How to get pokegirl gf irl?

Where can I meet girls my age (21) that grew up playing Pokémon and are still fans? What type of events do they go to? Should I redownload Pokémongo? Comic con maybe? I’m not the biggest fan and i haven’t played since gen 5 but it would be amazing to have someone to battle and trade Pokémon with and than have hot trainer cosplay seggs

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL get a pokefemboy and YOU WILL like him.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    feel free to slide into my dms~~~

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I can’t feel the softness and warmth of a 2d image

    feel free to slide into my dms~~~

    east coast?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not an American...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >east coast?
      Whoa whoa, easy there, GlowBlack person

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I met mine playing Go on Dratini community day. Been together since.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My version
    >part of Tumblr's hayday, big pokephilia scene
    >lots of various OCs taking questions and interacting with the community
    >become friends with a number of them, plenty of DM threads
    >lots of trading stories and art
    >close friends with one girl, lesser known but fun ideas and art
    >lewd DMs (but everyone was lewd DMing)
    >chat about everything, but especially Pokemon in all forms
    >turns to Snapchat friends
    >year later in-person meet
    >year later move in together
    >marriage
    >happy life happy wife

    Now how could that apply to you? As long as you don't care about friendzone, you could befriend girls who like Pokemon or are in communities focused on it. If you become more, great! If not, you made an internet friend who you can keep or slowly lose touch with over time, as so often happens.

    If you go in looking for a relation from the start, I'd think more likely to not succeed. Things like speed dating at cons might be more your starting point then.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do I meet women like this now that tumblr is basically dead?

      Guess I’ll pretty much have to learn how to draw or some shit too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good news, Twitter is constantly stabbing itself in the head, so some have been moving back. Bad news is there's no one place that is taking hold for all the artist refugees.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where do I meet women like this now that tumblr is basically dead?

          Guess I’ll pretty much have to learn how to draw or some shit too.

          What's up with people talking like no one uses tumblr anymore? It's a very active website with I'd argue a much better userbase than even this shitty board since all the idiots jumped ship after the porn "ban".

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm headed to an Anime Club for adults at my library later in the month. Here's hoping I find a cute girl or femboy there who at least tolerates Pokémon.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that’s nice but the moment I reveal I’m a girl the entire board has a meltdown about their precious safe space being invaded by an actual woman and start spamming troony. Most girls I know who still play Pokémon are fujo twitter artists.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda legit question, dunno if you would know. How do fujos feel about guy relations that involve trannies? Specifically, I've seen many cases of pervy online guy friends who become close, one or both turn trans, and they turn into "I love you for you" relationship. Does that still fulfill what fujos crave?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta, but
        >3dpd
        no
        >trans
        also no, women and "women" of any kind defeats the purpose of yaoi

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >also no, women and "women" of any kind defeats the purpose of yaoi
          nta but you don't know shit. Reverse traps are one thing me and fujoshits can see eye to eye on.
          Girl that looks like boy makes my heart confused and doki doki. Fujoshit just cares about boy going doki doki over boy-looking-person.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not gay if it's a guy with a reverse trap or a futanari.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know it's not gay, but fujoshits still love it. I've seen them.
              I'm pretty sure yurigays might be okay with straight traps, too. Maybe.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know it's not gay, but fujoshits still love it. I've seen them.
              I'm pretty sure yurigays might be okay with straight traps, too. Maybe.

              Wait a minute, I know for a fact they do.
              Here's a dedicated yuri artist that did a straight trap doujin https://exhentai.org/g/1843659/146672ad62/
              It's only a given fujoshits would like straight reverse traps even though it's not technically yaoi.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always found it funny how this board hates fujos so much but it is one of the few instances you will see anyone admitting a girl online is actually female

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker should create a /fujo/ board and be on our best behavior for a while to attract the smelly stinky fujo twitter refugees

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      all women I know that like pokémon only like it on a surface level because "pikachu and eevee cute" and from all the ones I've seen online, only asian ones go deep into it and have shit tons of merch and wear pokémon israeliteelry and accessories in public, but with normal clothes, so they look attractive and not nerds
      so, which one are you? and out of curiosity, from which country?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must be sheltered, I know women who have better knowledge of Pokemon than I do

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, I simply never went to pokémon related events and am friends with only 3 girls

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not sheltered I'm only friends with 3 girls
            ???

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      then post hair or gtfo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly anon, the internet is for men only.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post feet

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one girl points out she's a girl
    >thread devolves
    No wonder you guys have troubles IRL.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't because I got the last one. Hope you like boypussy.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How to get a pokegirl gf irl?
    You don't, look for a girl who liked pokemon as a child and yet still likes it, but not in the same obsessive way you do. Trust me homie.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop playing pokemon and start working out. become violent and lash out aggressively. have a 13 inch wiener.
    these are required to get a 3/10 gf that will cheat on you and wil make fun of you for playing pokemon. you will need at least 10k a month to get a loyal 2/10.
    be a billionaire that bathes in infant blood for a 10/10 loyal gf that plays pokemon.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thin and attractive girls very very rarely like pokemon tbh

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fujoshi

    I'll give you some very old sagely advice young anon
    lurk moar

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Curvy average women
    Good grief man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average curvy woman

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think you would ever get even close to any girl if you feel the need to ask this on Ganker, let alone /vp/

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP was born in 2002
    Frick when did these morons not go underage b&.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you don't

    biological females who like pokemon are unhinged, unbearable, annoying and stubborn, basically get ready to live with a girl who acts like a small child 90% of the time (though a good perk is the constant fricking)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until she tries to sue you for alimony, because your state has common law marriages, so you're on the hook because you were in a committed relationship and she dug up some medical forms where you named her as the beneficiary or point of contact.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >college year 2
    >get partnered with nerdy yet kind of cute girl in physics
    >hit it off instantly over pokemon
    >class ends
    >we stand up
    >she's fricking 6'1" while I'm a king of manlets at 5'10"
    >get her number and eventually start dating
    >fast forward to today
    >marrying her in 4 months
    Try going for some nerdy tall chicks. Worked out for me.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why limit yourself to girls?
    Find yourself a cute femboy who is into Pokemon.
    Odds are they're more well-adjusted than some c**t with a superficial interest in Pokemon and will actively engage with you in your hobbies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, take the femboy pill, and this is coming from a /misc/cel. women treat pokemon as just another quirky "aesthetic of the week". you'll never find one that has a genuine passion for it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My coworker has a passion for pokemon. She went into extreme detail explaining EVs/IVs to the casuals at work. She does seem slightly autistic though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >take the femboy pill, and this is coming from a /misc/cel

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about this topic gets me so fricking depressed it’s unreal.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are prison gay.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokégirls are either prostitutes or ultra autistic
    >I'm so lonely I don't mind
    No

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