How we feeling about the new jobs?

How we feeling about the new jobs?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more excited for Beastmaster even though it's gonna be an exclusive job like Blue Mage, and I never even leveled Blue Mage.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're both kinda crap looking, honestly
    I hope the jobs I already play get neat buttons

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll try them out

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another melee job with no real identity or niche
    >another caster with a forced identity and no rez
    It's bad. No one is going to play them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forced identity
      What in the actual frick does this even mean

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        just another meaningless doomposter meme

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you actually watched the fanfest JP is super excited for picto
      Newsflash nobody cares about your epic first week 28 hours a day raid progression

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another melee job with no real identity or niche
      ironically this is exactly what makes viper a class people want. the one thing this game was really missing from the list of standard rpg classes was just stock warrior dps man. I've seen a lot of people complain that they played rogue and then got a little peeved that instead of dual wielding you mostly do ninja magic because they aren't final fantasy oldgays that know ninja was mostly about casting spells and doing weird supporting stuff aka how it plays in this game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another melee job with no real identity or niche
      We haven't even seen its major gimmick yet you gay lord, but even then it fixes the ninja issue.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it fixes
        The shill is here.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the ninja issue
          wowgay words

          So true, golbez armor albeit?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day rogue gay

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              But what of the no cat ear hood?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no wood in cheesie burger

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the ninja issue
        wowgay words

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another melee job with no real identity or niche
      Viper actually does fill a niche, though. A lot of people want to play a rogue without any of the ninja magic shit. We're going to see the same thing in the expansion after Dawntrail when they finally introduce a bow-wielding class that isn't tied to bard's goofy minstrel aesthetic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >finally introduce a bow-wielding class that isn't tied to bard's goofy minstrel aesthetic.

        I always thought they'd add a "hunter" themed job at some point that uses big crossbows

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, Viper IS a hunting job. Ironically it's I think the only Job-Job that even has a basis in hunting, as even something like Bard is the aforementioned minstrel output that de-emphasized the Archer origins, unless you consider Dragoons as strictly intended for dragon hunting.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dancer is about hunting for semen.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I also thought crossbows seemed like an obvious pick. Maybe that plus a more "low-tech gadget" sort of vibe (traps, poisons, etc.), similar to the artificer/tempest archer classes from dragon age

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can be a rogue
        >Can be a pirate
        >Can be an armored swordsman
        >Can just be a duelist too
        I'm glad they added this, as much as I like a lot of the jobs in XIV, some of the animations are way too themed, but I get that outside of dragoon it's really hard to make something like MCH or BRD look like their respective inspirations without making them look completely generic.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One is going to be designed for morons and the other for women.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the difference?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        One is gayer

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >123
    >123
    >BURST!!! 12345678
    >Burst over
    >123
    >123
    >123-4

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the Ancients wanted to keep being not sundered they should have gotten gud and had their almighty god smite Venat, simple as, They lost so they were wrong.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      True.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally etoile from pso2 but final fantasized and the worst party member from 6 as a job....yeah hard pass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PSO2 invented dual blades and twinsabers
      Why is this site full of morons equivalent to places like Faceberg?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Venat was a white woman, she turned people into animals to frick them.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picto good. Viper meh

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viper is okay, I'll try it out.
    Pictomancer doesn't appeal to me at all, but I don't hate its existence. It's just one of those jobs I'm fine with existing, but don't plan to play myself.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pictomancer looks kino
    Viper looks like shit

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both look like they would bore me after 5 minutes and make me go back to ninja

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And a dattebayo to you too, my fellow weebbro.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Athene is coming back for 11.0
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    wow won

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gee, I wonder how many of them will roll their new troony dwarf race.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you never met any of these characters Are they some side quest npc since I skip them?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek i thought these were ingame NPCs and you were saying they'd be in 11.0 for some reason but then i realized they were IRL NPCs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be honest I would be fricking great if all eceleb homosexualry would frick off from xiv
      it was way better without them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss the days when the only eceleb talk was people mocking brappy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh for the most part is has, with the only real streamers being fricking Baldman and Japanese english speaking man.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casters are eating good, maybe Viper will be fast like MNK or something

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uwu weapon
      lmfao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this smug gremlin should beat the shit out of me
      sexually

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll play Viper just to be contrarian.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Viper to be contrarian
      Most of the people I talk to far prefer Viper over Pictomancer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a dual wielding sword class, it's going to have plenty of players.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stuck with shitty scouting gear
        Don't think so. If it was on maiming I would agree with you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh? Most people are going to be VPR on launch.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna be picking up DRG first thing myself, curious about the rework and the new AF looks sexy

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viper seems super bland. Pictomancer looks fine, but I don't like playing casters. Honestly I'm most excited to see how they'll frick AST up this time around.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean drg

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't play DRG. I've got too much muscle memory from the other melee and tanks. 5 button combos just feel wrong.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't worry it's getting turned into smn or rpr levels of braindead soon

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't care, I still won't be playing it beyond getting it to 100 at some point.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            dragoon is literally 12345678 rotation. it can't get simpler.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Make it 1-2-3 looped, add in 4-5 every minute then a 6 every two minutes. Positionals are also removed.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Positionals are also removed.
                I'll be genuinely surprised if they still exist at all.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same. I like positionals, but it looks like CBU3 is eager to nix them. They already soft-nixed them anyway.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think they will be removed. You still deal with them in fights like p11 and 12. Obviously platform wide bosses like pandemonium they are gone.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd be all for positional removal if that means the bosses we fight will become harder.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are they even changing DRG? It is the most stable DPS there is. You literally do 1234 rinse repeat on an endless loop. There is nothing to manage as they made the gauge a passive. Maybe have to keep an eye out for gaze stacking up with burst but that is it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably because there's no way to iterate on it anymore, and because the job fantasy isn't as strong as it perhaps could be.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beastmaster kino incoming

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    VPRbros... we lost

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once again, Krile wins

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you have the one with the pandemonium face?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I wish I did now

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very very interested in Viper after it was caught that the twinblade thing is not a "spender stance" because it doesn't have any buff particles flying about when it's done

    Pictomancer seems neat but little or nothing about how it plays was gleaned from it (this is par for reveal trailers, really) so I'll refrain from judgment on it

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the mage one looks cute, what is it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pictomancer.
      Paints its abilities with a brush.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        noice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pictomancer, draws to use magic
      Seen copying Blizzard IV, Stone IV, Thunder and Fire, summons a moogle to shoot a laser beam from one of the Mog bosses and "paints a landscape," Yoshida says it'll revolve around very long casts and instant casts

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it has "very long casts" it may end up with the single biggest damage button in the game (though obviously won't be top overall DPS)

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If it has "very long casts" it may end up with the single biggest damage button in the game
          >single biggest damage button in the game
          How we coping BLMbros ?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Coping about what? Ninja gods were always better than you

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            By shitting out more overall damage as always

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess we'll "cope" by still being the highest dps class.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt they'll make anything with a longer cast time than flare

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yoship will never let anything top blm

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              expect maybe BLM 2
              featuring a favorited lalafell

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                favorized, not favorited

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          God I hope not. I so fricking tired of them giving every job a big 1k+ potency attack. It makes your dps so rng reliant. You can play way better than someone else, but if they crit their big attack and you don't it literally doesn't matter and they'll out dps you anyway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yoshida says it'll revolve around very long casts and instant casts
        Sounds like blackmage

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does seem closer in general intent to Black Mage or Red Mage than it does to Summoner despite its actual power workings being closer to Summoner

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would have prefered Corsair and Time Mage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not Runefencer and Geomancer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would have fricking knelt if Mystic Knight was the caster but Pictomancer looks much neater than I thought I would. Gotta be honest I completely shitcanned any thought of Pictomancer because Relm is supremely boring in FF6.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krile becoming a Time Mage would have made a lot more sense since her grandfather was Galuf.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Lyon doesn't make an appearance in the Beastmaster quests I'm going to be pissed.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How we feeling about the new jobs?
    idk ask me when my 120s button is available again. XIV jobs are so boring

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Pictomancer doesn't have a fun little mode to paint pictures in the game like Bard has the ability to play instruments, then I'm dropping it.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    boring. the only new job I've cared about since HW was SGE

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Venat have a few fake scutscenes in Endwalker? By that I mean cutscenes showing things that never happened.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The final days aspect of EW was rushed in at the last second. The original plans were for a Garlean expansion. So they didn't have time to actually pace out the full events leading up to the Sundering or to make a proper cutscene for the battle between Hydaelyn and Zodiark.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        EW really is a mess like that, the start of the expansion and the end feel like two completely different things.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The final days/elpis stuff is way more fleshed out than anything with garlemald. Them scrapping all the garlemald legion shit with Bozja and Werlyt made it clear EW wasn't going to be a Garlean expansion for a long time

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The original plans were for a Garlean expansion.
        Honestly given how badly they handled Garlemald in the story, maybe it's better they skipped it.
        >noooo you have to feel sorry for these mass-murdering psychos who spent the last four expansions trying to slaughter everyone else in the world

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's only been happening during the last 30 years or so, Garleans were oppressed for hundreds if not thousands of years before that, something people love to ignore.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Garlean expansion would have been feasible if doma and ala mhigo hadn't been crammed into a single expansion with almost zero difference in how they were handled narratively

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      May as well ask why Elidibus got a metaphorical cutscene when explaining where WoL started

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was explained though, it's because his memory is mostly gone and he's actually a primal working off memories imbued by his original self.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong thing entirely, Elidibus reaching out and grasping Amano's WoL from behind was a metaphorical cutscene

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Elidibus reaching out and grasping Amano's WoL from behind was a metaphorical cutscene
            No it wasn't, the Amano WoL was an early Azem reincarnation from whom he got the idea when he sniffed the salvation-scented faith being directed toward him. He comments on him still fighting for the world even after being sundered.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the featureless black void wasn't metaphorical, uh huh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's because his memory is fricked. He only remembers bits and pieces.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quit being stupid just to disagree with me

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry you couldn't understand the thing that was explained to you in plain English.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry I have to read your posts and be wrongly corrected on which of two metaphors is actually a metaphor while I'm snowed in on a Friday night

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's no metaphor, the scene actually happened, it's just that the details were forgotten.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it just happened except nothing in it actually happened because the narrator is a lunatic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's really surprising that you somehow can't differentiate between "I can't remember exactly how it happened because my implanted memories are being overwritten" and "I made it up".

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's really surprising you keep beating the dead horse when even far more dedicated shitposters have gotten bored of their own topic by now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Yoshit did not want to show her crimes..

