How will Nintendo top Kieran in the next mainline game? He's so cute.

How will Nintendo top Kieran in the next mainline game?
He's so cute.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They won't, the moron writers just tripped into a good character by accident

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made Marnie last game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They made a non-character
        They do that every gen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Won't play the DLC, what makes him so good?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's sexy and gets a lot of art

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Porn is free loser

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How does that detract from good character design

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shy boy lives a kinda peaceful life and always hangs around her sister.
        >Her sister is a giga b***h that yells at him all the time.
        >The boy is obsessed with a legend about a pokemon that used to live in their town in the past.
        >You arrive and become friends with them.
        >Then you find this pokemon and become friends.
        >The boy is jealous and before you capture the legendary pokemon he challenges you to a battle, you win and watches you how you capture it and are all happy.
        >He becomes mad and decides to drop the pussy act
        >They go back to their academy/school and he decides to become a bully, beats every trainer there, becomes the champion and rules with iron fist.
        >Then you get an invitation to go there and you beat his ass in front of everyone
        >Both get invited to an expedition because you're the strongest
        >You find a legendary pokemon sleeping
        >Before you capture it, he runs and throws a master ball and captures it for himself
        >Challenges you to a battle with the his new legendary.
        >The pokemon has too much power and destroys the master ball the moment it goes out of it.
        >You beat it and capture it normally
        >He gets mindbroken into submission.
        Happy ending.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The pokemon has too much power and destroys the master ball the moment it goes out of it.
          So this pretty much confirms that pokemon choose to get captured

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you weaken it first then capture. But it has happened in the past that pokemon can break out of their pokeballs if the pokemon is too strong, usually legendaries.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adding to this. The first DLC is all about watching him slowly decend into madness, he has a love/hate relationship with you because you keep beating him in battles, everyone loves you and even his giga b***h sister likes you, then when he finds out that the legendary pokemon he was obsessed with also wants to go with you and not him, is what triggers him.
          DLC 2 is you overpowering him again after he reached his villain arc peak. He might say at the end that he understands and is more calm now, but that boy ain't right anymore.
          He's basically an NTR character that becomes aware he is the cuck and wants out, but you won't allow it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He might say at the end that he understands and is more calm now, but that boy ain't right anymore.
            That's just you projecting your own insecurities on him. He made the decision to help the protag in the final battle with frenzied Terapagos, and that's AFTER he lost again. Once the main DLC story was over, he mellowed out like he used to be. He walked through the fire and came out a new, self-realized person.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adding to this. The first DLC is all about watching him slowly decend into madness, he has a love/hate relationship with you because you keep beating him in battles, everyone loves you and even his giga b***h sister likes you, then when he finds out that the legendary pokemon he was obsessed with also wants to go with you and not him, is what triggers him.
          DLC 2 is you overpowering him again after he reached his villain arc peak. He might say at the end that he understands and is more calm now, but that boy ain't right anymore.
          He's basically an NTR character that becomes aware he is the cuck and wants out, but you won't allow it.

          That's not even all of it. His whole character arc in the beginning is being infatuated with (you) being so strong as he starts blooming out of his shyness into someone that can can walk two steps without hiding behind his butch sister with anger issues that does everything for him. (you) are his shining beacon of light, he gets stronger and stronger trying to catch up to (you), but as his sister starts getting mushy with (you) the game end up forcing you in a situation where you agree to hide the secret of the legendary pokemon he obsesses over together with the sister and their grandparents, and he sees you all conspirating behind his back.
          Dude even switches mons in and out of his team to beat you, I don't even think any other rival does something like this in the series. Even the legendary is 100% female to add to the injury, it really is pure NTR bullshit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dude even switches mons in and out of his team to beat you, I don't even think any other rival does something like this
            How quickly you forget.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Haha, well I had gold as my first game, I never played RB or FRLG so I never really got into that meme to remember it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's an insufferable c**t. The only people that like him are legit gays that think his power fantasy is good

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His hair is awful and looks moronic. Im tired of shotas getting all the attention GF needs to make some good looking DUDES (MEN) and I will consider PIRATING a game

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to top Kieran

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokémon is so bussin fr. My favourite one is the homosexual duck. Pokémon is getting so good fr. They be like the only original games coming out besides spiderman on god

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You OK bro?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fr. Pokémon is so epic. Paying 60 vbucks to the leading innovators in gaming is fire

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wont.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His hair is visual vomit

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kieran gays, please explain yourselves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's explained in the picture

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      impressive, been a while since i've seen someone put actual effort into greentext

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope it's the start of a trend.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shotas are built for omorashi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's just one obsessed person

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kieran is so cute I wish he was my son so I could hug and kiss him all day

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kieran is so cute I wish he was my brother so we could have gay incestuous diaper sex all day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you

      Kieran gays, please explain yourselves

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly no

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His big sister rides his shota wiener daily

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got topped well enough in both of the DLCs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's from the DLCs

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanted my trainer and him to engage in a cute long distance relationship longing to see each other instead of cucking him out of every single aspect of his fricking life

    What the frick, Gamefreak

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he gets a good story later.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ex-champion?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who in Gamefreak was reading NTR doujins? I still can't believe you cuck someone this hard in a fricking Pokemon game.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kieran is cute but he gets a bad end...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He marries Juliana though (they exchange Applins) and therefore shares Ogerpon and Terapagos with her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >her
        You mean, him.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Florian is a based conquistador and takes ALL the older women in the games instead. Juliana takes the monogamy pill while Arven jacks it alone.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will be the Champion of Unova in BW3.

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