How would you fix Shadowheart?
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How would you fix Shadowheart?
How would you fix Shadowheart?
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pregnancy
Lactating breast
Based. Also maybe give her a tsundere phase where you can tease her and watch her blush.
nothing
Really?
Shut up Shar.
Shut up Lorelet.
Shut up halsin
Shut up Shar
By firing her out of a cannon so I can be with Minthara in peace
Don't stick your dick in crazy
Well now that ask, I'd imagine it to be something like
>my big white wiener going in her throat in and out repeatedly in forceful manner while she's making GLAK GLAK GLAK sounds, saliva dripping down her exposed small but perky breasts and nicely chiseled abs, and shes trying to get away but her head is gripped firmly by me (customary protest, shes actually enjoying getting throat raped by a decisive, strong male (me))
Druid paws typed this post
Frick how did u know
Oh no that would be terrible, how can you even imagine raping me, anon
*bites lip*
Bigger boobs
Are the rumors about Shadowheart true?
She canonically has had sex with hundreds of different men before meeting you, as part of some cult religion shit. You have to say that's a positive and happy thing in order to get her to warm up to you. After that point, whether you can fix her or she develops crushes on the other boys around is up to yourself. Still, to get into it, you have to have a tolerance for women bragging to you and all of her their friends about the miles and miles of dick they've ridden.
fix her portrait to reflect her hair color change would be a decent start
Big Human wiener correction.
The way I fixed her in game was giving her paladin dick and using her weak will to force her to be a good person
>Don't worry Tav, professor Halsin will teach Shadowheart a thing or two about biology
i would fix her male skull with a mod
along with the rest of that game
tickle correction
More like shadow fart, lol! announcing my sage
>More like shadow fart
I don't get it.
ask your mother, she might know
There's nothing to fix, she's already perfect.
that fricking stupid haircut
hated her the whole game because of it
make her brown and give her a fat ass and big milkers
rewrite her entire character, backstory and arc
Yeah her story was pretty ass, she manages to be boring despite having a frickton of content, the fact that she cucks you doesn't help either, worst girl.
>80% of companion related content are Shadowheart and Astarion
>fricking morons online complain about how those are the most popular romances
They're basically 4 characters, vampire overlord Astarion and vampire spawn Astarion have different tags, meanwhile Minthara doesn't have a single quest
what options even are there?
Muh ex, muh penis magic man
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and nonces they added way too late to get more companions and terrible references to the series that zoomers won't recognize or care for and fans are annoyed of.
Did I miss anyone?
Your favorite character, the Blade.
he had potential, but as I just mentioned
urgh
His tiefling form is repulsive, yeah
it also felt like he became more onedimensional, when the opposite should be the case
He should be the good guy commiting bad deeds by the power of a devil, and getting more and more corrupted by her (because that what devils love to do too, corrupt people).
But no, his only personality trait is "I'm Good".
oh right, Wyll(?)
I liked the guy at first, shame he turns into that stupid tiefling-thing to make him vewwy specul dmpc. He was relatively standard but the patronstuff made it fun.
I'll take a standard/boring backstory and a decent storyarc over those marvelcharacters any day
Every companion has the same backstory, fleeing from some traumatic past which makes them all pretty boring and generic
yeah, thats what I'm saying.
I never liked the way Larian wrote characters to begin with, but that origin-system made it even worse for me
I dont particularly enjoy romances in videogames, because theyre poorly written in 99% of the time. SH was the only one in that game that didnt feel too pushy at least - keep in mind I played v1.0 on release and didnt care to finish act 3 (stopped somewhere in the new bhaaltemple and went to the chick first)
at first i did leave astarion, but went back out of fomo when i realized i wont be replaying this for a LONG time, if at all. Honestly, he just felt like the 5e stereotypical bard to me, mixed with Zevran from DA:O.
isnt she a non-virgin?
when was the last time you saw a pure woman in a western game?
Literally the only virgin in BG3 is the black guy, not joking
based. he's saving himself for his ebony KWEEN
no
with my penis if you know what i mean
i dont understand, can you please elaborate
Have you tried to go frick yourself?
Cheers.
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>How would you fix Shadowheart?
By removing the Halsin cuckshit.
>B... but it's optional!
By removing the option.
>B... but you need player choice!
No, I need a game free of disgusting cuckshit.
>B... but you should accept it as optional content!
Not really
>B... but you sound insecure
No, I sound like someone who finds cuckshit disgusting, because I am someone who finds cuckshit disgusting.
>B... but why did you choose it huh?!
I didn't choose it. It offends me that it exists.
>B... but why do you hate us cucks?
Because you're gross. Stop being gross and stop defending gross shit.
I bet there is a mod out there that removes it.
>Gets removed from Nexus for being offensive to a protected class
>I do not share what is mine. And I will not be shared.
based...so...fricking...based.
>Going to hell to get a hammer for her
She deserves it.
Why do people get butthurt over the druid when she was in a cult that had orgies and shit? She's used prostitute either way
complete re-write into something that isn't obvious the second you look at her
I'd make the game only slightly about relationships and sex and mostly about a good story and gameplay (Larian "blowing up barrels" is not good gameplay), make it more like Solasta.
>make it more like Solasta
Grim
It's a faithful recreation of 5e, more than can be said for BG3.
She's the love of my life so nothing particularly needs to be fixed. I'd change/remove some obvious things but if it never happens it's not a big deal to me.
a hug
Impregnate Karlach and have rough sex with her in open air while Shadowheart is forced to either awkwardly watch Karlach moan and jiggle around, or leave
Unlock her romance earlier. She already betrays Shar early on, no reason I have to save the fricking druids first before she's willing to spend some alone time with me. Even the frog banged me twice before anything really happened in her story.
start with her face I guess
move on to the orgy shit
>uhmmm what if we had a priestess
>but her faith is about having orgies with anything that moves
>DUUUUDE SUBVERTED EXPECATIONS IM FRICKING CUMMIN OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
it's just cringe
>uhm what if good thing was .... LE BAD!
wow really blasted my brains with that one champ
best writing lol
Her face is perfectly kissable, laying a chud wojak over it is an incredible disservice
Most priestess have been just glorified prostitutes throughout the history.
make her a buff zariel tiefling with one horn
give her a haircut frfr on Selûne
murder is the only solution for infidelity
shorten the long horseface
enlarge the boobs
make her virginbawd instead of actual used goods bawd
that's it
I would fix her with my wiener. Daily anal therapy.
hairier pussy