I dont think I have the grit to play the game again, i dont have my saves anymore either. redpill me on it.
            >Farum Azula
            It was alright. I liked Maliketh, but I still think he's a bit over tuned. And Plasticdick gave me a headache fighting him, glad I killed him on the first try since he didnt have any health at all. Or maybe I was OP, because I had to come back after Elden Beast. Cool boss fight, though, one of the best dragons bosses in the series I'd say.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >one of the best dragons bosses in the series I'd say.
              absolutely fricking agree

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are 8 billion people on earth. Does 65,000 of them playing Elden Ring really seem like that many?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pretty average player count for Soulsshit, a far cry from Bald Gays where 6 million were simultaneously heads over heels over it yet you didn't know a single person who was playing it.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bro how the frick does not dark souls 4 have so many players?
    silly shills with no concept of current year good games.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >panic roll away from the roll catch impale move

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    terminally obsessed. the japanese are just better than you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ywnbj.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should trying playing video games sometime.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you think ER is doing numbers you should peek Starfield bro fr fr

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Why is is becoming worse?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      base damage down, strength scaling up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I should avoid messing around with the ashes of war because it lowers base damage then?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At some point you can have the infusion type separate from from whatever ash you choose, but IIRC you need some kind of item first.
          When it comes to the pic - Heavy will overtake Standard once you pump more points into Strength, the base damage is lower but the scaling gets a lot better.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It gets better when your stats are higher so you actually get more damage out of it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just use standard (or status effects) until, what other people said.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes thats what scaling with strength means. as your strength goes up the weapon damage goes up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At some point it increases while leveling it up, mine is at... +15 or so.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You changed the prefix to Heavy, reducing the base damage but increasing the STR scaling

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see this
    wdyd?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cast heal twice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jump heavy into R1 with my Greatsword.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK THIS THING
      >FRICK THIS THING
      FRICK THIS THING
      >FRICK THIS THING
      FRICK THIS THING
      >FRICK THIS THING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dodge to the side and hit him twice, once if my weapon is slow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HEAL homie!

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It might be a good game or something idk

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered the DLC coming out in two months may have prompted people to jump back in?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I go DEX/FTH or DEX/ARC for my 5th character?
    I'm tempted to do a dual daggers build.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dex/arc is actually busted because of Morgott's sword and bloody helice.
      Daggers are great but you need buffs, a multi-hit talisman, and status.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, there are some neat looking weapons for DEX/ARC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Should I go DEX/FTH or DEX/ARC for my 5th character?

      How many unique weapons do you usually use or plan to use that fit your requirements? I know you mentioned dagger but obviously you’ll probably dab in more than 1 weapon. That’s how I think about making builds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I usually plan it around using some of the somber weapons that scale with both stats and a specific category for normal weapons, but most of the time I end up settling with something else altogether.
        Wanted to use Meteoric Ore Blade and Onyx Curved Greatsword on my last playthrough, ended up maining GUGS basically the entire game. Same with the STR/ARC playthough - wanted to do Marais, ended up using Grave Scythe and the Great Stars.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think FTH is probably one of the worst types but I have a heavy bias because arcane because of the cooler weapons. Besides, when you look at the unique fairh stuff, they lean more towards strength scaling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know how people can default to guts sword on str int when blaidds exists honestly.
          I haven't yet done a radahn str int onxy sword playthrough though, but I have "quality" tax int which is baller.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well I did dex/int playthough previously role playing as a Carian knight. This time I wanted to go all gravity related and blaidds doesn't really mesh with that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go full FTH with min str and dex for weapon requirements to use any weapon you want, it's fun as frick and FTH has so many cool spells to use

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another butthurt Dragon’s Floppa 2 fan. Try making more than 2 zones after 12 years.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Dragons Dogma 2 flop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was just the first game but worse

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe tendie

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pretty fun game. I'm about to go play some rn

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >DS3 player can no longer spam roll his way through the game
    loving every laugh

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tencent and chink bots

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the japanese Skyrim with normalBlack folk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They hated him because he told them the truth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you dare compare that filthy troony game to Skyrim.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you dare compare that filthy troony game to Skyrim.