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they didn't want to animate all the way from the start of the Final Days to the Sundering.
      You know the Sundering didn't happen instantly, right? At least two sacrifices took place, with probably plenty of time between those sacrifices as well in order to discuss the specifics and get people together.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is cinematography

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you will be covered in oil

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no....the oil....its leaking out...help!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            man hermes really messed up
            >birb stubs a toe
            >OMINOUS LATIN
            >someone didn't pay their taxes on time
            >OMINOUS LATIN
            >the egg was uncooked
            >you better believe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JyVPYtIffs

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They did it better in Shadowbringers.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zodiark cum

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw still have to wait another year post DT so i can new game+ the story with new graphics

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know
          they're not retroactively adding the graphics update to earlier patches

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes they are moron, they've literally said that older stuff will be applied at a separate time over patches

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's sequential. 7.0 launches with itself being updated and selective bits of earlier content, mostly ARR presumably, before they'll gradually work with each expansion until it's all updated. It could take a while or it could be their equivalent of updating the game with the Trusts throughout EW.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The question is: how many patches will it take? Will they do two expansions a patch, or one?
          For example, will they start with EW and ARR done in 7.0, then do HW and ShB in 7.1 and SB in 7.2?
          Or will it be EW and ARR done in 7.0, HW in 7.1, SB in 7.2, ShB in 7.3?
          Or will it be one per patch, but there's gap patches, so 2 and 4 don't have any updates?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            My bet is on HW 7.2, SB 7.3, ShB 7.5

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The question is: how many patches will it take? Will they do two expansions a patch, or one?
              For example, will they start with EW and ARR done in 7.0, then do HW and ShB in 7.1 and SB in 7.2?
              Or will it be EW and ARR done in 7.0, HW in 7.1, SB in 7.2, ShB in 7.3?
              Or will it be one per patch, but there's gap patches, so 2 and 4 don't have any updates?

              i think it'll be more spread out, consider how much fricking content they're trying to squeeze into DT
              I'd say every 2nd patch
              7.2, 7.4, 7.55 or 8.0

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        too much for shadowbabs to grasp

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZODIARK TRANCE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm it down.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ryne

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ShB > ARR > HW > EW > SB > DT

    Best to worst cinematic trailer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      swap ARR with ShB and you're on the money. agree that DT is the worst though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      swap ARR with ShB and you're on the money. agree that DT is the worst though

      DT > SB

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No the stormblood trailer was great. The first part had so much speculation about who the red woman was and if she was a dancer, seeing Ala Mhigo for the first time was hype and the out of reveal of the Far East drove people mad. You had the tease of underwater stuff and garleans in nip armor., All without revealing any of the story particulars. DT has had nothing to speculate about and the full trailer didn't expand anything other than what the two new jobs are and Wuk The hypest thing about it was "Wooh beach episode expac" from the initial teaser. The full trailer taking place entirely in the same location and just showing a bridge tot he other half of the expansion without an actual flythrough or tease of what's over there is stupid too.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the cgi kinda sucks and the music is boring and the action is kinda lame. DT looks better, sounds better, and is about the same level of action quality

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            SB literally had the best music after ARR what

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol no

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Better than shb buttrock

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, seems like I guessed right

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                STORM OF BLOOD, BORN FROM BLOOD, OF OUR FALLEN BROTHERS

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                god, the EW trailer was so good

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                All the best parts were SB related, curious.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, my favorite part of the EW trailer was the HW part.
                Even if I don't care much for the actual HW cinematic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                HW cinematic was kinda meh, and the humans looked weird, but I loved the environments. The Ishgard inn looked so comfy
                I know people don't like the DT trailer, which is fair, but you can tell how far the cinematic department has gotten, it is easily the best looking on a technical level

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the DT trailer is fine. It just isn't amazing, and I liked the first part far more than the second.
                And it's just hard to beat ARR/ShB/EW for me.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ShB was DT tier, wol fighting some random thing for 90% of it and a city for the rest of it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can see why you would say that, sure.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any non-katana swords for SAM?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are some cavalry sabers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pvp Katana of Althyk is pretty awesome.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost Barque Katana/Kagehide/Deepgold Blade/Flame Captain samurai weapon are all the same model and a cavalry saber
      Katana of Althyk and Tsukuyomi's Chokuto are, well, chokutos, non-curved blades
      Palaka Tulwar
      Shin-Zantetsuken (comes in a DRK version under the same name, make sure you're buying the right one)
      Bokuto, Gold Saucer
      Crystarium and Rinascita Samurai Blade are cavalry sabers with the same model
      Ravel Keeper's Blade and Gunromaru/The Unsullied Skies are both cane-swords and have no tsuba or hand-guard (zatoichi style, don't get excited and think I mean a European style cane-sword)
      Wave Katana has a cavalry saber's handguard

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ravel Keeper's is a shashka

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try the Crystarium sword from ShB tomes

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man Yoshi P really took the whole "weeb job" jab personally huh?

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play whatever the frick this game is but goddamn is this an insanely overdesigned character.
    The dude on the right in black is fine. But this chick (I think it's a chick?) looks too busy in her design.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because she's an adaptation of a literal Yoshitaka Amano design, basically taking Relm from FF6 and then throwing a coat on top. If you've seen the FF4 armorsets from the endgame of EW, the same amount of overdesigned bullshit is there because adapting Amano artwork to 3D always looks fricked.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Amano artwork to 3D always looks fricked
        I want a couple of words with you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cecil with AA cup breasts

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only thing she did wrong was not leaving enough of herself behind to journey with you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have some news for you my brother.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              This girl was born years before Hydaelyn died. You Venatgays are really grasping at straws.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Venat is literally a body snatcher like an ascian

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks nothing alike and makes zero sense, moron.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correctamundo.

            I have some news for you my brother.

            You cope too hard.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not true

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Amano artwork to 3D always looks fricked
          I want a couple of words with you.

          >Elidibus was so butthurt over Venat's betrayal that he not only swiped the status of Warrior of Light to manipulate people to his own ends while vaunting that he was the hero, he literally stole her face

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did Elidibus even know who Venat was?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course, She was the previous Azem, who wouldn't know her?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                someone with god alzheimer's

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, the primal Elidibus was the mediator for the debates between the two factions.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It fits as its supposed to be a whimsical job, and people have wanted something like this for a long time. It's always been a Final Fantasy thing to have a cartoonish and cheerful class/character to offset the melodrama

      The closest we had to it currently is Dancer

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So are Primals/Eikons retired or will they show up here too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valigarmanda is probably a primal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually pretty easy to make a primal.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't they say at some point that they were gonna rework overwork fates across all zones to be more like bozja with CEs?
    or did i have some sort of schizo dream of this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking wish

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The later.

        Schizo dream, or rather you're mixing up a semi-common Ganker complaint from the same guy or guys with the fact we are getting a Bozja-Eureka zone next expac

        frick, why is it burned into my brain as a prominent memory

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The later.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo dream, or rather you're mixing up a semi-common Ganker complaint from the same guy or guys with the fact we are getting a Bozja-Eureka zone next expac

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're just getting something that's more like Bozja for DT, that's all
      honestly Field Operations doesn't sound very "instanced exploratory zone" content to me, makes me wonder what they're cooking

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    picto: owo kawaii e-girl job, literally just Dancer but mage. now you get to simp for both getting dance partner and model.

    viper: I am the bone of my sword, steel is my body and fire is my blood-

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This round of new jobs are so underwhelming.
    >Viper
    Shit name. Like the weapons, but I hope not all of them are going to be small. Don't like the Blue Aura from the job trailer. Of the "3" DT jobs, it's the one I hope is the best designed
    >Pictomancer
    Wasn't a fan of the concept from the get go (Beastmaster from Wish) and the job trailer didn't do shit to change my mind. Most likely hit Cap then drop it.
    >Beastmater
    Limited, so useless the majority of the time and and going to gather dust just like Blue Mage. Not worth picking up the Job Stone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      imo the sound effects for viper feel lackluster

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    First they said Hrothgar/viera would be the final races added. Recently, they just said new races would depend on the fans. How do you go about designing an original race that is appealing to people?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Burmecians

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could go around making concepts that can fit the general skeletons since they're prioritizing that first and foremost, and then polling. Because frankly it's obvious they were unprepared for the actual workload of Viera and Hrothgar the way things played out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      never ever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mouse girls, lala sized

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "New races will depend on you guys" strikes me as they've largely figured out what's holding viera and hrothgar back, especially with male viera having a skeleton and features that are much better suited to actually, you know, wearing hats

      I can't see any more beastBlack person races happening though since hrothgar are so unpopular and any more beastly races would add onto the existing lore violation + take away from hrothgar's uniquity as a bestial race

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We need a cute and sexy race that isn't potato tier

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spazkid finally drew a pic of sybil
          There is nothing wrong with liking furry girls

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make them half-elves a la Hilda.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they introduced half-elves to this game, nobody would ever play Elezen again. It's the same reason they'll never give Highlander males eyebrows, it would basically eliminate male Midlanders from the game.

        First they said Hrothgar/viera would be the final races added. Recently, they just said new races would depend on the fans. How do you go about designing an original race that is appealing to people?

        Something like the Salarians from Mass Effect might be interesting. We've had lizards, why not have frogs?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *shit, wrong pic

          (Krogan would be cool too though)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >(Krogan would be cool too though)
            Kroegadyn.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're gonna have either magic garlenigs or genomes in Sol9 and there's no feasible reason for them to not be playable unless we torch the place

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genomes would be an insanely good choice, Zidane clan somewhere around midlander height or slightly shorter and a Kuja clan somewhere around highlander height or slightly shorter

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >race of femboys with monkey tails
          Nice.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a decent chance Solution 9 isn't even real. If the entire thing is digital then it makes perfect sense why the people inside wouldn't be playable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      moth girls

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        god i fricking wish
        moth girls are too based for any developer to make them a playable race

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they add another race it should be on the smaller side. Not necessarily lalafell-sized, but maybe something between that and a hyur. Like gnome > dwarf > human in other settings in terms of size.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >want
      Burmecians
      >likely to be added
      Lupin

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have an idea. Since we have fur humans, scaley humans, lets add Feathered humans too. They will be some semi garuda type thing that has a beak for a nose and hawk eyes. Make them less serious looking and give them indian cultural backgrounds.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry anon, yoshi-p said no more races after femhroths

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You shouldn't trust what he says

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being confident enough to even suggest the possibility of more races sounds like Viera/Hrothgar aren't a problem anymore tbh

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not really an issue of developing armor for them from now on if they just use the same body types or implemented the autofitting tech from 1.0 to speed it up. It really just comes down to taking many people off of something for a long time just to make a race. Which takes away from something else.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No no no not that, the whole hat and helmet thing

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean thats more to do with the design of the races heads and their ears. If thet just stick with round headed human heads and no ears shooting up, it should be fine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think small bird people based on owls or flightless birds would be cute. We need another short race and they rpobably won't add anything super bestial again so fishmen are out. That or plant people like the lilty, they'd need to differentiate them alot from lalafell tho

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of adding new races, add more customization options to the existing races. As someone who cares a lot about my WoL's lore and race, fantaing to a new race doesn't sit right with me. So adding more options would be both less work and more appealing to the fanbase

