how were you supposed to know?

how were you supposed to know?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd spend an hour running around the stage and the next day a guy on the playground told you. Unironically a different time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did he find out?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was better at running around the stage

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He thought it would be funny to fly into the wall cause the Mario man makes funny noises.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        his uncle who works at nintendo told him

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        His dad bought the guide or printed out the FAQ online

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"blast away the wall"
    >hmm what can I blast with here?
    >oh look a cannon let's try that
    >blast yourself into various walls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How was I supposed to know pressing A would fire the cannon?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How was I supposed to know to start the game
        >How was I supposed to know to turn the TV on
        >How was I supposed to know to play video games

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're the stupidest gorilla Black person.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bob-ombs tell you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How was I supposed to know to talk to the bob-ombs?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The manual tells you

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >friends at school
    >cousins
    >official guide
    it was comfy

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know, I had to look it up.
    The hint didn’t say anything about hitting a corner. Bad game design at its finest.
    In contrast I got every moon in Odyssey without having to look up a single one. Even the ones that aren’t shown in the map, like the photograph ones, can be discovered through intuition alone.
    Meanwhile, there is nothing intuitive about some of Mario 64’s stars, especially “Blast Away the Wall”.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    old video games had alot of bullshit like this in their games to make people buy strategy guides or rack your parents credit card bill through the roof on the 1-800 tip line. usually the kid with the strategy guides would bring it to school and youd find out this way. I was there

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt figure it out till almost a decade later when we got a computer.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The polygon clipping was obvious to me. Considering the limited amount of places you could fire the canon, it was worth a shot. Never used a guide.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Blast away the wall"
    >Cannon is right in front of 2 parallel walls.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally played around with the canon until I accidentally shot myself into the wall trying to aim at a red coin I think

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: luke warm IQ mongoloids
    How did you morons even figure out which end to put the cartridge in to the console?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How was I supposed to know the bottom goes in first?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer here, was the white outline always there to hint the player or is that a result from modern tvs?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you see it when flying the owl

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw the star clipping through the wall while gliding with the owl above it.

      /thread

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You get the power, Nintendo Power

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the star clipping through the wall while gliding with the owl above it.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot walls near the canon until one works

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DSP The Thread: The Movie: The RIDE

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video games were mainly focused at the richer audiences, hence the high prices, which generally had higher IQs to be able figure problems out, once gaming got too big and included more 3rd worlders and Black folk, devs had to start dumbing down their games

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