      It's a bullshit comparison, but the Elder Scrolls world, skill and magic system, and roleplay elements with Dark Souls combat would pretty much make the coolest game ever.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brutally mogged by Fallout 4

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >monkey masher is getting fricked
    Oh no, how did it happen?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's just a good game

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so hard to invade or do pvp when I'm in SL 70? I don't want to be too OP so I capping myself at 70

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible, unfair game
    I literally did nothing wrong here, the game just decided to kill me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The boss fights are the least interesting part of every souls game.
      >time to lock on and press the dodge button at the right time
      Yawn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that grab is entirely dodgable (stop panic rolling and learn to use FRICKING sprint!! (and jumping ground slams) as a method of avoiding damage people its been two years.)

      if this was the webm where the guy gets oneshot in the phase transition from a third foot stomp from before the phase transition you'd have a point. I don't like that attack I still don't know how to actually dodge it, I just out DPS'ed him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop panic rolling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >recovery to big build up frickhuge area attack immediately cancelled into leap grab
      Oh right, that's why I dropped these kusoge.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >panic roll in a straight line away from the telegraphed long distance straight thrust
    >frick this game is shit
    Morgott filters panic rollers hard and it’s delightful. Margitt does it too

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >spam panic roll
    >post a webm as if doing that is an epic dunk

    so embarrassing

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick does this shit have so many players 2 years after release?

    I just looked at my Steam account, my brother just got the "found all Talismans" achievement.
    I'm doing everything in my power not to play until the DLC, but I'm twitching.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're definitely botting the numbers. Fromshits want to deny this but the souls formula is getting old.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whatever helps you sleep at night

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    autists, people that like pvp, and people that want to play/replay it before the DLC drops.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Main audience are women and "women". Real men play Nioh or Rise of Ronin

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you must be new here

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally chink and indian bot shills

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't do anything wrong here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using a greatsword
      that was your mistake

      exploring the game and fighting the common enemies with all the equipment you find is so fun, but once I get to bosses, it feels like shit. they attack so often and i really dislike how their punish window is literally during their attacks. My second playthrough I decided to use Spirit Ashes and it effectively turns their AI off.
      there's no middle ground for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't do anything wrong then why did you die?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not shit you filtered pleb

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >appeals to trannies
    >makes the quick buck from chinks and pajeets since they worked on their games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the game about how women and degenerates ruin everything appeals to trannies
      ???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >body type a and b
        >girlboss ranni did nothing wrong and transitioned out of her body
        >all female characters look repulsive like most soulsborne ones

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >girlboss ranni did nothing wrong and transitioned out of her body
          She plunged the world into a horrific civil war and was tricked into accidentally serving the evil god of a defunct civilization. Ranni's crew consists of a pervert who wants to rape her, a schizophrenic dumbass who wears a tinfoil hat, a literal dog, and herself, a literal puppet. Did you think the choice to make her a puppet was arbitrary? That it didn't have very obvious implications?
          >all female characters look repulsive
          No they did a very good job with them. The only one that looks a bit off is Rya, and that one is pretty well justified.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ranni's crew consists of a pervert who wants to rape her
            what’s wrong with that?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's evidence that she's a dumbass, and the game knows she's a dumbass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rya is the best girl in the game you prostitute

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She's easily top 5, maybe even top 3, but I was talking about her model, not her personality

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>all female characters look repulsive like most soulsborne ones

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick, you are so bad. STOP GETTING HIT
    FAILURE IS A CHOICE

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this bullshit, I even rolled at the correct time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      roll to the side fool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The eternal classic

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    occam's razor: its a good game people want to play