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        do both. This game makes more than enough to do that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >add more customization options to the existing races.
        yoship said they were looking into that twice now since DT development began
        the second time was just recently
        won't be in 7.0 or 7.x, though. maybe 8.0?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          how hard can it be to add a fricking face or maybe a fricking color wheel bruh
          and of course, we're never going to get a hair that goes down past the torso, cuz of le clipping (even though everything clips anyways)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how hard can it be to add a fricking face
            hard
            >or maybe a fricking color wheel bruh
            less hard. depends on how their underlying foundation is. that said, I don't feel like XIV has ever been lacking in terms of color choice. if there's anything xiv has a dearth of, it's of course faces like you mentioned, but also stuff like beards and scars and all that. Also stuff like horns and beards being tied to specific faces.
            with what they've shown off with their faces having the same amount of polys between almost all races to the point of being able to morph between them, I wonder how unrealistic facial sliders and the like would be
            >and of course, we're never going to get a hair that goes down past the torso
            keep the faith, brother

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              ill keep hoping that one day this hair gets added and its longer than it seems
              in pso2 i had hair that went down to my fricking ankles, sure it clipped everywhere but it made me look cool as frick, xiv already has crazy glams so they might as well go all the way imo

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hopefully, they get over their dumb fear of clipping and just let players choose if they want to endure it.
                A lot of shit already clips, anyway. Ever seen gear with a high collar? Most hair, not even the super long styles, cli pwith that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                exactly
                im pretty sure thats just the excuse they use to be lazy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they just don't realize or accept how dissonant they are being.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never ever

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank god, ugly as sin race

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Half of my party was Baanga in FFTA. Loved it.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda stressing about this, how quickly can you get Viper from 80 to 90 after the expac drops? Really want to play through as one but don't want to fall too far behind

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming the instance queues aren't broken, you should be able to do it in about 5 hours in Bozja.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5 hours
        oh...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie that's gonna be how long it takes to get to 92 in the msq

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea but I'll actually be doing the MSQ, not mindlessly grinding in an instance

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming the instance queues aren't broken, you should be able to do it in about 5 hours in Bozja.

      >no bozja type thing to grind
      >only possibility is Eureka Orthos
      >it's hell to run and takes forever
      >only other options are FATEs or bogged down low XP Bozja farming

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how about just running dungeons like a normal person

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >running old dungeons when 2 new DPS jobs drop
          were you born moronic?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie just stack your punch cards and roulettes
        if you really care you can just preorder play the 3 days before all the sprouts can

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you even talking about literally everyone preorders?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just preorder
          everyone already does this, there's no difference in queues between "early access" and the full release

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lorebook mention Elidibus was the only one permitted to wear a white robe since it marked his impartiality as emissary of the Convocation
    >Venat got to wear a white robe because she's Venat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venat gets to wear one because she's a retired Convocation member, I'm pretty sure the lorebook brings that up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean maybe she got kicked out because of that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's very convincing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a heretic who refused to kill herself after leaving the convocation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's no mandate you have to have a nice day. You just wander around doing shit until you're ready to leave

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe there's no mandate but they'll still act like little c**ts if you don't voluntarily off yourself. They kinda remind of vaxxers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks better on her, deal with it elidibussy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best girl being best girl. You know how it goes.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was no longer part of the convocation
    she very clearly rebelled against societal norms, with how she didn't return to the star and all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOO WHY AREN'T YOU FRICKING KILLING YOURSELF YOUR PURPOSE IS FULFILLED
      >MOOOOOOOOOOM AZEM WON'T KILL HERSELF

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why were the Amaurotines such moronic communists

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          amaurot was a giant globohomosexual metaphor

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            More like a hyper-collectivist society. Like Japan but worse.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          amaurot was a giant globohomosexual metaphor

          [...]

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            bruh this game straight out says globalization and mono-cultures are bad

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do I have to shit on you AGAIN about how garlemald is an ethnostate? holy frick.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you'll never guess what the entire point of varis's "just let us conquer you lmao" speech was and how it feeds into garlemald being the ascians' puppet nation exactly like allag was

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not an ethnostate though. The whole mission of Garlemald is to bring every race and nation into its fold and it actively educates and promotes people of other races.

                Why do you make me do this again. Garlemald is an ethnostate it actively annexes neighboring territory and turns them into satellite states that are beholden to direct garlean control.
                On top of that you cannot become a legalized garlean citizen unless you serve in the army, are a traitor to your nation state(even this isn't concrete), have some sort of highly specialized skill, or are given specialized status by a legatus.

                There isn't a single eorzean "garlean" that has a civilian title, they all have military titles as they are all conscripts or military personal. Not normal members of society. So garlemald is an ethnostate.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Garlemald is an ethnostate it actively annexes neighboring territory and turns them into satellite states that are beholden to direct garlean control.
                That's not what an ethnostate means, you fricking idiot. Was Napoleonic France an ethnostate? Was the Soviet Union?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                By your logic France was an ethnostate until the 70s because the foreign legion was the only way to get citizenship

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It sounds like you don't know what an ethnostate actually is.
                >On top of that you cannot become a legalized garlean citizen unless you serve in the army
                Asahi was literally picked up by an officer who went around Doma collecting kids to be given an education, and he was working for the government by the time he finished school. He was the highest ranking ambassador in the country.
                >have some sort of highly specialized skill
                Garlemald literally goes out of its way to give educations to foreigners.
                The ENTIRE mission statement of Garlemald is to induct other races and people into their 'progressive' way of thinking and the security of the empire. How many times does the game have to beat you over the head with its "MONOCULTURE BAD" theme?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                That is the only sense in which ethnostate matters, an ethno nationalistic state is a state that make immigration nearly impossible under normal circumstances.
                An authoritarian fascistic regime is one that then uses that racial superiority as a reason to invade other "lesser" countries for either ethnic cleansing or supremacy.

                No countries annexed by garlemald are allies, they are satellite nations that bend to garlean will.

                [...]
                ethnostate
                or eth·no-state
                [ eth-noh-steyt ]SHOW IPA

                noun
                a country populated by, or dominated by the interests of, a single racial or ethnic group:

                Can you show me a single NPC that holds a non-military/conscript title in garlemald proper?

                Can you show me a single NPC that holds a non-military/conscript title in garlemald proper?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Can you show me a single NPC that holds a non-military/conscript title in garlemald proper?
                Jenomis's wife, who was Hyuran.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, can you show me entire name and title?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tia Lexentale, she was either a cen like her husband or a bas like her children.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Garlemald literally goes out of its way to give educations to foreigners.
                ...Yes nationalist education on the glory of the state of garlemald....after conquering their country.

                >Can you show me a single NPC that holds a non-military/conscript title in garlemald proper?
                Wasn't Asahi a diplomat and nobleman? "House von Brutus" or something along those lines? (Also, *really* fricking subtle there, Square, bravo)

                No his station was a military station. It was the highest station a non-garlean born aan could receive without special permissions.

                "sas: Tribunus angusticlavius, assumes command of a secondary unit if a legion is split. Praefectus castrorum, leader of a castrum and the highest rank attainable by a citizen of non-Garlean ancestry."

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >...Yes nationalist education on the glory of the state of garlemald....after conquering their country.
                No? It's practical education. You're literally just making shit up now.
                >No his station was a military station.
                Because he was an ambassador. Most aspects of Garlean society are related to the military in some manner to begin with. Even engineers have a military title. You can't call a nation an ethnostate if it makes a habit of inducting outside ethnicities into seats of office.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No? It's practical education. You're literally just making shit up now.
                No I'm not? play stormblood again you moron.

                >Because he was an ambassador. Most aspects of Garlean society are related to the military in some manner to begin with.
                Source??? also no? there are specific titles for non-military citizens.

                cen: Civis fabrilis, artisans and other citizens working on manufacturing.
                bas: Civis mercatus, merchants and other citizens working on services. Civis fundamine, citizens working on collecting raw materials.

                All foreigners are required to be conscripted to lose their title of aan and even then they will most likely either die in the field or be promoted to a higher military title. Asahi's situation is incredibly special, and even then he was forced to conscript and ended up with a military title. You can assume he was naturalized but to act like every doman child was adopted by garlean misers would still imply they were forced into conscription.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Forcing foreigners into conscription guarantees that foreigners will gain citizenship, education, AND military training and weapons. None of which are things any ethnostate would grant to people who are not part of the ethnicity. It also guarantees that foreigners will hold positions of power, which we saw on many occasions in the game with characters like Asahi and the Gabranths. You're a joke.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He thinks it's totally a fair form of immigration that you have to serve as an active conscript for 20+ just to be allowed in.
                >He thinks high situational cases of legatus favoritism
                >Koji reaction image
                Doom sissy....why are you so DOGSHIT at this. You might be worse than the guy from before I talked to about this.
                By every standard by which we define an ethnostate what you're describing would be an ethnostate, you are essentially creating a system where 98% of your conscripts will not be able to obtain citizenship.

                A 20 year + war term where you are way more likely to be under active duty pretty much guarantees your death. We see this with the doman conscripts in the role quest who all pretty much fricking DIED serving garlemald.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He thinks it's totally a fair form of immigration that you have to serve as an active conscript for 20+ just to be allowed in.
                Yes, real life used to be like that as well, before it went to shit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on what country you're talking about. In the US, before Congress started passing immigration quota laws in the 1920s, the only other restriction on immigration was the Chinese Exclusion Act (passed in the 1880s). As long as you weren't Chinese, you could literally just show up.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A 20 year + war term where you are way more likely to be under active duty pretty much guarantees your death.
                Not necessarily, a lot of those soldiers would just be on random guard/patrol duty. And with a military as advanced as Garlemald's, a massive portion of your total troop numbers would be in non-combat roles, the same as pretty much any modern military. Someone has to move supplies, repair the magitek armor, cook the food, etc. .

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He thinks it's totally a fair form of immigration that you have to serve as an active conscript for 20+ just to be allowed in.
                This is incorrect. Garlemald doesn't only 'allow' people into its borders. It forces them in. And then it forces them to undergo the process which will grant full rights of citizenship.
                >He thinks high situational cases of legatus favoritism
                Which legatus favored Asahi? Are you somehow under the impression that military conscription is a special favor offered to select people, and not something forced on all men of fighting age?
                >Koji reaction image
                It's appropriate because you're losing a lore argument.
                >Doom sissy
                Holy frick you are broken.
                >By every standard by which we define an ethnostate what you're describing would be an ethnostate
                No, there is no ethnostate that fits Garlemald's behavior. Garlemald literally FORCES citizenship upon foreign peoples. It is the opposite of an ethnostate. It's a globalist monoculture, which the game has several different disastrous examples of to show why such a thing is fricking stupid.
                >you are essentially creating a system where 98% of your conscripts will not be able to obtain citizenship.
                Garlean warfare is typically done through machina and carpet bombing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This is incorrect. Garlemald doesn't only 'allow' people into its borders. It forces them in. And then it forces them to undergo the process which will grant full rights of citizenship.
                Yes they annex/conquer them but they never join the garlemald nation proper. Aan will always be aan, even if a legatus tells you otherwise we know this culturally with how fordola was treated.

                >Which legatus favored Asahi?
                Asahi was conscripted by an officer, he was in the military before he met Zenos dumb dumb, we literally see Zenos save his ass which is why he fell in love with him.

