>Get a clown >Train him before the patch ruins the fun >As long as he has clown mask with an oxygen tank attached to it he is immune to pressure >Dive to the bottom >Smack a creature from the deep with toy hammer >It implodes >Keep diving down >Repair sub >HONK HONK
not only that but they used the name "Titan", which hearkens back to not only the the Titanic, but the fictional ship "Titan" from a novel that's eerily similar to the real life titanic events but came out years before it happened.
He stands at the bottom of the Empire State Building waiting for people to jump off the top with a bag of money. He only comes once he sees you're on the roof though.
I don't get them, tbh. Were they bored out of their minds and just wanted bragging rights? Because there is footage of the wreck and you can send unmanned sub there. So I guess they wanted to brag that they been there and saw it trough a shitty small window.
Can't even claim that they are doing out of some pursuit of scientific or historical knowledge.
Money is wasted to on these people.
I mean to be fair, it would be really fricking sweet to see the titanic with your own eyes, but unless it was some sort of well established and extremely safe line of tourist attraction, you couldn't pay me enough money to get on that thing and go that far down into the ocean.
Would one even see anything through the windows? I imagine the glass has to be extremely thick and curved to counteract the pressure, it'd be like looking through some clown-tier glasses wouldn't it? Not to mention full dependency on some wonky headlights.
I keep hearing that the end of the vehicle where the toilet was that there was a window
It doesn't have one it has a live monitor feed
So you either see really vague shapes while shitting or watch pixels which you could've done from the safety of 1 atmosphere right on the surface. What a bunch of absolute wankers - death 100% deserved, I hope their ground remains have chummed the water properly.
11 months ago
Anonymous
you get bored when you have everything
11 months ago
Anonymous
We need to convince that kind of people there's something awesome after death, ready for them to explore. Maybe they could get some earthly wealth together with them to the other side, pharaoh-style? God, I'd love to see a worldwide wave of billionaire suicides...
11 months ago
Anonymous
>durr billionaires bad
Go back to wherever you came from
11 months ago
Anonymous
> If I work had, I too will one day be a multi-billionaire.
huehuehue
11 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think that at all
Stealing from someone more successful than you is Black person logic
11 months ago
Anonymous
what if the person who is more successful than you is more successful because they are stealing from you?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Proof of stealing?
Transactions where everyone consents isn't stealing
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Proof of stealing?
my tax statements coupled with the recent bank bailouts
11 months ago
Anonymous
> Dabbing on subhuman corporate scumbags. > You iz stealing!
Wat
11 months ago
Anonymous
Shhhhh no one wants to hear you
11 months ago
Anonymous
You should explain how laughing at dumb billionaires is stealing.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Just call people Black folk on Ganker when you are bored, there, problem solved.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I chuckle every time I see UN asking average joe for yet another donations. These richfricks have all the money in the world yet all they're doing with it is to spend it to fulfill their vanity and you're asking a poor burgerflipper to care about starving kids in Uganda? Frick off.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Money if fugazzi printed shit anyway. It's just mostly waste of time and resources.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but that's why I think it's some richgay flex, to feel something, anything.
I'm pretty sure its not an actual "toilet" its more of a urinal that they can pass around. I mean, if you've only got dudes and expected to only be in the thing for a few hours its not so bad, but I'd rather they have spent the extra money on a fricking pressurized non-welded airlock and constant GPS beacons if they were going to cheap out on the toilet
11 months ago
Anonymous
I heard something about it being a bottle, does anyone have a source?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Will check, the "urinal" is basically a fancy bottle designed for peeing in, like for hospital uses; it can also be capped and sealed.
>Michael Bay manly handshake
huh
Pic related, lampooned in Family Guy Michael Bay episode. Go look at at any 'we're putting together a team" type movies of his, as well as some 80s action films its in there.
wait, are they literally welded inside?
Yep as others have said, its basically no airlock and only openable from the outside.
11 months ago
Anonymous
That's from Predator, newfriend.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Hence the "80s action films". Bay got (some say gently) ribbed for repeatedly doing it many years later in his own action films.
11 months ago
Anonymous
no one calls that the "michal bay" handshake, turd. If you call it anything its "racism ended handshake" or "predator handshake"
11 months ago
Anonymous
wait, are they literally welded inside?
11 months ago
Anonymous
not exactly welded inside, but you can't open it from the inside anywhere, the hatch mechanism has to be opened from the outside. so even they surfaced, they are still trapped in there with a limited air supply.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, the bolted it shut from the outside. So even if they somehow made it to the surface they're still fricked unless someone finds them before they run out of oxygen
11 months ago
Anonymous
More like sealed.. The cap is bolted on with 17 bolts, that can only be removed from the outside.
The problem when you become rich is that you lose the "thrill" or "fun" because it's suddenly accessible and possible and legal, when everything before was expensive and impossible and illegal. So for them, life becomes ultra boring. That's why you see rich people doing ch*lD trafficking, buying huge yachts, doing crazy things...
What I don't get is why they have such a shitty submarine. With that kind of money he could've built something amazing, instead he goes to the bottom of the ocean in some amateur built piece of shit, it's like he taunted the cosmos to frick him up
From what I've seen the CEO saw safety standards to be a barrier in the path of innovation.
To be fair, the CEO claims the core submersible was actually built properly by industry people who knew what they were doing, but it looks like everything afterwards (like electronics, ballast etc.) was essentially Macgyvered together.
I think he said that it was designed with input from NASA and Boeing. I'm not sure how much input, and I'm not sure that they actually had any part of building it. I could be wrong.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I mean even if we're being generous as possible and the pressurised pepsi can was properly built, you still have navigation systems, propulsion, ballast and a whole host of other crap that looks like it was built using off the shelf components. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but consumer goods don't normally operate within the margin of error you want where a single mistake results in you and your passengers being reduced to human puree.
I mean to be fair, it would be really fricking sweet to see the titanic with your own eyes, but unless it was some sort of well established and extremely safe line of tourist attraction, you couldn't pay me enough money to get on that thing and go that far down into the ocean.
I don't get them, tbh. Were they bored out of their minds and just wanted bragging rights? Because there is footage of the wreck and you can send unmanned sub there. So I guess they wanted to brag that they been there and saw it trough a shitty small window.
Can't even claim that they are doing out of some pursuit of scientific or historical knowledge.
Money is wasted to on these people.
One of the guys has "circumnavigated the globe" and done the space tourism thing as well it's very much just for their own vanity to say they did.
When you get to be that rich you're basically just paying for "experiences" because you can buy just about anything else. Its all about doing rare stuff. Most of it becomes really asinine (ie climbing Everest is basically hugely wasteful and even more so if you're not already an experienced mountaineer)
Some of them put it into better use than others - Richard Garriott (Ultima inventor) for instance has done a frickload of "adventure" stuff, but he's also generally done the work each time and in fact in an Explorer's Club member and has carried its banner on expeditions (ie its pretty much the modern equivalent of that Victorian Royal Society club where your're only allowed in if you contributed to understanding by mapping darkest africa or discovering a new lizard on the banks of the wild zambezi), even into space. He didn't just get some discount space tourist setup where they took you just to the top of the atmosphere, he trained for over a year, went with the Russians to the ISS, and was involved with experiments. He also went to Antarctica on conservation missions I think and to the bottom of the Mariana's Trench, all while clearly being fun for him, was part of some useful endeavor. There were no cut corners or else he would have died like 10 times over by now.
> 47... 47, put the controller back. It's not a video game, Agent. Finishing the job effectively is crucial for us, the ICA will pay- > *sigh* Excellent work, 47. Now head towards an exit.
that thing almost certainly imploded and instantly killed all of them but imagine how terrifying it must be if they are sitting down there in that tiny claustrophobic tin can where they have to shit where they sit, down at the bottom of the ocean with a few days of air left.
There is apparently a third possibility. It floated back up but with communications out, and for some reason you can't open it form the inside, so they are just floating somewhere.
But more likely it imploded, I guess.
Shoot a portal to the bottom of the ocean and another one on the surface. The sub will fall through but the water won't come out because of water pressure.
damnit where can I go to bullshit about this? the ones over on /misc/ are just filled with the usual "this is fake and being run by the news to cover up something the israelites are doing" shit.
>GabeN and James Cameron doing the Michael Bay manly handshake-that-looks-almost-like-arm-wrestling, forming a team of their deep sea exploration projects, and racing down to save these morons.
>James Cameron in >Raising The Bar >The James Cameron Story >A James Cameron Production >Gabe Newell as played by Johnny Depp, in his first return to major cinema since the Amber Turd dabacle >Oscars all around. Cameron's Oscar shelf breaks from the strain.
>People pay 250k a pop to ride on the death can and see the Titanic at the bottom of the ocean >They didn't even bother to put any kind of beacon or tracker on it.
Fricking lmao what kind of shitty operation is this? One passenger's fare could surely have covered the cost of an emergency device like this
>You WILL hand us your phone and belongings >You WILL stand up against the wall
anyone who isn't calling this "incident" a mass suicide or assassination plot at this point is mechanical
To be fair, gps doesn't work underwater at those depths anyway.
That said, there's no reason not to have an emergency beacon. That stuff was made to work underwater in case your ship sinks. Some news sites report as if they did have one, in terms of "they haven't been able to locate the beacon yet", but maybe they just assume nobody is moronic enough not to have one.
Regardless the sub almost certainly imploded suddenly. This was the only sub using carbon fiber hull for god knows why and there's old articles about raising money to work on chronic fatigue stress in the hull.
There's a reason the US Navy's sub and reactor groups are the most autistic and well trained. If you frick up even a little you're dead.
Wasn't there news years ago about some lunatic kickstarting a submarine then after it's finished he invited a journalist to join him in there, killed her, then dumped her body in the sea claiming to be "burying at sea"? Why do submarines seem to attract all kind of shady characters?
yeah I remember that shit, I didn't know it was a kickstarter campaign though. but yeah he totally got some lady to come in that submarine with him, went missing in it for days, and then showed up with the submarine sunk somewhere out in the sea and the lady nowhere to be found. super shady. pretty sure he got convicted of something at least.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>pretty sure he got convicted of something at least
he is still in prison, tried to escape once but was caught immediately
what a bizarre fricking story. definitely seeing if the gf wants to watch that netflix documentary on it this weekend.
11 months ago
Anonymous
What was the guy's motives anyway? He expected free deepsea sex but was mad that he couldn't get one so he killed her?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Probably.
11 months ago
Anonymous
they found a bunch of decapitation videos and fricked up porn on his computer after his arrest so he likely was just some maniac who lured her in with the full intention of murdering her either before or after raping her.
11 months ago
Anonymous
He's some weirdo BDSM and torture fetishist so before killing her he raped the blody carcass or something. How he thought he'd get away with it I don't know, I guess he was rather moronic despite his barely working contraptions.
What I don't understand is he could have just killed her on dry land and not having to go through the trouble of making submarine in the first place. Underwater murder isn't really that foolproof and even if the body didn't get found you could still get charged for something else. Nobody is going to ever buy that "burial at sea" bullshit.
11 months ago
Anonymous
the guy was probably just stupid and believed the meme about that. the girl's body did wash up though. the dude evened fastened metal to it to try and make it sink apparently.
11 months ago
Anonymous
she was a journalist who wanted to do a story on the moron's sub or him in general, I don't really remember, it's been years. I doubt she would've agreed to meeting him in his rape dungeon plus b***hes love getting taken for a ride
11 months ago
Anonymous
What if you kill someone in international waters?
11 months ago
Anonymous
You would still get arrested and prosecuted by whatever your country is. Or the victim's.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>can gamble even if your country forbids it >can't murder
wooooooooooooooooooooow bugged law mechanics
11 months ago
Anonymous
moronation it is because I think people knew where she was going and who she was meeting. Serial killers don't operate like that, at least if they want to get away with it, so I assume he just chimped coomed out on her.