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im having fun

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like miners

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that anyone who likes this particular FromSlopware is a cooked wagie who has never completed Bloodborne or Sekiro.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    picture a white male
    he is in his room, depressed
    he has never developed a personality
    he jerk offs out of habit but feels nothing
    he hasn't kept in touch with a single high school friend
    he tries to socialize in multiplayer games but he's boring
    has no job, no prospects in life
    too emotionally frail to land a girlfriend
    posts on Ganker hourly but doesn't get any attention either
    suddenly he notices a video game has become mainstream for being difficult
    he has all the time in the world so he plays it 16h a day
    he has mastered the tough video game
    but he receives no adulation
    he discovers he can forcefully invade others to show how cool he is
    so he continues playing it
    and he invades
    and invades
    and invades
    and invades
    [...]
    growing ever bitter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      making the game offline consumes less time than writing all that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That Pajeet didn't even write it.
        He just used a fricking GPT prompt.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek do you assume that because I used [...]?
          what an illiterate idiot

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good game.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look, I don't know how this is possible.
    People tell me this is the tutorial boss and I have been stuck on him for 9 hours now. I pretty much learned his entire moveset and still get hit by undodgeable bullshit combo with perfect dodging on my part.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats some shitty dodging tho, this boss is easier but you sure make it look hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can leave, get some better weapons, materials, all that and then come back. Weapon level matters more than your actual stats, and also dump as many points into vigor as possible. use Spirit ashes as well. he isnt the tutorial boss, and you can skip him as well

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you can skip him as well
        How do you enter the lake area without fighting him?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, you can just go around. I don't have a map, but there's an icon of a person next to a bridge to the right of the stormviel castle. Go past her on the bridge and follow the path, should be pretty obvious.
          If you still can't find it, I guess I can make a quick doodle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You mean the finger reading crone? The bridge is completely busted.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, her. At the end of the bridge, just look around to your left, should be an item down below to tell you it's safe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try blocking with your shield.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to let go of the fear of death, then you can calmly wait until the right moment to dodge. but try using a shield with 100% physical block, and put Barricade Shield on it, then you can block anything, and block counter freely

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HURR DURR WE MADE LE HARD GAME WHERE YOU GET HIT WHEN YOU DODGE, YOU DIED :*~~*~~)
    homosexual wienersuckers that buy and shill this crap deserve to die

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kevin armor
      >That vigor
      >Probably got that weapon dropped by his boyfriend
      The jokes write themselves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick do you dodge so much?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha, I've seen this happen since DeS
      But damn, the player is a complete sperg, no wonder he got killed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dodges too early and gets hit when invincibility frames end

      skill issue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fromtrannies will defend this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Defend what, the obvious frickoff aoe shockwave shown in the webm? You got splattered. Pick yourself up, wipe the blood off your nose, and be more careful when you try again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >aoe shockwave
          Lol. Lmao.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Skip to eight seconds on the webm. See that big ass conical puff of air? That's what people with functioning eyes would call a shockwave. Those tend to hurt when you're in their range.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shockwaves
          lmfao the ds2 troon strikes again

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes yes I know the idea of an attack having a damaging effect even when you aren't getting hit with the main attack must be shocking. Wait until you find out that grenades don't have to hit you with the explosion or shrapnel to cause you harm too.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              your rotten axewound reeks, troon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying I would lower myself to the status of a female, let alone a fake one
                You got any actual arguments or are you just gonna keep trying to stir the pot? Only one of those things is going to get you that next (you) that you're craving.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >wait
    >roll
    >attack
    >repeat ad infinitum
    >that's the entire game
    What a trash series.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post some funny webm

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Skyrim Black person arguining that alchemy or crafting is done better in its Stealth archer simulator
    lol
    lmao even

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >awful pvp webm
      I accept your concession.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People preparing for the DLC, probably.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just doing my build in anticipation of the DLC
    Just clearing out the Atleus Plateau right now

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stellar blade will will put er on life support in a week

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh I wonder. It's almost like they just announced an upcoming DLC that's only going ton be accessible in a bonus optional area behind an optional boss that a lot of people didn't do so folks are currently getting ready for the DLC / getting their builds and characters ready for it or something...

