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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sephiroth decides not to kill the snake because it's cute but time jannies make him do it anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't the time jannies dead now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yea well Sephiroth was dead as well but guess what not anymore idiot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they can just time janny their own death

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bad writing can make anything happen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Aren't the time jannies dead now?
        the magic of nomura

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        >Muh subtlety
        They fleshed out a character.

        Thank you

        Have any of you homosexuals tried playing ff7 again? You'd be amazed how unplayable it is. I challenge any of you to play it then try and say remake doesn't improve upon every aspect of the original.

        This

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Original game is shit
          >Let's remake shit
          Quality argument anon. You're defending remade shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You are getting the remake you wanted as a gacha mobile game
          GACHA IS CANCER SO THAT'S EVEN WORSE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Original game is shit
          >Let's remake shit
          Quality argument anon. You're defending remade shit.

          No need to falseflag as the other side to make them look bad, Jimbo, we get it. Remake bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The time jannies are gone. That was the whole point.
      You didn't play the first game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They can travel through time, who's to say some of them didn't escape or whatever? It's all made up fan fiction bollocks anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Time jannies are alive inside Sephiroth. He even threw time jannies at Cloud in the final cutscene before jumping into the edge of creation. Sephiroth controls time jannies for the time being.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So Sephiroth is now this homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, more like old man Xehanort

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The entire thing is already ruined

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      came here to say this, FF7R is a meme that should never have happened

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone jizzing their pants when FF7:R gets announced
        >try to tell everyone that you won't like it when it finally comes out because it will change everything
        >everyone shouts me down

        >it comes out
        >they rage at every little change and how it "lost the original soul"
        Well wadda ya know... It's not like it takes much thinking. You really think they're going to have stuff like dolphin jumping or "let's mosey" when they're remaking the game to have a super serious realistic tone?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I loved it though. Although I played AFTER learning it was a sequel and not a remake.
          My opinion could get lowered based on how everything will end.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >super serious realistic tone
          Fricking hell you're moronic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The game clearly is trying to go for a more realistic tone. Which is why whenever it goes into anime tropes or super saiyan fights, it's even more cringe.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It really fricking doesn't.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Any time there’s cringe Cloud cringes with you so it fine.
              >do finding cats mini quest
              >Why tf am I chasing cats, I want to kill something
              >Cloud: This sucks.
              >! Hah, this game is funny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a super serious realistic tone
          Another one who didn't play the game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >see the homosexual on the bike
          >see the ghost homies
          Suspicions rising, decide to not buy the game as it looks like some ol' bullshit.

          >mfw the last hours

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You really think they're going to have stuff like dolphin jumping
          I think the dolphin jumping could still happen. they love mini games and even added some new ones like darts and that weird pump in the sewer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing they had to do was to follow the original storyline and add content that complements it. Had people known that it was going to be some idiotic time ghosts of timeline saving sequel, almost nobody would have bought it.
          I still don't understand why they did that. There's no way they wouldn't have made more money had they done the game in the way they advertised they would.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            See

            >That would piss off literally everyone.
            Welcome to Final Fantasy. Subverting expectations and going against the grain just for the sake of it.

            The chief principle in Final Fantasy is "change for the sake of change." Basically, they can't help themselves. They would rather change something for the worse just for the sake of changing it than keep what fans liked. This works on occasion. But most of the time it just makes people mad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's a vocal minority (as i like to call them Black folk) the game is massively beloved, watch the completionist on youtube, and you will understand how gamers think instead of this cesspool echo chamber you call social media

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          remakes are done purely to make money off of an already existing product. they're soulless imitations by default. the fact that people don't understand this just shows how fricking moronic people get when nostalgia is involved. literally never seen a remake with soul that improved on the original, whether we're talking games, movies or anything else. stop giving these devs money and they'll stop doing this shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >stands in your path

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The only good remake.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >remakes are done purely to make money off of an already existing product. they're soulless imitations by default.
            Not always. And even though I dislike the way they're handling it, FFVII:R is not just a flat remake. They're changing most of the story and the entire tone of the game. If they just wanted to do it the easiest and cheapest way possible, they'd just have made a straight remake with Trials of Mana level graphics. The irony is that fans would have liked that more...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The irony is that fans would have liked that more...
              that speaks more about the quality of the fans rather than the actual quality of the product
              i would be ashamed of it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >If they just wanted to do it the easiest and cheapest way possible, they'd just have made a straight remake with Trials of Mana level graphics. The irony is that fans would have liked that more...
              C'mon now. They'be been skirting around this issue since the mid 00's. We even saw them try and get around it by doing XIII and trying to birth a new "FF universe".

              They didn't want to do it because they were still making mad, mad, mad amounts of money off the game's name and legacy even while XIII was coming out.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's a sequel moron, not a retelling. Were you just not paying attention at all or did you not even play? Which one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Were you just not paying attention at all or did you not even play?
                The irony when you didn't even read my post.
                >FFVII:R is not just a flat remake. They're changing most of the story and the entire tone of the game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're not "changing it" it's a sequel. The events of the first game still happened, and now in this sequel series, sephiroth is messing with the timeline
                I'm not surprised how confused a lot of you are though given Americans average reading comprehension

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you must be American
                Look at those Europoor arguing skills.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ignores the point when you know you're wrong
                Lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you must be American
                Look at those Europoor arguing skills.

                english translation script fault.

                EN Aerith: What we´ve done thats set in stone. The past is forever. But the future even if it has been written can be changed.

                Jap Aerith: Sadness and Anger are what makes us strong. But it will also change us. Dont think about the past but the future instead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I expected a remake, obviously some changes would happen. I expected an "expanded Midgar" like they said it would be.
          I was not ready for it to be a sequel, nor for the """expansions""" to be dozens of FFXIII hallways and not any new sectors of Midgar we never saw.

          I will be pissed over this piece of shit for all time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >came here to say this, FF7R is a meme that should never have happened
        whoa whoa whoa. Tifa porn made it all worth it in the end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      I will never ever buy another Final fantasy product thanks to the fricking moronic cashgrab disappointment that was Midgar crazy days

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. At this point they might just use the shitty deus ex ghosts to do whateverthefrick and that's just it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but i can't stop it and i'm morbidly curious

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and i'm morbidly curious
        you mean morbiusly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        remember to just wait for Tim to buy a copy for everyone, and don't support this garbage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm morbidly curious
        just read the spoiler threads here.
        if it's anything like last time they will come out before the official release of the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yup.
      I'm not even gonna try to play Rebirth. I'll have to forget Remake like I'm trying to forget Matrix Resurrections.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grow up.
      The remake actually give the entire cast personality and character.
      If it was a genuine remake story wise you'd all be crying out rehash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not "the remake" it's "Remake". Are you going to call the next one "the rebirth"?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its a remake of the first part of the original game, moron.
          Its the remake of the midgar section
          Its the remake
          moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Right, and the next one is the rebirth then? It's a rebirth of the first open world section you fricking moron?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. All I wanted was 7 but bigger in terms of cities and villages, some side quests that add something or explained some story bits. Not side chores bullshit content that do jack shit while also dumping the whole original story for some fan fic moron shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ever Crisis is an "actual remake".
      But anyone who just wanted a mostly 1:1 HD/4k remake in 3D would haven eventually complained that they "had to pay full AAA game price for a game with little to no new content and the little extra content there was was also shit, so it was a scam!"
      People would be looking for a replication of their childhood memories and nostalgia but they wouldn't be able to find it because even with improved graphix it would just be "another replay with a more fancy mod" at best and the complains would start coming in.
      You can see how people nitpicked even stuff like all the nuREs, and a so-called "proper FFVII remake" would receive far worse treatment, and it's not like relatively short RE games can even remotely be compared to an epic of tens of hours with unique assets for every new area that is FFVII. It would either take like 20 years to develop, or would otherwise have to compromise on the Unique assets and start becoming a "template open world" such as ME1 was with it's identical bases.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ever Crisis is an "actual remake".
        Lmao the trailer deboooooonks you Black person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's this new falseflag Jim's got going on now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon it doesn't matter, the remake is shit, whatever it is
        You want new writing? Well congratulations, you will get, but it'll be shit writing, so I suggest you start preparing your copes already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The valid criticism of FFVI remake is that its a shit game. Doesn't even matter if its a remake or not or if the original game exists or not. Remake is a shit game, at best its a 6/10. That's all there is. It's not that deep and you spent time making a shit image of bad takes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didn't even read what you wrote but wow check out this fricking beta homosexual loser lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Being this obvious

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          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            remake defenders are getting desperate

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes that's exactly what's going on, Jimbo. Not your hilariously autistic seething across multiple sites over 1 damn game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can someone spoonfeed me on who jimbo is?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're answer's in this thread several posts up. Just ctrl + f, bruh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                k thx

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just another schizo lunatic, like Barry.
                FF fanbase somehow manages to attract the most bottom of the barrel autists on the internet.
                This guy is recognizable by his very obvious falseflagging. Another easily recognizable shitpost of his is first falseflagging saying some shit like "even if it was 1:1 remake you would hate it", then replying to himself with "nice strawman" or some shit then falseflagging again saying "All my arguments are strawmans, I will keep defending this game using strawmans cause that's all I have" or some moronic shit like that.

