how will you explain video games to aliens?
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They probably have their own Steam account already
> He doesn't know
>Somewhere on the intergalactic web
>there is an alien
>he is a massive earthaboo
>he spends most of his time arguing with other aliens on Graychan about how Earthling games are superior to Ayy games (or "Gayy games" as he likes to call them)
>Brags about how he's totally going to move to Earth and how it's a million times better than planet Z68
>He mocks anyone who doesn't know at least 5 Earthling languages and yet he only speaks basic English and a little bit of Finnish (also knows a few Spanish words)
>This guy may very well be the first alien we end up meeting
>inb4 the reason they visit is to buy the latest zelda games or fromsoft kino to take back to their homeworld
i wouldn’t even be surprised
>you control this dude on the screen with this controller
>you kill other dudes with this dude you are controlling
>it's fun most of the time
>why is this elevator leading to a volcano?
"Why do you play games that aren't fun human?"
>Hm yes it is just like our drone simulacra - how do you call them- "Greys"
ill show them all games that have romance or sex between aliens (female) and men
plot twist: aliens planted alien porn here because they secretly lust after human men and have been using it to groom us as their lovers
So furries are literally alien hybrid abominations? Good to know, one more reason to avoid these frickers.
no, those are just humans with a fetish for anthro characters. im talking about aliens who dont exist on earth
>Reptilians
>Grey's
>Cat looking mother frickers
>Insects
They are all furries
theyre humies. they lust after US, not anthro characters
> lust after human men
they would lust after women, not the ugly men
lmao
>"we literally found aliens"
>who asked
>we totally have them guys trust us
Pics or didn't happen, and by pics I
Did you just get abducted by candlejack or alie-
>gov tells people we may have found aliens
>people have so little trust in the gov, that they start thinking the "alien conspiracy theories" were just "conspiracy theories" and we probably never were visited by "aliens"
Hah
>>gov tells people we may have found aliens
Unless it's an actual person of interest who says it, like Biden. I am not going to believe it. I am definitely am not believing some airforce guy
Believing the president isn't something that people usually no either.
Usually do*
not true. if an american president came out and said he(or she) believes we've made contact with ET life it'd have 1000x the attention we currently have on the issue.
because just like everything "big" the government tries to tell us, it either never happens/comes to light or is only made available to the top .01% of elites. people are desensitized to it all.
no body, no ayys.
fake news
literally everyone is talking about this , even fricking vtubers
im sorry bros r/ufo doesnt represent the gen pop. you're too lost in the sauce, no one cares.
>I'm sorry but people don't care goyim! it's just grifting goyim!
>"goyim, understand that you ARE uninterested. there's nothing to see here goyim"!
Reminder all this alien shit is a cover for the bidens being caught accepting foreign bribes
Unironically more boring than aliens tbh. That shit’s just normal in American politics
chad biden 2024 frick pig drumpf frick zion frick pigs
There's literally trillions of trillions of planets. Ayyliums exist, but nowhere we'll ever run into them. Even if there's only life on one in a trillion planets, the distance between them will so great that everyone is isolated until extinction.
>non human life outside earth is real trust me
>I can't show you pictures though, just trust me bro, a guy I know told me so
Pathetic way to distract americans
Someone post the Flinstone panel with the announcer going "And now asking the relevant questions: Can we frick it or kill someone else with it?"
>Nonhuman biological matter
I'd fricking hope so lol.
>In possession of UFOs
That's impossible because it would be an IFO at that point.
>be aliens
>so smart you can travel to different planets extremely easily
>find a planet filled with dumb hairless monkeys
>end up crashing and dying like a bunch of fricking morons
People always keep parroting this like it's some ebin gotcha but the "ships" that actually observe us could just be automatic drones with bio puppet "pilots" and nothing too sophisticated to their maneuvering. That, or there could be so fricking many of them that a handful of them crashing would still be an incredible track record for them.
There's also the possibility that interstellar travel is so ridiculously mundane to their civilisation that any old moron can get their hands on a ship easily, much like cars here on Earth.
Wouldn't their ships be so high tech, that it would have a safety option to prevent them from crashing into a planet like a moron?
Modern commercial airliners are absolutely loaded with advanced computerised safety systems and yet every so often a highly qualified pilot will still find a way to crash one through sheer stupidity.
