How the FRICK is this a weapon capable of inflicting lethal injuries?

How the FRICK is this a weapon capable of inflicting lethal injuries?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blunt force trauma from getting hit with a giant metal rod?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Blunt
      He literally cuts a skyscrapper in KH 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KH2's final battle kicked sooooooooooo much ass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And it was sick sick so so sick

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In real life, maces are about 3 pounds (1.5 kg). If that keyblade is really made of metal, it's probably heavier than 3 pounds. But still moronic.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Magic

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's never accidentally stabbed himself with his keys
    That shit hurts OP.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It unlocks your heart

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever been hit on the head with a big metal pole?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It can spawn meteors, take souls from bodies, close portals and you think it can't magically get super sharp?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should I play BBS or just watch the cutscenes be honest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What moron automatically considers watching a games cutscenes only. Either play it and experience it or don't. Fricking zoomers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes or no.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you keep in mind that it's a PSP game, it's a fairly fun time. Same with DDD (which was on 3DS). They weren't quite up to the level of consoles but I'd kill for another game like them over the nothing we're getting now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        play through Ventus' story, if you like it, play through the rest,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. People try thinking too hard about not real shit. Meanwhile our governments are verifiable ran by pedophiles but no no that's too far can't be true.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stand still OP I'm gonna beat you with a sledgehammer

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought it depended on the shape of the keyblade you have equipped. If you have Kingdom Key or Metal Chocobo equipped, then it's a blunt instrument. But if you are using Fenrir or KH1 Ultima Weapon, then it's an actual sword.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At worst it's a metal pipe, at best it's a jagged axe.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keyblades are metaphysical weapons that attack your heart/soul

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The strength of the wielder matters I'm sure, but there's probably some type of "light aura" that helps it dispel specifically beings of darkness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should have added picture.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blunt force trauma.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It unlocks the power of autismo rage. An ability that is undefeated on Ganker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sora doesn’t seem like a particularly rage filled guy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sora is a case of tard strength

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Sora's rageful and incredibly negative but hides it behind a happy face and putting others first.

        There's a reason the dude spawns Darksides, Roxas, partially shapes Vanitas and went from having a Heartless that looks like him to being able to turn into that Heartless while berserk and then being able to WILLINGLY turn into that Heartless while keeping the Keyblade and full control with the thing being literally called "Rage Form".

        Sora, Roxas and Terra are the 3 Keyblade wielders that Xehanort always jobs to and the reason is because all three of them hate him so much that they're literally too mad to die or stay dead. Terra's will and soul fight to stick around and bring him back. Roxas' lingering anger and desires help him stick around long enough to hijack a body and Sora can willingly revive himself and keep fighting until he wins. Master Xehanort steals all of the light from Sora and that should've left him as an empty husk or weak Heartless and instead, he just swaps to darkness and briefly turns into a miniature humanoid Moon Presence out of pure rage and nukes Xehanort before taking his light back.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nah, Sora's rageful and incredibly negative but hides it behind a happy face and putting others first.
          he just like me fr

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It BONKs

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The true keyblade can transform into anything the welder imagines. It’s why Sora was never a master. All he and Riku ever did was swing it around. Compared to guys who actually trained, like Terra and Aqua, who uses the key blade as armor, a bike, even various fire arms and magical weapons. Air starts to master it more as the series progress, with him being to transform his blade into various other forms. By the 4th one, he’ll probably master the armor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Riku STILL can't do it and he's a Master. Mickey can't, either. That's not the reason cause there is no actual reason. It doesn't matter anyways cause the so-called "Masters" couldn't get the job done at the end of the day while Sora's the one who stepped up and actually took down the Organization and Xehanort and got the X-Blade, which was always meant for him. Dude legit got the original of all Keyblades properly handed and bequeathed to him. The others wouldn't even be alive without him in the first place. Far as I'm concerned, he's more of a master than anybody else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sora is stronger than all of them, probably put together. he's a literal keyblade idiot savant.

        Stronger doesn’t mean more skilled. His heart is more pure and connects easily with others, so he’s better at beating the darkness, but he’s the worst when it comes to mastery of the key blade.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sora is stronger than all of them, probably put together. he's a literal keyblade idiot savant.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see you tank getting hit by a mace.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean a game where worlds are small floating rocks exists for planets, talking cartoon animals, mermaids, dark monsters, and magic exist and this is your realism complaint? I bet you felt really smart making this post.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't sora just sharpen the point?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It damages heartless and 95% of enemies in the game are heartless, though it's funny because some of the reaction commands and attacks show it as a slashing weapon, like a bladed weapon such as a sword and it has no edge/sharpness. It's capable of transforming into just about anything so it doesn't really matter. The number of things we've seen the keyblade capable of doing is insane, so I just roll with it at this point. In KH3 it can turn into a fricking gun and also a spear.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright bros, it's that time. Post your favorites.
    For me it's the Aubade, Roxas' samurai sword that only appears in Days with the only explanation of it being that it comes from the Mystery Gear which "brings out his personality". I get that his gimmick is dual wielding now and forever, but if they ever wanted to bring him back to a single blade, this one's it. Also explains why he commands the samurai nobodies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Leviathan.

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