                Tldr another insane fatass like Barry. Now we have 2 schizos shitting up FF threads.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone who dismisses every criticism of remake as a purist who would be unhappy no matter what deserves to have their strawman argument called out and mocked. If that's what jimbo does then he sounds fine to me.
                Are you just one of the people he mocks?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >now he is pretending to be the guy I was quoting
                Does your autism knows no bounds, Jimboyo?
                To answer your question, I've been shitting on the remake since day 1. You're just an insufferable c**t and I hate both you and Barry. Peak insanity the both of you. have a nice day you annoying shitskins.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You hate a guy who makes fun of people who dismiss you as a purist for shitting on Remake? That's weird.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need "comrades" who support my cause you lunatic piece of shit. I am not out to get 7R canceled, nor am I trying to actively shutdown discussion about the game. Of course you disgust me, because you're abnormal. You're not here to talk about the games, you're here to create an echo chamber of negativity. This doesn't just shutdown positive opinions, but also people who just want to talk about the game, the series, leave constructive criticism and exchange opinions with others even if those others like the game.

                I am not on a fricking mission or a crusade to make everyone hate 7R. You on the other hand, for some reason which i am sure is connected to your deeply rooted mental illness, are ruining the good time I could have in these threads by turning every single one into a giant shitpost.
                Frick you, frick Barry and most of all frick your entire families for not taking care of you and giving you the medical attention you need.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I am not out to get 7R canceled
                And this is what you feel is happening if someone points out that it's a strawman argument to dismiss all criticism as being purist butthurt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This post I am replying to now is a strawman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You just told me that you think someone who points out when others are using a purist strawman to dismiss any criticism, that they are trying to get 7R cancelled

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say that. You're intentionally missing the point. That's the definition of a strawman argument.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, just to be clear, if someone posts a strawman argument where they dismiss every criticism by calling them a purist boomer, you don't think anyone should point out when they're wrong?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Anyone who dismisses every criticism of remake as a purist who would be unhappy no matter what deserves to have their strawman argument called out and mocked.
                >If that's what jimbo does then he sounds fine to me.
                There he goes! Talking about himself in the 3rd person again like the narcissist he is!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think those people's posts shouldn't be mocked and taken seriously? They're worthless strawman arguments

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My name's Jimbo and I LOVE asking questions!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Just another schizo lunatic, like Barry
                No according to his cannon. (which he seems to forget often)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This guy needs a high dosage of medication

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even understand the image, aside from the fact that there are three guys with the same generic nickname. No wonder I see it being thrown around so inconsistently.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just another schizo lunatic, like Barry.
                FF fanbase somehow manages to attract the most bottom of the barrel autists on the internet.
                This guy is recognizable by his very obvious falseflagging. Another easily recognizable shitpost of his is first falseflagging saying some shit like "even if it was 1:1 remake you would hate it", then replying to himself with "nice strawman" or some shit then falseflagging again saying "All my arguments are strawmans, I will keep defending this game using strawmans cause that's all I have" or some moronic shit like that.

                Tldr another insane fatass like Barry. Now we have 2 schizos shitting up FF threads.

                -And here I thought I was a schizo moron for hating the Kitase/Toriyama era of games and liking XIV's story/world catching shit from all the people under 35 who worship VII & X.
                God bless these autists making my slightly rational hate of 3 elderly Japanese men seem pale in comparison.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                FFXIV has arguably the best world/setting in the series. But the MMO mechanics and endlessly padded story ruin it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      U WANTU FINAR FANTASHY SEVENARU REMAKEU?

      TOO BAD !!

      YOU GETTA FINAR FANTASHY SEVENARU "REMAKE" PART 1 OF 3 COMPRETE WITH KOWAI ORGANIZATION XIII GHOSTS, FOUR SEPHIROTHS AND EPICU DIRGE OF CERBERUSU CHARACTERS

      ARIGATO FOR ARR YOUR DORRARS, GAIJIN-SAN !!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They've already ruined it by completely destroying the mystery of Sephiroth. The most compelling part of Sephiroth's character is that you don't fricking have cutscene conversations with him. All you see for most of the game is the carnage aftermath of him just casually annihilating people and things that are huge challenges for you.

      Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm sorry if this upsets anyone, but if you only like FF7 for the characters, fricking leave and never come back. People really did enjoy the original game's story, and if that upsets you frick off. You need to realize that a majority of Final Fantasy stories, like 75% of them, are shit most of the time, and 7 was one of the few ones that was actually good. If you wanted literal character fanfiction interacts because its all you care about, frick off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          stop falseflagging already jimbo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >falseflagging
            Point out a single valid criticism of Remake in this thread

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We know you keep posting the same shitty low effort bait image because you actually WANT people to shit on the game. We get it. People are shitting on the game without your bait trash image that you keep spamming in every single thread. Get a life already.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >can't link to a single valid criticism
                I rest my case.
                Ultra-Purists get their proper remake anyway, with Ever Crisis.
                The only ones who lost out were those who are neither here nor there and want a "1:1 remake with same gameplay and same scenes but with improved graphics, but would eventually complain about inevitable changes caused by the graphics anyway".
                Basically the only ones who really lost out are those who'd be angry no matter how it turns out because their desires are self-contradictive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                -There is no source to confirm that the time jannies will not return
                -Not referencing them in the sequel causes a continuation error
                -Assumption/strawman argument. People wanted a improved remake, not a different remake.
                -A gatcha mobile game is not a remake.
                -Complaints are now something improves.
                -The fact you believe the original was shit anyways, just begs the question why do you care about something that was shit anyways then? Everything you hate is gonna be in the remake though. Everything.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All bullshit, just because I wanted it to be faithful to the story, does not mean nothing can be changed. You can do both. You can have extra character interactions and keep the overall story the same. You can do both, you don't have to shit on fans of the original story.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong
            See

            >can't link to a single valid criticism
            I rest my case.
            Ultra-Purists get their proper remake anyway, with Ever Crisis.
            The only ones who lost out were those who are neither here nor there and want a "1:1 remake with same gameplay and same scenes but with improved graphics, but would eventually complain about inevitable changes caused by the graphics anyway".
            Basically the only ones who really lost out are those who'd be angry no matter how it turns out because their desires are self-contradictive.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong, see

              All bullshit, just because I wanted it to be faithful to the story, does not mean nothing can be changed. You can do both. You can have extra character interactions and keep the overall story the same. You can do both, you don't have to shit on fans of the original story.

              Ever Crisis is compilation shit, not a remake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's post Advent Children Cloud and Sephiroth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the snake scene is pointless when its purpose was to build up Sephiroth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. thread

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same shit.
        Kitase isn't some great artist lmao.
        He's the man who greenlit X-2.
        He greenlit XIII.
        He greenlit XIII-2
        He greenlit RIGHTNING RETURNS
        He greenlit the tidus bob-omb
        and yes he greenlit this too.

        Kitase's a fricking hack who's been blagging his way through SE ever since Sakaguchi left: stop trying to make him out as deep lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think the point is that when they made FF7 they were somewhat competent but they've now spent 20 years making trash and are all worthless hasbeens

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Totally
            In 97 sakaguchi, nomura and kitase were all young talented guys. Not even nojima could ruin their work.
            Today they're all fricking useless, even the supposed "godfather" sakaguchi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kitase is also the guy who insisted VIII and X needed a love story. And they were the things that derailed the plot in those games. Despite this, most of your examples aren't really his fault. He may have "greenlit" FFX-2 and XIII. But he didn't write the story or direct them. He can be blamed for forcing Rinoa into a game that didn't need a love story. But he didn't do all the other stuff you attribute him with. Those were mostly Nojima and Toriyama ideas.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no blood and tifa will make a speech about animal rights while cloud checks to see if his earing is polished enough to impress his new shota chadley later on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MAKE IT HAPPEN

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They've already ruined it by completely destroying the mystery of Sephiroth. The most compelling part of Sephiroth's character is that you don't fricking have cutscene conversations with him. All you see for most of the game is the carnage aftermath of him just casually annihilating people and things that are huge challenges for you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a different Sephiroth with an entirely other agenda. It shouldn't be the same.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's true, but it still means this new Sephiroth has ruined any chance of replicating moments like this and conveying the same tone. Killing a giant snake isn't that impressive compared to what we already saw at the end of FFVII Remake. They can come up with interesting stuff for him to do, but if they just try to repeat the old story beats it won't work as well with him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The new sephiroth is a good guy. Why should they convey the same tone?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly my point. So it follows that this old scene is ruined and they'll need something new.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pleb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroth speaks to the party all the time though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, in an offhand "Who are you again?" manner before promptly deciding that it doesn't matter and leaving.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Once you get to the Temple of the Ancients he won't shut the frick up about Cloud.
          And that's not even half way into the game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Once you get to the Temple of the Ancients
            Imagine being this slippery or moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >He didn't get to Temple of the Ancients
              Ohnonono