Show the proof and people will care, but not that much because it really won't change anything beyond "yup, guess we're not alone." Unless the aliens are here now to destroy us or save us, that knowledge just doesn't have much affect on our day to day lives.
Also the whole thing is a hoax. The "whistleblower" is a grifter involved with that Skinwalker Ranch reality TV show.
probably because it's fake shit like every single other time?
it's always bullshit, and people get fatigued by it.
No shit. People on the internet are going to be more in tune with the understanding that if the government is letting people say this it's to distract from something else.
Even if it's true it just means they're using it to hide doing something worse.
what is this schizo bullshit people keep repeating? has anyone made an actual claim to what's being distracted from?
>saying the government is making shit up to keep the people preoccupied is the "schizo shit"
>not the claims that ayylmaos are totally real and we have multiple bodies in our possession
the govt is not claiming they have aliens. the irony is that you're so desperate to prove youre not naive that you unintentionally scream how naive you are to everyone.
Goddamn you're stupid. You can't even keep up with the argument people are making because you're in such a rush to nitpick it.
The only only with mental issues here is the one (you) who believes the government wuvs dem and would neba hide anyting fwom dem uwu.
The point of filling the media with this kind of nonsense is so that no one who actually can bothers looking partly because they don't have the time and partly because they know they shouldn't if they want to keep their connections/job.
yeah anon its SO simple. its a cartoony villainous plot to distract from Thing I'm Obsessed With This Month! there's no way there some incompetent people in the military and a few gullible 70 year old congressmen pffftt. that would just make life so complicated yknow? no, you and I see through bullshit.
People are just getting tired of the distraction tactics and will refuse to get excited until the ayys actually bother showing up.
Because it ain't the 1960s anyone people pick up on misdirected news, America is a big frick up, Biden and his Crack addict son is a big frick up. Dangling aliens in our face like """ooooo look at this, don't pay attention to our monumental frick up. Don't you love america?" That shit doesn't work anymore. Leftists hate America and everyone else hates America for what it's become, frick off and die you old frickers
There's nothing to talk about without pictures of the aliens.
The congressional hearing I watched was a guy saying
>I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who KNOWS where the ayylamos are at at Area 51.
Explain why anyone with a brain would give a flying frick. We've been hearing this level of "proof" for decades.
He was investigator who questioned at least 40 people with firsthand knowledge. He wouldn't have gotten a hearing without evidence, and then doubled down saying it under oath if he were lying.
Because nobody has lied under the heckin oath before this kek.
I think it's fair to think aliens also have games or videogames. Even a animals play to distract themselves. It's just a natural thing for living beings.
But would they use them for fun? I think it would be like we see Atari games.
aliens are gay as frick lmao
If aliens are real I think the idea they have no culture is unlikely - if anything, they may actually have a shocking amount of influence on the direction of our culture to the point it would lead as large of a shock as the idea they have influenced life on earth
Honestly if they are just watching us for a long time we can also influence them in some ways. Only ego inflated mother frickers will think they can't also learn from us as we can learn from them.
You’re not thinking far enough. If they can influence early religion, they can influence our literature, our movies, and our games, and anything else. No, we’re not a two-way wave-length with them if they have the ability to be our literal muses.
i would like to lead the diplomatic mission to explain our vibrant video game culture
co-op with your alien wife!
>explain video games to aliens
it's the opposite. They probably have some sick vidya to show ME.
Would we even understand their vidya? Or would it be the equivalent of taking a medieval peasant, putting a VR headset on their head and making them play Doom?
If we can understand Japan we can also do it with aliens. Nothing is that weird we can't get used to it.
I don’t think you’re emotionally ready for the idea that they could more or less operate as gods - able to plant thoughts in your head, visit you in your dreams, and do whatever they please.
Weirdest case their equivalent is more bio which results in sensory overload for humans and damn near addicting on use.
A planned, control trip basically.
god i hope the aliens look like e-girls but have 300 year lifespans
boring and shit taste, pedotroony
electronic gi-joes/toys for kids, but humans have become infantilized, that they still play with electric baby flashy light toys at 30 or even beyond, instead of growing up and spending time with their families and helping with community programs(like cleaning programs, and homeless assist programs, etc. They'd rather play with their electric dolls than help another human being).
get off the high horse, youre no better. youre posting on Ganker, as indication enough.