11 months ago
Anonymous
he already had the submarine for years and was famous for building it. He might have had a long term plan/hope to kill/rape someone on it but its not like he invited a b***h on a trip on his brand new home made sub.
11 months ago
Anonymous
He's some weirdo BDSM and torture fetishist so before killing her he raped the blody carcass or something. How he thought he'd get away with it I don't know, I guess he was rather moronic despite his barely working contraptions.
>Why do submarines seem to attract all kind of shady characters?
You have to already be somehow deranged to like submarines. Let alone actually getting in one.
It's a cursed machine by definition.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I knew a former submarine guy years back. nice dude but you could tell he was a little off.
To be fair, gps doesn't work underwater at those depths anyway.
That said, there's no reason not to have an emergency beacon. That stuff was made to work underwater in case your ship sinks. Some news sites report as if they did have one, in terms of "they haven't been able to locate the beacon yet", but maybe they just assume nobody is moronic enough not to have one.
GPS doesn't work that deep, apparently.
The best only case where they were alive is they would have surfaced already but can't be found due to no persistent radio beacon or GPS and that shit would have at least worked on the surface
0 chance to find this thing underwater
>Medical investigations were carried out on the remains of the four divers. The most notable finding was the presence of large amounts of fat in large arteries and veins and in the cardiac chambers, as well as intravascular fat in organs, especially the liver.[3]:97,101 This fat was unlikely to be embolic, but must have precipitated from the blood in situ.[3]:101 The autopsy suggested that rapid bubble formation in the blood denatured the lipoprotein complexes, rendering the lipids insoluble.[3]:101 The blood of the three divers left intact inside the chambers likely boiled instantly, stopping their circulation.[3]:101 The fourth diver was dismembered and mutilated by the blast forcing him out through the partially blocked doorway and would have died instantly.[3]:95,100–101
>Coward, Lucas, and Bergersen were exposed to the effects of explosive decompression and died in the positions indicated by the diagram. Investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the crescent-shaped opening measuring 60 centimetres (24 in) long created by the jammed interior trunk door. With the escaping air and pressure, it included bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.
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Whats frick up is that this is the best case scenario for them. I'd rather be instantaneously exploded than sitting in a metal tube waiting for my oxygen to run out for 90 hours
Ever see Akira? Remember when Tetsuo waved his arm and psychically splatted those security guards against the ceiling after he left his room at the hospital? That's basically what happened to them.
Or lthye lost power.
Or they ran out of air.
Or they lost mobility.
There's a shitload of stuff that can go wrong.
Apparently they have a system that automatically refloats them after a certain time, but again, if nobody knows where they are, they are just stuck inside with no air.
Its crazy that after the very same sub got lost last year they didn't put in a constant beacon, especially considering it has no internal nav guidance of its own. The Titanic itself had its wreckage strewn over a long distance because of currents which is one reason it took so long to find. You'd think ANY sub going down to it would be damn sure that in the event of an emergency or if they somehow got off course, they'd be able to notify others or at least let others know "hey, they're probably not where they should be. They probably need help!"
The hull was built by NASA but from what I read the controls and electronics and safety were all "MacGyvered" by these tards so chances are they're physically safe but stranded in the dark waiting to die.
From an interview with Stockton Rush, the CEO of the submarine company and one of the people onboard: >You know, there’s a limit. You know, at some point, safety just is pure waste. I mean, if you just want to be safe, don’t get out of bed. Don’t get in your car. Don’t do anything. At some point, you’re going to take some risk, and it really is a risk/reward question. I think I can do this just as safely by breaking the rules. >So, the pressure vessel is not MacGyver at all, because that’s where we work with Boeing and NASA and the University of Washington. That part, once the pressure vessel is — you’re certain it’s not going to collapse on everybody, everything else can fail. It doesn’t matter. Your thrusters can go. Your lights can go. All these things can fail. You’re still going to be safe. And so, that allows you to do what you call MacGyver stuff. You just have to be very careful that the life support system, the sub itself, the oxygen system, the carbon dioxide scrubbing, all that stuff that needs to be buttoned down.
If he actually said that, then he's a fricking moron.
if you have systems where you life depends on it, you need to have redundancies for everything.
You can't just say we're not going to implode, so it's going to be fine.
It will be the equivalent of saying "oh well, that plane isn't going to disintegrate in the air, so we're just going to have no stabilization system, one hydraulic system that controls everything and one electric cable to power it all, if you're scared, just don't fly"
>From an interview with Stockton Rush, the CEO of the submarine company and one of the people onboard: >>You know, there’s a limit. You know, at some point, safety just is pure waste. I mean, if you just want to be safe, don’t get out of bed. Don’t get in your car. Don’t do anything. At some point, you’re going to take some risk, and it really is a risk/reward question. I think I can do this just as safely by breaking the rules.
Ah, so he's one of those. Well, he got what he wanted.
If that quote is even half real, he fricking deserved it. I cannot imagine paying someone to go in a sub in any capacity, let alone some juryrigged shitshow.
It would be gloriously delicious seeing the final moment of such a miser whose death is brought about by his own love of money. Imagine the other three's condemning words as they slowly all suffocate in the dark.
>Suffocate in the dark
Bro, they all died instantly from an implosion. Not only did they not have time to say anything, they didn't have time to feel pain.
>It's not even a quick pressure death >They're just sitting somewhere in complete darkness waiting to die for the next day or two
Absolutely fricking grim
that's what's so odd to me. you'd think some bored billionaire would like pay Cameron's guys to take them down or something. that's why I said I wonder if this company is like the only one who will do it for tourism purposes or something.
>Elon cusk ready to send his epic submarine to a cave >Doesn't work for obvious reasons >Finally a chance where Elon cusk's epic submarine would be useful >does nothing
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>Speaking exclusively to MailOnline, the 53-year-old from Oxford, feared doomed OceanGate sub was a lost cause and that the technology to launch a rescue mission 'doesn't exist'. >'There is no way of rescuing them,' the naval veteran said. >'Most rescue systems can get only reach 500m not 3,000m. >'The technology, as far as I'm aware, doesn't exist to carry out a rescue operation that deep.
they either float to the surface and are found drifting around or they're fricked
It is supposedly built with fail safes that will bring it to the surface, but whether or not those were actually implemented or not is anyone's guess. Also, even if it does surface, they can't open the capsule from the inside, so they can still suffocate and die in the same time period.
They also probably imploded, given that their beacon went dead at the same time that they disappeared.
I think he said that it was designed with input from NASA and Boeing. I'm not sure how much input, and I'm not sure that they actually had any part of building it. I could be wrong.
The hull is the only part, they jeryrigged the rest of it with cheap electronics
>greek coast guard watch as 700 migrants drown in the mediterranean over weekend >nobody cares >billionaire gets lost in self made death trap >frontpage news and multi ship air rescue effort
Hypothetically you go on tourist sub trip with you, a woman, her young daughter, and the pilot of the sub.
The sub breaks and you're stuck on the bottom with 72 hrs of air and rescue is impossible.
Would you try and kill the pilot so you could rape the other two before dying? If yes how long would you wait before doing it.
Who says the sub pilot isn't going to murder you first so he can do the same?
Also why can't you just share? it will be easier together.
Also why rape, maybe it will be consensual? it will give you a chance to suck dick, like you always wanted.
a handful of rich people paid some shady company to take them down in a small sub to see the Titanic wreckage and it went dark around 2/3's of the way down and hasn't been heard from for days. it's very likely that they are dead.
4 millionaires paid 250k to get into a shitty submersible controlled by a logitech controller and check the remains of the Titanic. It got lost.
Rich people do this shit all the time. Just like how no dictator is smart, no rich person is smart. They actually looked at a death tube strapped with sandbags and construction pipes as a counterbalance and said >Yes, I will go to the bottom of the ocean in this small death tube where there's no chance of a rescue and even the tiniest rupture will immediately cause a horrific implosion that splatters us all
a handful of rich people paid some shady company to take them down in a small sub to see the Titanic wreckage and it went dark around 2/3's of the way down and hasn't been heard from for days. it's very likely that they are dead.
it's just the coast guard doing it, it's their job.
they're probably not trying that hard seeing as the chances of them still being alive are very slim. kind of like that poor dumb kid who jumped off a cruise ship in the bahamas a few weeks ago. there was almost no chance they were going to find that kid but they had to put in the lip service and fly a few planes over the area at least.
Based on the shit the Coast Guard actually threw out there, they pretty much never bothered trying from the start. They're mostly just trying to ping shit to see if anything bounces back and they'll mark it on a map to hand over to someone else later so that private robots can search for the wreck.
But the oxigen is being shared among 5 people.
If they're smart and resourseful they could sacrifice someone, that way the oxygen will last longer and they'll also have some extra from the dead person.
>all men in the tin can >the only relief in face of impending death is sucking another man's wiener
a fate worse than death, it better have been instant
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>They don't know where they are.
Near the Titanic >They aren't many subs that can go that deep.
Make one. >How are they going to rescue them with another sub? You need a crane
Add it to the second submarine.
>Make one.
Might as well don't then because they will be dead either way then. I think hope is only if they maybe floated back up but don't have way to communicate.
>dude lets go look for the titanic in a submarine that barely fricking works
We need to start putting politicians on submarines like this. So they can explore the ocean. You know. To keep their limit terms.
Personally I would pay like $3000 - $5000 to see the Titanic because that shit is fascinating to me. And I would only go if it was like mega safe and well within regulatory standards, and if I could for sure get a good well-lit look at the ship with my own eyes and not on a fricking computer monitor.
>any black brother or poor people in the same situation would have been left to die.
I mean it takes time for them to process the reports for stolen subs
when they say "searching" they're not actually hopping into more subs and looking for them, idiot. they're just using sonar to try and ping it. actually going down and looking for it would be pointless.
fricking what
humans are incredible, I don't care what anyone says.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Always have been. You realize we went to the moon, right? There is a non-zero possibility we are the only living things that have ever been outside of their planet's atmosphere. I believe it is unlikely but nonetheless there is still the chance we are first.
11 months ago
Anonymous
i believe we are the first intelligence in the universe simply because of how lucky we've been.
no matter if someone believes we are first or not there must always have been a first. might as well be us for as little signs of life we see out there (zero signs).
11 months ago
Anonymous
Given how insurmountably old everything in the universe is I find it hard to believe.
We are indeed lucky and it could be possible we are first but there are so many older stars and systems.
I do think that the possibility of other intelligence existing simultaneous to us is really unlikely, any other civs either hit the filter or they died out for any other number of reasons we have only been looking for radio waves for a century and some change. If someone sent a signal from 10000 light years away and they all died out 9000 years ago and the signal stopped we would never fricking know.
11 months ago
Anonymous
everything is just guesses anyway
11 months ago
Anonymous
Human existence is infinitely short, on the grand scale.
99% of all species that ever existed on earth went extinct.
It's very possible multiple intelligent species in the universe all went through extinction at some point.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Given how insurmountably old everything in the universe is
We don't know the conditions needed for life to:
a) arise;
b) get complex;
c) survive until it can get complex;
d) start deliberately manipulating its environment;
e) survive until it can start deliberately manipulating its environment;
f) create means of leaving their home planet;
g) survive until it can create means of leaving their home planet;
h) create means of surviving in space long enough for it to matter to them;
i) survive until it can create means of surviving in space long enough for it to matter to them.
All at the same time. We have exactly one data point. And while stars like that exist, planets kinda like that exist, star systems with gas giants that can shield inner planets from meteors like that exist, and so on and so forth, the combination of all of that is yet to be found elsewhere.
