How true is this meme?
*whistles for magic horse*
*autoruns on road to quest marker*
*toucan sam vision activates*
"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
"Come on, Roach"
*follows nose*
*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*
"OY BLOODY 'ELL f***ING C*NT s*** f*** C*NT, IT'S A f***IN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM"
"s*** you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
"Come on, Roach"
*autoruns on road back to village*
"OY BLOODY f*** C*NT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY f***ING C*NT?"
"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper*
"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
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True for about 80% of the quests
Missing the *10 gold coins received* accurate otherwise
Pretty damn accurate.
as someone who loved this game, extremely accurate of most side quests and half the main quests if not a bit more
>as someone who loved this gam
Just say "normalgay" and keep it concise.
what are your favourite games?
>inb4 no response
Tiny Tina wonderlands
Battlefield 2042
Babylon’s Fall
Horizon Forbidden West
Zootopia
Fight Club
Top Gun
Uncharted 4
Frozen 2
It’s not a bad game, I just know half the people that hate it play some trannie JRPGs or VNs.
A lot the witchery quests are like that and pretty much all the contracts, but a lot of the main quests and a few specific side quests have more complex situations, usually involving some interesting side characters where you have a fair amount of player agency.
i played it and my memories are
>played all game and dlcs at once
>enjoyed some parts but was indifferent for the most of it
>combat kind of sucked but at least it forced me to learn some mechanics so i would payed attention and not fall asleep
>was exhausted by the end of the vampire dlc
>somehow got the best ending and my friend was convinced that i looked up a guide or something
i have 0 desire to replay it though
game is way to long and I'm dreading to replay most of it
about accurate
even still I enjoyed it more than red dead 2
Most of the monster contracts are kind of like that but it doesn't really apply to the side quests.
Witcher 3 is my favorite game of all time and that's pretty accurate.
the worst design choice is the oils for your blades.
it's a pointlessly tedious extra step and the game never pits you against enemies of different types, so every fight feels the same.
>I'm fighting beasts...beast oil
>fighting undead...undead oil
>fighting vampires...vampire oil
Instead of
>hmmm there are undead and beasts, I need to consider their numbers and which I want to take out faster
also it's always a poor design choice to have the player in the menus that often.
literally spent a hundred hours playing this game t completion, dlcs included. i can tell you that this describes the gameplay fricking perfectly. shittiest combat of all time
very true
I still find all the quests (I completed so far, 30+ hours in rn) very fun anyway, there is always at least one unique thing in them. Leagues ahead of Skyrim "go to that draugr cave and fetch that thing" anyhow.
Not enough Gwent.
>" ALALALALALALALALA
gets me every time, worst part of that game
I like the "alalala".
very accurate. There's no playing in this game. It does everything for you. Fights also get very easy quickly, even on the highest lvl. I don't know what people see in this crap. Story is cringy shit too. The only good things are immersive world with a nice graphics and monster design. But that's not enough for a game. I played some and then i dropped it.
>meet a dog
>reddit music starts playing
I really wish I had heard about the pozzing in this game over the years everyone screeched aboutt how good it is. I'm seeing bugs, bad animations, and gay shit all over. Probably gonna be dropping this one too.
in 2015 witcher was based trad and redpilled. Now it's pozzed.
Completely wrong.
You can't autorun to quest markers.