                >Incoherent cope.
                >Garlean warfare is typically done through machina and carpet bombing.
                What the frick does this have to do with anything? do you think they used pure bloods as ground fodder you dense moron? the brunt of who you fight in ARR are conscripts. Which is funny because Gaius is painted as the nicer of the legatus's.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes they annex/conquer them but they never join the garlemald nation proper.
                Wrong, we meet several characters that prove this wrong. Rhitatyn is a great example because his loyalty toward Garlemald comes from how the quality of his homeland improved greatly.
                >Asahi was conscripted by an officer
                Uh, yeah. All conscripts are conscripted by an officer. That's how it works. So which legatus favored him to allow him to skip the 20 years of service?
                >do you think they used pure bloods as ground fodder you dense moron?
                No, the majority of the military in general is made of conscripts. Which again guarantees that foreigners will end up in positions of power, with education and with military training and weapons. Which proves that Garlemald is not an ethnostate.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Rhitatyn is a great example because his loyalty toward Garlemald comes from how the quality of his homeland improved greatly.
                ....Which we never see in game and which contrast both doma and dalmasca, also still doesn't change that they are annexed and conquered aan territories. One guy being like "Yeah garlemald is based actually" doesn't change or refute anything I've said.

                >Uh, yeah. All conscripts are conscripted by an officer. That's how it works.
                Play stormblood again, asahi was a child when he was conscripted a child when he saw Yotsuyuu being abused, unless you know exact ages based on the lore he was 7 when conscripted and then gained citizenship.

                >No, the majority of the military in general is made of conscripts. Which again guarantees that foreigners will end up in positions of power
                Except they are only ever able to obtain ambassadorial roles, curious, aslo
                >Aan are most likely to be cannon fodder
                >This somehow means they are the most likely to live....because...reasons!
                Compelling argument. Frontline fighters are always the first to die moron, do you think it was common for trench shooters to come back home during WW I? no it's why the euphemism "in the trenches" means you're either fricked or in a bad situation.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >....Which we never see in game
                You do in fact see Rhitatyn in the game.
                >asahi was a child when he was conscripted
                You fricking moron. That officer didn't conscript him. He brought him to the capitol for an education. Play the game and read what happens instead of inventing your own moronic commie fantasies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You fricking moron. That officer didn't conscript him.
                >Describes him literally being conscripted and we then see him in the army in the next flashback
                Holy shit you're actually just moronic. He is RECRUITING him into the MILITARY you dumbfrick. Do you want to link the scene?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He brings him for an education and offers to do the same for Yotsuyu you STUPID fricking commie moron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So why is he in the military afterwards anon? if he just got a free education and tutoring.

                Also please link the cutscene if you're so sure. Surely you will do this, if you don't I'll just link it myself. Tick tock.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So why is he in the military afterwards anon?
                Because he joins the military years later, dipshit.
                >if he just got a free education and tutoring.
                Why would this preclude joining the military? Especially in a fascist nation that revolves around the military. Anyone who wants to get anywhere joins the military.
                >Also please link the cutscene if you're so sure.
                Didn't you just offer to? What happened bro? Did you forget that the point of the scene was that a Garlean officer was extending a kindness to Yotsuyu which her own caretakers refused, showing why she might be more sympathetic to Garlemald than her own people? That would be pretty embarrassing if you'd forgotten something like that!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because he joins the military years later, dipshit.
                Source?
                >Why would this preclude joining the military? Especially in a fascist nation that revolves around the military. Anyone who wants to get anywhere joins the military.
                Why would a random conscript be able to allow any doman citizen full legal garlean citizenship LMAO your entire argument is less feasible and less lore compliant than mine and is also a huge goal post shift.
                >More babble
                No the scenes where we see yotsuyu was abused and then sold off to as a childbride into prostitution was what emphasized that, also I'm still waiting, SURELY you're subscribed to the game and are not just feverishly looking for the cutscene on youtube right now as you stall.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Source?
                Source that he joined the military at 7 years old?
                >Why would a random conscript be able to allow any doman citizen full legal garlean citizenship
                He didn't. He brought him for an education, which is extended to non-citizens too. Which you'd know if you played the game.
                >No the scenes where we see yotsuyu was abused and then sold off to as a childbride into prostitution was what emphasized that
                Hey bud? The scene I'm talking about is the one that shows the abuse. There are no scenes of her being married off.
                >also I'm still waiting
                What happened bro? Did you not just offer to link it yourself? What are you waiting for?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bunch of random goal post shifts and obfuscation
                You really wanna fight me on things that have nothing to do with my assertions isn't that funny? I don't care what your OPINION is or what your CONJECTURE is. The fact of the matter is that in the lore aans cannot become citizens unless they serve 20+ years in the military. Asahi was CONSCRIPTED as a child. Otherwise this scene followed up by the next scene makes zero sense. He's obviously recruiting him, now if you want me to bring up the japanese text next to BTFO you I can. But before that please answer this.

                Can you show me a single NPC that holds a non-military/conscript title in garlemald proper?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Asahi was CONSCRIPTED as a child. Otherwise this scene followed up by the next scene makes zero sense.
                I know I'm talking to a globalist commie moron but somehow you're still baffling me with your stupidity. They show him being brought to the capitol for an education in one scene, and then the next scene which takes place many years later, during the course of ARR's events, shows him in the military. And thus you think that must mean he joined the military as a child in the first scene? Holy shit dude.
                >Can you show me a single NPC that holds a non-military/conscript title in garlemald proper?
                Again
                >most of Garlean society revolves around the military
                >foreigners are forced into conscription and thus have a military title by default
                Your question is disingenuous. Let's stop dancing around your stupidity and get back to the point. A nation which FORCES foreign races to participate in citizenship, which FORCES them to have military training and weapons, and with FORCES them to have an education is not an ethnostate. It is a globalist monoculture shithole that prides itself on bringing "progress" and "security" and wiping away those gross, dangerous cultural elements like religion. You know, that society you dream of.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They show him being brought to the capitol for an education in one scene
                FRICKING SOURCE LOL? are you just schizoing out now that I've BTFO you?

                >and then the next scene which takes place many years later, during the course of ARR's events, shows him in the military. And thus you think that must mean he joined the military as a child in the first scene? Holy shit dude
                Literally in-game source for any of this???

                >Your question is disingenuous.
                No it's not disingenuous but you want to move off of it because it completely blows your dumbfrick conjecture out of the water. No non-pureblood garleans are ever seen as common place citizens in EW, all garlean citizens are either aan granted special status in annexed territory like with fordola whose father was a traitor and worked for gaius. Or are conscripted in the military, keep in mind using POWs or immediately conscripting citizens of annexed countries is against the geneva convention and a war crime.
                >More insane babble not supported by the text
                You lost on every single point dude, just let it go the story doesn't support your assertion at all. You can't even do your "all citizens are in the military in garlemald" meme because there are non-combative citizen classes. This is like saying because there are more ranks in the military than in normal society a nation is predominantly soldiers.
                You're literally so destroyed you're not even making logical sense.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >FRICKING SOURCE LOL?
                >pic related
                >"as well"
                LOL
                >Literally in-game source for any of this???
                Holy shit dude. The scene which shows Asahi being saved by Zenos is during the failed rebellion that Yugiri fled from in ARR. He even talks about going on his way to kill Kaien. Play the game, dumb fricking commie.
                >No it's not disingenuous
                It absolutely is because the path to citizenship is through military service, therefore non-Garleans get a military title by default. You're aware of this.
                >No non-pureblood garleans are ever seen as common place citizens in EW
                Notice how you had to specifiy "in EW" because characters like Asahi, Rhitatyn, and Misijia blow your headcanon the frick out?
                >You can't even do your "all citizens are in the military in garlemald" meme because there are non-combative citizen classes.
                It's a fascist society in which social class revolves around the military. The military is the central feature of the government and society at large. And all non-Garleans, by default, will have a military title because that is the path to citizenship. Fricking idiot. Keep coping about your evil, disgusting ideology getting called out for what it is.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >its fascist because....i dont like it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Garlemald is fascist by the definition of the word, has nothing to do with what I think about it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ganker is a funny place where you can ironically bat for fascism and not get your teeth kicked in like other websites

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean that guy LOVES ethnostates and is a /misc/monkey so he probably loves fascism as much as he hates reading or bathing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ethnostates
                where?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Israel

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He is fully melting down
                He is trying to CONSCRIPT THEM.
                Do I really need to explain to you how to parse this scene??

                >Holy shit dude. The scene which shows Asahi being saved by Zenos
                No moron what you said here, where do we see him go to garlemald?

                >They show him being brought to the capitol for an education in one scene
                Where do we see him taken to garlemald for an education?

                >More melting down
                Holy frick are you this angry you can't substantiate any of your points anymore?
                >Notice how you had to specifiy "in EW" because characters like Asahi, Rhitatyn, and Misijia blow your headcanon the frick out?
                No they aren't citizens because they are aan who are in military service. It is not humane that the only avenue for citizenship to a country is forced conscription or because a legatus conquers your land and gives you a super special title, that is an ethnostate. No true blooded garlean considers fordola anything but an aan because her status is not legitimate, as evidenced by this cutscene and the cutscene in endwalker.

                Also it's funny how you go

                >Notice how you had to specify(this is how it's spelt by the way stop raging ESL moron) the expansion that specifically goes into garlean mainland culture
                Yeah of course, what else should I reference your fricking delusions? Garlemald is an ethnostate with a viscous and exclusionary immigration system. Everything in the game shows this.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                AIEEEEEEEEE

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a capitalist why do you think I dislike this scene? you're literally doing what you're accusing me of.

                >Communism is when you argue against me.

                Israel

                You sound like a progressive commie.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am no such thing lmao. Israel is absolutely an ethnostate though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm a capitalist
                so a fascist then?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He is trying to CONSCRIPT THEM.
                He literally tells Asahi's mom that she has a legal obligation to send Yotsuyu for an education you illiterate commie shistain.
                >No moron what you said here, where do we see him go to garlemald?
                >Where do we see him taken to garlemald for an education?
                In the scene you posted, where the officer comes to take him for an education.
                >No they aren't citizens because they are aan who are in military service.
                They are not aan. Rhitatyn and Asahi are sas, and Misija is a pyr. You don't see the sort of gymnastics you're jumping through here?
                >No true blooded garlean considers fordola anything but an aan because her status is not legitimate
                Gaius isn't a true blooded Garlean? Weird, I could have sworn he was. Also could have sworn that she's legally a pyr, and later a rem, and has full rights of a citizen.
                >Yeah of course, what else should I reference your fricking delusions?
                There are several hundred hours of game before EW, dipshit. Also
                >minor spelling mistake
                You lost when you have to resort to this. Fricking idiot.
                >Garlemald is an ethnostate with a viscous and exclusionary immigration system
                It's not exclusionary at all when its function is literally to force everyone into it. How can you so effectively ignore this one single point? Is it that globohomosexual brainwashing?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He literally tells Asahi's mom that she has a legal obligation to send Yotsuyu for an education you illiterate commie shistain.
                Holy frick you're just lying again, pic rel is just him saying that she is not filed as adopted or have any paperwork that registers her. Why the frick would he need to ASSESS and then talk about COMPENSATION if this is some legal obligation to teach them?? every single thing you try to assert contradicts the scene you autist.
                Her legal obligation is to MAKE SURE THEY KNOW ABOUT ALL OF HER CHILDREN ON RECORD. Jesus do I have to explain something this simple?

