How would you fix Bioshock Infinite?
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How would you fix Bioshock Infinite?
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Guys wake up this game released more than 10 years ago
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it released this month anon
what year do you think it is?
???? its not even out yet anon. I cant wait to see big boob elizabeth in game
I remember alright..that is when companies start pandering to the emerging woke ideology. Everything went downhill from there.
i would make it take place under water
make this
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remove all the "booker you're white and therefor it is your obligation to do everything for these black people because they're too lazy to liberate themselves" and spend more time with Elizabeth
also this
>booker you're white and therefor it is your obligation to do everything for these black people because they're too lazy to liberate themselves
that wasnt in the game shizo
you were helping the vox because they were going to give you an airship so you could leave columbia
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>entire game is based around trying to get the city's equivalent of a fricking car
the airship they steal from you
>white utopia in the sky is ackshually evil and fascist
>these commies led by a Black person want to destroy it
you're basically helping the bolshevik israelites with their "revolution"
that's it, that's the entire fricking game
but booker the character isnt hepling them because of white guilt you lying Black person
learn how to express your thought better
It doesn't fricking matter why he's helping them, you israelite rat
>Bioshock came out in 2013
That was one of the first couple of games that started to censor breasts, just look how bigger elizabeth was in the dmeo
don't care, her finished design is way better.
Might also be just perspective and cleavage.
if you look up picture its super inconsistent, not sure where this journo pulled this picture from, might be a promo art.
>https://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2013/04/08/how-bioshock-infinite-s-elizabeth-makes-her-mark.aspx
Her models in Bas and prototype versions have larger breasts. The breasts were shrunk due to backlash received from certain "people", or to simply make her younger and more innocent looking
1.Being the most overrated game of 2010s
2.Demonstrating the stupidity of pseuds and so-called "game journalists"
3.Giving an excuse to say Black person multiple times in a video critique on youtube.
Take out the shitty air rail combat
Put plasmids back in
Otherwise it's a decent game visually and thematically
They have most of the plasmids, the problems were how the changes to them interacted with the actual encounters, along with dropping from 18 tonic slots to 4 equipment slots with random drops.
Remove all of the god awful scriptwriting in the game and tell the story through miming because the implications are so much better than the confused dialogue.
>We'RE NOT goINg to PARIS?????? *CRIES* x3
I would have fired Ken Levine at the start of development.
Drop all of the story and character shit in the trash. Return to Bioshock. Minimalist story, level design that is open and loops back on itself.
If you really wanted to innovate, then make it one of those hybrid stealth/action games, like Dishonored. There should be a few sections where the best way to play is to blend in to the crowds, including the very first section.
You can't fix an inherently broken concept.
>game is called BioShock Infinite
>Bio means water
>takes place in the air
what do you think clouds are made of?
Think long and hard about what you just wrote.
>BioShock 1
>game almost immediately has you electrify water
Gamers really praise this cliche playing off the title?
>Bio means water
please be bait, please be bait...
newbie pls.
Aeroshock just doesn’t roll off the tongue as well
>bio means water
What in the Black person frick. Are you american ?
>Bio means water
I wouldn't. I would play it and love it. And that's what no one on Ganker did.
>NOOO WHITE PEOPLE AND CAPITALISM EVIL
can't fix that game
I mean its true but evil doesn't mean bad, not for the ones in charge anyways. embrace it
The opening line of Bioshock 4 will be "Black person. That word..." and it will then be a 16 hour game where you play as a white person freeing oppressed people from their boss/government/whoever is "the man". Some battle arenas and super abilities. Boss fights where the enemy is delivery voice lines with a bigger health bar. Yet, it will be fine, because the game is not for me. There are millions of humans that are younger than me and have not gotten tired of FPS games, yet.
Everything about the game is bad besides the graphics.
-Shit gameplay that feels worse than Bioshock 2 every way.
-Story they went with is terrible and feels made up as they went along.
-Shit level design.
Make Elizabeth a participant in gameplay who actually needs protection
And make the story less incoherent
Sexo
And I've coomed thousands to her my friend.
Make the bell puzzle at the beginning easier. I was stuck on that shit for like an hour.