11 months ago
Anonymous
damn man I didn't say ayys were knocking on our door or even that they got to point f. The universe is so infinitely large there's no reason to think no one else got lucky and we will never have proof no one did or not either way.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Sure, but my point is that thinking that "there are lots of old stars so life likely has originated and got advanced enough at least once before" is equally baseless. We're fricking clueless and it sucks.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>tfw you'll be dead in 50 years and you'll never get to find out what the truth is
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'm just waiting to see what comes of the first theoretical solution using the Casimir bubbles.
11 months ago
Anonymous
But the fact we are here means it can happen so IMO it is more likely to have happened than never before. It definitely still sucks though.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>so IMO it is more likely to have happened than never before
Based on what criteria?
11 months ago
Anonymous
The criteria that it happened already before, there are countless numbers of stars and planets and more we will never see.
11 months ago
Anonymous
We can't even see planets most of the time because they give off no light, only stars.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, so it seems ignorant to say something that amounts to "we can't see the planets around this star so they must not exist" that star is light years away someone in that planet could be looking at our sun and saying there is no planet because it hadn't formed billions of years ago when the light finally reaching them was emitted.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>back to the appeal to probability
I don't think I can justify this ring around a rosie anymore.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>white people are incredible, I don't care what anyone says.
fixed that for you.
you just know no shitskin turdBlack person, no poo in loo, nor pisslam sandBlack person nor chink could have ever done something like pic related in 5000 years and you fricking know it.
let alone put a man on the moon or send satelites across our galxy.
it's exclusively white people. always have been. always will be.
11 months ago
Anonymous
The UAE has flying cars and the tallest building in the world. Japan has literal mechas you can drive and shoot missiles out of. Stop jerking yourself off just because you have a dearth of melanin.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>UAE has flying cars
A useless rich people's toy >tallest building in the world
Contracted and built by white people
Japs are alright though, although the mecha shit is completely pointless and not practical.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>A useless rich people's toy
Kek that's pure cope. Flying cars are the quintessential "thing of the future" and they already exist in the middle east.
11 months ago
Anonymous
it's not a flying "car" it's an oversized drone that can't fly for more than 30 minutes.
Also you have this, a thing that can actually drive, although why the frick would you want to, you'll be worried about hitting something and frickign up your wings (they are folded when driving but still).
11 months ago
Anonymous
Hover cars are the ''thing of the future'' not that meme plane car.
11 months ago
Anonymous
It's not the plane car, he's talking about these.
It's Chink made btw lmao.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Helicar then. It's still not the same as hoover cars.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>just a sled with pylons stuck on the sides >unshrouded props right by the door
That looks safe and not at all like a giant drone that will flip in the slightest gust.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Unshrouded props are the correct choice form an engineering standpoint.
Shrouds add lots of weight and you need to reinforce the frame for structural integrity which adds more weight.
Also increases manufacturing costs because you need the blades to sit very close to the edge of the shroud.
And with the shitty energy density of batteries, you'll get even less flight time than now.
It already costs like 150k iirc.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>it needs to be lightweight >let's add pointlessly stylized cowling to the wienerpit >and huge metal tubular landing skids >and gullwing doors and associated mechanisms >this is important
>but now we need to sacrifice safety for all this important engineering >maybe it's fine if some limbs get chopped off sometimes
Chinese engineering indeed.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I mean it's the same reason most helicopter tail rotors are unshrouded. And yes, there are incidents of people just walking behind them and getting their heads chopped off.
Just don't get close lol.
Also these rotors might not even be enough to kill you, just hurt a lot.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Also these rotors might not even be enough to kill you, just hurt a lot.
Are you genuinely trying to say that a flat metal or even polymer propeller blade, even if it's somewhat dull, will not chop through a human when it's rotating at several thousand RPM?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Drone rotors are generally very soft.
Depending of what the blade is made out of, it can be non lethal, as in it will break your fricking hand but not completely chop it off.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>the mecha shit is completely pointless and not practical >tank falls in a ditch >dies
11 months ago
Anonymous
>The UAE has flying cars and the tallest building in the world
Exclusively planned, engineered and built by white engineers/know-how and white European/American owned companies, you dumb subhuman. Those oil squatting sandBlack folk simply won the geographic lottery. They are absolutely good for nothing except for throwing oil money at things. >Japan has literal mechas you can drive and shoot missiles out of.
When the low IQ drops even further. Also notice how I never said nips, because they are honorary whites. Reading comprehension, you seething animal...
11 months ago
Anonymous
No moron, the flying cars in Dubai were made by a Chinese company. >a-a-acshually Japanese are honorary whites so they don't count!!
Kek, and then when Australian aboriginals create something huge you'll claim they're "honorary whites" too. I love the smell of cope in the morning.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Kek, and then when Australian aboriginals create something huge
Yes, but they won't, so he won't have too.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Never say never.
11 months ago
Anonymous
ehh, wytepipo didn't get this far without building on many inventions or things done by middle- and far east cultures
If you're old enough to have played games with myopic draw distance and learned to expect fog to obscure everything further than 15ft in front of you, then you should be used to shit like that.
i would have told them to use a better controller before they took the dive. I am an experienced gamer and cant fricking believe they used some off brand budget controller. those things give out after like 6 months of casual use. It probably got stuck in the down position.
I mean it would be cool to see it, it's a rarely-seen piece of history. That being said, it would only be cool to see if it didn't involve going down to see it in a tiny metal death trap. for a quarter million dollars.
If it was just seeing it then you can send unmanned subs there. It's more about bored richgays wanting to feel something and brag about it to other richgays, I bet.
Imagine that shitty indie horror game where you're staring at a map the whole time and trying to take blurry pictures of seaweed but irl and somehow even less equipped
This reminds me of that episode of SG1 where they jury-rig a Goa'uld fighter and Teal'c and O'Neil get trapped in it as it autopilots back to the Goa'uld homeworld. >sci-fi being prescient but not nailing the sheer human moronation that causes the problems
Gotta love to see it.
>no onboard instruments >looks like something you'd ride at a theme park >is controlled with a fricking logitech controller >expected to go 3 times the depth of a military submarine
is this a psyop lmao, who the frick would willingly do this
Fair point. They ARE when they aren't designed by tards
damn who gives a frick about some moronic homosexuals in a random submarine? thousands of divers drown every year, hundreds of industrial submarine accidents occur every year
Twitter algo shit is really doing a number on zoomies nowadays. You guys care about some completely irrelevant shit just because the algo says you have to
damn who gives a frick about some moronic homosexuals in a random submarine? thousands of divers drown every year, hundreds of industrial submarine accidents occur every year
Twitter algo shit is really doing a number on zoomies nowadays. You guys care about some completely irrelevant shit just because the algo says you have to
>we got a fuselage made by NASA
Nice >it uses a game controller to drive
That's cool, simple and anyone can use it >connected by blue tooth
Hey, wait- >Made by Logitech
AHHHH >radio beacon? Why would we need that? We're connected to Starlink!
I, Anon, being of sound body and mind, this being the 18th of June, 2023, do leave my last will and testament.....
yeah that's my point, how dumb would you need to be to do that shit just for your job.
it's like that reporter that went to some village in africa meeting cannibals and they offered him human brain and he actually ate a small little piece, becoming a cannibal forever just to fulfill 1 hour of 1 day's work in his entire life.
i would prefer to get fired before i sign a contract that says my family can't sue them if i die in their semi death machine. how about you?
The dude legally became a cannibal and doesn't have to face any legal consequences.
Sounds like a badass reporter, not those pussy pieces of shit we have now that all they do is cry about muh oppression and diversity.
Reporters who put their lives on the line for a story are the only ones worth respecting, like war correspondents.
first of all you can get a disease that kills you from eating human brain, second i think he developed psychological issues and never got over that he ate a part of a human being. one that was probably sacrificed since it was in africa.
11 months ago
Anonymous
should have just become racist to cope, that way in his mind he only ate a Black person
11 months ago
Anonymous
>ate a Black person
god I never thought about it that way. I wonder if he did
I agree with you and what not, but regarding that contract, multiple billionaires are dying here, that waiver ain't gonna jack shit. this company is gonna get got no matter how legally armored they think they are.
i just can't over that someone is handed a piece of paper that explicitly tells you that you're about to do something so unsafe that it could end up killing you, it's a paper that is supposed to make you realize that you're taking an extreme risk and he just chuckled at it as if it was a joke. disrespectful and stupid.
something is wrong with the legal system where people agree to so much shit that they don't even read that when something serious is actually handed to them they think it's no big deal.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You get similar waivers when you go sky diving or bungie jumping, and even non-richgays do that shit.
11 months ago
Anonymous
With that it's at least understood that you're literally jumping out of an airplane, but 1000s of people have done it before you.
At bare minimum he should have turned off the fricking camera while signing it, instead they made it into a skit.
should have just become racist to cope, that way in his mind he only ate a Black person
There's no reason why they couldn't have hunted down someone white, red cross passes through there.
holy shit the comments are hysterical: >"Imagine paying a quarter million dollars to die in a carbon fiber port-a-potty"
">this isn't a sub, it's a sarcophagus being sent down with offerings to the Titanic."
>">this isn't a sub, it's a sarcophagus being sent down with offerings to the Titanic."
Considering how many ships the Olympic class ships wrecked, it makes sense that the Titanic still HUNGERS.
>if you aren't mercy-killed by implosion, you slowly asphyxiate in the dark while being tortured by Celine Dion on repeat
Fricking hell. It's arguably worse than having to listen to Friday on repeat but on the surface.
https://newrepublic.com/post/173802/missing-titanic-sub-faced-lawsuit-depths-safely-travel-oceangate >At the meeting Lochridge discovered why he had been denied access to the viewport information from the Engineering department—the viewport at the forward of the submersible was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate intended to take passengers down to depths of 4,000 meters. Lochridge learned that the viewport manufacturer would only certify to a depth of 1,300 meters due to experimental design of the viewport supplied by OceanGate, which was out of the Pressure Vessels for Human Occupancy (“PVHO”) standards. OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters. >For reference, the Titanic is estimated to sit on the ocean floor at a depth of nearly 13,000 feet.
huh
well it could be worse >Paying passengers wouldn’t know or be informed about Lochridge’s concerns, according to his complaints. They also wouldn’t be informed “that hazardous flammable materials were being used within the submersible.” Lochridge expressed concerns about the Titan again. But OceanGate didn’t address those concerns, and Lockridge was fired. >burning to death thousands of feet below the surface
>>At the meeting Lochridge discovered why he had been denied access to the viewport information from the Engineering department—the viewport at the forward of the submersible was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate intended to take passengers down to depths of 4,000 meters. Lochridge learned that the viewport manufacturer would only certify to a depth of 1,300 meters due to experimental design of the viewport supplied by OceanGate, which was out of the Pressure Vessels for Human Occupancy (“PVHO”) standards. OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters.
This is straight up murder then. He's lucky he killed himself along with them.
to death thousands of feet below the surface
It's not Apollo 1, they would just get pancaked, mostly against the opposite end of the vessel, as soon as the viewport shatters into millions of razor sharp shards. But at least they won't feel the cuts as either their blood boils near instantly or their brains and bones and just everything becomes highly compressed mincemeat.
When was that though? Maybe they gave up and paid for an upgrade after all.