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tis a good game.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Schizos now pass their time looking at charts for games they hate
    >Become mad at it
    >Come here and makes thread about it
    What leads a person to this?

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The funny thing about this webm is the fact that this actually shows why roll spam isn’t an issue. Black person makes the game look even better hahahaa

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are morons still unironically pretending elden ring doesn't have input reading? like, it's one thing to say input reading isn't bad game design and not a valid critique, that's whatever. but people are still pretending is just doesn't exist at all? fromdrones really are something else.

    >uhmm ackshually it's animation reading
    what is causing the animation to occur? does the game decide to run animation at a random interval without player input?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't deny it exists at all, I just don't get why people cope so hard about it
      enemies dodging spells effectively was long overdue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody denies that its there, its effects on gameplay are completely overblown. If you want to fault ER for having input reading, you have to fault Demons Souls and DS1 as well. Tell me how many times you can savely heal against Gwyn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >elden ring doesn't have input reading?
      Malenia doesn't have hyperarmor, block and dodge because of input reading, it's a reaction to the second hitstun in a very short window to avoid stunlocks since she's easy to stun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anyone whining about her having input reading can just be straight up ignored
        all she does is read range which is easily testable. If you constantly run really far away she just starts spamming waterfowl, if you stay right next to her she will spam normal swings, if you keep a bit of a gap she will spam the gap closer attack where she swings her sword really fast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there is a difference between animation reading an input reading, idiot. Every input triggers the reaction, not every animation does. Fromsoftslop was always a knowledge check more than anything and this is just a part of it.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    55k isn't even that many. What are you mad about?

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I replayed with some friends recently using the seamless coop mod. I cant believe I replayed a game that long, but it was just as fun as I remembered, and a new experience doing it with friends.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good game and DLC hype. Rent free Shazamtron

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how people are invested in these type of autism games. I bought this garbage for 60 dollars. I still don't know where to go and what to do on this fricking garbage. Also frick those tanky ass boss fights. Tell me to gitgud I don't give a shit.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    50k+ player yet only 10 people playing vanilla game so no coop no invasion
    Seamlesstrannies was a mistake
    You will find more invasion in ds3 than er

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone complaining about input reading is fricking braindead. It took the godskin apostle fireballing as I drank twice and I realized I had to adapt my playstyle to heal at a greater distance. You're whining about being bad at the game, it's pathetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and then you learn that any time he does that attack it's free damage
      it's such a moronic thing to cry about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I realized I had to adapt my playstyle to heal at a greater distance.
      The funny thing about this whining is, you dont even need to create distance to heal. You can simply heal when the boss gives you an opening to attack. Every boss has enough downtime to let you sip during an opening. What is even funnier is that I tested this on Margit, the one shitters cry about the most, and some of the openings he gives you allowed me to use the healing flask 4 times in a row LMAO.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fromshitware is playing Gaben?
    do you really think from is using bot to bloat steam player numbers or you think that the numbers are given by from software from their servers? either way you are a complete moron

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder that fromsoft game are not challenging
    Masculine men plays nioh2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Magara whopped my ass harder and longer than any boss in the Souls series

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God forbid people might enjoy playing an extremely well made game with a lot of replay value

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Extremely well made game
      That's your autism talking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >extremely well made
      Tell me you’re a normie without telling me you’re a normie.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pvp

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the newest generic action slop with multiplayer

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that I'll be using the same shitty Claymore from now until I finish the game because apparently there are no direct upgrades in this game is kinda killing my will to keep going honestly. I just reached Liurnia.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Big ass game
    >Lots of character builds=replayability
    >Missable quests/items/bosses
    >Online mode
    >Revisiting it for its aesthetics
    I didnt really like Elden Ring, but I get why is still popular. It has so many shit to do in there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's fake replayability only asians could invent

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >that panic roll
    >"The GAME IS SHIT!"
    I don't see how people can make these webm and not feel embarrassed.
    these have to be baits just to get (you)s, right?