                >In the scene you posted, where the officer comes to take him for an education.
                Oh so in your delusionary world where we ignore him just conscripting asahi to the army. Gotcha.
                >They are not aan. Rhitatyn and Asahi are sas, and Misija is a pyr. You don't see the sort of gymnastics you're jumping through here?
                Those are military titles, which I've explained again is because garlemalds only avenue for citizenship is through 20+ years of service, which is not humane. Can you show me any common citizen who immigrated through non-military means? no ramza and alma do not count as we don't know whether Tia was an aan or a bas and the bas in their name is inherited from Jenomis, meaning they are not IMMIGRANTS.

                >More schizo babble.
                Okay let's do this, if you can find me ANY official material that shows that you can become a garlean citizen without needing to.

                A. Be liked by a legatus
                B. Serve 20+ years of military duty
                C. Have your country annexed AND be conscripted into the military

                I will concede, show me garlemalds center of immigration where they are literally IMPORTING miqo'te.

                Why are ethnostates bad again? Should we import whites into kenya so it can be more multicultural?

                Because they are inherently fascist, you cannot keep the strictness of immigration an ethnostate requires without some form of fascism. But 100% of ethnostates are failures anyway.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >having strict border controls necessitates facism
                moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >keeps using the fascism magical word

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Holy frick you're just lying again, pic rel is just him saying that she is not filed as adopted or have any paperwork that registers her.
                Read what he says and not what you imagine he said.
                >"She is of age to receive an education as well, is she not? Yet we have no records. I trust I need not remind you of your legal obligations--"
                How bad is your reading comprehension here? He's saying that she's of age to receive an education, yet they have no record of her, and thus the mother is not meeting her legal obligation. That meaning, her obligation to put Yotsuyu on record so she can be picked up for an education. Hence why he leads with that.
                >Oh so in your delusionary world where we ignore him just conscripting asahi to the army.
                Source on him conscripting him? Because all he talks about in that scene is bringing him for an education.
                >"She is of age to receive an education as well, is she not?"
                >"as well"
                >"as well"
                As well as who? Asahi.
                >if you can find me ANY official material that shows that you can become a garlean citizen without needing to.
                What you're asking here is for me to provide something that shows you can become a Garlean citizen without going through the citizenship process. Surely you understand how ridiculous this is to ask. The fact is you're arguing in bad faith. The Garlean immigration process is not exclusionary because it is literally forced upon everyone.
                >show me garlemalds center of immigration where they are literally IMPORTING miqo'te.
                The military.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and exclusionary immigration system.
                They... literally force people into it...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Another doom sissy
                Source? and to remind you, being conscripted in order to gain citizenship is an exclusionary form of immigration(and also highly illegal if it's your only avenue of citizenship).
                Needing an active combat role and being a borderline combatant POW(which is illegal) is inhumane.

                >having strict border controls necessitates facism
                moron

                >Strict border contro--ACK!
                Not what I said, it's simple.

                >Make laws so only one race can be in your country
                Human rights violation
                >Kill anyone who is a race you do not want in your country
                Human rights violation
                >Force whoever is a race you don't like to leave your country
                Human rights violation

                You cannot have an ethnostate without doing any of those three, which is fascism.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, it was pretty obvious you were trolling the whole time, but thanks for confirming it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally accept your concession. Sorry the FACTS of the game doesn't align with your FEELINGS.

                >Holy frick you're just lying again, pic rel is just him saying that she is not filed as adopted or have any paperwork that registers her.
                Read what he says and not what you imagine he said.
                >"She is of age to receive an education as well, is she not? Yet we have no records. I trust I need not remind you of your legal obligations--"
                How bad is your reading comprehension here? He's saying that she's of age to receive an education, yet they have no record of her, and thus the mother is not meeting her legal obligation. That meaning, her obligation to put Yotsuyu on record so she can be picked up for an education. Hence why he leads with that.
                >Oh so in your delusionary world where we ignore him just conscripting asahi to the army.
                Source on him conscripting him? Because all he talks about in that scene is bringing him for an education.
                >"She is of age to receive an education as well, is she not?"
                >"as well"
                >"as well"
                As well as who? Asahi.
                >if you can find me ANY official material that shows that you can become a garlean citizen without needing to.
                What you're asking here is for me to provide something that shows you can become a Garlean citizen without going through the citizenship process. Surely you understand how ridiculous this is to ask. The fact is you're arguing in bad faith. The Garlean immigration process is not exclusionary because it is literally forced upon everyone.
                >show me garlemalds center of immigration where they are literally IMPORTING miqo'te.
                The military.

                >Read what he says and not what you imagine he said.
                Yes that is literally what he says he comments that she is not on record and reminds her of her legal obligations they then talk about striking a deal.

                >How bad is your reading comprehension here? He's saying that she's of age to receive an education, yet they have no record of her, and thus the mother is not meeting her legal obligation. That meaning, her obligation to put Yotsuyu on record so she can be picked up for an education. Hence why he leads with that.
                Her legal obligation is to keep the records what? are you moronic can you not read? he literally directly mentions it after commenting on her lack of records. This also again contradicts with their previous conversation, you're literally just delusional.

                >More cope
                Nope I'm asking you to show me a non-military corridor for immigration which would EASILY refute all of my assertions. You can't do that because garlemald is a fascist ethnostate, as the game meant for them to be.
                So if you can show me this evidence I will gladly concede, if not, I'm sorry but everything in every text of the game disagrees with how you FEEL. As it were.

                But you can though? What kind of fricking moron believes genocide is necessary for an ethnostate? It's not a human right for people to be able to go wherever the frick they want also, if that's the case national borders serve no purpose.

                >It's not a human right for people to be able to go wherever the frick they want
                You're right, it's not a right to go wherever you want, it IS a human right to be allowed the freedom of association on a broader citizen like scale. If someone wants to go through a legal channel to become a citizen, that channel should be as fair and humane as possible.

                >doom sissy
                What the frick are you babbling about?
                >being conscripted in order to gain citizenship is an exclusionary form of immigration(and also highly illegal if it's your only avenue of citizenship).
                So the forced immigration process isn't a forced immigration process because... it's illegal in real life...
                Nevermind, you're trolling.

                It's not forced immigration because they are aan until they survive the 20+ years. This is what we would call, a scam. To begin with the military system is only a chance kek it's not even guranteed.

                "Citizenship may be granted for a display of exceptional skill or serving in the military for 20 years or more."

                Maybe if you kill WOL.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it was over as soon as you said "human rights violation", that's such a cathedral buzzword its hilarious
                you are probably some wowrat trying to make xiv fans look bad tbh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >citizenship to any country I want is a human right
                No it's not dumb shit, nations have the prerogative to deny citizenship to anyone they choose for any reason they choose. Get fricked, that is one of the most basic tenants of being a sovereign nation.

                if they're twenty minutes away from the border they were probably already there in the first place before the orange farmers hired them for five cents an hour, same shit as mexicali with white folk rolling in and saying they've always been there while the brown potato-sack looking guys in the background look at them and try to ignore the cities being named los angeles and san francisco

                That's not how antions and borders have worked at any point in human history. People lose wars and national borders have shifted throughout the entirety of human history. The post WW2 hegemony keeping nation states mostly static since its inception is an absolute anomaly compared to the rest of history.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is, you have the freedom of a association the only way for you to take or block that right is through a human rights violation.
                Literally every definition agrees with you, if you BELIEVE that that right doesn't exist that's fine, But there are only three ways to secure an "ethnostates" borders.
                If someone WANTS to come there you either killing them or deporting them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, post your address. I'm coming to your house. The borders are open right?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deporting them
                Uh, yeah? That's the entire point. Surely you're not arguing deportation is a human rights violation.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Surely you're not arguing deportation is a human rights violation.
                he is because he is insane, of course this does not apply to whites in south africa (who are 'colonizers' not 'immigrants')

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deporting them
                Uh, yeah? That's the entire point. Surely you're not arguing deportation is a human rights violation.

                Deportation is only legal under a system that has a proper fair and compliant channel for immigration as there is a stark definition between legal and illegal immigration.
                When there is no legal immigration and all immigration is "illegal" the government is violating human rights. That simple.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deportation laws are a violation of human rights unless the adhere to my arbitrary definition of what's "fair"
                Eat a dick, as previously stated it is the purview of the nation state to decide their own laws in regards to who gets to immigrate to their nation.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Eat a dick, as previously stated it is the purview of the nation state to decide their own la---ACK!!
                Too bad every charter we have in our society disagrees with you homosexual. Which is why you losers will never have an ethnostate, it is morally repugnant and cannot be enacted without borderline genocide at worst and fascism at best.
                Cheers!

                >the government is violating human rights
                ....who cares? its one thing if you are genociding people and invading continents, another if everyone in the country decides "yeah, we don't want you here. Leave."
                Can countries not decide how to govern themselves? You are like 90s democrat boomers who saw the Middle East willingly being authoritarian and went "THEY MUST BE GETTING MANIPULATED THERES NO WAY A CULTURE WOULDN'T CHOOSE SACRED DEMOCRACY"
                just pure enlightenment bullcrap

                >....who cares?
                It's generally better if we don't subject people to treatment we wouldn't want to be subjected to, but I know for hypocritical fricks like you that's difficult to comprehend.

                its not an ethnostate tho
                you still haven't explained how it is one, other than the fact that you don't like ethnostates, and you don't like garlemald, so they must be the same because you are mentally ill
                literally "TRUMP IS A FASCIST!" tier argument

                >the basic narrative parallel between garlemald and an ethnostate.
                Garlemald isn't an ethnostate, it's one of several globalist monocultures the game features to showcase the failing points of such a thing. Every single globalist monoculture in the game ends in disaster because they don't have the diversity of thought to deal with problems outside their way of thinking.

                Fortunately for me, the text in the game, and their forced conscription system which only has a 100% chance of making you a citizen if you KILL THE STRONGEST EORZEAN SOLDIER, agrees with me and not you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's generally better if we don't subject people to treatment we wouldn't want to be subjected to
                ??????
                i don't want to live in a group of people outside my ethnicity
                my ideal world is everyone having their own ethnostate
                i wouldn't care at all if i got deported from japan, because guess what, im not japanese, i dont look like one, and i dont think like one
                of course you are a psychopath so you assume everyone is as violent and psycopathic as you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Plot twist is that I don't actually advocate for an ethnostate, but I do believe that a nation's soverignty to determine who is and isn't allowed within its borders I have no idea why your mind is whipping to visions of genocide because of this idea.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the government is violating human rights
                ....who cares? its one thing if you are genociding people and invading continents, another if everyone in the country decides "yeah, we don't want you here. Leave."
                Can countries not decide how to govern themselves? You are like 90s democrat boomers who saw the Middle East willingly being authoritarian and went "THEY MUST BE GETTING MANIPULATED THERES NO WAY A CULTURE WOULDN'T CHOOSE SACRED DEMOCRACY"
                just pure enlightenment bullcrap

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you can though? What kind of fricking moron believes genocide is necessary for an ethnostate? It's not a human right for people to be able to go wherever the frick they want also, if that's the case national borders serve no purpose.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doom sissy
                What the frick are you babbling about?
                >being conscripted in order to gain citizenship is an exclusionary form of immigration(and also highly illegal if it's your only avenue of citizenship).
                So the forced immigration process isn't a forced immigration process because... it's illegal in real life...
                Nevermind, you're trolling.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like zodiark trancers who think emet was only gonna sacrifice trees and fish to bring back the other ancients.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like you don't have an argument but you want to redirect into some other boogeyman.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing of what you have said has anything to do with an "ethnostate".