11 months ago
Anonymous
ehhh
https://www.insider.com/missing-titanic-sub-ceo-told-reporter-safety-pure-waste-2023-6 >In a November 2022 episode of CBS journalist David Pogue's "Unsung Science" podcast, Rush discussed the Titan sub's mechanics and build. >He said there was a "limit" to safety, telling Pogue: "You know, at some point, safety is just pure waste. I mean, if you just want to be safe, don't get out of bed, don't get in your car, don't do anything. At some point, you're going to take some risk, and it really is a risk-reward question."
https://newrepublic.com/post/173802/missing-titanic-sub-faced-lawsuit-depths-safely-travel-oceangate >At the meeting Lochridge discovered why he had been denied access to the viewport information from the Engineering department—the viewport at the forward of the submersible was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate intended to take passengers down to depths of 4,000 meters. Lochridge learned that the viewport manufacturer would only certify to a depth of 1,300 meters due to experimental design of the viewport supplied by OceanGate, which was out of the Pressure Vessels for Human Occupancy (“PVHO”) standards. OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters. >For reference, the Titanic is estimated to sit on the ocean floor at a depth of nearly 13,000 feet.
huh
well it could be worse >Paying passengers wouldn’t know or be informed about Lochridge’s concerns, according to his complaints. They also wouldn’t be informed “that hazardous flammable materials were being used within the submersible.” Lochridge expressed concerns about the Titan again. But OceanGate didn’t address those concerns, and Lockridge was fired. >burning to death thousands of feet below the surface
The most boring outcome would be if it was never recovered and remained lost forever or until like 30 years from now. I do want some closure either by getting them out alive to tell their story, finding the crushed wreck with mincemeat inside or that they were alone in the ocean floor for days and cannibalized each other.
>I do want some closure either by getting them out alive to tell their story
God
imagine getting out after like a multiple day long nightmare experience and finding out the world have been spending the time calling you morons
>>At the meeting Lochridge discovered why he had been denied access to the viewport information from the Engineering department—the viewport at the forward of the submersible was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate intended to take passengers down to depths of 4,000 meters. Lochridge learned that the viewport manufacturer would only certify to a depth of 1,300 meters due to experimental design of the viewport supplied by OceanGate, which was out of the Pressure Vessels for Human Occupancy (“PVHO”) standards. OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters.
This is straight up murder then. He's lucky he killed himself along with them.
to death thousands of feet below the surface
It's not Apollo 1, they would just get pancaked, mostly against the opposite end of the vessel, as soon as the viewport shatters into millions of razor sharp shards. But at least they won't feel the cuts as either their blood boils near instantly or their brains and bones and just everything becomes highly compressed mincemeat.
But man in the end I just want to find out WHAT happened exactly, ending this with a "nobody knows oh well" and letting it fade from memory would be very unsatisfying.
No one is ever fricking finding this thing unless the fail safe activated and they a lot on the surface(it didn't).
The only reason they even found the wreck of the titanic was because they knew where it was when it sank, no one knows where this thing was at all when it disappeared there is no way to model the currents and estimate the position, not to mention how small it is.
Don't forget that the wreck of the titanic wasn't found until 1985 - so late that films and books written in the interim still assumed that the ship was in one piece when it sank.
And the Titanic is fricking huge. Imagine trying to find a carbon fiber tube the size of a minivan or more likely, the size of a dinner plate now
>so late that films and books written in the interim still assumed that the ship was in one piece when it sank
wait what
I thought that a ton of survivors confirmed that they saw it split in half when the lights went out and shit?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raise_the_Titanic_(film) >An old Greek ocean liner, SS Athinai was converted into a replica of the Titanic. A scale model was used for close-up underwater scenes. At the time of filming there were conflicting views as to whether the Titanic had broken up as she foundered based on the original eyewitness testimony of the survivors, and – in line with the novel's assumption against the break-up narrative – the ship was portrayed as intact in the film. In 1985 the wreck of the real Titanic was located, confirming that she had broken up during the disaster, and lay in two pieces on the bottom of the North Atlantic in a state of advanced corrosion.
it's not like there is anything they can do for them to begin with, unless they surfaced. even if they found them 1 or 2 kilometers deep or something, what the hell are they going to be able to do to help it back up to the surface?
How do subs that tiny even resurface anyway? I assume they pull water into tanks to sink, and forcibly eject it to surface? Have to look this up, don't remember.
damn the strength of those engines must be immense. Imagine the power needed to overcome the pressure of being at the ocean floor, and shooting water out of your ballast tanks. Holy shit this sounds like such a terrible idea.
>I assume they pull water into tanks to sink, and forcibly eject it to surface?
It would certainly be interesting. I wonder what pressure is at 4 km below in an ocean. Oh, right, we have Internet for this shit now: >76 MPa (750 atm; 11,000 psi)
Yeah, I don't think so. No for that shitty tin can with ghetto'd everything except the hull.
Every 10 meters of depth.
Distilled water is 1000kg/m^3, and sea water is around 1030.
It's not that much of a difference. 1-2 atmospheres top.
The pressure is density*g*depth, so 3% difference.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I wonder how many pounds per square inch that is
This situation sucks and I feel a bit bad even for billionaires, but damn if that wasn't a dumb idea. Frick going underwater.
I heard about this but have no idea what happened someone tell me, I refuse to google because of the israelites. I understand they are lost but are they dead lost or life lost?
5 millionaires went in a garage project tier submarine to see the titanic wreck and became lost. Supossedly enough air until Thursday. No GPS trackers of any kind, no communications, airlock is bolted from outside.
>Supossedly enough air until Thursday
Imagine the hellscape that submarine is in right now:
>probably smells like piss and shit >panic attacks >anal rape to relieve stress >cannibalism >the world will never know
probably the awfullest way to go out, ever
barotrauma gays you're finally relevant, save those guys
obviously they should've upgraded hull and water pumps before doing crush depth missions... bakaas.....
We've had enough subs sink on us to know they're probably dead.
>Get a clown
>Train him before the patch ruins the fun
>As long as he has clown mask with an oxygen tank attached to it he is immune to pressure
>Dive to the bottom
>Smack a creature from the deep with toy hammer
>It implodes
>Keep diving down
>Repair sub
>HONK HONK
>>Get a clown
Is this ss13?
Clown (as Captain).
barotrauma has a clown as direct reference to ss13
Perfect.
ROOM
I hope they will be fine.
SUS TOP LEFT
SUSMERGIBLE
IT'S SUSMARINE YOU SUSSY BAKAS
I don't get it...
Just google OceanGate Titan Submersible
you think companies (and customers) would realize by now that the "-gate" suffix is bad news
not only that but they used the name "Titan", which hearkens back to not only the the Titanic, but the fictional ship "Titan" from a novel that's eerily similar to the real life titanic events but came out years before it happened.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wreck_of_the_Titan:_Or,_Futility#:~:text=Futility%20is%20a%20novella%20written,Ocean%20after%20striking%20an%20iceberg.
This?
yea
wtf is that moron doing with his tongue?
I don't know about his tongue, but he snorted cocaine with his nose.
Kek
stonetoss is a literal nazi
wtf how do I donate to him!?
damn, he must be like 100 years old by now
>the ideology of national socialism stopped existing in 1945
wowzers
Ok and?
And I appreciate him.
Very cool
you mean he's based?
Sure, if you think being a Nazi is "based".
where do i donate to him?
He stands at the bottom of the Empire State Building waiting for people to jump off the top with a bag of money. He only comes once he sees you're on the roof though.
>and that's a good thing
Nazis aren't real
It's not funny when he forces the amogus into his comics.
how much money did he make off that NFT?
Stonetoss is only funny when he puts out a racist comic
wrong
almost nobody got this one. it is pretty funny though.
what a nutjob he was, i can only imagine the horror of being his parents and listening to his manifesto
his manifesto was particularly insane, even amongst other mass shooter manifestos.
>I JUST WANT TO BE A CARTOON GHOST GIRL WHO FRICKS OTHER CARTOON GHOST GIRLS
>WHY DON'T YOU GET ME, MOM!?
if i remember correctly he also talked about how easily he could have killed his parents or something like that
yeah and he also talked about when his parents would go away he would get his mom's lingerie out, wear it, and jerk off in front of the mirror.
Their response was most likely: "You should have fricking done it then."
Se jodieron
James Cameron is going to have a frick of a time writing a love story for this one.
there was supposedly 1 woman on board
No, 5 guys.
Burger and fries
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT
GET DEPRESSURIZED
GET DEPRESSURIZED
Frick me i shouldn't laugh
I don't get it
Its the plap plap get pregnant meme
jesus christ
I wouldn’t. Blame yourself or God.
These people had frick you money and would rather wander the abyss than climb a mountain like your run of the mill billionaires, frick these homies
I hope the likes of Bezos and Musk follow suit.
I don't get them, tbh. Were they bored out of their minds and just wanted bragging rights? Because there is footage of the wreck and you can send unmanned sub there. So I guess they wanted to brag that they been there and saw it trough a shitty small window.
Can't even claim that they are doing out of some pursuit of scientific or historical knowledge.
Money is wasted to on these people.
One of the guys has "circumnavigated the globe" and done the space tourism thing as well it's very much just for their own vanity to say they did.
>space tourism
Calling bezos's carnival ride "space tourism" is bullshit.
Frickers don't even get to orbit
Would one even see anything through the windows? I imagine the glass has to be extremely thick and curved to counteract the pressure, it'd be like looking through some clown-tier glasses wouldn't it? Not to mention full dependency on some wonky headlights.
It doesn't have one it has a live monitor feed
I keep hearing that the end of the vehicle where the toilet was that there was a window
Yes it does, in the front where the "toilet" is
It has a small window in the toilet
So you either see really vague shapes while shitting or watch pixels which you could've done from the safety of 1 atmosphere right on the surface. What a bunch of absolute wankers - death 100% deserved, I hope their ground remains have chummed the water properly.
you get bored when you have everything
We need to convince that kind of people there's something awesome after death, ready for them to explore. Maybe they could get some earthly wealth together with them to the other side, pharaoh-style? God, I'd love to see a worldwide wave of billionaire suicides...
>durr billionaires bad
Go back to wherever you came from
> If I work had, I too will one day be a multi-billionaire.
huehuehue
I don't think that at all
Stealing from someone more successful than you is Black person logic
what if the person who is more successful than you is more successful because they are stealing from you?
Proof of stealing?
Transactions where everyone consents isn't stealing
>Proof of stealing?
my tax statements coupled with the recent bank bailouts
> Dabbing on subhuman corporate scumbags.
> You iz stealing!
Wat
Shhhhh no one wants to hear you
You should explain how laughing at dumb billionaires is stealing.
Just call people Black folk on Ganker when you are bored, there, problem solved.
I chuckle every time I see UN asking average joe for yet another donations. These richfricks have all the money in the world yet all they're doing with it is to spend it to fulfill their vanity and you're asking a poor burgerflipper to care about starving kids in Uganda? Frick off.
Money if fugazzi printed shit anyway. It's just mostly waste of time and resources.
Yeah, but that's why I think it's some richgay flex, to feel something, anything.
I'm pretty sure its not an actual "toilet" its more of a urinal that they can pass around. I mean, if you've only got dudes and expected to only be in the thing for a few hours its not so bad, but I'd rather they have spent the extra money on a fricking pressurized non-welded airlock and constant GPS beacons if they were going to cheap out on the toilet
I heard something about it being a bottle, does anyone have a source?
Will check, the "urinal" is basically a fancy bottle designed for peeing in, like for hospital uses; it can also be capped and sealed.
Pic related, lampooned in Family Guy Michael Bay episode. Go look at at any 'we're putting together a team" type movies of his, as well as some 80s action films its in there.
Yep as others have said, its basically no airlock and only openable from the outside.
That's from Predator, newfriend.
Hence the "80s action films". Bay got (some say gently) ribbed for repeatedly doing it many years later in his own action films.
no one calls that the "michal bay" handshake, turd. If you call it anything its "racism ended handshake" or "predator handshake"
wait, are they literally welded inside?
not exactly welded inside, but you can't open it from the inside anywhere, the hatch mechanism has to be opened from the outside. so even they surfaced, they are still trapped in there with a limited air supply.
Yes, the bolted it shut from the outside. So even if they somehow made it to the surface they're still fricked unless someone finds them before they run out of oxygen
More like sealed.. The cap is bolted on with 17 bolts, that can only be removed from the outside.
