How would you save Lara?

Her franchise is in shambles and forgotten, she needs your help anon!

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're so hilariously insecure about ai

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        SIR! blease 3 dollar BLEASE!

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't have that idiot on auto-filter yet
        Your fault to be honest at this point

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to trle.net
    >Download random levelset
    >Get better tombraider experience than anything released in the couple decades.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ai
    post full hands

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      By 2025 AI will draw perfect hands and there's gonna be a massive shitstorm of acusations that X and Y are AI art.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 MORE WEEKS, SIRS

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        And by 2026 using a digital ID will be required everywhere on the internet to tell bots from people. Good job, anon. Thanks for feeding the AIs!

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Source: My Schizophrenia

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Name a single other way to tell bots from people by 2026
            Can't
            So digital IDs is exactly what's coming, gay

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              and what exactly prevents an AI to have a fake ID?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                What
                I'm talking about your personal ID in digital form. Given to you by the state

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is an ID going to help you differentiate people from AI?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's tied to a gov agency database usually.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                By people being unable to post anything anywhere without uploading their ID, it will be standard like the annoying cookie thing on every website. You can say no but then the site would be read-only or close itself

                what's stopping an AI from "stealing" an ID?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                The one it got stolen from would have to report it in person
                AI could use the ID of a dead person though, so I guess a personal verification every couple of months would be in order for everyone and if you miss it without calling (because you are dead for example lol) the ID gets locked

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is you sell it? like some old people who basically don't use the internet.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Illegal and punished 10x harder than child abuse, just like trying to cheat the state is punished today already lmoa

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                By people being unable to post anything anywhere without uploading their ID, it will be standard like the annoying cookie thing on every website. You can say no but then the site would be read-only or close itself

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know what she needs.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a sequel to Douk Nukem: Time to Kill. That's how you save the Tomb Rider franchise.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    is she climbing up to her horse??

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pajeet hours
    This thread is totally going to be organic and not 3 pajeet reading their chatgtp scripts

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    we don't take kindly to AI slop around these parts, traveler.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well just make her a shemale and i going to play her game!

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well first we need to find the real Lara, cause that's not how she looks like

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's so beautiful.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old Lara is for queers.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does that even mean

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It means you're gay.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NuLara
            Opinion instantly ignored

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope you homosexuals will ignore me instead of staring at my wiener that's conveniently out and erect! You better not come over here and suck it, you queers, or I'll cum right in your sissy mouth to show you I don't tolerate that shit!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t.
                Tell us so much more

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                not any of these people you seem to be seething at but nu-lara is a boring woman that you only enjoy from a non-gameplay aspect of blender porn

                she's fricking boring m8

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino. https://youtu.be/q1SE9oDb8qM

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          my favorite

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          my favorite

          Thoughts sirs?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like some generic 2010s hunger game esque movie track.

            no soul.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AIslop
    No sir, I don't like it!

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 4 dozen eggs in my house. she will eat all of them.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    by making her a femboy

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've become gay for femboys locked in chastity, recently even

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    sir thread

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is ai associated with Indians?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      low quality spam, it's also it's own meme that spread from the whole fallout 3 vs new vegas shit
      >DO NOT REDEEM

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because a lot of them opened up art businesses with it on fiverr, they're usually quick to jump on and promote hustle culture shit, same with NFTs, crypto, dropshipping, etc.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forget about her body
    How do I get that face?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      HRT won't hide your man jaw.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, sad. I almost feel bad for trans people sometimes

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to recreate her image on AI not myself your troony obsessed

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AI
    What is it that makes AI art so unappealing even though technically it looks amazing?
    I'm not talking about because of muh precious furry artist will starve now, I'm talking on a pure aesthetical level

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you subconsciously notice it's depicting a deformed freak. It's not just hands. Look at how the arm attaches to the body in OP pic.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is she able to scale up mountains without safety equipment?

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    First person platformer like mirror's edge.
    Fast pace gunplay, trick shots, hard bosses.
    Huge fricking breasts when you look down in 1st person.
    Roundhouse kick a velociraptor in the face.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    not necessary. her new trilogy was great and next game will be even better

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not really a fan of the franchise but from the little I know this is how you fix it:

    >make lara 10/10 smoking hot (big breasts a must)
    >follow a resident evil-style formula of starting out with mystery vibes mixed with horror, then lead into lovecraftian/nightmarish ancient horror enemies and environments by the end of the game

    As I understand it the original Tomb Raider games had some crazy nightmarish villains at the end. Not only do you get more interesting enemies, but the story feels like its progressing and increasing in difficulty.