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not an ethnostate though. The whole mission of Garlemald is to bring every race and nation into its fold and it actively educates and promotes people of other races.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >garlemald is an ethnostate
                >has every eorzean race and color that exists
                you are really dumb anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's not wrong in the sense that Garlemald very firmly keeps Garleans (the race) as their upper nobility and highest value soldiers but that's also the only sense in which he's right

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is the only sense in which ethnostate matters, an ethno nationalistic state is a state that make immigration nearly impossible under normal circumstances.
                An authoritarian fascistic regime is one that then uses that racial superiority as a reason to invade other "lesser" countries for either ethnic cleansing or supremacy.

                No countries annexed by garlemald are allies, they are satellite nations that bend to garlean will.

                >Garlemald is an ethnostate it actively annexes neighboring territory and turns them into satellite states that are beholden to direct garlean control.
                That's not what an ethnostate means, you fricking idiot. Was Napoleonic France an ethnostate? Was the Soviet Union?

                ethnostate
                or eth·no-state
                [ eth-noh-steyt ]SHOW IPA

                noun
                a country populated by, or dominated by the interests of, a single racial or ethnic group:

                Can you show me a single NPC that holds a non-military/conscript title in garlemald proper?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Can you show me a single NPC that holds a non-military/conscript title in garlemald proper?
                Wasn't Asahi a diplomat and nobleman? "House von Brutus" or something along those lines? (Also, *really* fricking subtle there, Square, bravo)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a country populated by, or dominated by the interests of, a single racial or ethnic group
                Seems like an insanely broad definition, almost every country that's ever existed would be considered an ethnostate by this logic. Even the US was dominated by the interests of Anglo-Saxon Protestants from the East Coast until very recently

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Seems like an insanely broad definition
                Sure we can go with this then.

                ethnostate
                /ˈeTHnōˌstāt/
                noun
                noun: ethnostate; plural noun: ethnostates; noun: ethno-state; plural noun: ethno-states
                a sovereign state of which citizenship is restricted to members of a particular racial or ethnic group.
                "they actively promoted the concept of a white ethnostate"

                Even if we go by this more "favorable" definition would you say that it's a fair and common way for immigration to be handled that you must serve 20 years in order to remove your status of aan?
                Keep in mind outside of this text the only reference we have for ANYTHING outside this 20 year rule being standard are legatus's purposefully bending the rules in already annexed states.
                We never see how this would play out in the actual garlemald home state proper.

                But I mean, we can assume with how the few garlean NPCs we meet react to you and are all pure blooded garleans.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which annexed state did Asahi get an education in and which legatus bent the rules for him? Or did he start his military service at 7 years old?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Which annexed state did Asahi get an education in and which legatus bent the rules for him?
                An irrelevant question because his situation is not the norm and still led to him entering military service with a military title at the end of the day. He was picked up by some random officer to begin with and was in the military before he even met Zenos just fyi.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Even if we go by this more "favorable" definition would you say that it's a fair and common way for immigration to be handled that you must serve 20 years in order to remove your status of aan?
                Hasn't Garlemald only been an empire for about 50 years or so, though? Not a lot of time for people to filter through this requirement. Also, I could have sworn I remember reading that the Roman Empire had an almost identical system for citizenship. If you were some provincial from Germania or Gaul or something, serving in the legions for 20 years would grant you citizenship, and that's how as time progressed you started seeing Roman Emperors with non-Italian backgrounds. I don't think anyone would consider Rome an ethnostate, at least not once the Republic fell.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't we see people of all different ethnicities fighting for Garlemald, though? Asahi and Yotsuyu both seem to be pretty high ranking in the Empire and they're both ethnic Domans. I always saw Garlemald more like a psycho magitek version of the Romans: there's a clear dominant ethnic/cultural group, but there's not a hard and fast rule about who can be a part of it. As long as you don't have a soul and you enjoy inflicting suffering on innocent people, you can be on the team.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Garlemald wasn't even close to being perceivable as an ethnostate until stormblood made them all act like fricking one piece villains

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >refused to die and return to the lifestream to be reborn
      >in the end she died so hard she couldn't return to the lifestream to be reborn
      Pottery.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to have to level viper before doing the story to sate my autism

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is so fricking annyoing. What the frick is wrong with you? I told you hundreds of times to stop doing this shit.
    Annoying prick. Frick you

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've flipped back to liking the dawntrail song.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      TIME

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ONCE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only good part of that dumb trailer. Officially the worst trailer, even behind Stormblood.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just thought it was weird how the trailer doesn't really tell us anything about the story. All the others gave at least some kind of suggestion of what's going on, Dawntrail just seems to be "the Scions are chilling in a tropical paradise, and maybe there's a treasure?".

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the 2nd song doesn't transition well

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't transition well
        Neither are the players.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only dislike the picto theme, the flamenco version of torn from the heavens is unadulterated kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the earlier iterations of it. Once they started expanding the trailer to fit more scenes in and the song got stretched with empty air, it really fricked itself, never mind the entire Pictomancer section.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the theme at the pictomancer part is a massive bop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the first bit of it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pictomancer section is the highlight of the trailer for me, no idea why people dislike the chorus so much.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If AST rework is crap and all healers are still boring I'll probably hop off and play pictomancer, smn, and dnc/mch assuming picto has intricate gameplay and smn gets something to build on it's foundation. Also si it PIC, PCT, or PTO?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably PCT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >assuming picto has intricate gameplay
      >and smn gets something to build on it's foundation

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bros... it's over... jobs have never gotten anything new in any expansion...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, who would think they would listen to job feedback, everyone knows the 2 minute meta came out of thin air!

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    world of warcraft

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like when it's referred to as "worlo"

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted Corsair and Pictomancer, I'm happy to get one of them. Green Mage and Geomancer sounded very boring.
    BST is a neat cherry on top but we won't have it for like 2 years so whatever

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pictomancer is finally a non-fricking shart mage, VPR can wear armor so it's instantly JDG kino.
    Honestly prefer these two to RPR and SGE.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it even matter? If they still use the same old job design then Pictomancer and Viper will be boring as all hell

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Nashu become PICT as well?

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE FALL

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love this shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          legit came

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ugggh Yes. Post your challenge of emet-selch right now. I need to see them.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >SHB samurai armor

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man I really wasn't being very interesting at the time

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that the scion jacket? It works with your character.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, apparently off the top of my head I was still only a couple months into the game so I didn't really have much for glamour. Made due with what I had and bleached hair to fit the Lightwarden turn.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Need an edit of this with a paintbrush and the picto hat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only criticism I have of this trailer is that they gave Emet-Selch's lines from the end of the story ("who are you? No one. Nothing.") to that weird little gremlin guy. I guess they were trying to avoid spoilers but the whole thing just feels weird and vaguely comedic, especially since they end up having nothing to do with the story.

    • 5 months ago
      a cool dude

      ShB>ARR>HW>SB>EW>DT
      This is the official Ganker trailer ranking
      Anyone who attempts to debate this will be called a fwaggot

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try reddit. The actual Ganker ranking is ARR=HW=SHB=EW>SB=DT.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ShB>ARR/EW>HW>DT>SB

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey I got to level 80 on AST. What's the deal with it becoming a low key shield healer the past few levels?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he never played before they removed sects
      AST and WHM both have a freebie shield anon, neutral is just a memberberry skill from another time

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You thinking muttrika is the entire world maybe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How's it doing in other languages?

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >namegay
    >shit opinion
    many such cases

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not interested, probably going to stick with Black Mage if I come back at all.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine a single player FF shadow bringers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine a single player FF shadow bringers
      ...so Shadowbringers?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The day every MSQ Trial is able to be run with Duty Support/Trusts is the day this game is 100% singleplayer for the main story. And Dawntrail hasn't announced a single plan to do anything of the sort despite testbedding it with Hydaelyn.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are your bets on astro rework
    >card buffs are kill?
    >more time mage stuff?
    >Synastry and/or Neutral Sect are kill?
    I don't think they'll do anything with their dps abilities.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully cards become the heavier focus of the kit again and time shit gets more flavor too. Synastry is 100% going the way of the dodo.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both of them are 9/10. They nailed it for this expansion. I've been waiting so long for a proper dual wield class. Ninja is so fricking cringe with their anime frogs and naruto running.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      take this

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Krile

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that mouth
      >that head shape

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am glad we didnt get a garlemalding expansion

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never noticed that malding is literally in the name
      How fitting

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was indeed foretold.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would have preferred it to the isekai slop shb was, but I understand the xiv fanbase is full of women and zoomers who hate political intrigues

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah brother, my favorite part of FF1 was getting to Elfheim and learning their tax policy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, most FF sucks, but Yoshi love Ivalice and Tactics Ogre so sometimes I expect better from him, but shb and ew were the same slops as the rest of the series

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ESL is moronic
            every time

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Has no argument
              I accept your concession

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    viper was teased years ago

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is literally gabranth
      viper would have been teased if a character fought like zidane

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Judge Job

      5th tank please. And give them 2h Hammers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the hammer tank job will be based off thor with lighting motif

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guild have write solution many time.
    1 Kill all main chara and replace with the King Solus and No Shadow God
    2 Replace Endwalking story with the Garlemalding fanfic
    3 Rejoiner all soles to Blood God Zod
    4 Making the traditional masculine chara
    5 No wood in cheesie burger

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the best job reveal and why is it Sage?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly hated the look of Sage when it was revealed. But playing it at 90 is so satisfying. All the high energy casting animations are fantastic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      carrots of happiness is a god-tier addition to the OST

      I honestly hated the look of Sage when it was revealed. But playing it at 90 is so satisfying. All the high energy casting animations are fantastic

      >use pepsis for the first time on accident
      >mfw i reach up and crush the eukrasian prognosis i just casted for more HP healing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story about his friend that possibly inspired Sage is sad af
      https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/blog/003072.html

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do love Sage a lot. I just wish I could have a god damn sci fi helmet/mask to go with it and go full Gundam.

      carrots of happiness is a god-tier addition to the OST
      [...]
      >use pepsis for the first time on accident
      >mfw i reach up and crush the eukrasian prognosis i just casted for more HP healing