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Elden Ring is overrated.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do a FTH playthrough for the DLC
    >decide to give the Godslayer a try
    >that unique moveset
    >sexy as frick
    >WA murders everything
    bros.. I'm falling in love...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godslayer is god tier when you actually spec for it properly. The stats try to tell you it's dex leaning but it's actually closer to quality.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dogshit ash of war = dogshit weapon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The frick are you on
          The AOW is what makes the weapon so incredible

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >using weapons for their ash
            Pathetic. It's a weapon to hit things with first, any other special shit tacked on amounts to little more than an afterthought.

            so which is it

            Defend what, the obvious frickoff aoe shockwave shown in the webm? You got splattered. Pick yourself up, wipe the blood off your nose, and be more careful when you try again.

            didn't read, the game is poorly made and that's there is to it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              homie two people can have different opinions on the weapon. I barely use ashes so to me they mean nothing. I simply like the weapon's moveset.
              >didn't read, the game is poorly made and that's there is to it
              Then you'll continue to die because you have the observational skills of a moronic mole.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >using weapons for their ash
          Pathetic. It's a weapon to hit things with first, any other special shit tacked on amounts to little more than an afterthought.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godslayer is god tier when you actually spec for it properly. The stats try to tell you it's dex leaning but it's actually closer to quality.

      I really want to do a godslayer run for the DLC
      Unsure how to start it tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >completely removed hyper armor from the weapon art
      0 reason to use over any weapon that can equip black flame tornado

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kinoring..

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fromsoft games (or at least their souls/souls related games) always have a longevity beyond what most would expect. That aside they're two months away from the DLC release. A lot of people are likely either just getting into it because of the hype or revisiting it to tie up loose ends or prepare for when SoE drops.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked dark souls 1 and 3 but this game is an absolute below mid for me
    I hated the way area was spaced out and was basically a giant corridor
    castles were also pretty bland and copy pasted everywhere
    area like cealid could've been a lot better overall this game felt pretty cheap in it's execution

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people only care about Fromsoft's soulslop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mecha shit is incredibly niche. Hitting a monster with a sword is something anyone can enjoy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely upset fromsoft will be stuck making soulslop forever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You really don’t want me to post the top 50 builds of this game and embarrass you. It’s fromsoft’s worst balanced game to date.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now you've got me curious, post that shit son.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >roll spammer getting filtered
    you love to see it

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playing through Elden Ring right now and here are my thoughts
    >open world was a bad decision. the only interesting parts of the game are the legacy dungeons.
    >copy paste ruins, catacombs and so on have nothing interesting going for them
    >copy paste bosses galore that give little thematic reason for being where they are without some major leaps in patching story issues
    >some bosses are designed to make you want to cheese them rather than learn them
    >most of the exploration areas within the legacy dungeons such as Stormveil/Raya Lucaria are worse than previous games. Very little narrative or mechanical reward overall
    >change to attunement was stupid
    >camera for giant bosses is still bad for no reason even though sekiro fixed it
    >certain bosses or enemies are put in totally inappropriate locations where they phase through nearby walls and otherwise encourage uninteresting tactics to fight them because of the restrictions
    >game was gasping for a morrowind style journal system for quests because of the increased map size
    >the insane dragon copy and paste and the fact their movesets are very plain jane to deal with aside from that one fire breath attack that forces you to use the horse
    >badly paced upgrade materials that mean you don't want to experiment with all the cool ashes of war you get
    >all those random ass enemy mobs on the map that give zero incentive to engage with them
    >special mention to the flower mobs that will never ever give you interesting loot and take too long kill and there's a bunch of them for some reason

    If they make a sequel to this game, they should at least give the open world a lot more intractability to make you not want to speed through it on a horse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AI generated opinions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm having a blast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but running past all the content to the boss door is a time honored tradition

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else waiting for the new bonefist? Only reason I am getting the dlc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want the kung fu kicks and the crucible incants/ashes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know they probably won't do this, but I'd fricking love to see a judgement cut ash of war.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1w
    dlc hype

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