How would you fix her?

How would you fix her?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to ruin her? I want the tall lady to ruin ME with her huge rotting futa wiener

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I might be a pathetic cringe homosexual, but at least I didn't use summons to beat her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The same way I'd fix the rest of the game: disable summoning for all bosses except multi-enemy bosses.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With my dick

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make her Waterfowl only trigger when you're a certain distance away. Then it's more of a punish for getting hit and roll-spamming away to heal. Probably need to make her other moves better at getting you to frick off to compensate. The Bell-Bearing Hunter is a great example of a boss that does this with dangerous close-range moves and then tricky long-range ones.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back in time and cure young, prime Malenia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >young, prime Malenia
      That's just Millicent

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Milicent is not a giant legendary warrior mommy goddess I'm afraid...

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dayquil
    >Chicken noodle soup
    >Sprite
    get rekt scarlet rot

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remove the life steal from her attacks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or at least make it less significant.
      Getting the equivalent of 9 2handed axe hits of her entire health back because he hit you twice is bullshit.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make her poise work by Friede's rules i.e. you can stagger her for a set amount of hits before she automatically escapes instead of her moronic OC donut steel hyperarmor that can activate whenever however to break or avoid stagger.

    That or nerf her health by 40% in both phases, she way overstays her welcome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That or nerf her health by 40% in both phases
      She'd get wrecked in a few hits from any build which deals somewhat decent damage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >few hits
        Stop exaggerating, even without life steal she'd still have 20k HP which is fine. There's a reason why Morgot and Maliketh has small health pools, frenetically fast based bosses shouldn't drag on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i killed her in like 3 minutes.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the life drain.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have her not wreck Caelid and poison her brother with her STD.
    Have her wreck Stormveil and target Godrick instead.
    Also have her actually RAISE her 6 daughters.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find an unalloyed gold needle and cure her rot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This should have been an option
      Hopefully they let you do this in the DLC

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Face sitting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't survive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you block every flurry she'll get more than that, just look how much she gets from the first few hits here before the player rolls:

        Also having to use a shield isn't cheese, but you should be able to beat her consistently without one and I can't I can dodge the second half of waterfowl if I have enough space but the first part if I'm too close I still die to that even after watching tuts on how to dodge it.

        Other than waterfowl the fight is nothing special, if she didn't use waterfowl I'd say Radagon / Elden Beast is the harder fight, its only because she pulls that move out you can get fricked up so quickly, everything else she does is incredibly telegraphed and she can be staggered and interrupted too, though its a shame staggering her isn't consistent, I've never bothered with trying to parry her myself that seems like too much effort as you need multiple to get a riposte.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro run, circle her, block her with your weapon, block and roll, use vow of the indomitable, use light roll.
          There's so many options, stop trying to dumb down a cool boss so you can comfortaboy med roll a massively telegraphed attack

          >few hits
          Stop exaggerating, even without life steal she'd still have 20k HP which is fine. There's a reason why Morgot and Maliketh has small health pools, frenetically fast based bosses shouldn't drag on.

          >There's a reason why Morgot and Maliketh has small health pools
          Yes, they are underpowered and should get double their HP
          You don't truly start playing Elden Ring until NG++ and beyond

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >UGS
            now do the same with a smaller weapon the UGS almost has as much damage negation and stability as a great shield

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >now do the same with a smaller weapon
              just block and roll, moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This would not be possible before the patch that skyrocketed UGS blocking abilities. It's cool that you can do that now though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            for me it the grab move she used as i recovered my swings

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            blocking cannot be done reliably as she will randomly clip through

            she clips thought your shield once and you'Re done. insta sun, insta 20 hit combo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              skill issue

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Other than waterfowl
          Waterfowl isn’t even hard to avoid, even without the weird circle strat. Just don’t panic. The fricking scarlet Valkyrie move can go straight to hell though, there’s zero reason as to why the cloud she leaves as she jumps up should do so much damage on top of sprouting clones to make sure you’re stunlocked.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >design wise
    Remove the weird marks over her body and actually give her a visible pussy and nipples
    >moveset wise
    Change the fight so waterfowl only triggers 3 times in the fight, first time under half way of first health bar, once at 3/4 on second healthbar after she slams into the ground on the start of the second round, once again at 1/2 health on secound healthbar

    I died so many times to waterfowl just because she uses it randomly if she used it at set parts of the fight you could anticipate like Radagons hammer AoE 3x slam attack it wouldn't even be an issue but because its spontaneous so often if you can't dodge it or are far enough away from her when she suddenly leaps up to do it then you die. Also using frost pots is cheese so that's not a valid technique.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still can't deal with waterfowl
      What an utter moron lol
      Just block it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have done that, but that's totally sub optimal as she will get a huge chunk of health back from all the free hits you give her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No she won't, block and roll, or run away
          Also she gets jackshit, 600 hp maybe

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The frick you mean, "fix"? She is perfect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Witness True Horror"
      Ma'am this is the most arousing moment in my life

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did they give her eyes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to make her more sexable. eyes peer into the soul

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why you don't let women have power. They give everyone super aids when they start losing.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >muh bbc "joke"
    Shalom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you report not feed them Yous

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to fix her, I just want her to be happy.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    melinated wiener ought to fix her

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill her. Claim her brother as my concubine.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can break her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      source?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    flame clense me and a boob job

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't look like that

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she shouldve looked like this instead of weird boyishly flat chest

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I throw bloodflame blade on a prelates charge great stars and drag her around her room until she behaves.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This really needed a man to dick her hard.
    Then perhaps she would stop running after her bother all day.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give her even bigger boobs

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female starts losing fight
    >begins stripping in an effort to seduce adversary
    Many such cases.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have the solution. Let me solo her.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just make her do a little backdash before using waterfowl, something similar to what she already does after getting hit twice. Thats it, just creating a tiny bit of distance to make dodging the first wave of the move more consistent and it would bump her from A to S tier boss for me.

    Well, that and give a better (rot related perhaps) reason as to why she heals on contact, maybe she is like a mushroom/plant that grows stronger when watered, in this case with blood, force of will is fricking dumb.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of her moronic heal on hit even when shielding handicap and it won't be such bullshit.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she naked?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fix
    I'd just kill her so Radahnchad continues mogging the entirety of the Land's Between, I'd join his army and see through it all

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if your tongue/saliva cured her rot and would rejuvenate her pink fleshy parts but it would take hours upon hours of dedicated licking just to cure one area. Would you do it?

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