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah, in an offhand "Who are you again?"
          And it was poorly written you dingus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sepheroth speaks a total of about 20 lines in the original. I counted because I was curious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Opened the thread to say this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mystery of Sephiroth
      This would be a valid criticism if VIIR was an actual remake and not a sequel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le mistery of Sephiroth
      His entire motivation is explained in the Nibelheim flashback, and that's literally 10 hours into the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right, but you don't actually meet him or find out the details about why he's back or how he's operating until way later

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't. All that's revealed is that he went batshit crazy and was talking about scouring humanity from existence. The whole "mortally wound the planet to merge with the Lifestream and become a God" thing was only revealed way later in the story. Until then the party knew basically nothing about what Sephiroth was actually intending to do, they were just pursuing him because of personal investment (in Cloud, Tifa, and Aerith's cases) or to keep him out of Shinra's hands (in Barret's case).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But there's still the mystery of "how did cloud survive, how did tifa survive, and why is he back NOW?"
        Also, the complete mindfrick of visiting Nibelheim and it looks like it wasn't burned down at all, however short it was.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >beans you with a materia and flies past you like Superman doing literally doing flips and shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You talk with him several times near the end of disk 1 and like during all of disk 2, what are you talking about autist?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. He will actually be there, holding the snake, taunts you, then you have to fight him. He will be the first boss of Rebirth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There hasn't been any mystery surrounding Sephirorth since the compilation shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, he was some mysterious hyper threat, always looming somewhere, nobody understanding how or why he is acting the way he was, nobody could figure out what he was thinking, and as a player he was the one character you wanted to learn about the most. Cloud's story in Kalm just makes you more interested in what the frick he is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but if yoy played a remake that did just that it wouldn't matter would it? You already know, you played the first game
        What they did is more for the fans than people are willing to believe

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it, Gankerros? He could've taken a chocobo across.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Taming a chocobo solo sounds like an absolute drag.
      No way you can keep it occupied while trying to kill other mobs, even if it's a one-hit kills.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The snake is continent sized and Sephiroth easily defeats it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cant kill it , its an invulnerable oneshot obstacle

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well they already had a fight against Sephiroth at end of part 1 and he lost that fight so why would they they not be able to kill it if he can?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    by charging $100

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why no blood?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't remember but was it implied that the blood belonged to shinra dudes?
      because the remake very clearly turned it into Jenova's

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was always Jenova, that's never been a question
        You follow the trail straight into her container

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess having a huge trail of blood in the remake would've pushed the maturity rating up?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The scene originally had normal red blood (and much compared to the final game). When people datamined the demo of the game they found the scene there and we all got our hopes up that they will show blood.
            By the time the final game released the red blood was purple goo. So it's pretty obvious that they changed it because of PEGI or ESRB or Cero frickery.

            XVI decided to go with an M rating and I feel like that's the best direction for FF games.
            While you could get away with showing Blood and impaling and other such stuff in the 90s and still get a T-rating, times have changed and it has held FF back a lot.

            FF stories post FF4 might have been shounen anime for teenagers and kids but they always had some dark as shit moments that made a difference in how impactful the plots were. Being forced to remove stuff like that is one of the reasons the series have regressed overall, among other things.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They could've just had the blood trail be black like it was shown to be in the screenshot leaks before 7R came out.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There are great documentaries on the CSRP and censorship. They really are fricktards that hold a lot of great things back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the implication is that a blood-soaked Sephiroth killed dozens of people like they were nothing, leaving a trail of carnage behind him.
      So, yes, it's human blood. Do you not see the fricking bodies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This shit gave me nightmares. Also peeking and seeing jenova in her container freaked me out as a kid and made me stop playing the game for weeks. I didnt know English so I had no fricking clue what was going on.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Did fricking Sephiroth...fricking do this? Frick!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing in english
      Your fault, unironically.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >「セフィロスをクソしましたか...これをしますか?ファック!」

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like they take that one line and drag it out into a 20 minute cutscene.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sephy didn't kill the snake but it was somehow Cloud. Cloud did literally everything and then conveniently forgot because mind frickery. He'll even be responsible for Hojo and Sephiroth going crazy somehow.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be an easy throwaway boss and Cloud will kill it with some moronic anime air combo.
    Frick Square Enix.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. The whole swamp will be turned into a 2 hour long area where you end up fighting the Zolom as a mandatory boss fight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The zolom will be a gimmicky fight with super god mode and elemental weaknesses and 99999 HP while being next to impossible to stagger

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This. The whole swamp will be turned into a 2 hour long area where you end up fighting the Zolom as a mandatory boss fight.

          It's gonna be an easy throwaway boss and Cloud will kill it with some moronic anime air combo.
          Frick Square Enix.

          Have you morons played VIIR? None of shit like this happened. Only original content like the time jannies and Roche was over the top.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The random Hell House encounter became a 30min optional boss fight.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >he didn't follow the precise instructions given on the assess screen

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What’s wrong with that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be like Hell House

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if Sephiroth doesn't throw materia at Cloud and then floats through the ceiling, I'm gonna shoot up Square Enix HQ

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They will show Sephiroth do it

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure I even understand what Remake Sephiroth is supposed to be.
    In the original game Jenova's main body takes the form of Sephiroth and is piloted by him, but in Remake he's piloting the hooded clones who sometimes take his form and sometimes don't, and they carried the unconscious body of Jenova out of Shinra HQ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's Compilation shit. Don't think about it too hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the hooded clones who sometimes take his form and sometimes don't, and they carried the unconscious body of Jenova out of Shinra HQ
      They did this is the original too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No they don't. You see the body in its tank in Hojo's room the first time, and then the next time you see it it's empty and "Sephiroth" has been killing everyone in the building. We later find out that the Sephiroth we've been chasing was Jenova's headless body in Sephiroth's form.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The sephiroth we fight in the remake is probably a time traveler and a good guy. There's also an evil one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >le Sephiroth was le good all along
        God I hope they don't do this, frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >all along
          No. This one either hasn't gone insane or come back to his senses. It's pretty obvious in the original script. In the end he refers to himself as "ore", like he did before the Jenova shit; after the incident he only uses "watashi".

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth had to farm XP points too.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They kill monsters and humans all the time but lord forbid Sephiroth does the same to a single monster. That's what being a hypocrite is.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They already did showing Sephiroth in part1. I liked how the whole game hyped it up. I still like 7R but not everything Will be the same

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No open world

    That's ruined enough imo, but let's go further

    >Constant crawling through rubble because the POWER OF THE SSD is a lie
    >Start at level 1 with no materia
    >The combat is the same, ie spells never hit, constantly interrupted, undodgable attacks, just spamming the same physical move to fill a fricking stagger bar
    >Sephiroth walking you through scenes explaining what he did instead of showing
    >No chocobo minigame
    >Golden Saucer is 3 rooms
    >Corel is, for some reason, half the game. Brown textures are easy to copy/paste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Corel is, for some reason, half the game
      Jesus, I can see this happening.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't play VIIR.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've played through it twice, not done intergrade yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No buggy
      >no sub
      >cids plane just 1 cutscene
      >the airship isn't pilotable

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who only played the original and still hasn't touched any other games in the same universe or the remake, seeing everyone rant about time jannies and all this other weird shit makes me wonder how off the rails the other games in the ff7 canon get

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Compilation is vastly stupider than all of this. If anything VIIR has actually toned down the campy anime bullshit and suspension of disbelief shattering revelations significantly. If a redeemed Sephiroth became a time traveler to save Cloud from his Jenova-corrupted past self that would literally not even break the top 5 most bullshit things to happen in the Compilation.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For one, there will be no blood.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At this point theres no reason to discuss with you homosexuals, this entire thread is just schizo rambling and pretending their headcanon is what it will actually happen, holy shit.

    I wonder how hard will all of you backpedal about all of this. Not that you have to, after all thanks to Ganker you can remain anonymous and you dont have to ever say "oh i guess i was wrong and got told, damn maybe i should re-evaluate my thoughts and way of thinking"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man you seem upset.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like you got personally attacked, huh.
        Cant wait for your backpedal in two years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pretending their headcanon is what it will actually happen
          It's more funny how these morons have created a chimera in their mind to fight. They don't seem to have played VIIR.

          Meds.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm right, there's full of morons here who think to have played a different game than what VIIR actually is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pretending their headcanon is what it will actually happen
      It's more funny how these morons have created a chimera in their mind to fight. They don't seem to have played VIIR.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this entire thread is just schizo rambling and pretending their headcanon is what it will actually happen
      That's what FF7 fans have been doing to the original FF7 for 20+ years. The irony is that FF7:R is having to fight people's headcanon for what they thought the ORIGINAL plot and characters are. These are people who have created entire fanfictions just around one line of dialogue or claimed Cloud was an entirely different personality just off "let's mosey." So of course when the remake comes out and the characters/plot don't fit their headcanon, they're going to flip out.

