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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get out of my way, fricking shits!
    I love that sword so much.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I regret looking up how to get the crissaegrim on my first playthrough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kinda sad that you get it so late since it gets invalidated by the shield rod with alucard shield and it's not like the game is that hard anyway
      getting the heaven sword in the clock tower is much more fun

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got the Crissaegrim at absolute fricking random on my first playthrough and was utterly baffled.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, Butt-Head
    Heh heh heh

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't beat the game.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You beat the game

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    swishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswishswish

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this actually any faster than just running?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you time it right, much faster. Speedruns and TAS do it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >much faster
          Only with shield canceling

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only a little. That's one of the games many problems, backtracking is slow as FRICK.
        In super metroid you got speed boots/shine sparking etc. In SOTN you have to slowly jog or moonwalk everywhere and it's all so tiresome.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me? Dashing with Monster Vials

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ever since I noticed how badly tuned the guitar in tragic prince was I haven't been able to enjoy it
      however, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxEdkh4lYUQ

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sounds fine, I hardly notice it while actually playing

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a playstation black disc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cut number one contains your mother will die in her sleep if you do not reply, so please don't play it.
      But you probably won't listen to me anyway, will you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go frick yourself.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is dawn of sorrow worth playing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      aria is better, but yes. dawn is grindier and has those shitty seals you have to draw.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a fan-made patch for that game that automatically completes the seals so you don't have to bother. A few extra steps for a feature that shouldn't have been in the vanilla game to begin with, but when I played the game I used that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but play with the patch that makes luck actually function or you'll be grinding 1000 of each enemy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never noticed that Luck had no effect on soul drop rate, but I only ever 100% it once

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Luck stat doesn't work in Harmony of Dissonance, Aria of Sorrow and Dawn of Sorrow, but you only really notice this in DoS due to weapon soul synthesis (all enemy drops in HoD do fricking nothing anyway and best equipment in AoS is available by searching the castle and not farming enemies)
          Note: rings still work (Rare Ring / Soul Eater Ring) because they affect droprate by a fixed % and not tied to Luck stat

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How well does it run on a phone anyway? I can't imagine those directional-input based spells on a touchscreen feeling very intuitive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s based off the PSP version so no hammy PlayStation voice acting or ps1 enemy death sounds and after you do the spell inputs you can easily select any one of them on the touch screen on the left
        also it’s easier to do the death skip you literally just hold left immediately as the cutscene loads

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather eat glass than play this game like this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based phone port Chad

      I'd rather eat glass than play this game like this

      It’s not as bad as you think, it’s the PSP port so it has all the glitches, including the “skip Death by back dashing out of the room very quickly” glitch
      It also save states after you enter every room, so just close the game and reopen it if you get stuck

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        touch controls still sound pretty bad

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK ME ALREADY YOU BLOODSUCKING AUTIST

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are all of drac's spawn such autists?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm interested in this
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  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute...
    Is that Alucard? Son of Dracula?
    Isn't that the guy who fricked in the ass by another man?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, that's netflix alucard aka american alucard, serial penis suckler and expert rimjobber

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