People always shit on Daily Mail but their infographics are always on point.
>if planes have a black box we should too
That's a shitbox.
imagine the smell in there by now
>Be fish swimming about in darkness
>See lights
>Go investigate
>Look through window and see boomer taking a shit
Stay in your basement forever, moron.
I'd love to go see the wreck myself, just not in a fricking home made tube of death.
Why not go one step further and free dive into the spot if you really want to see it in person so much, you moron.
Because it's physically impossible, that's why you need a sub.
It's possible, you just gotta ignore your own mortality. You should totally do it. It will be a boon to this planet.
The problem when you become rich is that you lose the "thrill" or "fun" because it's suddenly accessible and possible and legal, when everything before was expensive and impossible and illegal. So for them, life becomes ultra boring. That's why you see rich people doing ch*lD trafficking, buying huge yachts, doing crazy things...
What I don't get is why they have such a shitty submarine. With that kind of money he could've built something amazing, instead he goes to the bottom of the ocean in some amateur built piece of shit, it's like he taunted the cosmos to frick him up
From what I've seen the CEO saw safety standards to be a barrier in the path of innovation.
To be fair, the CEO claims the core submersible was actually built properly by industry people who knew what they were doing, but it looks like everything afterwards (like electronics, ballast etc.) was essentially Macgyvered together.
I think he said that it was designed with input from NASA and Boeing. I'm not sure how much input, and I'm not sure that they actually had any part of building it. I could be wrong.
I mean even if we're being generous as possible and the pressurised pepsi can was properly built, you still have navigation systems, propulsion, ballast and a whole host of other crap that looks like it was built using off the shelf components. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but consumer goods don't normally operate within the margin of error you want where a single mistake results in you and your passengers being reduced to human puree.
I mean to be fair, it would be really fricking sweet to see the titanic with your own eyes, but unless it was some sort of well established and extremely safe line of tourist attraction, you couldn't pay me enough money to get on that thing and go that far down into the ocean.
There are cooler things than Titanic that is very rusted out at this point.
When you get to be that rich you're basically just paying for "experiences" because you can buy just about anything else. Its all about doing rare stuff. Most of it becomes really asinine (ie climbing Everest is basically hugely wasteful and even more so if you're not already an experienced mountaineer)
Some of them put it into better use than others - Richard Garriott (Ultima inventor) for instance has done a frickload of "adventure" stuff, but he's also generally done the work each time and in fact in an Explorer's Club member and has carried its banner on expeditions (ie its pretty much the modern equivalent of that Victorian Royal Society club where your're only allowed in if you contributed to understanding by mapping darkest africa or discovering a new lizard on the banks of the wild zambezi), even into space. He didn't just get some discount space tourist setup where they took you just to the top of the atmosphere, he trained for over a year, went with the Russians to the ISS, and was involved with experiments. He also went to Antarctica on conservation missions I think and to the bottom of the Mariana's Trench, all while clearly being fun for him, was part of some useful endeavor. There were no cut corners or else he would have died like 10 times over by now.
they obviously imploded right
This. It most likely happened when someone flushed the toilet.
How do you flush a bottled water?
Definitely the paki's son's fault
>you are living in the timeline where a billionaire's cause of death was logitech
> 47... 47, put the controller back. It's not a video game, Agent. Finishing the job effectively is crucial for us, the ICA will pay-
> *sigh* Excellent work, 47. Now head towards an exit.
im still pissed off there was no cruiser/boat map in hitman. and no, the fricking training mission with the fake boat doesnt count.
They've probably realized that they won't be able to surpass the Fat Albert one and just gave up.
>parachute is lighter than air, slows your descent
>water parachute is lighter than water so you float to the top
Seems simple?
is lighter than air
hol up, let him cook
>parachute is lighter than air
All it does is provide a lot of drag area, moron. You're thinking of a hot air balloon.
>hot air balloon is lighter than air
All it does is capture heated air, moron. You're thinking of an airplane.
Why didn't they just put the sub on top of an air bubble crack and get unlimited air?
>air bubble crack
uh... anon, that's not air. *brrrrrrap*
Easy.
Portals.
uh oh, i just accidentally connected a portal between tel aviv and the bottom of the atlantic ocean
Good job, now you will have to replace the ocean or run caravans on the oceanfloor to transfer goods between the continents.
Why don't they just use eagles to overfly the zone and see where bubbles come from?
that thing almost certainly imploded and instantly killed all of them but imagine how terrifying it must be if they are sitting down there in that tiny claustrophobic tin can where they have to shit where they sit, down at the bottom of the ocean with a few days of air left.
>where they have to shit where they sit
They have a toilet.
you think scooting over half a meter to the side makes a difference? theres images of the inside of the vessel, they are sitting shoulder to shoulder
That's no excuse. Use the toilet, Ranjish.
There is apparently a third possibility. It floated back up but with communications out, and for some reason you can't open it form the inside, so they are just floating somewhere.
But more likely it imploded, I guess.
The support crew bolts the airtight container shut from the outside there is no hatch
But yeah they are definitely dead already
Shoot a portal to the bottom of the ocean and another one on the surface. The sub will fall through but the water won't come out because of water pressure.
it's over anon, the no fun jannies are deleting these threads
damnit where can I go to bullshit about this? the ones over on /misc/ are just filled with the usual "this is fake and being run by the news to cover up something the israelites are doing" shit.
Just stay here, the threads are getting remade and the janny can't delete all of them.
i've been on this pretty much the whole day
Would be nice if there was a /b/ but blue board version without the porn spam.
You can't
moronic schizos have ruined the internet
I didn't even know there was a /news/ board until today.
Its overrun by /misc/tards. Has been for ages
Ah, so like the rest of the site? and that's a good thing
The frick are you talking about? It's the one place on the site where mainstream shitlibs are predominant.
>GabeN and James Cameron doing the Michael Bay manly handshake-that-looks-almost-like-arm-wrestling, forming a team of their deep sea exploration projects, and racing down to save these morons.
>James Cameron
Cast the inevitable biopic.
>James Cameron in
>Raising The Bar
>The James Cameron Story
>A James Cameron Production
>Gabe Newell as played by Johnny Depp, in his first return to major cinema since the Amber Turd dabacle
>Oscars all around. Cameron's Oscar shelf breaks from the strain.
Nailed it
The bravest pioneer!
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUsf_BXUbKY
>Michael Bay manly handshake
huh
What a shit show
100% someone is getting sued over this
Waivers don't mean jack shit
You will own nothing and be happy.
How fricking stupid do you have to be to pay $250,000 to get on a death can with no backup plan
>People pay 250k a pop to ride on the death can and see the Titanic at the bottom of the ocean
>They didn't even bother to put any kind of beacon or tracker on it.
Fricking lmao what kind of shitty operation is this? One passenger's fare could surely have covered the cost of an emergency device like this
>internet was turned off to prevent damaging tweets from leaking out
God damn, we live in such a corporate dystopia hellhole.
>You WILL hand us your phone and belongings
>You WILL stand up against the wall
anyone who isn't calling this "incident" a mass suicide or assassination plot at this point is mechanical
>the fricking CEO of the company running it was on board
good
CEO goes down with the ship.
If only this was true with every industry, the world would be a better place
Bezos was on the first crewed launch of his sub orbital rocket
don't they have a carpathia submersible they can send down to rescue it?
They don't even know where they are, because some genius refused to instal a tracker
Why would someone refuse to install gps tracker in this fricking day and age, on a fricking commercial sub of all things? I smell foul play.
>he doesn't know
GPS doesn't work that deep, apparently.
really? i just smell incompetence.
as we all know, water and stupidity go hand in hand.
To be fair, gps doesn't work underwater at those depths anyway.
That said, there's no reason not to have an emergency beacon. That stuff was made to work underwater in case your ship sinks. Some news sites report as if they did have one, in terms of "they haven't been able to locate the beacon yet", but maybe they just assume nobody is moronic enough not to have one.
Either that or maybe it did actually implode.
GPS can't work that deep.
Regardless the sub almost certainly imploded suddenly. This was the only sub using carbon fiber hull for god knows why and there's old articles about raising money to work on chronic fatigue stress in the hull.
There's a reason the US Navy's sub and reactor groups are the most autistic and well trained. If you frick up even a little you're dead.
Wasn't there news years ago about some lunatic kickstarting a submarine then after it's finished he invited a journalist to join him in there, killed her, then dumped her body in the sea claiming to be "burying at sea"? Why do submarines seem to attract all kind of shady characters?
You have to be mentally ill to willingly go into a metal coffin underwater.
yeah I remember that shit, I didn't know it was a kickstarter campaign though. but yeah he totally got some lady to come in that submarine with him, went missing in it for days, and then showed up with the submarine sunk somewhere out in the sea and the lady nowhere to be found. super shady. pretty sure he got convicted of something at least.
>pretty sure he got convicted of something at least
he is still in prison, tried to escape once but was caught immediately
actual rocket scientist Peter Madsen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kim_Wall
what a bizarre fricking story. definitely seeing if the gf wants to watch that netflix documentary on it this weekend.
What was the guy's motives anyway? He expected free deepsea sex but was mad that he couldn't get one so he killed her?
Probably.
they found a bunch of decapitation videos and fricked up porn on his computer after his arrest so he likely was just some maniac who lured her in with the full intention of murdering her either before or after raping her.
What I don't understand is he could have just killed her on dry land and not having to go through the trouble of making submarine in the first place. Underwater murder isn't really that foolproof and even if the body didn't get found you could still get charged for something else. Nobody is going to ever buy that "burial at sea" bullshit.
the guy was probably just stupid and believed the meme about that. the girl's body did wash up though. the dude evened fastened metal to it to try and make it sink apparently.
she was a journalist who wanted to do a story on the moron's sub or him in general, I don't really remember, it's been years. I doubt she would've agreed to meeting him in his rape dungeon plus b***hes love getting taken for a ride
What if you kill someone in international waters?
You would still get arrested and prosecuted by whatever your country is. Or the victim's.
>can gamble even if your country forbids it
>can't murder
wooooooooooooooooooooow bugged law mechanics
moronation it is because I think people knew where she was going and who she was meeting. Serial killers don't operate like that, at least if they want to get away with it, so I assume he just chimped coomed out on her.
he already had the submarine for years and was famous for building it. He might have had a long term plan/hope to kill/rape someone on it but its not like he invited a b***h on a trip on his brand new home made sub.
He's some weirdo BDSM and torture fetishist so before killing her he raped the blody carcass or something. How he thought he'd get away with it I don't know, I guess he was rather moronic despite his barely working contraptions.
>Why do submarines seem to attract all kind of shady characters?
You have to already be somehow deranged to like submarines. Let alone actually getting in one.
It's a cursed machine by definition.
I knew a former submarine guy years back. nice dude but you could tell he was a little off.
The best only case where they were alive is they would have surfaced already but can't be found due to no persistent radio beacon or GPS and that shit would have at least worked on the surface
0 chance to find this thing underwater
They should just have got a really long cable
Teach it magnet rise
>Medical investigations were carried out on the remains of the four divers. The most notable finding was the presence of large amounts of fat in large arteries and veins and in the cardiac chambers, as well as intravascular fat in organs, especially the liver.[3]:97,101 This fat was unlikely to be embolic, but must have precipitated from the blood in situ.[3]:101 The autopsy suggested that rapid bubble formation in the blood denatured the lipoprotein complexes, rendering the lipids insoluble.[3]:101 The blood of the three divers left intact inside the chambers likely boiled instantly, stopping their circulation.[3]:101 The fourth diver was dismembered and mutilated by the blast forcing him out through the partially blocked doorway and would have died instantly.[3]:95,100–101
>Coward, Lucas, and Bergersen were exposed to the effects of explosive decompression and died in the positions indicated by the diagram. Investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the crescent-shaped opening measuring 60 centimetres (24 in) long created by the jammed interior trunk door. With the escaping air and pressure, it included bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.