      But on top of that, the original and remake plot are both dumb on their own. Just like everything Nojima writes.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It won't just be one snake. No you'll be walking along and then get a huge CGI flash back of a THOUSAND Midgar Zolems bursting out of the desert and then Sephiroth fights them off while jumping and flipping around while a techno dub remix of "One Winged Angel" plays perfectly timed so every time he lands a killing blow on one of them it goes SEPH I ROTH!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    crystal caves will probably be cut, there's frick all to do there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >turned the visit of Seveth Heaven into an hour long segment full of fetch quests
      >turned Shinra HQ into hour+ segment where you fight former trash mobs now as minibosses for Hojo
      I wouldn't be so sure.
      Either they drop it or add so much shit you will be sick of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those make sense because it#s all Midgar and they really needed to stretch out the game. Assuming Rebirth gives us the whole gambit, there's no need for padding.

        Where do you guys think part 2 will end if it's supposed to be a trilogy. There is so much to go I can't imagine it being a trilogy after the first part unless they cut a TON.

        Let's assume they don't stray from the original too far, in order after leaving midgar, without minor locations:

        >Kalm
        >Flashback
        >Chocobo Farm + Capture
        >Fort Condor (Optional)
        >Junon e-girl action
        >Ship
        >Costa del Sol
        >Corel
        >Barrets story
        >Gold Saucer
        >Cosmo Canyon
        >Nanakis Story
        >Nibelheim
        >Rocket Town
        >Temple
        >Ancient Forest
        >Aerith Death
        >End of CD 1
        >Not to mention the possibility for Wutai and Yuffie story after Rocket town

        They can't possibly get to end of CD 1. Maybe, MAYBE, Junon or Costa. How will they get through all the rest afterwards though?
        They're gonna do frick it up majorly, aren't they? They're gonna meet Sora, Donald and Goofy, aren't they?

        I'd say when Cloud gets wheelchair'd. Aerith dying would also make a good spot but I believe they'll have something of a twist there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the twist is that there is no twist
          NOMURA

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Cloud wheelchaird

          That's like almost at the end of the game. Entirety of third part would be regaining memories and north crater.
          Besides that, there's WAY to much to cut to get to wheelchair in one part. Unless they actually pull it off. Like, with everything up to that point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm convinced the third game will deviate A LOT from the events of the original, so there's certainly room for imagination. If they want Rebirth to end on a strong (and bitter) note, either taking Aerith or Cloud of action seems like the way to do it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine if Aerith lived and Cloud died in this game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's what a lot of people assume will happen, like Crono dying in CT. Thing is, Cloud turning into a vegetable already did that in the original so removing him altogether seems like kind of a redundant move.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Aeris will not die.
          That option ceased to exist after you kill one of the heartless version of Cloud/Tifa/Barret when fighting the master janny.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm kinda curious if the flashbacks we've seen in that fight were key points in particular that will change.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I understand that since they play after the death of the superjannies, it means that fate is no longer.
              So no Red rushing towards ruined Midgar, no meteor falling on Midgar, no Aerist getting stabbed and laid in the water.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, if Sephiroth actually summons Meteor then all that shit would need to happen anyway. The whole reason Aerith allowed herself to be killed was so that she could go into the Lifestream and basically convince the Planet not to exterminate all of humanity when Holy activated since it had come to see them as just as much a threat to its existence as Sephiroth or Jenova. Without Aerith dying to take control of Holy in the Lifestream and convince the Planet to spare humanity then it would just kill all the humans as well.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the heartless version of Cloud/Tifa/Barret
            my knowledge of Compilation lore is kind of low, but isn't that trio actually based on some Turks from Advent Children or something?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sephiroth clones, actually.
              We've basically stopped Advent Children from happening now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sephiroth clones, actually
                yeah you're right. Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              One has sword, one has gun for arm, one punches.
              Seemed obvious to me, unless there are some plzdontstealOCs that I'm not aware of.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's these buttholes

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you guys think part 2 will end if it's supposed to be a trilogy. There is so much to go I can't imagine it being a trilogy after the first part unless they cut a TON.

    Let's assume they don't stray from the original too far, in order after leaving midgar, without minor locations:

    >Kalm
    >Flashback
    >Chocobo Farm + Capture
    >Fort Condor (Optional)
    >Junon e-girl action
    >Ship
    >Costa del Sol
    >Corel
    >Barrets story
    >Gold Saucer
    >Cosmo Canyon
    >Nanakis Story
    >Nibelheim
    >Rocket Town
    >Temple
    >Ancient Forest
    >Aerith Death
    >End of CD 1
    >Not to mention the possibility for Wutai and Yuffie story after Rocket town

    They can't possibly get to end of CD 1. Maybe, MAYBE, Junon or Costa. How will they get through all the rest afterwards though?
    They're gonna do frick it up majorly, aren't they? They're gonna meet Sora, Donald and Goofy, aren't they?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the game isn't doing as well as they want in sales, they probably will just rush Episode 2 and 3. Meaning either tons of cut content or they'll rewrite the entire story to go in a new direction. Or both.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see

      At this point theres no reason to discuss with you homosexuals, this entire thread is just schizo rambling and pretending their headcanon is what it will actually happen, holy shit.

      I wonder how hard will all of you backpedal about all of this. Not that you have to, after all thanks to Ganker you can remain anonymous and you dont have to ever say "oh i guess i was wrong and got told, damn maybe i should re-evaluate my thoughts and way of thinking"

      Just imagine whatever the worst fits your narrative, and pretend thats gonna happen. Then spam it here.
      To answer your question, yes donald and goofy will appear.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but you seem to really like FFVIIR and are optimisitic. How do YOU think the second game in the trilogy will go?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          from kalm to northern crater

          then part 3 gets expanded

          simple and easy

          >B-B-B-B-BUT PART 1 WAS JUST MIDGAR THEY ARE JUST GONNA LE CUT LE CONTENT AND LE
          Not an argument.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw they already spoiled the Gold Saucer and Costa del Sol tracks in Demake
      I wanted to listen to them when I got there, dammit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You'll get proper versions for sure considering Cosmo Canyon and City of the Ancients got small teasers as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm half expecting part 2 to end with Junon and the fight against Jenova-BIRTH.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm half expecting part 2 to end with Junon and the fight against Jenova-BIRTH.
        So Square says that it will be trilogy. If they only get to Junon, that means like 2/3rd of the original game is left. Do you think that they are just not going to finish the whole thing? Maybe they will just rewrite the whole thing to have a different, early ending?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >just rewrite the whole thing to have a different, early ending?
          yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >So Square says that it will be trilogy
          Square's fricking stupid. The first part only covered Midgar which is like 1/10th of the game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Midgar lasts 8 hours.
            >Muh 4 hours
            No. It's 8 for new players.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              When I was a kid and played it for the first time, it took me DAYS to get out of Midgar. Probably like 12-14 hours playtime.

              Also, I played the german version without being able to understand or read it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Qrd on your spoiler?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Complicated

                tl;dr:
                >Lived in Croatia
                >Literally no games market at all
                >Mom is German
                >Visit relatives
                >Can only speak and understand a few words I picked up
                >See FF7 on aunts monitor
                >Seto crying scene
                >Best thing I've ever seen
                >She burns it onto CDs for me. Early pirate life
                >First game I ever played at home
                >Show my friends summons n shit
                >Weirdo.jpg
                >Joke's on them. I learned to read and speak german through FF7 and became an actual game dev (Not hobby)
                >Lost contact with all those friends I used to run around and play with all the time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you an independant or do you work for a company?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I was independant. Started working for a company, but I absolutely hate it. Highly likely I'm gonna quit this year.

                Incompeten team, dumb management and hillariously underpaid. Also, there are talks of implementing fricking NFTs into the project, so I'm noping the frick out of that shit.
                Probably gonna make my own game after. Fullstack dev + tech artist. Literally the only thing I can't do is music. I did go to music school though, so I'm only 98% clueless about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Invest in a keyboard, it's all you need. Keep it simple. Major, minor, minor harmonic. You don't even have to play well as long as you can place the notes on the piano roll properly. Good luck for your game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks. That was my plan. Get a cheap keyboard and just free dick it. I do have money saved up though, so I could also commision someone. I'd have to learn some composition software though. I'll look into it once I'm actually working on something.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Played for the first time in 2021 and it took 5 hours. Being a boomer who is used to videogames helped.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Some things WILL get left on the cutting floor for sure. I just hope all the goofy stuff will stick around.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you think that they are just not going to finish the whole thing?
          When the sequel has a greater sales drop off than 13-2, they won't bother.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The simple solution is for them to make the game like the road trip it actually is and quit fricking around

          Costa del sol will probably be pointlessly huge and padded out for no reason for example

          Just pick the pace up and get the story moving

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Just pick the pace up and get the story moving
            Which is what the original game should have done. Remove all the filler quests in Disk 2. But then it would have only been 20 hours long.