      Based. Carrots of Happiness is really good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samurai is a joke but its reveal was really good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better question: what's the worst job reveal, and why is it dancer?
      >middle of exciting, dramatic Shadowbringers trailer with the Scions fighting for their lives and the WoL going toe-to-toe with an archangel
      >DUDE LOOK AT THIS BUNNYGIRL STRIPPER DANCING IN A TENT FOR 5 SECONDS
      >Anyways, back to the story

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >u mad?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy fricking sexo

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          wasn't this a combo job and race reveal?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yep

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't she dress like that?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because Veira have always been the "we want the coomer audience" race. No point in beating around the bush. Just look at the village they have in the forest
            >yeah they're all eternally like 25 and they all wear skirts+crop tops and high heels and there are no men

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think that was supposed to be Lyna

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny bait post

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude there have only been a handful of actual job reveals, let alone ones dropped as part of the expac trailer
        >SAM
        >DNC
        >GNB
        >SGE
        >VPR
        >Pictomancer
        that's literally it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          funny bait post

          oh and RPR, but we all knew that was coming

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ready for this not to get deleted from SMN?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it's been pretty worthless since they made it scale purely off Mind right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's already just there for flavor, wouldn't be surprised if they kept it as a meme

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >our current scouting job dual wields blades, how can we make the new scouting job stand out?
    >how about... dual wielding blades?
    just, frick

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    garlemald literally wants a rejoining wtf are you talking about with your ethnostates

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Asmongold Return to Dawntrail?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, I hope not

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost certainly, but the question is if he'll have tanked his streaming career by that point, since he keeps trying to pick internet fights and cover up his company stealing donations to charities

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully not.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd prefer if he didn't

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viper is massively disappointing. The animations look awful. I would have loved a one-handed sword class but alas was are just given ninja with longer daggers. Picto will be cool if it has a draw function or something. If it's just another class it looks really lame.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Viper is massively disappointing. The animations look awful
      you've only seen like 5-6 animations, and you have no idea how it actually plays. Calm down

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Picto will be cool if it has a draw function or something. If it's just another class it looks really lame.
      the limited jobs sound like more your speed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love playing BLU but there isn't anything to do once you've got all the spells and there isn't an event worth grinding.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          aren't they bumping up the level cap for BLU? Not sure if they were doing that before or after DT releases

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            most likely after since that brings it into endwalker territory

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blitzball ranged job waiting room

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "ESL troony doesn't understand the difference between fascism, militarism, authoritarianism, ethnocracy and an actual ethnostate and thinks that all that's required to use such labels is when the case in question broadly fits into a vague definition" episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know what any of those words mean, garlemald by definition is fascist considering the fact it's a literal authoritarian state that had a civil war just to decide its leader.
      Garlemald is basically the soviet union, which was definitely a fascist authoritarian regime.

      The only thing that could depose varis was zenos killing the shit out of him and once zenos got in power he could do whatever the frick he wanted.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >garlemald by definition is fascist considering the fact it's a literal authoritarian state that had a civil war just to decide its leader
        That's not the definition of fascism, otherwise every monarchy that ever had a succession war (which is literally all of them, by the way) would be considered fascist.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Powerful, often exclusionary, populist nationalism centered on cult of a redemptive, “infallible”
          leader who never admits mistakes.

          Pure blooded garleans are seen as superior, being able to use aether makes you a monster or savage in garlean eyes. This is all in canon

          >Political power derived from questioning reality, endorsing myth and rage, and promoting lies.
          Varis's whole speech falls into this about the one race(ancients) which doesn't even turn out to be true
          >Fixation with perceived national decline, humiliation, or victimhood.
          How emet even got into power, we see this from the RPR job quest he pretty much used this line of thinking to justify the initial campaigns.

          >Disdain for human rights while seeking purity and cleansing for those they define as part of the nation.
          Every single garlean scientist actually and varis with the black rose shit

          >Identification of “enemies”/scapegoats as a unifying cause. Imprison and/or murder opposition and minority
          group leaders.
          Eorzeans are savages again.

          >Supremacy of the military and embrace of paramilitarism in an uneasy, but effective
          collaboration with traditional elites. Fascists arm people and justify and glorify violence as “redemptive”.
          I mean this one is just blatant.

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate that the FFXI alliance raid is gonna be like return to Ivalice. I don't understand why they don't handle all the referential stuff like they did with Crystal Tower. Make it feel like part of the owrld and not some opaque side shit that barely makes sense unless you played the original game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't be worse than Nier, at least return to Ivalice was Garlean history
      >But I can't relate to it as an eorzean

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    we are the garlemalding

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BUT GLOBALISTS CAN'T BE THE BAD GUYS THEY TOLD ME IN REAL LIFE THEY'RE THE GOOD GUYS FIGHTING FOR DIVERSITY BY MAKING EVERY PLACE THE SAME

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wuk Lamatcore post.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wuk Lamatcore post.

      Doom sissy just be less stupid next time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i just wanted to make a funny, nonners

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop trying to westernize XIV with your ugly furtrash

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they aren't
      that's why we have based femhroths

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SB had the best trailer

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they need to improve the visuals of Pictomancers spells, shits inexcusable
    >stone is just a blurry mess, looks like the mess of hair you'd pull out of a clogged sink
    >blizzard is a fullbright icicle with the same amount of polygons as the infamous grape
    >random ass moogle that doesn't look like paint that shoots a lazer that also doesn't look like paint, it's practically a BLU spell thrown in for no reason
    shit's literally false advertisement with how much worse it looks than what's shown in the full trailer

    • 5 months ago
      a cool dude

      >all skills shown are literal rough drafts done by pictomancers
      >a pictomancer doing their full rotation will create masterpieces
      Maybe

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fascism/ethnostate means anything i don't like
    from the geniuses that brought you 'trump is a fascist emperor!'

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every DPS job in this game has either an obnoxious autism skinner box rotation, or moronproof 2 to 4 button babymode rotation.
    So I'll be playing Gunbreaker again just like I've been doing since 5.0.

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really scared that Picto will be the DNC of magic DPS and will be even more moron proof than SMN

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has confirmed cast times so it can't be worse than SMN.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's got cast times and revolves around reducing its longest cast times
      summoner is an unfounded worry

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like em. Viper's kinda boring.

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >time cards are "out of stock" on amazon and Squenix's own store
    anyone know why this is?
    I hope they're not phasing them out

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hiroi was previously stated to be writing Dawntrail(who's wirten nothing but mediocre trash like the Bard quests, only wrote a halfway decent story in Pandaemonium but it was bogged down by 90% standing around talking to Themis and Eric doing stock emotes, then bossfight, repeat over and over, showing that Hiroi can write a good story but is garbage at presentation)
    >Hiroi allegedly wrote post-6.0 and is responsible for the abomination that is Zero
    >Now it's stated that the still-unidentified writer of Werlyt and the writer of the Pixie/Dwarf beast tribe questlines (which are actually good, incredibly well presented and actually go out of their way to have some of the best custom-animations for cutscenes in the game)

    What happened? Did enough people shit on the post-EW story and he got fired? Did Yoshi lie about Hiroi writing 7.0? What the frick happened?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hiroi and Werlyt's writer can both work on Dawntrail together.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hiroi wrote the Sky Pirate questline which is pure adventure kino, I understand why they chose him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero was planned for 6.0, I think it goes to shit when they are forced to write characters other people made

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hiroi (Sky Pirates, Pandaemonium kino)
      >Unnamed writer (Werlyt)
      >Supervised by Ishikawa
      If they don't behave like utter chimp morons, it actually could be good. Hopefully, Ishikawa looming over them doesn't mean they have to keep forcing her fujoshit cat boyfriend.

      Wasn't EW patches by writing interns loosely supervised by Ishikawa?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hiroi writing the Yok Tural arc (the shitty boring kill 8 worms quests)
      other writer working on kino Xak Tural arc

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so sick and tired of shitter nins who can't keep an eye on debuffs and keep canceling my mug. I pray viper gets rid of the shitter nins so us nins who actually enjoy and know our job can know peace from the mug canceling curse.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why don't you play badly and delay things for meeee

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You stupid Black person. Trick is personal dmg buff and stacks. Mug is party/raid wide dmg buff that does not stack. 40 seconds of mug from two nins is better than 21 seconds of mug because the second nin is a moron canceling the first mug.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care plus bursts are always at the same time, delay your shit if you want to, I'll keep mine every 2 min during mine and everyone bursts

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's fair. Nin rotation can make you locked in. A 5% dmg increase for 20 seconds after everyone bursts does help out in the long run so I'm learning to wait as i still get mug from other nin for the burst.

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hiroi (Sky Pirates, Pandaemonium kino)
    >Unnamed writer (Werlyt)
    >Supervised by Ishikawa
    If they don't behave like utter chimp morons, it actually could be good. Hopefully, Ishikawa looming over them doesn't mean they have to keep forcing her fujoshit cat boyfriend.

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's some decent ways to earn gil as a newbie? Just blew most of the gil I had accumulated through the MSQ on some I640 Reaper gear.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daily roulettes are a consistent daily income and you can put the tomestones from it towards a relic weapon (it will be best-in-slot in less than a week)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well first of all don't be moronic and buy gear off the marketboard. As long as you can follow that rule you will eventually have a nice pile of gil.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you enjoy doing? A lot of side content drops loot boxes that might get you some trinkets to sell on the marketboards, which is a nice bonus if you were going to run that content anyway. You can buy items used in crafting for tomestones of causality (20 tomes for the ones that are used in 640 gear) that you can then sell on the marketboard. They're only super expensive when the tier is new but I think most people are just grinding relics now so the prices might be decent.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of side content? Stuff like Eureka and Bozja or do you mean raids and such? Elaborate a bit on it, sounds interesting.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eureka and Bozja have the most obvious lootboxes, but Deep Dungeons have them too. Also you can sell stuff from Variant/Criterion dungeons. The only thing I can think of that's kinda hard to turn into a potential gil source is Gold Saucer.

          Raids aren't that good, unless you get a rare orchestrion drop and I think those tend to be from the normal modes. Rarely people do parties where they offer to buy all the loot from a savage floor (usually the last one), or the mount from the extreme if it drops. Those can be pretty nice since people doing it are stupidly rich, and I've heard that if they clearly write the deal out in the game itself and have everyone agree to it you can then bug game masters to enforce it too if they try not to pay.

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is bad and you should feel bad for freely advertising for it, lol.

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >viper
    i can finally be spear lann and CHAA away. i bet it's gonna feel like shit to play, though.