Reminder
Even reading that made me want to hurl
This vs slowly suffocating to death and knowing it's happening.
In the first you die instantly at least
Whats frick up is that this is the best case scenario for them. I'd rather be instantaneously exploded than sitting in a metal tube waiting for my oxygen to run out for 90 hours
There pics of the last dude's remain.
I've seen it and it hardly even looks like gore, just looks like slabs of minced meat assembled like a jigsaw puzzle to look like a human
esl here
am i reading that right that they all just exploded because of the air pressure?
It's more like they were ripped apart.
"Explosive" describes the immediacy and terrible power of the effect, but isn't really an explosion.
Ever see Akira? Remember when Tetsuo waved his arm and psychically splatted those security guards against the ceiling after he left his room at the hospital? That's basically what happened to them.
Makima from Chainsawman is a better analogy, granddad
yeah that works too
chainsawman sucks though
Yeah the show was overhyped garbage and makima is a shit girl.
i got the akira reference but not the chainsaw man reference
the only thing i know about makima is mamimi's porn of her
so it's pretty much a given that the shitty construction of this thing caused an implosion and they're all dead, right?
Or lthye lost power.
Or they ran out of air.
Or they lost mobility.
There's a shitload of stuff that can go wrong.
Apparently they have a system that automatically refloats them after a certain time, but again, if nobody knows where they are, they are just stuck inside with no air.
Its crazy that after the very same sub got lost last year they didn't put in a constant beacon, especially considering it has no internal nav guidance of its own. The Titanic itself had its wreckage strewn over a long distance because of currents which is one reason it took so long to find. You'd think ANY sub going down to it would be damn sure that in the event of an emergency or if they somehow got off course, they'd be able to notify others or at least let others know "hey, they're probably not where they should be. They probably need help!"
The hull was built by NASA but from what I read the controls and electronics and safety were all "MacGyvered" by these tards so chances are they're physically safe but stranded in the dark waiting to die.
From an interview with Stockton Rush, the CEO of the submarine company and one of the people onboard:
>You know, there’s a limit. You know, at some point, safety just is pure waste. I mean, if you just want to be safe, don’t get out of bed. Don’t get in your car. Don’t do anything. At some point, you’re going to take some risk, and it really is a risk/reward question. I think I can do this just as safely by breaking the rules.
>So, the pressure vessel is not MacGyver at all, because that’s where we work with Boeing and NASA and the University of Washington. That part, once the pressure vessel is — you’re certain it’s not going to collapse on everybody, everything else can fail. It doesn’t matter. Your thrusters can go. Your lights can go. All these things can fail. You’re still going to be safe. And so, that allows you to do what you call MacGyver stuff. You just have to be very careful that the life support system, the sub itself, the oxygen system, the carbon dioxide scrubbing, all that stuff that needs to be buttoned down.
If he actually said that, then he's a fricking moron.
if you have systems where you life depends on it, you need to have redundancies for everything.
You can't just say we're not going to implode, so it's going to be fine.
It will be the equivalent of saying "oh well, that plane isn't going to disintegrate in the air, so we're just going to have no stabilization system, one hydraulic system that controls everything and one electric cable to power it all, if you're scared, just don't fly"
>From an interview with Stockton Rush, the CEO of the submarine company and one of the people onboard:
>>You know, there’s a limit. You know, at some point, safety just is pure waste. I mean, if you just want to be safe, don’t get out of bed. Don’t get in your car. Don’t do anything. At some point, you’re going to take some risk, and it really is a risk/reward question. I think I can do this just as safely by breaking the rules.
Ah, so he's one of those. Well, he got what he wanted.
If that quote is even half real, he fricking deserved it. I cannot imagine paying someone to go in a sub in any capacity, let alone some juryrigged shitshow.
So who do you think will get murdered for the oxygen first?
It would be gloriously delicious seeing the final moment of such a miser whose death is brought about by his own love of money. Imagine the other three's condemning words as they slowly all suffocate in the dark.
>Suffocate in the dark
Bro, they all died instantly from an implosion. Not only did they not have time to say anything, they didn't have time to feel pain.
https://unsungscience.com/news/back-to-titanic-part-1/
there's some more gems in the actual interview, too
>It's not even a quick pressure death
>They're just sitting somewhere in complete darkness waiting to die for the next day or two
Absolutely fricking grim
then in the darkness you hear a tired voice
>i have to tell you now steve, i've always loved you more than a friend
Which genius decided to skimp on a TRACKER of all things
apparently this company was shady and cut a lot of corners. they must be the only people doing it for tourism or something.
If you have to use such a corner cutting service then you're probably not really that rich in the first place.
that's what's so odd to me. you'd think some bored billionaire would like pay Cameron's guys to take them down or something. that's why I said I wonder if this company is like the only one who will do it for tourism purposes or something.
Only a reload can help here.
Would (you) trust your life on this?
I hope there are new spicy reviews there.
How are there no new reviews larping about dieing in the cold dark depths yet?
It needs a few more hours before enough anons get the same idea. Right now they're just trolling the youtube vids making le funni comments
Wireless gamepads are all trash. I never buy them.
>Logitech
What's the documentary about it called again?
just dig them out
nice
>Sseth made an unedited Barotrauma video
>it got pulled
Or maybe he pulled it himself and now making a proper shitpost version of the video.
>Elon cusk ready to send his epic submarine to a cave
>Doesn't work for obvious reasons
>Finally a chance where Elon cusk's epic submarine would be useful
>does nothing
Wew
how would elon's epic submarine be useful here?
His tiny sub can't withstand the pressure.
It's just a tin can they made on their lunch break.
It's fine for a cave, but not for sea.
Why doesn't he make a better sub now then?
Don't forget about Gaben's sub
>They said it was hauled from the Challenger Deep, but I'm positive that beast never swam in terrestrial waters until a week ago.
DO NOT OPEN THE SUB
Install a purely mechanical method for floating it.
new photo out of the submersible just before they launched
wew
kinda want to play subnautica now
>Speaking exclusively to MailOnline, the 53-year-old from Oxford, feared doomed OceanGate sub was a lost cause and that the technology to launch a rescue mission 'doesn't exist'.
>'There is no way of rescuing them,' the naval veteran said.
>'Most rescue systems can get only reach 500m not 3,000m.
>'The technology, as far as I'm aware, doesn't exist to carry out a rescue operation that deep.
they either float to the surface and are found drifting around or they're fricked
>put tiny submersibles into the deep, filled with multi-billionaires, with no way of retrieving them should shit hit the fan
seems like a good plan
If the sub is full of air shouldn't it float to the surface if all the machinery keeping it down fails?
It is supposedly built with fail safes that will bring it to the surface, but whether or not those were actually implemented or not is anyone's guess. Also, even if it does surface, they can't open the capsule from the inside, so they can still suffocate and die in the same time period.
They also probably imploded, given that their beacon went dead at the same time that they disappeared.
>beacon
kek guess you haven't heard
The hull is the only part, they jeryrigged the rest of it with cheap electronics
>greek coast guard watch as 700 migrants drown in the mediterranean over weekend
>nobody cares
>billionaire gets lost in self made death trap
>frontpage news and multi ship air rescue effort
Yes yes, we hate billionaires, but at the least the billionaires offer something more than rape and destruction
Those migrants would probably be looting and doing crime anyway
Saving a billionaire or Black folk?
Choice seems straight fordward
I'll save the browns every time since I'm also brown.
Well, two passengers are pakis, so you played yourself.
I'm a different shade of brovvn
>giving a shit about migrants
No.
Dude, they already drowned, what do you want them to do about it?
Frick off we're full.
the 2nd story is funnier
deal with it, gay
Easy.
homie JUST GO UP, ITS THE OCEAN
You don't. You collect inheritance.
Who?
Stepson of one of the billionaires, apparently.
Hypothetically you go on tourist sub trip with you, a woman, her young daughter, and the pilot of the sub.
The sub breaks and you're stuck on the bottom with 72 hrs of air and rescue is impossible.
Would you try and kill the pilot so you could rape the other two before dying? If yes how long would you wait before doing it.
Who says the sub pilot isn't going to murder you first so he can do the same?
Also why can't you just share? it will be easier together.
Also why rape, maybe it will be consensual? it will give you a chance to suck dick, like you always wanted.
sub pilots are notorious moral gays
Yeah but they are used to sharing a rack with another guy
Because women won't suddenly consent just because they're about to die. Yes, it's not logical but logic has never been women's strong point.
Wait wtf is happening itt? Is this real? I don't follow news. What's happening?
Yeah they are trying to rescue some dude lost in a submarine
Are you fricking with me?
Are you fricking kidding??
Is it so unbelievable that morons do moron shit anon
Rich people do this shit all the time. Just like how no dictator is smart, no rich person is smart. They actually looked at a death tube strapped with sandbags and construction pipes as a counterbalance and said
>Yes, I will go to the bottom of the ocean in this small death tube where there's no chance of a rescue and even the tiniest rupture will immediately cause a horrific implosion that splatters us all
a handful of rich people paid some shady company to take them down in a small sub to see the Titanic wreckage and it went dark around 2/3's of the way down and hasn't been heard from for days. it's very likely that they are dead.
Who's going to pay for the cost of this rescue operation? Can the authority get their money from the deceaseds' families?
it's just the coast guard doing it, it's their job.
they're probably not trying that hard seeing as the chances of them still being alive are very slim. kind of like that poor dumb kid who jumped off a cruise ship in the bahamas a few weeks ago. there was almost no chance they were going to find that kid but they had to put in the lip service and fly a few planes over the area at least.
Based on the shit the Coast Guard actually threw out there, they pretty much never bothered trying from the start. They're mostly just trying to ping shit to see if anything bounces back and they'll mark it on a map to hand over to someone else later so that private robots can search for the wreck.
Kek, newfies about to get their biggest economic stimulus since they started selling tourists the square rolling pins
4 millionaires paid 250k to get into a shitty submersible controlled by a logitech controller and check the remains of the Titanic. It got lost.
They're out of oxygen by now too. It's Joever.
Last I heard they still had 40 hours of air
the air is supposed to last them until thursday
They might still have about 40 hours, according to some navy press conference. That is if they didn't just get delta P'ed to begin with.
But the oxigen is being shared among 5 people.
If they're smart and resourseful they could sacrifice someone, that way the oxygen will last longer and they'll also have some extra from the dead person.
Do you think they forgot to charge the controller?
>all men in the tin can
>the only relief in face of impending death is sucking another man's wiener
a fate worse than death, it better have been instant
That would use up too much oxygen.
Bet they're having a massive orgy inside the submarine right now knowing they only have a couple of hours of oxygen left.....
imagine the smell
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Reminder that this is gay.
what is it
>He doesn't know
Balls touching is gay anon.
What's literally stopping them from sending another submarine and saving them? Seems like fake news to me.
They don't know where they are.
They aren't many subs that can go that deep.
How are they going to rescue them with another sub? You need a crane.
>They don't know where they are.
Near the Titanic
>They aren't many subs that can go that deep.
Make one.
>How are they going to rescue them with another sub? You need a crane
Add it to the second submarine.
>Make one.
Might as well don't then because they will be dead either way then. I think hope is only if they maybe floated back up but don't have way to communicate.
They have 30 hours left, they can still make one in time.
They should just drain the water instead of making a sub. If they started now, they would probably make it
>Got to take a huge shit guys, pull up the curtain and put on some music so I can shit in the sub
If the submersible has no nav systems then how do the pakis know which way to face to pray to mecca?