            The remake is basically switching one kind of filler for another.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot
      >Gongaga

      Considering the game isn't doing as well as they want in sales, they probably will just rush Episode 2 and 3. Meaning either tons of cut content or they'll rewrite the entire story to go in a new direction. Or both.

      That would piss off literally everyone. The people who liked P1 and the ones who hated it anyway. That would be the stupidest thing to do. If it flops hard, they would need to pull a Realm Reborn type of deal, where the remake was just a bad dream.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Forgot

        Also
        >Northern Crater
        >Mideel
        >all the optional little areas and repeat visits
        >whole fricking underwater segment

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I only did up until end of CD1. Also said I left out some minor areas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That would piss off literally everyone.
        Welcome to Final Fantasy. Subverting expectations and going against the grain just for the sake of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would bet money that Rebirth ends shortly after Forgotten City (aka Aerith's Death). of course, events will change and Aerith might not even die there.
      many less important areas will be cut from both Rebirth and Part 3. anyone who denies this is coping hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Story wise, you don't need half of that shit. They'll hit all the major backstories, and Yuffie won't be optional.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You don't need half of that shit

        Here's what you need and don't need for continuity, only listing mandatory locations from original:
        >You NEED Kalm for backstory
        >You don't need Choco farm + zolom
        >You NEED Junon
        >You NEED Costa del Sol (To dock there at least)
        >You don't need Corel BUT how else to get to GS?
        >You NEED Gold Saucer (Fan Service + Key to Temple + Caith Sith)
        >You don't need Barrets story in GS Desert
        >You NEED Cosmo Canyon for Bugenhagen at least
        >You obviously NEED Nibelheim
        >You NEED Rockettown (Cid + Plane + Rocket later)
        >You NEED Temple
        >You don't need Ancient Forest
        >You NEED Forgotten City
        >End of CD one

        In conclusion. You do need more than half of the stuff. Unless you make up something entirely different and shit on every characters backstory.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>You don't need Barrets story in GS Desert
          I'm not even a 7gay really, but it hurts that Rebirth will probably remove this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't be so sure, they really built Barret and Marlene up in the remake.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He knows that.
              It's a falseflag made by a frequent Reddit tourist shitposter in Remake threads named Jimbo.
              Think XV-kun/Barry, but for 7R.

              Any exaggerate dooming about Remake, despite what's already been told/shown/hinted at in Part 1, is made by him, like pic related.

              Barret made a nod to his past in Part 1 about "buying into Shinra's bullshit" during the Shinra exhibit, so it's ridiculous to think such a pivotal moment later in the story for his character would be cut, but that's the type of immaturity you're going to be dealing with in these threads. Have fun with that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>You don't need Barrets story in GS Desert
          I'm not even a 7gay really, but it hurts that Rebirth will probably remove this

          Alright Jimbo, we get it. Remake bad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Discuss what shouldn't be left out of the 2nd part
            >A-alright guys. Enough hating <:)

            God I fricking hate zoomergays like you. Go back to re.ddit where you can enjoy getting fricked in the ass by literally everyone and everything
            >It's not that bad
            It is. It is worse in every possible way except graphics. But even those are sometimes questionable.
            >Inb4 complaints about turn based

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The party will happen across a wounded Zolom. Aerith will heal it. Grateful, the Zolom will frolick off and will return later to sacrifice itself to save the cast.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw replaying FF7 and leaving Midgar

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god i'm glad my favourite things aren't as popular as ff7

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dont ever post here again

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it took them a whole game to do midgar how are they going to possibly visit all locations from ff7 in the next two parts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cut some locations out and rewrite those events to fit in other locations.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every complaint could’ve been avoided if it wasn’t called a remake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally this. If it had just been called "Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth" from the very fricking beginning none of this would've happened.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but then nobody would have given a single shit about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but then it would've sold even worse.
      Imagine it being called

      Final Fantasy VII: Fanfiction Bonanza: The Return of Roxas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean
      >if they didn't advertise it as an actual remake showing the iconic scenes
      If they showed the time jannies and the rest of the moronic shit right from the start, people wouldn't have that high expectation and ignore it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They did

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. It would barely get more shit than any other game in the compilation because people would see it has a wasted opportunity for a remake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it's still a pretty fricking mediocre game anyway. It has a ton of filler and wastes your time too much.
      Time ghosts are the least of my concerns. They're unnecessary but whatever, I'm fine with them being added. I'm not fine with how blatantly stuffed with walk and talk segments and other boring bullshit it is just to avoid approaching the idea of what happens outside of Midgar. They clearly won't have an overworld, for instance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it should have never been made in the first place, unless it was a actual faithful remake, even then I wouldn't like all that much.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, did he do it?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They'll show you a vibrant cutscene of Sephitoth using his anime powers to send the Midgar Solom flying and impaled on the spike complete with him winking at the camera and smugly smiling at Cloud.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of that spaz with the motorbike you meet during the Jessie's mission?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AC SOVL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does AC mean Advent Children?
        I've seen that and I don't remember him, at least not like this.
        Also AC took place after the FF7 events, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          AC has over the top motorbike fights.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To showcase how nuts SOLDIERs are.
      Also to give you a recurring character that challenges you in all kinds of minigames, I hope. I swear, if he doesn't show up on a red chocobo...

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth falls in love with Cloud.

    Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina (Jenova) with the Ex-SOLDIER's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

    But, the next day, when Sephiroth recounts the previous day's confessions to Cloud, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Cloud he called is not the same Cloud he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Cloud's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Sephiroth's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

    Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that webm
      Nice translation engays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >till
      QA hard at work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fall

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is there a homosexual in the bottom of the webm?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It felt fitting for remake.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's already been ruined because we've seen Sephiroth and what he can do, so who cares?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what he can do
      which is what exactly?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You fricking fought him already, anon, the mystery is gone. What the frick kind of response do you want? What a stupid goddamn question. You've pissed me off with your ignorance.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-still-cant-believe-how-high-quality-and-amazing-ff7-remake-is.603204/ this game is honestly top tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could honestly get over the combat and fetch quests.
      But why did they have the need to change it so much, literally ruining it.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the time jannies were a metaphor for people who wanted an updated remake
    >Square forces Nomura to stop making radical changes to the story because of fan outrage
    Oh the ironing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nomura

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The time jannies themselves were really ironic
      >know that any changes will piss off people, so insert metaphor for those people, that will piss off over 5 times as many people
      Like they fear backlash so they made something to generate even more backlash, the fricking morons.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >FF4 gets raped by The After Years
    >FF7 gets raped by this garbage
    >FF5 and FF6 safe (For now)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FFIXbros....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Every day I hope the FFIX remake doesn't happen. Please god please.

        • 2 years ago
          (Laughs)

          (Laughs)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He wanted a faithful remake.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why not FFVIII instead? I don't give a frick about that one and at least it already involves time bullshit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The company heads wanted VII, not Nomura. Nomura is on record wondering why they didn't remake V and VI first. And for my part, I'm glad they never touched V. But just saying, it's clear why they went with FFVII. After XIII and XV were a disaster and the reputation of the IP was dying. They thought they could just force out a FFVII turd and everyone would buy it AND it would improve the Final Fantasy name. The irony when it's doing even worse than FFXV.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They've basically been sitting on a VII remake thinking it would be easy money when they need it. Unfortunately, they waited too long as well as fricking it up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                didn't it print money?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not as much as it should have.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just money from exclusive deals. Square themselves admitted the actual physical games sales underperformed. But tried to blame covid for it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Why not FFVIII instead?
              It doesn't matter what they remake or remaster.
              It's just the Kitase/Hashimoto recycling machine. Hashimoto's gone now but look up how many games ol' Kitase has been directing since X (^:

              VII was the game "fans" demanded. There was the PS3 demo and fans wanted it, then they got XIII which Kitase put Toriyama on (Toriyama was who followed up Kitase's last game btw too (^: )
              While Kitase and Hashimoto ran FF into the ground they kept pumping out spin off games and projects, nomura failed at his game and type-0 got cucked and it's director eventually took XIII Versus off Nomura's hands. They were clueless and what made square money? re release some games.

              Fabula nova crystallis was supposed to be the big FF7 style universe like Ivalice. XII failed, they certainly don't have any faith for IX so being honest with you: Ivalice is safe. If IX gets touched it'll get a garbage AI upscaled port that runs worse. Ivalice also doesn't have that huge zoom zoom 35 and under audience that they really want to target, VIII does and VII did.

              Your biggest concern is that they'd touch either X (if you're a gay and like that shit game) or VI because it's Kitase's other hit game which coincidentally is probably only actually good because it was also Ito's game
              X has the audience the want, VI they could maybe get a bit of hype for but the money to market it to the playstationbabs that only played the Kitase/Hashimoto/Toriyama games probably isn't worth it.
              Why not IV or V? Same problems as VI.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They REALLY wanted XIII to be the new VII to people
                It's wild to me they still made 3 games out of it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They REALLY wanted XIII to be the new VII to people
                >It's wild to me they still made 3 games out of it
                Yup.
                They got 3 games because they had the engine, they had the assets and Toriyama could pump out a 2nd game fast and did the same for X beforehand. They were supposed to have Versus XIII in it's place but that entered development hell and they had no more Ivalice to pump out in the meantime. Type-0 was already just on the verge of coming out so they had a spot. No Kingdom Hearts because Nomura at the time was supposed to be making the OTHER XIII game.