We wade our world shitty so instead of fixing it we created virtual worlds to spend our lives in
Aliens are real, the universe is too big for them to not exist. They're just too far away from Earth, or don't give a shit about us to visit us.
we ARE their video game. the enter us to control our minds like avatars. they're the reason we do things like murder, rape, rob, farm and do drugs.
Going with this logic. They really can be just be called "demons". I don't think so though.
Functionally, there would be no difference . The ancients thought the insane were in tune with the gods…and they might have turned to be correct. Synchronicities could simply be us noticing non human intervention in day to day life. Schizo shit but also real shit.
>everytime I do drugs there's some Aaaay lmao watching all I do
Poor aaaaaays
i dont talk to demons frickin mutt
but we really wanna talk to you, anon!
if you compare the crash rate of civilian airliners (extremely low per flight) to ufos (who are the craft of god tier transcendent future tech civs) it implies that either there are 100,000s of ufos wizzing around the sky daily, or that schizos are making shit up
satanic P R O P A G A N D A
Space is huge dummy most of the competent pilots are in the other parts of the galaxy.
I don't have to. They can watch me play them through the window while they cut my lawn.
i dont trust a single word coming from gov or msm.
Alien women are made for BIG HUMAN wiener
Why is it just the US that gets so many aliens? Is it just some collective schizophrenia?
Aliens don’t talk to black people
But the USA is mostly black people.
But seriously, they don’t interact with black people. You have a handful of accounts vs thousands from most other races
>13% is mostly
come on anon i know youre a rentfreeoid but youre probably not stupid enough to believe that.
Why do all movies have like 50 percent black, 10 percent latinos 5 percent asian and 20 percent white, while the rest is filled with random assortments of minorities like gays, krauts and slavs
we both know the answer to that question but im not gonna derail any further
all of the giant blockbusters of the last few years were mostly whites.
Lead in the water
i trust nothing coming from us uk media/GOV
americans are the most powerful race on earth
What race are they?
american
genetic diversity. one of the first alien abductions was barney and betty hill, a mixed race couple.
Why are the small ays watching
Cuckolding is the 5000 IQ interstellar man's fetish
Its neat to me that their granddaughter is now a UFC fighter and her nickname references her grandparents abduction stories
When you think about it, the US would basically be the perfect spot for alien research. The country has a reputation of a great melting pot for people of different ethnicities and backgrounds so there's a diverse array of subjects for them to research. On top of that, the US has a massive variety of ecosystems for them to study
they got ahold of a civ game and realized we reached culture victory several decades ago
Americans are the only ones that love spreading that stuff no matter how they look or end up, in other countries you get ridiculed and silenced.
Aliens harvest vibe and America has the most vibe out of all places on earth
Everyone always speculates about what gimmick humans would be good at if we met aliens. I personally think we will be the succubi of space, creepy aliens that want to frick everything
humans are the sexiest beings in the universe
dicky is our trump card
How will aliens explain a "game" that's 1:1 with the real world???
With gen-z allowing tethered game launchers to exist, I am happy for them to take their souls.
Most CEOs are millenials and boomers, you balding frick.
They probably look at video games like very early simulational technologies
>aliems
You mean the glows pretending to be aliens? I'm sure they already know about them
Recreational activites using video as a medium.
I most likely don't need to. Basically all animals play as part of learning so I see no reason to believe otherworldly animals wouldn't.
The thought of gamer aliens gives me a lot of hope anons!
Aliens accelerated the shit out of our civilization
I don't understand the question, aliens aren't real.
>Senate hearing where nothing gets discosed other than "I know a guy who knows a guy who said he saw a spoopy alien once"
>Mentally ill people take this as proof aliens visit Earth
I shouldn't be surprised considering the state of this place in the last decade.
It's fricking obvious the government isn't hiding anything. You think they all leak important secrets like there's no tomorrow but mysteriously have a watertight hold on forbidden alien tech?
Games on a screen.
If they somehow don't know what a game is, it's a safe way of practicing physical, mental and social skills, which we have evolved to be rewarded for doing.