FRICKING MADCATZ
Why did they cheap out with a third party controller lol? The captain probably pressed the turbo button or something
What did they mean by this?
>dude lets go look for the titanic in a submarine that barely fricking works
We need to start putting politicians on submarines like this. So they can explore the ocean. You know. To keep their limit terms.
Wait it's just dudes? What dude would pay over 250k to see the fricking titanic.
>17 bolts
Bro non-death trap airlocks have been a thing since the 60's.
Personally I would pay like $3000 - $5000 to see the Titanic because that shit is fascinating to me. And I would only go if it was like mega safe and well within regulatory standards, and if I could for sure get a good well-lit look at the ship with my own eyes and not on a fricking computer monitor.
but you can look out the rear window where there's no lamp installed probably, you just need to hold your head above the shit box
Does this shit have a black box like a plane? Really interested in hearing their thoughts as they sink just like the titanic kek
There's no way it's going to have a black box.
they have a starlink dish and have been streaming live on twitch
So why no more streams now?
Technical difficulties.
No, it's been repeatedly said that it doesn't have anything like that which means we will never ever locate its imploded remains
it would be really funny if Logitech stocks tanked because of this
imagine all the shit the other passengers are giving that CEO
they probably killed him to get some more air for themselves
They are only searching for them because they are rich, any black brother or poor people in the same situation would have been left to die.
This is why we need socialism.
Any black brother or poor people wouldn't have had the money to build something like that in the first place.
Frick off leave, racist.
They don't need to look for your brother, he's near the corner store, passed out from the fentanyl overdose.
cop's knee*
>any black brother or poor people in the same situation would have been left to die.
I mean it takes time for them to process the reports for stolen subs
Poor people wouldn't go down visiting a fricking Titanic in submarine in the first place.
I mean, I wouldn't mind visiting the Titanic in a submarine... Not that submarine, but maybe Gabe's.
I wouldn't even think about doing that stupid shit if I had 100 mil.
>black brother
>anywhere near water
Nice try
when they say "searching" they're not actually hopping into more subs and looking for them, idiot. they're just using sonar to try and ping it. actually going down and looking for it would be pointless.
They're not even doing that they are just using aircraft to see if they surfaced any other scenario is impossible to save these guys.
hey they share the 'i cant breaatheeee' issue, we're all the same human species, brotha
I think more billionaires should enter a sardine can and go to the depths of the ocean
what if their plan was to disappear all along
>Rescue teams haven't paid the israelites to locate it for them on their maps
magnets
alright, so which one of these dudes said something about a prominent politician going to Epstein's island or something?
images of shipwrecks and shit spook the hell out of me. what is that submechaphobia?
yeah probably. look up underwater photos of oil platform legs, if that gives you anxiety then you probably have that.
I didn't know I had this until today.
wtf
How the frick do they build these things?
don't ask if you are not prepared for an answer
what do they do a ritual sacrifice of 10 babies and summon it up from the depths of the abyss or something?
So they've always existed and we've just populated them?
Giant squids built them under contract from the oil barons.
they float
creative mode
what do you mean?
fricking what
humans are incredible, I don't care what anyone says.
Always have been. You realize we went to the moon, right? There is a non-zero possibility we are the only living things that have ever been outside of their planet's atmosphere. I believe it is unlikely but nonetheless there is still the chance we are first.
i believe we are the first intelligence in the universe simply because of how lucky we've been.
no matter if someone believes we are first or not there must always have been a first. might as well be us for as little signs of life we see out there (zero signs).
Given how insurmountably old everything in the universe is I find it hard to believe.
We are indeed lucky and it could be possible we are first but there are so many older stars and systems.
I do think that the possibility of other intelligence existing simultaneous to us is really unlikely, any other civs either hit the filter or they died out for any other number of reasons we have only been looking for radio waves for a century and some change. If someone sent a signal from 10000 light years away and they all died out 9000 years ago and the signal stopped we would never fricking know.
everything is just guesses anyway
Human existence is infinitely short, on the grand scale.
99% of all species that ever existed on earth went extinct.
It's very possible multiple intelligent species in the universe all went through extinction at some point.
>Given how insurmountably old everything in the universe is
We don't know the conditions needed for life to:
a) arise;
b) get complex;
c) survive until it can get complex;
d) start deliberately manipulating its environment;
e) survive until it can start deliberately manipulating its environment;
f) create means of leaving their home planet;
g) survive until it can create means of leaving their home planet;
h) create means of surviving in space long enough for it to matter to them;
i) survive until it can create means of surviving in space long enough for it to matter to them.
All at the same time. We have exactly one data point. And while stars like that exist, planets kinda like that exist, star systems with gas giants that can shield inner planets from meteors like that exist, and so on and so forth, the combination of all of that is yet to be found elsewhere.
damn man I didn't say ayys were knocking on our door or even that they got to point f. The universe is so infinitely large there's no reason to think no one else got lucky and we will never have proof no one did or not either way.
Sure, but my point is that thinking that "there are lots of old stars so life likely has originated and got advanced enough at least once before" is equally baseless. We're fricking clueless and it sucks.
>tfw you'll be dead in 50 years and you'll never get to find out what the truth is
I'm just waiting to see what comes of the first theoretical solution using the Casimir bubbles.
But the fact we are here means it can happen so IMO it is more likely to have happened than never before. It definitely still sucks though.
>so IMO it is more likely to have happened than never before
Based on what criteria?
The criteria that it happened already before, there are countless numbers of stars and planets and more we will never see.
We can't even see planets most of the time because they give off no light, only stars.
Yeah, so it seems ignorant to say something that amounts to "we can't see the planets around this star so they must not exist" that star is light years away someone in that planet could be looking at our sun and saying there is no planet because it hadn't formed billions of years ago when the light finally reaching them was emitted.
>back to the appeal to probability
I don't think I can justify this ring around a rosie anymore.
>white people are incredible, I don't care what anyone says.
fixed that for you.
you just know no shitskin turdBlack person, no poo in loo, nor pisslam sandBlack person nor chink could have ever done something like pic related in 5000 years and you fricking know it.
let alone put a man on the moon or send satelites across our galxy.
it's exclusively white people. always have been. always will be.
The UAE has flying cars and the tallest building in the world. Japan has literal mechas you can drive and shoot missiles out of. Stop jerking yourself off just because you have a dearth of melanin.
>UAE has flying cars
A useless rich people's toy
>tallest building in the world
Contracted and built by white people
Japs are alright though, although the mecha shit is completely pointless and not practical.
>A useless rich people's toy
Kek that's pure cope. Flying cars are the quintessential "thing of the future" and they already exist in the middle east.
it's not a flying "car" it's an oversized drone that can't fly for more than 30 minutes.
Also you have this, a thing that can actually drive, although why the frick would you want to, you'll be worried about hitting something and frickign up your wings (they are folded when driving but still).
Hover cars are the ''thing of the future'' not that meme plane car.
It's not the plane car, he's talking about these.
It's Chink made btw lmao.
Helicar then. It's still not the same as hoover cars.
>just a sled with pylons stuck on the sides
>unshrouded props right by the door
That looks safe and not at all like a giant drone that will flip in the slightest gust.
Unshrouded props are the correct choice form an engineering standpoint.
Shrouds add lots of weight and you need to reinforce the frame for structural integrity which adds more weight.
Also increases manufacturing costs because you need the blades to sit very close to the edge of the shroud.
And with the shitty energy density of batteries, you'll get even less flight time than now.
It already costs like 150k iirc.
>it needs to be lightweight
>let's add pointlessly stylized cowling to the wienerpit
>and huge metal tubular landing skids
>and gullwing doors and associated mechanisms
>this is important
>but now we need to sacrifice safety for all this important engineering
>maybe it's fine if some limbs get chopped off sometimes
Chinese engineering indeed.
I mean it's the same reason most helicopter tail rotors are unshrouded. And yes, there are incidents of people just walking behind them and getting their heads chopped off.
Just don't get close lol.
Also these rotors might not even be enough to kill you, just hurt a lot.
>Also these rotors might not even be enough to kill you, just hurt a lot.
Are you genuinely trying to say that a flat metal or even polymer propeller blade, even if it's somewhat dull, will not chop through a human when it's rotating at several thousand RPM?
Drone rotors are generally very soft.
Depending of what the blade is made out of, it can be non lethal, as in it will break your fricking hand but not completely chop it off.
>the mecha shit is completely pointless and not practical
>tank falls in a ditch
>dies
>The UAE has flying cars and the tallest building in the world
Exclusively planned, engineered and built by white engineers/know-how and white European/American owned companies, you dumb subhuman. Those oil squatting sandBlack folk simply won the geographic lottery. They are absolutely good for nothing except for throwing oil money at things.
>Japan has literal mechas you can drive and shoot missiles out of.
When the low IQ drops even further. Also notice how I never said nips, because they are honorary whites. Reading comprehension, you seething animal...
No moron, the flying cars in Dubai were made by a Chinese company.
>a-a-acshually Japanese are honorary whites so they don't count!!
Kek, and then when Australian aboriginals create something huge you'll claim they're "honorary whites" too. I love the smell of cope in the morning.
>Kek, and then when Australian aboriginals create something huge
Yes, but they won't, so he won't have too.
Never say never.
ehh, wytepipo didn't get this far without building on many inventions or things done by middle- and far east cultures
that's fricking sick
That's cool as frick though.
Not scary at all.
for me it's underwater animatronics. the shark from Jaws scares me more than actual sharks do.
Uneasiness comes not even from the structure itself, as much as it how it looks in a deep water that obscures it.
If you're old enough to have played games with myopic draw distance and learned to expect fog to obscure everything further than 15ft in front of you, then you should be used to shit like that.
Beautiful.
>look up underwater photos of oil platform legs
Not him, but it does make me uneasy. I only like shallow bright or at least bright enough waters.
It's called "being a pussy".
Man up.
>the colossal underwater creature there
i would have told them to use a better controller before they took the dive. I am an experienced gamer and cant fricking believe they used some off brand budget controller. those things give out after like 6 months of casual use. It probably got stuck in the down position.
Stockton probably just flipped that switch that switches the sticks from analog to digital input by mistake
>Name: Richie McRichperson
>DOB: 04/30/1963
>Cause of Death: Fricking Logitech
>died due to joystick drift
wew
What's the point of seeing the titanic anyways
I mean it would be cool to see it, it's a rarely-seen piece of history. That being said, it would only be cool to see if it didn't involve going down to see it in a tiny metal death trap. for a quarter million dollars.
If it was just seeing it then you can send unmanned subs there. It's more about bored richgays wanting to feel something and brag about it to other richgays, I bet.
>why travel anywhere, you can just look at pictures
Kind of yes, I don't like traveling.
well yeah I mean that's basically why most rich people travel to begin with.
We did it!
>save
they were almost certainly dead before it was even reported missing
Imagine that shitty indie horror game where you're staring at a map the whole time and trying to take blurry pictures of seaweed but irl and somehow even less equipped
Just try to shim several steel plates under the sub.
The physics will spring the sub back to the surface
This reminds me of that episode of SG1 where they jury-rig a Goa'uld fighter and Teal'c and O'Neil get trapped in it as it autopilots back to the Goa'uld homeworld.
>sci-fi being prescient but not nailing the sheer human moronation that causes the problems
Gotta love to see it.
member when they were talking about raising the thing a few decades ago? how did they think they were gonna do that?
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get with the times anon
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I can't fricking stand looking at that fricking hideous goblina
>when the comments are better than the movie
>just listened to it for the first time
Holy frick it was awful
under the sneed
Jizz in the water until a kawaii deep one wife comes to enforce the third law of Dagon
Here's the video of the "submarine":
I watched it so you must as well.