                Toriyama begged to make another game about his waifu and do it right this time then he, well he forgot to really put her in the game. So he went up to his ol' pal, his ol' buddy Kitase and said "how about another game for my perfect waifu" and Kitase looking at XIV's 1.0 failure, Type-0 being a PSP game, XIII versus being in development hell and having absolutely, not a fricking thing, nothing at all to release said "sure man, go for it".

                I don't think we'd have ever got LR (the best in the trilogy let's be honest) if it wasn't for the CEO of SE demanding everyone use CT/Luminous engine, XIV flopping and Nomura fricking up. Square enix forgot they had to make video games and became a publisher at that time, crazy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I hope he gets kicked in the dick and stabbed in the tit.

            His ""remake"" is 0 G00D

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          every day i pray the FFVIII remake does happen because that game fricking rocks and theres no possible way to make the story dumber

          • 2 years ago
            (Chortles)

            >and theres no possible way to make the story dumber
            (Chortles)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >theres no possible way to make the story dumber
            You heard of kingdom hearts? Since it's inception that piece of shit has been a downward spiral that keeps getting lower every time you look.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >and theres no possible way to make the story dumber
            I don't like FF8 but I wouldn't say that too loud. Nomura and Nojima may take that as a challenge.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >another finger on the monkey paw furls

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            FF8's story makes infinitely more sense than 7R, or basically any other Kingdom Hearts game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can think of about 20 ways to make FF8 into a kingdom hearts style cringefest that involves the entire game being a sequel in the mind of squall after the end of the original game. Do you REALLY want to know how bad it can get?

            Here's some:
            PLAYABLE ELONE
            PLAYABLE RAINE
            LAGUNA WITH A BOSTON ACCENT
            ULTIMECIA IS ACTUALLY JULIA.
            THE SPIRIT OF LAGUNA AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS HELP YOU DEFEAT THE FINAL BOSS
            BONDS OF FRIENDSHIP

            I can go on, do you want me to?

            • 2 years ago
              (Chortles)

              >I can go on, do you want me to?
              Yes. let us see how far this can go.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok.
                Here's the ultimate cringe checklist:

                1) Date scene with squall and a party member based upon affection. Options include Zell, Irvine, Quistis, and Rinoa. Selphie is impossible.

                2) Add additional flashback scenes with Laguna, with him being as embarasing as possible (remember the leg cramps? Imagine this being voiced. Imagine it being the "running joke" for the remake. Repeated no less than 10 times)

                3) Squall torture scene toned down to be family friendly.

                4) More Moobas. Moombas everywhere with voiced lines.

                5) Unskippable Boco mini-game.

                6) Pupu the alien, forced cutscne, fully voiced.

                7) Galbadian empire made into nazis, SeeDs rebranded as Antifascists instead of profit-driven mercenaries.

                8) Everyone is Esthar is black or brown. Gay couples are seen as high culture, and Kiros and Ward are married.

                9) Selphie is actually autistic now. Canon. Sweet representation points.

                Would you like to know more?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Would you like to know more?
                yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Again, these aren't bad ideas

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which ones aren't bad?
                Esthar being Wakanda, or Selphie being canon Autistic for brownie points?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Your suggestions are based though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You've made the mistake of assuming competency in the execution of these things.
                You need to think with the mind of a moron to embrace the stupidity of the studio that made FF13, FF13-2, Lightning Returns, and FF15.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's a million ways you could make the story of FFVIII worse. You should be asking them to make it better. Which only takes one small change. Removing Rinoa.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Without her then we lose the sweet moon scene

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't know...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >nah frick that game redeeming interpretation people got from our shit tier translation
              >actually I might do this moronic shit though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >nah frick that game redeeming interpretation people got from our shit tier translation
              >actually I might do this moronic shit though

              >and theres no possible way to make the story dumber
              (Chortles)

              I really can't express how much I've come to hate Kitase, Nomura and Nojima.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ffviii was my favorite and it does help that the story is already bat shit crazy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hopefully they do it so you become as miserable as possible

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean I'll just not buy it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It will probably get a Secret of Mana 2/Trials of Mana/SD3/whatever it's called style remake where it's just safe but uninspired with simple graphics. And while that at one point would seem shitty option when it could have been a full fleshed out remake, at this point it's probably for the best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let's not forget FFX's novel and audio drama. Blitzball bomb L M A O

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Corpse fricking revival.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >FF5
      ENTER

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, that looks like a childs game. Try posting again when your past your teenage years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon, that looks like a childs game
          It was a movie, also a better movie than Advent Shitdren.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's far too lame and not super leet coolzors anymore after we've seen him fight and defeat fate itself, smash through buildings and monologue maliciously.

    So to up the ante, I suggest that he smashes a planet and rides a shard of it through the atmosphere, landing on the snake and killing it accidentally, barely even noticing it.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >midgar zolom
    It's literally Midgardsormr. Why are all of the FF localizations so bad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The 90's were still a tumultuous time for translation efforts. A bit better than the 80's, but not by any significant margin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because literal 1:1 mythological names are fricking boring. Change it up some for flavor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, it's literally a botched romanization because they didn't know it was called Midgardsormr. It's not there for flavor, it's a mistake.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ever Crisis is what purists want, just wait for tha-

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FF7R was such a waste. They dedicated an entire game to Midgar, but you can't even fricking explore 70% of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hope you enjoyed the sewer... you're going back into it again for an extended visit!
      That part which was just one blatant extension so they can turn the implication that Don Corneo is killing bawds by making it an explicit sob story was so fricking unnecessary. Square enix has truly lost the art of subtlety. These hacks cannot make a videogame worth a shit anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh subtlety
        They fleshed out a character.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They fleshed out a character.
          A character that didn't exist in the original, they inserted some random nobody and fleshed him out to waste your time because they wanted the game to end after Midgar.

          Yea but without that we wouldn't have gotten everyone's favourite new character: Leslie! Remember him? No? Oh.

          Right, that was his name. I totally forgot, even with all that time spent on him he's a forgettable nobody who contributed absolutely nothing we didn't already know.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yea but without that we wouldn't have gotten everyone's favourite new character: Leslie! Remember him? No? Oh.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After part one I have a lot of faith in the rest. Can't wait for more. Gonna be playing these games a lot for many years.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'll get to see the whole thing happen from Sephi's standpoint.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to make Cloud wear a dress and dance in front of children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to turn gay for Barrett and you have to watch a 30 minute unskippable sex scene.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He's going to turn gay for Barrett
        That already happened.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    VIIR is actually a really good game... for people who played the original game. But if you didn't play VII way back in the day and aren't familiar with all the Compilation bullshit then I can only imagine how fricking confused you must be at what the hell is going on and who half of these people even are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played it in 1998. I played Crisis Core too and it's cringe. Nobody would have ever cared for the "remake" had they been honest about the fact that it's a sequel.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't they remaking Crisis Core now?
    They've already given up on a part 2 lel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're acting like Crisis Core won't somehow factor into the trilogy

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i bet they turn it into a fight, like you will get to play as sephiroth

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What will be the excuse for why all the characters lose all their weapons and materia and whatnot? Or will the devs just not bother and just be like "its a video game"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yuffie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why does Yuffie lose her materia and equipment from the dlc?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They lose it in the swamp. Or it carries over but you get upgrades 2 minutes into the game.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    an 8 Remake should make U=R canon

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will? They already did.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing to ruin, Final Fantasy was never good

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yuffie's husband is so handsome!

