How/why do Amish people exist? Even the fricking Natives on reservations have moved past the whole ooga booga ayayayayaya shit and now run casinos and liquor stores. Who do these fricking Yids think they are with their horse and buggy shitting up the fricking road?
by amish standards, which of them do you think their women swoon for?
>Four young Michigan men were arrested for driving under the influence — in a horse and buggy, authorities said.
>Gladwin County deputies caught the foursome — all under the legal drinking age — allegedly tossing beer cans out of their ride at around 4 p.m. on Sunday, Michigan Live reported.
>When stopped by the officers, the men at first provided bogus ages and refused to give their names, police said.
>Deputies said that they found several more containers of beer inside, and that all four men were intoxicated.
>Levei Mast, 15, Andrew Zook, 14, Joseph Miller, 14 and Joseph Troyer, 15, were all charged with felony obstruction of justice and disorderly conduct.
>They were all also issued civil infractions for being minors in possession of alcohol.
The problem isn't that human male fighters are inherently boring, it's just that devs see them as boring and so they don't bother giving them any flavor and just focus on their pet favorite class/race which is probably some eclectic bullshit.
This is the lib mindset- they want them to be boring so they can call you boring for playing them.
This might be rumspringa; the time when Amish teens go wild and start breaking rules. Most Amish arrests come from this time. The guys get shitfaced and get DUIs, the girls get trains run on them, most go back to their communities and get married. They apparently have a what-happens-in-Vegas way of looking at it and don't ask their spouses about it. It's really interesting, like it's their mating season.
why do white men who have this phenotype always smell like shit?
they’re called farmers
>white
lol
?
that phenotype is not white,simple as
>Amish
>THE Germanic anabaptists
>From colonial times
>almost never allows outsiders
>not white
real germans don't look like goblins lmao,keep coping
I used to see posts like this and wonder why people want to LARP as non whites, but I realized that 50% of this board is indians.
this board has a fair amount of mentally ill Black folks on it
I'd bet the actual darkies are calling everyone Black folk.
nah they usually get upset about it, they're usually the ones posting "homie" though
I call broccoli heads in those cases.
That's perfect, cause like brocolli they get real cheesed.
You don't understand how many Black folk spend their days playing videos games and watching DBZ. They're not all hoodrats.
being a hoodrat and an anime dweeb are not mutually exclusive
that is every hoodrat I have met
Amish. Last time I was near a few their body odor and breath stunk to hell
How/why do Amish people exist? Even the fricking Natives on reservations have moved past the whole ooga booga ayayayayaya shit and now run casinos and liquor stores. Who do these fricking Yids think they are with their horse and buggy shitting up the fricking road?
because they're inbred and moronic
Paladin
Rogue
Fighter
Cleric
by amish standards, which of them do you think their women swoon for?
All of them
left is like 2x the size of the rest
You realize the camera is just zoomed in further in his pic right?
The one on the right, he's the most "normal" and his skin seems to be the most clean.
2nd from the left, looks right amount of smug that makes amish women crave for.
potion seller we're going to jail
>potion seller, we want your strongest potions
achievable natty?
is that kamoshida
yeah
his punishment was exile to being a butter churBlack person in amish
The guy on the far left looks like Titan
Tighten*
no matter how much I lift, I will never have a neck (or lack thereof) like these absolute units
🙁
who gave shrek a love potion again?
>have you heard of the high elves
qrd?
A couple years ago some Amish got caught for DUI and under age drinking with beers in a horse buggy.
lmao
>Four young Michigan men were arrested for driving under the influence — in a horse and buggy, authorities said.
>Gladwin County deputies caught the foursome — all under the legal drinking age — allegedly tossing beer cans out of their ride at around 4 p.m. on Sunday, Michigan Live reported.
>When stopped by the officers, the men at first provided bogus ages and refused to give their names, police said.
>Deputies said that they found several more containers of beer inside, and that all four men were intoxicated.
>Levei Mast, 15, Andrew Zook, 14, Joseph Miller, 14 and Joseph Troyer, 15, were all charged with felony obstruction of justice and disorderly conduct.
>They were all also issued civil infractions for being minors in possession of alcohol.
>Each was released Monday on $3,500 bond.
>the four subjects originally gave false information
I would normally post gigachad right now but in this case it would be completely redundant
>This is the average 15 years old Amish boy.
Imagine what medieval knights looked like.
thats because they are inbred as frick
The problem isn't that human male fighters are inherently boring, it's just that devs see them as boring and so they don't bother giving them any flavor and just focus on their pet favorite class/race which is probably some eclectic bullshit.
This is the lib mindset- they want them to be boring so they can call you boring for playing them.
Looks at those dudes. Fricking brick shithouses. Why did my ancestors do this to me?
DAMN DEM BOYS BEEN EATIN GOOOD
>human
>male
>gunslinger
I'm ready
>human shrek isn't real, he can't hurt you
He's human Fiona now. Install linux.
why do these look like anime villains?
ONE PIECE IS REAL
>what picking similar face in souls character creation does to a mf
From left to right
>Paladin
>Cleric
>Barbarian
>Rogue
>what eating unprocessed home grown food and working physically does to a mfer
What do the women look like?
Is it possible to defeat such a specimen?
It baffles me those orcmen were underraged.
Potion Seller I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions
My potions are too strong for you traveler
When I look at this, I hear Bitter Sweet Symphony playing in my head, lol
Imagine what an Amish special infected would look like.
>here's those drunk underage kids I was telling you about
This might be rumspringa; the time when Amish teens go wild and start breaking rules. Most Amish arrests come from this time. The guys get shitfaced and get DUIs, the girls get trains run on them, most go back to their communities and get married. They apparently have a what-happens-in-Vegas way of looking at it and don't ask their spouses about it. It's really interesting, like it's their mating season.
>Human
>Female
>Enchantress
Time to find some party members
>join queue maxed out