>SFM
Do people still use that to make porn?
i've literally coomed hundreds of times to elizabeth
remove israelites
Anon the game already did that.
Elizabeth fricks shotas and dogs, btw.
make them release the 2011 build obviously
vastly superior game to the slop they tried to pass it off as in 2013
Remove the looting. Remove dollars. Add upgrade tokens to take the place of dollars. It's not fun to play the role of a janitor having to pick up trash to upgrade your weapons, whereas upgrade token would be more meaningful to find and collect since they each have a bigger value. Reduce the number of weapons and make each one more unique. This would also serve to make it easier to upgrade all weapons which would encourage more experimentation. It's not fun to feel locked into a single weapon early game, since it's the only one you've upgraded. So maybe have the first upgrade cost 1 token, the next 2 and then 3 - once again to encourage experimenting with other weapons. Remove the fricking combat rifts that just visually get in the way. I hated being shot by an enemy out in the open that I couldn't see because of some fricking ammo barrel rift I didn't even need blocking my line of sight. Already you'd have a game that would flow much, much better
She unironically killed trillions
Release the Alpha build version they showed off to the public that was looked and felt like a completely different game
raise the weapon limit and add proper hacking back, its moronic I have to completely destroy turrets everytime
Porn director simulator with Liz.
Based classic Liz poster. BaS Liz is so boring.
Weak
>fix
hub worlds with micro dungeons, similar to Wolfenstein 2009 and DIshonored
Faction system
remove the dimension traveling shit
either go full deus ex/RE4 with an inventory system or classic FPS weapon pickup
more system shock, less cawadooty
booker marries elizabeth old boy style
Aside from the Porn, what will be the legacy of this game?
A blip on the radar in the form of a paragraph in some history book. It didn't do anything new and I've never heard any developer say they were inspired by it, but it's not as throwaway as most AAA games
Considering we are living in the porn addict generation that legacy is way stronger than most big franchises could hope for, bioshock literally kickstarted the SFM porn
>Considering we are living in the porn addict generation
Well maybe that wouldn't be the case if every woman between the age of 16 and 30 was required by law to enter sex service and satisfy the sexual needs of every male living in her area once a day.
Sprinkle in some daddy issues and they do it for free like some kind of sexual repression jannie.
>Wow, the trailer looked really good. Oh well.
Making Matthewmatosis say Black person
The game’s already over a decade old. The porn IS its legacy
that you can fake gameplay demos and fools investors and clients
It's rotten from the ground up and genuinely can't be fixed. You'd need to just make an entirely different game.
>Bioshock Infinite
More like "Bioshock IsFinished" am i right boys?
I think the fastest/smallest way to fix the story would be to simply remove the entire dimensional aspect. Liz still has her portals but they're just windows through time now. She can still pull things out of them, but she can't travel through them or send other people through them. All she can do is look back/forward and pull out echoes. The Lutece twins are interested in her because they think their technology can augment her ability and successfully transmit things back in time. It can, but the eventual reveal is that it's hopeless because there are "constants and variables" and no amount of iteration has allowed them to actually change the timeline away from a lighthouse, a man, and a city. Their last and best attempt was Comstock. The DLC, then, are the next iteration forward.
Any time a dimensional shift was mentioned, you just cut those lines right out. You keep the same themes but excise the dozens of plotholes that came from shifting dimensions during the course of the game. It's not great, but it makes it far more cohesive.
>remove the entire dimensional aspect
Thank you. The game takes a massive nosedive as soon as you find the dead gunsmith and start casually jumping through dimensions.
Incest route. It's the only way, nothing else matters.
with my my Biowiener on her ass.
heh
Not restart development 6 months before releasing the game.
Built for BBC
>have multiple dimensions/timelines/etc
How do you even write a good story that isnt immediately made better and canonical due to multiple dimension frickery?
What is the PEAK story arc here?
Removing Ken Levine from every level of development would have been a good start.
If so, then where's Bioshock '4'? They have been tinkering with that one for years.