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they could actually figure out some way to transfer your shit from part 1 it would be cool be I dont see any realistic way they could as Red13 would be way weaker than everyone else who you levelled up in part 1 and it would just be a massive hassle to balance all the gear you have at end of part 1 and that thing you get that lets you start every battle with a limit break. So I expect them to not even address it at all and just start everyone off at like level 10 with default equipment/materia and there wil be no in lore reason given.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get some bonuses for transferring your save data
      Think mass effect. They had grand plans for a seamless trilogy and couldn't work it out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mass Effect 2 actually had lore reasons for why you lost shit. You die in the beginning of 2 and you are under arrest at start of 3. And 2 starts you off at level 5 if you got to max level in mass effect 1 and 3 starts you off at the exact level you were when you beat 2.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know, my point is they started out planning it to much grander, like trilogy wide consequences that turned out to just be an extra line of dialogue or something tiny

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Right but I'm just wondering if they will bother to give a lore reason for why you lose everything or if they just just hand wave it as a video game thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a simple solution for losing 90% of your shit in Rebirth.

      you reach Kalm, flashbacks happen (no equipment or stuff needed for this), you leave Kalm directly for Junon (skip all the chocobo and midgar zolom, that's not needed in this new version), and on the way there Yuffie steal and loses/sells all your shit, promises to pay it off by working for it. Thus, she's forced into the party. You start at level 30, bare minimum equipment, no materia. As you go through the game, you get chances to recover your lost/sold items.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What did Yuffie do with her own stuff from the dlc?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          SOLD IT/SENT TO WUTAI

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is very contrived. Its probably better they just ignore it as a gameplay thing and give no in lore reason for why you lose everything

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's literally her entire motivation as a character to steal things and give them to Wutai to make it strong.
              This also sets up a way for the items to be scattered around the world by merchants later when they're not as powerful, or be given as rewards for end-game quests in Wutai, like the tower challenge.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doing the cutscene as a shot/reverse shot dialogue scene like the last 10 years of final fantasy.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he doesnt kill the snake and then zach and the snake are friends and they give you a sidequest to collect 10 frogs from around the swap and in return you get another Fire Materia

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone lost most of their materia and weapons when they went into the portal at the end of part 1 :^)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they would do that, to avoid having to address not carrying over save data like the gotterdammerung which gives you a full limit break at the start of every battle and recharges quickly.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how the hell are they gonna make cait sith work lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to be a tall, super buff cat Terminator who smokes cigarettes and swears a lot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So, Cid?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how the hell are they gonna make cait sith work lmao

        They already showed him in FF7R though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They can just play it straight like they did with Red, I haven't seen anyone complain about him yet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >meet mysterious talking canine in a superlab
        >ok
        >meet irish plush cat riding some stupid marshmellow looking monster at the casino
        >o-ok

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, isn't the entire point of Cait Sith that he looks fricking ridiculous and unrealistic compared to literally everything around him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            maybe but that random shot of him screaming in agony at the plate drop had me laffing

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he anime fights the snake then glares at cloud and floats away

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what are the chances Sephy will turn out to be a good guy who was secretly holding Jenova's true power back and became corrupted. then you team up to kill the REAL ancient evil together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least 60% and rising.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      100%.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He still wants to do whatever Jenova's planning, apparently, I mean he even took the whole body this time. He will only be a "good" guy insofar that he won't kill Aerith, i guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very good chance this "future" Sephiroth saw the error of his ways and is trying to right his wrongs in his own way.
      The final game will have a fight between new Sephiroth and old Sephiroth. After which he will join the party.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They'll make it a boss fight.

    After winning, it'll go straight into a cutscene where the party is losing and Sehpiroth comes in at the nick of time and saves them.
    He'll say something like "Fate deems you will live" then disappear mysteriously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon the entire point of the end of 7R was that fate is out the window

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fine. He'll say "Fate deems you dead, but I do not". Then he does an epic *teleports away*

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Part 3 will have Zack, Genesis, Angeal and Sephiroth working together.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic boomers STILL don't understand that this is a sequel not a remake
    How did you not get it? The first one was sephiroth from the future fricking with the timeline, it's "a" Final Fantasy 7 remake, it's "final fantasy 7: remake" holy shit open your eyes and read

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean how? It's already been ruined.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually want more Jenova lore.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the cast frees themselves from the shackles of their destiny
    >planet ends up being destroyed by Sephiroth as a result
    Come on, you know you want to do it.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So... DID Sephiroth do it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the whole party just assumes it was Sephiroth
      >it actually just tripped and fell on the tree
      How embarrassing.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    time ghosts popping out at any time to needlessly erase consequences and convolute the plot for no reason

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I don't even want FF7Remakes plot to make any sense. I want it to be as convoluted, nonsensical, pretencious and insulting as it possibly can be.
    Cloud dying and Zack taking over? Bring it on.
    Angeal becomes the real Sephiroth? Fine with me.
    Genesis was actually a good guy pulling the strings behind the scenes? Sure, why not.
    Give me the weirdest, most moronic fanfiction and make it canon FF7 continuation... Nothing is sacred anymore... It can only get better by making it MUCH worse...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised people aren't talking more about Zack being alive
      This is a pretty huge gamechanger to how the story will progress already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. But you won't get that. Nojima is writing it. So you'll get something totally out of left field and worse than the original. Because he has to "subvert expectations."

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you homosexuals tried playing ff7 again? You'd be amazed how unplayable it is. I challenge any of you to play it then try and say remake doesn't improve upon every aspect of the original.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played it last year and it's great. Frick you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Have any of you homosexuals tried playing ff7 again?
        Yep it was fine.

        I played it for the first time last year. I can say with absolute certainty that you're a homosexual.

        What's the betting you gays played it with all the bells and whistles that come with the HD version or emulators.
        Play the ORIGINALS how they were ment to be played. WITHOUT your random encounter off button or 10X speed shit you zoomers have access to nowdays.
        Guarantee you won't even make it out of midgar without giving up.
        Remake improved literally every aspect.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Play the ORIGINALS how they were ment to be played
          Yep it was fine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I played a PS1 copy that I found at a flea market. Keep seething.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wait....you hate the actual gameplay?

          shit..............
          ...here I was thinking you were providing a critique on the ridiculous story or the mediocre battle system but you have a problem with the speed of the game and the graphics.
          Senpai....what the frick....

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >mediocre battle system
            Yeah that comes under 'gameplay' homosexual
            >graphics
            Where did i mention i have a problem with graphics?
            I think you have a problem with reading, zoomlet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I played it on my PS1, moron-kun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Have any of you homosexuals tried playing ff7 again?
      Yep it was fine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played it for the first time last year. I can say with absolute certainty that you're a homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I literally beat it on Hard Mode last month. I love FF7R and will be buying the sequel. It's my favorite AAA game of 2020.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Replayed it when FF7remake was first announced. Tried that fan translation patch to see how it worked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Have any of you homosexuals tried playing ff7 again?
      No. I have no interest in playing shitty Kitase games
      >You'd be amazed how unplayable it is.
      You think I would be, but I wouldn't be. I know how bad that game, VIII & X are.
      >I challenge any of you to play it
      not taking that challenge Kitase, go frick yourself
      >then try and say remake doesn't improve upon every aspect
      I'd fricking hope Toriyama's managed to improve upon VII by now. He had XIII, XIII-2, LIGHTNING RETURNS and YEARS LITERAL FRICKING YEARS to develop VII:R on a game engine that isn't made of fragile crystals.
      If you don't learn from that experience then quite frankly: you don't deserve to live.

      Are you aware that it's been THIRTY YEARS, 11 MONTHS AND 14 DAYS since Square tried to revolutionise JRPG combat? Surely in 30 years and lots of really, really, quite awful games that destroyed the franchise's name you would have picked up a slight fricking hint on how to improve on a game released in 1997.
      Surely.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you like X, exactly? I thought the combat was kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Why don't you like X, exactly?
          It's probably the best of his games if I'm honest with you but it never lived up to IV, V, VI or IX for me.
          Wasn't a huge fan of VII or VIII and X just really did hit for me. I think thematically it had a few really nice things going for it but the actual game that was there didn't do it for me. By the time they'd come out with X I'd already gotten my dick wet with other JRPG's and experienced other battle systems, dungeons and stories.

          X is great if you're looking for an experience and it's "modern final fantasy" but it's not my final fantasy. Kitase and Toriyama really, really tried to push ATB forward and you see that in X, X-2 & XIII but it just didn't really feel like it had any meat to it compared to other turn based entries and when compared to SRPGs which were really starting to improve at the time: it just didn't hit for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Playing it right now, and it's great, you piece of shit zoomer. Not "unplayable" in the slightest.

      Replaying it because of 60fps mod I found out about recently + some other Texture mods + real time shadows.
      Other than appearance (fps, shadows, textures, upscaled 30fps fmvs), everything is vanilla.

      I don't mind the original graphics at all. But the mods are the reason I'm CURRENTLY replaying it. Also thought about the New Threat mod. Maybe afterwards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how you can defend that very poor ai scaling of the background. Just look at it. Smeared shit everywhere.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nitpicking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i mean i have to mod so it looks completely unrecognizable, normally i wouldnt even replay it because it is bad and...whoops! i mean good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keep seethin', Jimbo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >My reading comprehension is that of an autistic preschooler

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a mod to restore the PS1 soundtrack? The pc release butchered it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "The Reunion" does it. Have a link to the original soundtrack played through a Yamaha DB50XG soundcard, looped and ready to go for the game:
          https://mega.nz/file/EosEjZCT#akn0UsC60DA3-GTOethpZHxyHuuCtbsVN2opexKNvmQ=

          And here's the actual soundtrack for listening purposes:
          https://mega.nz/file/49E1HIAa#NXeC9ye4pxUVTB3dBVC5NCZqmyDgff3qDvsTmZJ0jZU=

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How do you replace the music? I have 7th heaven installed. There is a music folder, but all the filenames differ from the mega zip.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are they called aseri, ayasi, etc?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Here's a link for those. It's the same exact files, but renamed for that manner. The filenames got changed during the modding scene at some point, and I had the joy of renaming everything myself. Keep the other one, too, if you ever updated your mods for a future playthrough.

                https://mega.nz/file/hpdziKhT#wnHtO1Ct1Gv_Z-FuT2q_VBD4Uu04UDZ5jnHe9J11TmI=

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Damn dude, thanks!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No problem, friend. 🙂

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wonder if my old copy of the PC version is somewhere around. I was a dumbass kid, so who knows where that ended up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I want you to breed me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >playing with mods, texture packs and speed hacks
        Way to prove his point dipshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Speed hacks
          Framerate dipshit. Not speed.