>keep spare controllers "in case something goes wrong"
>don't have a beacon
>no onboard instruments
>looks like something you'd ride at a theme park
>is controlled with a fricking logitech controller
>expected to go 3 times the depth of a military submarine
is this a psyop lmao, who the frick would willingly do this
It did work before. Who even really knows what happened to it at this point.
Was that one even manned though? I'm trying to find reports on the initial expeditions and can't find jack shit.
Apparently submersibles are meant to go deeper than submarines
Fair point. They ARE when they aren't designed by tards
go back to the gens, NPC
I would not agree to get into this at a theme park.
damn who gives a frick about some moronic homosexuals in a random submarine? thousands of divers drown every year, hundreds of industrial submarine accidents occur every year
Twitter algo shit is really doing a number on zoomies nowadays. You guys care about some completely irrelevant shit just because the algo says you have to
I'm here for the memes.
You seem like he most twitter brained anon here
I'm just here because these kinds of Ganker off topics are fun
Nobody cares about them, they are making fun of them, you autistic moron.
>sub
gb2
>we got a fuselage made by NASA
Nice
>it uses a game controller to drive
That's cool, simple and anyone can use it
>connected by blue tooth
Hey, wait-
>Made by Logitech
AHHHH
>radio beacon? Why would we need that? We're connected to Starlink!
I, Anon, being of sound body and mind, this being the 18th of June, 2023, do leave my last will and testament.....
We can all agree that Logitech sucks after this, right?
It's not their fault that someone would use their $30 bluetooth controller to drive a fricking submersible though. You get what you pay for.
should have bought Logitech Pro for 60 bucks.
i can imagine the commercial now. "you don't want to lose control in critical moments"
It's cool, Stockton said they keep a couple backup controllers
heres your controller, lil bro
the wired version is god tier for the price
2 minutes 38 seconds
>5:40
>5:40
>FIVE MINUTES 40 SECONDS
>I was crushed
>the only sub in the world that can reach Titanic depth
I don't hear him saying it can go back afterwards. So they're perfectly honest.
jfc
that 2:51 smile as the moron actually signs that shit.
would have been funnier if he was the one stuck at the bottom of the ocean.
I mean at least he does it for a story, it's his job.
yeah that's my point, how dumb would you need to be to do that shit just for your job.
it's like that reporter that went to some village in africa meeting cannibals and they offered him human brain and he actually ate a small little piece, becoming a cannibal forever just to fulfill 1 hour of 1 day's work in his entire life.
i would prefer to get fired before i sign a contract that says my family can't sue them if i die in their semi death machine. how about you?
The dude legally became a cannibal and doesn't have to face any legal consequences.
Sounds like a badass reporter, not those pussy pieces of shit we have now that all they do is cry about muh oppression and diversity.
Reporters who put their lives on the line for a story are the only ones worth respecting, like war correspondents.
first of all you can get a disease that kills you from eating human brain, second i think he developed psychological issues and never got over that he ate a part of a human being. one that was probably sacrificed since it was in africa.
should have just become racist to cope, that way in his mind he only ate a Black person
>ate a Black person
god I never thought about it that way. I wonder if he did
I agree with you and what not, but regarding that contract, multiple billionaires are dying here, that waiver ain't gonna jack shit. this company is gonna get got no matter how legally armored they think they are.
i just can't over that someone is handed a piece of paper that explicitly tells you that you're about to do something so unsafe that it could end up killing you, it's a paper that is supposed to make you realize that you're taking an extreme risk and he just chuckled at it as if it was a joke. disrespectful and stupid.
something is wrong with the legal system where people agree to so much shit that they don't even read that when something serious is actually handed to them they think it's no big deal.
You get similar waivers when you go sky diving or bungie jumping, and even non-richgays do that shit.
With that it's at least understood that you're literally jumping out of an airplane, but 1000s of people have done it before you.
At bare minimum he should have turned off the fricking camera while signing it, instead they made it into a skit.
There's no reason why they couldn't have hunted down someone white, red cross passes through there.
holy shit the comments are hysterical:
>"Imagine paying a quarter million dollars to die in a carbon fiber port-a-potty"
">this isn't a sub, it's a sarcophagus being sent down with offerings to the Titanic."
>">this isn't a sub, it's a sarcophagus being sent down with offerings to the Titanic."
Considering how many ships the Olympic class ships wrecked, it makes sense that the Titanic still HUNGERS.
Weren't there only 3?
One got sank in WW1 and another one served as a troop carrier and got scrapped.
>game plays music as you're dying
>if you aren't mercy-killed by implosion, you slowly asphyxiate in the dark while being tortured by Celine Dion on repeat
Fricking hell. It's arguably worse than having to listen to Friday on repeat but on the surface.
https://newrepublic.com/post/173802/missing-titanic-sub-faced-lawsuit-depths-safely-travel-oceangate
>At the meeting Lochridge discovered why he had been denied access to the viewport information from the Engineering department—the viewport at the forward of the submersible was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate intended to take passengers down to depths of 4,000 meters. Lochridge learned that the viewport manufacturer would only certify to a depth of 1,300 meters due to experimental design of the viewport supplied by OceanGate, which was out of the Pressure Vessels for Human Occupancy (“PVHO”) standards. OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters.
>For reference, the Titanic is estimated to sit on the ocean floor at a depth of nearly 13,000 feet.
huh
well it could be worse
>Paying passengers wouldn’t know or be informed about Lochridge’s concerns, according to his complaints. They also wouldn’t be informed “that hazardous flammable materials were being used within the submersible.” Lochridge expressed concerns about the Titan again. But OceanGate didn’t address those concerns, and Lockridge was fired.
>burning to death thousands of feet below the surface
>>At the meeting Lochridge discovered why he had been denied access to the viewport information from the Engineering department—the viewport at the forward of the submersible was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate intended to take passengers down to depths of 4,000 meters. Lochridge learned that the viewport manufacturer would only certify to a depth of 1,300 meters due to experimental design of the viewport supplied by OceanGate, which was out of the Pressure Vessels for Human Occupancy (“PVHO”) standards. OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters.
This is straight up murder then. He's lucky he killed himself along with them.
to death thousands of feet below the surface
It's not Apollo 1, they would just get pancaked, mostly against the opposite end of the vessel, as soon as the viewport shatters into millions of razor sharp shards. But at least they won't feel the cuts as either their blood boils near instantly or their brains and bones and just everything becomes highly compressed mincemeat.
>Go 4000ft when a crucial part of your sub is only safety rated for 1500ft
What kind of person does this
When was that though? Maybe they gave up and paid for an upgrade after all.
ehhh
https://www.insider.com/missing-titanic-sub-ceo-told-reporter-safety-pure-waste-2023-6
>In a November 2022 episode of CBS journalist David Pogue's "Unsung Science" podcast, Rush discussed the Titan sub's mechanics and build.
>He said there was a "limit" to safety, telling Pogue: "You know, at some point, safety is just pure waste. I mean, if you just want to be safe, don't get out of bed, don't get in your car, don't do anything. At some point, you're going to take some risk, and it really is a risk-reward question."
meters
Imagine paying $250k for this experience
Scan for biosigns
Beam them up
Captain, the extreme depth and pressure are interfering with our sensors; we can't establish a solid lock on their signature
Increase the signal power, Mr. Worf! And do it fast! Damnit, there's not much time!
I mean they did complete several expeditions, but they were on borrowed time and it was only a matter of time something like that would've happened.
The most boring outcome would be if it was never recovered and remained lost forever or until like 30 years from now. I do want some closure either by getting them out alive to tell their story, finding the crushed wreck with mincemeat inside or that they were alone in the ocean floor for days and cannibalized each other.
>I do want some closure either by getting them out alive to tell their story
God
imagine getting out after like a multiple day long nightmare experience and finding out the world have been spending the time calling you morons
they probably aren't that self aware to give a shit let's be real
But man in the end I just want to find out WHAT happened exactly, ending this with a "nobody knows oh well" and letting it fade from memory would be very unsatisfying.
No one is ever fricking finding this thing unless the fail safe activated and they a lot on the surface(it didn't).
The only reason they even found the wreck of the titanic was because they knew where it was when it sank, no one knows where this thing was at all when it disappeared there is no way to model the currents and estimate the position, not to mention how small it is.
Don't forget that the wreck of the titanic wasn't found until 1985 - so late that films and books written in the interim still assumed that the ship was in one piece when it sank.
And the Titanic is fricking huge. Imagine trying to find a carbon fiber tube the size of a minivan or more likely, the size of a dinner plate now
>so late that films and books written in the interim still assumed that the ship was in one piece when it sank
wait what
I thought that a ton of survivors confirmed that they saw it split in half when the lights went out and shit?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raise_the_Titanic_(film)
>An old Greek ocean liner, SS Athinai was converted into a replica of the Titanic. A scale model was used for close-up underwater scenes. At the time of filming there were conflicting views as to whether the Titanic had broken up as she foundered based on the original eyewitness testimony of the survivors, and – in line with the novel's assumption against the break-up narrative – the ship was portrayed as intact in the film. In 1985 the wreck of the real Titanic was located, confirming that she had broken up during the disaster, and lay in two pieces on the bottom of the North Atlantic in a state of advanced corrosion.
Frick rich people. Let them die.
it's not like there is anything they can do for them to begin with, unless they surfaced. even if they found them 1 or 2 kilometers deep or something, what the hell are they going to be able to do to help it back up to the surface?
How do subs that tiny even resurface anyway? I assume they pull water into tanks to sink, and forcibly eject it to surface? Have to look this up, don't remember.
Yes, you increase/decrease buoyancy by changing your density with ballast tanks.
damn the strength of those engines must be immense. Imagine the power needed to overcome the pressure of being at the ocean floor, and shooting water out of your ballast tanks. Holy shit this sounds like such a terrible idea.
>I assume they pull water into tanks to sink, and forcibly eject it to surface?
It would certainly be interesting. I wonder what pressure is at 4 km below in an ocean. Oh, right, we have Internet for this shit now:
>76 MPa (750 atm; 11,000 psi)
Yeah, I don't think so. No for that shitty tin can with ghetto'd everything except the hull.
Every 10 meters is 1 more atmosphere, so it's more like 400 atm, or 40Mpa.
Every 10 metres of what? Distilled water?
Every 10 meters of depth.
Distilled water is 1000kg/m^3, and sea water is around 1030.
It's not that much of a difference. 1-2 atmospheres top.
The pressure is density*g*depth, so 3% difference.
I wonder how many pounds per square inch that is
This situation sucks and I feel a bit bad even for billionaires, but damn if that wasn't a dumb idea. Frick going underwater.
holy shit they're fricked
>112 is emergency number in EU
hehe
>Wireless controller
>Batteries
I do not have such weaknesses.
Insert a quarter and try again.
What reward would have to be offered to you to even consider entering this sarcophagus?
Being some weirdo with a shit fetish who wants to die excruciatingly
That's a horrifying experiment to ponder, I don't even want to imagine me accepting it.
Nothing. Literally nothing. Submarines freak me out enough from just reading the dictionary definiton.
I heard about this but have no idea what happened someone tell me, I refuse to google because of the israelites. I understand they are lost but are they dead lost or life lost?
nobody can find them and nobody knows what happened
also use searx
5 millionaires went in a garage project tier submarine to see the titanic wreck and became lost. Supossedly enough air until Thursday. No GPS trackers of any kind, no communications, airlock is bolted from outside.
>Supossedly enough air until Thursday
Imagine the hellscape that submarine is in right now:
>probably smells like piss and shit
>panic attacks
>anal rape to relieve stress
>cannibalism
>the world will never know
probably the awfullest way to go out, ever
>probably the awfullest way to go
Without a shred of a doubt.
they are probably enjoying underwater adventures with Poseidon, Ariel and Aquaman.
Maybe Ariel rescued them and is giving them reassuring blowjobs? Fingers crossed!