    >pictomancer
    LMAOOOOOOOOOO GAY ASS homie

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always disliked how FFXIV has treated the goddamn item mall ever since SB or so (ARR as I recall was fine - just old holiday stuff for $1-2 each that could also be unlocked when the holiday came round again and like 3 mounts that were related to a JP only live event like a fan fest or something etc) when it comes to cosmetics, but one thing that is equally if not more frustrating seems to be ongoing as well
    >Exclusive in-game content, mostly minions, tied to physical, limited item purchase like art books or soundtracks
    Oh, would like like a Yotsuyu minion with her kiseru? Oh frick you unless you bought some artbook that's now out of print, or buy the code from someone who did. Frick. That. Shit. I'd consider it an acceptable compromise if these would come to the item mall a little while after they stop making the physical item or something, but they don't even seem to do that its just about fricking dickish exclusivity yet again. Someone said they were going to stop doing this after ShB, but no apparently the upcoming artbook has a Zodiark minion...and then it got worse

    >BUY A STATUE FOR A GODDAMN EMOTE

    $350 statue. and its allready fricking sold out. Okay, fine. No problem with collectables. But the majority of the shit on the pre-order page is about the goddamn item code...for a SINGLE CHARACTER? What the frick is wrong with these people. Look, if it turns out you can get this emote some other way in game then great I will retain fraction of a sliver of hope but this kind of shit is fricking infuriating otherwise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      statue emotes have always been limited to being bundled with the item itself

      the sad thing is people just buy the emote and try to hawk the statue for like 4/5 the cost when you know damn well 99.99% of people who even consider buying this crap would pay the same amount for the emote alone

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's bullshit that they don't just sell the emote separately.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is but anything SE does rarely makes sense

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I spent $50 on Encyclopedia eorzea vol 2 just to get the Matoya hat. Never in hell would I spend $350 for a shitty copy pasted emote

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's bullshit that they don't just sell the emote separately.

        I spent $50 on Encyclopedia eorzea vol 2 just to get the Matoya hat. Never in hell would I spend $350 for a shitty copy pasted emote

        The very idea of binding an item exclusively to a purchase of a physical thing, much less one so expensive, is repugnant. I'd be fine with it coming first with a purchase of something like that and included in its price, if it would soon arrive some other way - even being able to purchase it individually on an item mall or something.

        Hell, for all WoW has done shitty in recent years one thing they've done worthy of at least some respect is that lots of old formerly card CCG related items from physical "loot" cards, are being granted other ways, including for stupid Twitch viewing or whatever. Its sad that for some/lots of the things that FFXIV does better than WoW especially these days , the one they do consistently worse is item mall cosmetic exclusives and similar exploitative monetization.

  89. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I'm liking upon rewatching the trailer a few times is that there's no kind of serious or tearjerker shit in sight, it's all very bright, vibrant and hopeful. Honestly had enough of forging through despair and all that, seems like it's time for a good fun time in this expansion. Sure, I'm sure there will be some serious shit going down at some point but the tone this time going in is completely different than the last few expansions.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >g'raha is stuffing his fat fricking face
      >alphinaud is busy with Something
      >urianger is having a pina colada
      >thancred is failing to get his willy wet
      >alisaie doing a hip-swivel to impress WoL and gets a durian for her troubles
      >y'shtola does nothing important and gets interrupted by a squirrel
      >WoL is busy fighting gulool ja ja for fun
      all is right with the world

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget Krile finally winning at life

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Krile winning at wasting our time with that floating thing crossing over the bridge

  90. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are ethnostates bad again? Should we import whites into kenya so it can be more multicultural?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are ethnostates bad again?
      They're not.
      >Should we import whites into kenya so it can be more multicultural?
      No, but this is what Garlemald would do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it make the population stronger against the people who should be ruling them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      inevitably an ethnostate starts demanding cheap labor that its native population believes it's too good to be doing, but its native population will gladly take authoritative and military roles, fast-forward a bit and they sit around wondering why the slaves are snatching guns from their hands and turning them on their masters and all the ethnostate natives are too fat, moronic, or otherwise weak to do anything about it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey, get this....what if the ethnostate didn't have slaves? And everyone was of the same ethnicity and moral values? And they were content with their borders based on ethnicity and didn't expand into other areas?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool it with the antisemitism.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't understand because the Nahzees were expansionist that means all ethnostates inevitably would be

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what if you picked up a history book

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Actually believing this meme
        More like the laborers will begin to ask for a better pay, the employers will say no and import slaves instead

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All you did was add a step to his historical model.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            People want to work, they just want to be paid for it
            *native population believes it's too good to be doing* is an awful libtard meme started by literal slavers

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't work in agriculture, do you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've done far worse things than planting fruits, finishing the day with my nose completely filled with black dust from the sawmill

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah yeah very impressive honest work salt of the earth blah blah heard it a million times, anyways the whole reason Mexicans pick your vegetables is because white people won't do it that far down south.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually it's because globalist shitheads import cheap labor to keep costs down so they don't have to pay a proper wage to whites who actually have standards. Keep fighting for those workers at Starbucks, Eris (formerly Tom)!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody "imported" Mexicans about twenty minutes away from the border you stupid roleplayer.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody "imported" Mexicans about twenty minutes away from the border

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                masterful gambit sir

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's a doom sissy its obvious because all the shitposting stopped when I started arguing with him, I'm just surprised he's also a /misc/ack. But that crowd of trancers try to be "le heckin good homosexuals!" so I'm not surprised.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                starting a /misc/ argument is a really brainless but really effective way of completely snatching away a "shitposter"'s entire attention span

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He's a doom sissy its obvious because all the shitposting stopped when I started arguing with him
                Actually it seems like the shitposting stopped because you started this trolling technique instead.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it stopped because i started arguing
                >UMMM ACTUALLY IT STOPPED BECAUSE YOU STARTED ARGUING
                you feeling ok?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No you
                Very compelling argument, but unlike you I like the game and don't have to spend every waking moment posting edited tweets or calling VPR and PCT dogshit jobs.

                Okay, post your address. I'm coming to your house. The borders are open right?

                Not how that works, a country is not a privately owned domicile. It is a collections of charters and borders governed by an institution of some kind.
                Governments, ala post enlightenment era, cannot exclude citizenry off of the basis of immutable characteristics such as race.
                It is a violation of human rights.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but unlike you I like the game and don't have to spend every waking moment posting edited tweets or calling VPR and PCT dogshit jobs.
                We were having a lore argument and this caused you to point at other people as "doom sissies" because you are in fact the "doom sissy" shitposter trying to start arguments and point fingers. You gave up the ghost when you started rambling about the Geneva Convention in regards to FFXIV lore dumbfrick.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We were having a lore argument
                We weren't having an argument, I shat on a moron for not understanding the basic narrative parallel between garlemald and an ethnostate.
                He is still obviously a doom sissy RAT because I stunlocked him for two straight hours.
                You can keep "No u-ing" me but the fact is that at the end of this I've made him so angry he'll probably use the images I posted and their hash to pretend to be me later on.
                But I will always be there, in his mind, making him mald that he can't parse a simple stormblood cutscene the way it was meant to be written. Also I actually like XIV unlike cucky mchomosexual.

                I AM THE JUDGE THAT SITS IN HIS MIND. RENT FREE.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are severely ill.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                severely ill yes but i have to agree he completely derailed le doomer train of thought, not much of a loss when he derailed the whole thread 450 posts or so in

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He IS the shitposter. Look at how obvious he's making it letting the mask drop here at the end of the thread.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                its not an ethnostate tho
                you still haven't explained how it is one, other than the fact that you don't like ethnostates, and you don't like garlemald, so they must be the same because you are mentally ill
                literally "TRUMP IS A FASCIST!" tier argument

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the basic narrative parallel between garlemald and an ethnostate.
                Garlemald isn't an ethnostate, it's one of several globalist monocultures the game features to showcase the failing points of such a thing. Every single globalist monoculture in the game ends in disaster because they don't have the diversity of thought to deal with problems outside their way of thinking.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                he has no argument to this because it shatters his irl political beliefs
                very funny to see
                >THERES NO WAY THE AMERICAN EMPIRE CAN LOSE
                >OF COURSE PEOPLE WANT TO BE PART OF OUR GLOBALIST DEMOCRACY
                post-ww2 america is literally garlemald
                holy shit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He's coping now with just babble
                Feel free to refute me with any FACTS that align with both the definition of ethnostate and garlemalds conscription system.
                Until then you can keep oinking homosexual. Rent free by the way.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If garlemald is an ethnostate, than so is the modern United States of America, and so is the Soviet Union, and so is The Roman Empire
                you can dislike multiple things at once, anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure they all ended in disaster because the player is a god-slaying mercenary who got hired by the other side first.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Enlightenment was a disaster for the human race, pretty much every idea it had was wrong

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they didn't import them, they just illegally hired them for pennies on the dollar thus providing them the incentive they needed to illegally hop the border
                Kek get fricking real

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                if they're twenty minutes away from the border they were probably already there in the first place before the orange farmers hired them for five cents an hour, same shit as mexicali with white folk rolling in and saying they've always been there while the brown potato-sack looking guys in the background look at them and try to ignore the cities being named los angeles and san francisco

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They will if you pay them for the work, perfect work for students and young adults
                We also don't have Mexicans in Canada, not much anyway, you don't need your slaaaaaves

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shoveling out goat pens all day is another fun one. With all the powdered goat shit and piss you're breathing in, even after blowing out your nose like a trumpet and showering thoroughly you can still smell it from inside your sinuses all evening long.

  91. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN'T FRICKING WAIT FOR THE EDEN ULTIMATE TO COME OUT SO I CAN MOD RYNE AND GAIA NUDE AND DO THE FIGHT WITH 1 HAND HOOOOOOOOOLY

  92. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play a female character
    >always like using the job-specific gear on the early patches
    >they make the pictomancer a bawd showing off her belly
    Makes me kind of mad. I'd expect this from dancer but now I can't be a job-gear caster without her looking like some ERP bawd

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not embracing the tummymancer
      You sound homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I embrace it if it makes sense. Pictomancer has no reason to. Even the scion they are using to shill the job doesn't show any skin

  93. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dual wielding swords is good.

  94. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad we finally have an actual western-themed melee dps

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reaper and ninja are not western

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ninja
        >western
        No? What the frick?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I meant samurai.

  95. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the roman empire is a fascist ethnostate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for all the /misc/tard in the thread probably has a marble bust avatar on twitter, started calling it "X" within an hour of musk renaming it and begs for a RETVRN, the roman empire is an excellent example of a society where becoming or desiring to be an ethnostate would have been totally and completely rejected and ridiculed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf are you even talking about, get your head out of your ass, not everyone is a strawman

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          if i'm strawmanning, why did you respond to me to defend his honor

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a doom sissy its obvious because all the shitposting stopped when I started arguing with him, I'm just surprised he's also a /misc/ack. But that crowd of trancers try to be "le heckin good homosexuals!" so I'm not surprised.

        Intense mental illness on display here.
        A country is not an ethnostate if it forces the citizenship process on conquered peoples, by the way.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is if the process is unlawful and not guaranteed and requires you to be a POW conscript moron.
          That is literally the definition of a war crime lmao.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It is if the process is unlawful
            Well it's not unlawful in Garlemald, since Garlemald isn't the real world.
            >and requires you to be a POW conscript
            They're not POWs, they just conscripts from subdued nations. Stop using words you don't understand the meaning of.
            >That is literally the definition of a war crime lmao.
            This may surprise you but there isn't even a country called Geneva on Etheirys, troll-kun.

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/Ammitraa/status/1744085127980867760
    >The current state of XIV

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have a twitter, frick off.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that a fat bum!?! I'M GOING FRICKING INSANE

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