          I played it vanilla like 10 times already. Modding was a dick to do a while a go. Only since recently it's possible to easily mod.

          Also literally the only thing modded is upscaled field textures and improved battle textures. Without those it's literally the same exact experience. It's just tifas tit's aren't as fricking pronounced. Are you brain damaged?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Nino dev is even remaking the battle models
        That homosexual's going all out. Is he even done remodeling the overworld models yet?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not following the modding scene. Only using what's already there. But Nino is by far the best.

          Gonna be honest with you senpai. I'd play the game rendered at my screen resolution, maybe 2x screen res for that sweet MSAA and dithering but that's about it.
          Why you need that gay shit?

          Because I replayed the original unmoded version like 10 times and It's become extremely easy to mod now, so why not pretty it up a little and go for another run?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna be honest with you senpai. I'd play the game rendered at my screen resolution, maybe 2x screen res for that sweet MSAA and dithering but that's about it.
        Why you need that gay shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plays fine vanilla. Though I use the Reunion Patch because 60fps shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Complete moronation, as expected from a remake fan.
      I've played the original game like 8 times since it came out, and the last one was after beating the piece of shit that was the remake, out of pure spite. And it was the time I appreciated the most everything that the original game does right.
      Now get both fricked and lost.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the remake
        Tell us your opinion of the rebirth too when you play it

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >red shit at the bottom
    >Rebirth
    yo the planet's pissed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Red is the color of Genesis.
      Enjoy your 48 year old Gackt, guys!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like it's a double meaning.
      >It's getting closer to the planet as well as closer to the climax of the trilogy
      >May or may not have something to do with Genesis since Square wants newbies to play CCR to know Zack's origins as well as the band of Shounen OC rejects

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gotta hope this shit never comes out the damage part 1 did can never be undone

    just like that did, it's going to pollute all the original game's search engine results with remake shite
    these are the last times ever where you can still search chocobo farm, junon, golden saucer so forth and get the real deal back... threads going back decades, images, it's all going to be buried...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >recently google some ff7 stuff
      >randomly find an ancient standalone webpage dedicated to FF7 from what must've been the late 90's
      SOUL

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skip it all together to slip in some some moronic scene with the new original characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leslie and Kyrie were worthless
      Roche is GOAT

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Show Sephiroth defeating the Zolom on screen, completely removing the chilling mystery of how the frick a human was able to impale a giant snake on a tree
    >Have the party beat one, and then show Sephiroth defeating like five at once on-screen to establish how badazz he is
    >The Zolom shit doesn't even happen because they killed destiny lmao
    But really, none of this even matters because the scene is fricked conceptually at this point no matter what they do. Cloud and co. are already walking around with endgame materia and shit, along with the fact that they already fricking killed the physical manifestation of destiny and fought off Sephiroth in outer space while he was flinging buildings and meteors at them. The game will contrive a reason for the party to suddenly lose their stats and materia to force them to be unable to kill a big snake, and it's gonna make the whole thing ring hollow.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By showing it happening

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do I need to do to steam version of og ff7 to make it work good? I dont want mods that change the character models or anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reunion patch. You can select what you want or dont want to use.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        does that fix the soundtrack?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The steam version ost was fixed years ago.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind plot changes... but they HAD to mess up Zack's death out of all things, didn't they? I wouldn't even mind if they changed Aerith's death, but why the frick change Zack's? Like, no one asked for this.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The chocobo ride will be a whole chase scene with manuvering and QTEs. When you complete it and the party is like "whew, we're safe", the zolom will burst out of the water, carried by Sephiroth. He smirks and says, "I'll show you what true power is." He then throws it onto the tree, sending blood spraying into the air. He continues to hover, arms outstretched, as the blood rains down upon him. As the shower stops, he chuckles slightly. "I'll see you soon," he says before rocketing into the sunset.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All I know is I want to marry Jessie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope we'll get to see her on stage at the Gold Saucer.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which is better?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm kind of indifferent to either. Anything else?

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Sephiroth will be the one to take Cloud's virginity instead of Tifa

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adding 9 more impaled snek.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe a stupid question but why one wing

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the reunion disables steam achievements

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not using R05
      Thank me later

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does the steam version have the 3x speed cheat like the ps4 version? That made random battles more bearable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Makes random battles more bearable
      >It takes literally 1 Matra magic to take out an entire group of anything early game
      >Once it's too weak, advanced spells + all should be available

      A battle takes literally less than 20 seconds if you're not a fricking idiot.
      Fricking zoomer instant gratification cucklord. Might aswell cheat yourself to level 99 and disable encounters all together.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you not want instant gratification?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dopamine addicts are a joke.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's not gratifying anymore if it's "constantly instant"
          If you'd constantly get jerked off, at some point it'd get boring too.
          Some things need and should be worked for. Not just shoved down your throat until your fat and plump.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Speeding up random encounters is not about instant gratification, but about cutting down on the tedium. If you're strong enough to one- or two-shot encounters, why should you be forced to spend 20 seconds on each? You've nothing left to see or to prove for the time being.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cutting down the tedium of what? Waiting 2 seconds for enemies to appear, selecting attack, waiting for the attack and then looking at the post battle screen?
              If that's tedium for you, I hope you never get a job, because you'd just give up on the commute, since you gotta wait for a traffic light to become green.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Um the reunion installer played music like some sort of virus or something

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >always get halfway through ff7, ff8, ff9
    >never finish

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Nomura so much it's unreal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nojima is the one that should get the LIONS share of the blame.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure Zack will save Aerith from Sephiroth this time and then play a large part in the story before dying off in part 3 again

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the PS4 version of the og ff7 ok version to play?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Emulate FF7 on psxe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have a computer. I only have a tablet

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know everyone is a precious little pissy b***h about Ep 1, but I loved it. It was legitimately the best FF in 20 years, and felt more like what Versus XIII could have been than XV did.
    I know it's not the best, but its a massive leap in the right direction. I enjoyed it for what it is

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I left Midgar at lvl 50 with max materia and like 8 summons, having just beaten the shit out of Sephiroth and stood on "the edge of fate". It's already ruined.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But what if
      There was a BIGGER snake
      I expect ot to be a huge ffxv style enemy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I left Midgar at lvl 50 with max materia and like 8 summons
      All will be lost at the start of part 2

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh frick, I forgot lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO, I DON'T WANT TO RIDE A DOLPHIN! STOP!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they will make this e-girl an ugly Black person and have tifa do the cpr

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They already fricked it up by making the ending of part 1 so over the top. Sephiroth impaling a big snake is boring by comparison.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chance of Genesis hijacking the plot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does it really matter at that point?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty high, specially with the Crisis Core remake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chance of genesis
      Unbelievably high, I have it on good faith that Gackt is losing the podge at this very moment through intermittent fasting and cucumber water enemas so he can reprise the role and relaunch his career also hyde is going back to l'arc en ciel and dir en grey aren't doing heav- tbh I have no idea what they've been doing since 2008-2010 they'll just go back to dressing like weird c**ts innit.
      Why would they roll out ol' gackt for a PSP remake? I mean come on now anon. The visual kei revival era is right around the corner.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >big Nehebelium flashback
      >sephiroth is standing over Tifa about to kill her
      >Genesis appears out of nowhere and kills Sephiroth
      >declares everything has been going according to his plan and that he's killed Hojo off screen
      >he becomes the villain
      It's your future. Enjoy it.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does the devs know how much people in the west hate Genesis? I assume Jap morons like him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      No.

      The gimmick is: IT'S GACKT LOL!
      To give you a western zoomer equivalent, it'd be like if barret was drake or snoop dog or some other rapper idk what the frick murrican culture is but you get the idea.
      He was just a handsome kinda dude in the Visual Kei era and they had a bit of cross promotion going on there. Guy was trying to make it in movies do the Chinese/Hong Kong thing where singers become actors and stuff but it didn't really pan out and he faded away into retirement.

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The snek will be planet sized, will speak bullshit , it'll be stuck on a giant phallus with its anus prolapsed.

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By not having an overworld map with Cloud being half the size as Midgar.

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It won't exist. Or it'll just be, "Guess Sephiroth came by here."
    Why the frick would the party be impressed with Sephiroth killing a giant snake when they've already seen him toss around buildings at the end of Remake?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the frick would the party be impressed with Sephiroth killing a giant snake when they've already seen him toss around buildings at the end of Remake?
      Have the snake gangbang 3 buildings in a cutscene about 30 minutes before introducing him so we know he's a bigger bad then show him impaled.
      Simple as.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The snake will be the size of the one in GoW and you have to climb it

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa is the best!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aerith is better

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