    Having Lara fight human fodder in naturalistic environments from start to finish is just too bland.

    This is just my personal taste for what would get me to play and that would be leaning heavily into 80s/90s action with lots of hard sci-fi tropes. Give Lara a whole range of guns that can do all sorts of fun/crazy shit.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      good thing you don't design videogames. your scope of view lacks range, cohesiveness and foresight. I'll just continue playing the old games, Tomb Raider has proven it can't exist with its own identity, good thing we have TRLE's level editor.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows the next Lara will have even smaller breasts and she will be black. Can't have sexy white female protagonists in western AAA games anymore, such things are sexist and racist.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's no studio brave enough to have Lara return to her "old" looks even though it would make sense to remake the old games now with better graphics and controls

      having her come full circle and BECOME the bombshell that we all remember after these origin games and giving her the respectful sexuality and making her a badass like she used to be and not a damsel in distress (at least she 'saves herself' in the new games)

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tomb Raider sequel directed by Yoko Taro

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it is alternate timeline old Lara having sex with nu Lara

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ai slop
    morning sirs!

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    a diverse sidekick that has lots of quips and tells you how to solve puzzles

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how would you save Lara?
    Ditch young moralgay nulara and bring back mean b***h stacy thundec**t Lara, who raids tombs because she wants sacred arctifacts as decorations for her colonizer mansion

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      seriously
      >old lara
      >murders other grave robbers trying to do the exact same thing she is
      >dabs on supernatural entities and dinosaurs
      >is confident and flirty but no one owns her
      literal girl boss and then they changed her to be some silly newbie
      >play nulara
      >I CAN DO THIS - Lara
      >YOU CAN DO THIS - Lara's Mentor
      >I CAN DO THIS - Lara again
      >I CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU - Lara
      >YOU CAN DO THIS - Lara's Mentor
      >dies - Lara's Mentor

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically make Uncharted: Lost Legacy but with cooler locations and harder puzzles.
    The hot sassy sidekick is a must.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is... is that... no... NO...! IS THAI AN AI GENERATED IMAGE.. !? AAAAHHH HELP ME Black personMAN IM GOING INSANE

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the future, brave new world style, her chopper crashes in some jungle/desert and she has to find her way back to civilization, navigating old and newer ruins. she realises the terrible bubble she was raised in and decides to stay or go back to the jungle.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this genuinely sounds like it would be great, it would also bring back that "traveling across the world through different locales" feeling that TR2 and 3 have in spades

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    bigger boobs

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      would
      who

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    my god that arm
    shes dying, this is a spasm

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    She can be saved by having my black seed ejaculated upon her delectable breasts

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre gonna frick your brain up looking at this ai porn shit

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Good morning, sirs!

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all Black folk will wish the days of TR2013 back once the new iteration of her drops

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally, unironically hire this man

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      His remake plays too much like LAU.

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game begins with her about to set out adventuring. While she rests the night before, a storm blows in and discards her gear. She wakes up with no socks and boots and must spend the rest of the game barefoot. This is crucial.

    For the rest, go back to what made the series good in the first place. Large levels, no hand holding, very light on cinematics, lots of puzzles that aren't take green item from small room to next small room with green hole (even if that is what a lot of the puzzles were anyway, often you had to navigate to the solution room). Make platforming trickier so it isn't so easy. Ideally make it play a bit more like the originals and give casuals the easier platforming.

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    That picture reminds me of a girl I was in love with in high school. I don't like it. It's been twenty years, and I still can't forget about her. I doubt she even remembers who I am.

  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could just take the 2nd most recent variant (the whiter one) and finally let her start becoming the morally ambiguous self-centered, self aware, unrepentant b***h she always was.
    As it is, they'd make her frick a Black person.

  40. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it Open World, with ability for lara to mount (or get mounted by) horses.

  41. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    while it won't happen unless it get's marketed like a b-team game I would want them to get in touch with their roots while taking a bit from every era.
    more of a classic adventure in tone, setting and music.

    as in tomb raider 3 you could choose which map you'd do after you finished your mission so it wasn't a fixed route.
    another thing that might be interesting enough to trick some replayability into it all is for there to be several paths and some load out specific routes think along the lines of a grapling hook or single use explosive charge that kind of thing.
    But I fear only more "realistic"cinematic yellow smeared edges and homosexuality.

  42. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    a fricking loredump on the atlanteans just to take away 99% of the mystery really driving this show into the ground.

  43. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you have the catbox ?

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