I don't know. What I do know is that Bioshock 2 was a lot better than Infinite and Ken Levine had nothing to do with it. I also know that Ken Levine's idea of smart story writing is to just come up with a bunch of shit that makes no sense
It just got a new trailer, like a month ago. It looks less bullshotty than the last one, so I assume release is within the next 2 years.
inb4 >that's not Bioshock
>Judas
Not this one, that's the one Levine and his small team are making. I meant the other one, that's being created by different bioshock/NUprey vets.
https://cloudchamberstudios.com/
>copyright 2022
>working title is still none, aka, "Next"
I think this one's probably been "worked on" for less time than you think. Maybe a lot of pre-production talks to try to get funding for a hypothetical BS4, but no actual development/greenlight until 2022.
give us the option to take her to paris and get a early good ending
Make it more like quake combat wise
I thought it was fine, it's the only Bioshock game I finished.
I tried the first one but it was too scary
Yep
Still a nope. Her dad dropped something and she's picking it up.
Built for BBC
This is unironically how to fix it
Have them frick before the grand reveal
It wouldn't really fix this trash but it would have made it more memorable
>move development onto PS4/Xbone. This should allow for larger environments and more NPCs
>remove almost all looting mechanics. If you have to pickup ammo, it's done Quake style where you simple walk over it to pick it up
>no regenerating shield. You can now carry health packs and heal when needed
>full body rendered with a shadow (you look down, you can see your body and legs)
>you can now carry 3 weapons of your choice
>enemies and AI would behave like Burial At Sea Episode 2 where it has a soft stealth system
>remove the ability to look down sights (except if its a scoped weapon)
>no hitscan weapons. The player will be able to see every bullet fired in the game and dodge them
>completely rework the Vigor system
>>no more salts for ammo. You have a bar that automatically refills and each Vigor uses a certain amount depending on the power of the attack (think the Jedi Knight games)
than buying upgrades for your Vigors, you level them up by using them
>>The more you use it, the faster it will level up (think the weapon system in Resistance 3)
well you just did
I feel like Elizabeth was never really done justice in porn
Basically the only artists that used her were mediocre SFM amateurs that blew up at the time, as far as i'm aware she doesn't really has any great maya/blender tier porn that isn't a vanilla snoozefest, a 3 seconds loop or some incredibly degenerate shit like hyper docking, and above all most never tried to capture her character or be on-model
Make the game they originally designed.
Just replay Bioshock 1 then.
give liz massive fricking wang that flops everywhere while se moves
This except make her a trap that has a normal sized wang and have it flop around her dress when moving and make it periodically get hard and pitch a massive tent in her dress with dribbles of precum.
based futaking
cringe trapgay
Futa is cringe tranime fiction. Traps are real and made for fricking.
>Traps are real and made for fricking.
They smell like men, move like men, moan like men, talk like men. You're fricking a man.
Yes? And? In his little trap ass specifically. Meanwhile you’re getting fricked in the ass by a “woman”
Honestly in my opinion the only good things that came from Infinite are
>World design
>Liz
Especially when it comes to burial at sea.
Otherwise: gameplay is mediocre and story is dogshit.
Honestly id love a game set in BaS Rapture in style of shadows of doubt of sorts.
Maybe where you play as lackey of atlas/ryan where you need to spy/sabotage the other or smth similar.
Do they even make adventure shooters anymore? Where you just play a guy who does stuff?
Seems like it's all CoD, battle royale and looter shooters now.
Yeah, but they call them immersive sims now
You mean like Fallout?
>that animation where she's riding the blindfolded shota
diamonds
Built for BBC
Stop cutting shit.
Women don't fricking bend over exposing themselves like that in real life you Toxic Misogymnast!
No shields How the frick did they come to that decision?
Halo. Fergusson just copied it from halo. Game originally, at least during the E3 demo, had semi regenerating health which would work better.
Was this when the downfall of videogames happened? No one had an original idea in their head anymore?
Daughterwife sex
Little sister sex
Elizabeth deserves more than being stack on SFM limbo man. Thank the sex gods for noname55 keeping her "alive" at least. Dude's a treasure.
>Sekai
The question should be: why would I bother wasting time and energy on fixing a bad product when I can just play a good product instead?
This whole thread is just an excuse for coombait.
>Unironically using the word coom
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It is?
i dont know