>used goods >used goods, knife ears *soi face*
not that I'm one of those pretentious, hypocritical incels, but it's amusing to see people reversing their opinions in fantasy. You can be sure Viconia has had triple digit men in her lifetime, and killed many of them once they no longer pleased her. I find that hot about her.
>humans >taming elf women
HAHAHAHA
you're in her life for a blink, maximum. by the time your bones are crumbling to dust she'd have went through hundreds of other men.
>used goods >used goods, knife ears *soi face*
not that I'm one of those pretentious, hypocritical incels, but it's amusing to see people reversing their opinions in fantasy. You can be sure Viconia has had triple digit men in her lifetime, and killed many of them once they no longer pleased her. I find that hot about her.
A drow barbarian is even better. No class has better unique dialogue options than the barbarian, combine that with a female lolth-sworn drow and you have yourself a way to elevate bg3 beyond a meh 7/10 game with good graphics.
I'm not kidding, it's downright magical how much better the game becomes if you play a lolth sworn drow.
What kind of Drow are we talking about? The matriarchy ones who are obsessed with spiders who kill each other as children and consider these male slaves? Warhammer fantasy ones?Their age of Sigma equivalent?
I just don't know why a silver dragon would live in the Underdark, much less right next to a major dr*w city.
And then try to raise kids in the place. What a shitty mom.
wrong, elves belong to human men
human shotas belong to drow women (and orc women, and anthro women, and dragon women, and alien women, and german women...)
>anon takes a long hard look at his life choices up until posting that >they did not result in being brapped on by a drow goddess
I'm not sure how that is supposed to help him.
Take note, western artists. You don't have to adopt the japanese artstyle to make attractive characters. You just gotta go back to what worked in the 80s and 90s and experiment off of that.
You guys literally did it before. I'm sure you can do it again.
In the moment just prior to ejaculation, the drussy instinctively begins forming tight contractions around the male's penis, creating an almost air tight seal. As semen enters the drussy, the many contractions pull it up into the uterus. This evolutionary adaptation evolved to preventing semen from escaping the drussy due to gravity, since Drow females always prefer to be on top.
>manlets
Keep dreaming, no elf would settle for a man smaller than her, might as well date a dwarf or halfling at that point lmao
Elves in D&D are smaller than humans
Which is why they would never settle for a human male smaller than they are.
kek
>elv*s
I said drow
TFW no cute drow or elve to hug and cuddle with at night
For me, it is the fantasy of being stranded in the wilderness with an evil drow sorceress, where I end up fixing her.
me on the left except 26
>used goods
>used goods, knife ears *soi face*
not that I'm one of those pretentious, hypocritical incels, but it's amusing to see people reversing their opinions in fantasy. You can be sure Viconia has had triple digit men in her lifetime, and killed many of them once they no longer pleased her. I find that hot about her.
1gyo? 13gyo?
What the FRICK?!
Why would they drown women?
I belong to any woman that loves me for who I am and supports my career, hobbies, and interests
Sounds like you're a free man
drow heads belong on a stick
it's hilarious to me that le heckin wholesome anti-racist Larian proved the racist Paladin from 20 years ago completely justified
Yet all other elves become her b***hes
True, only humans can tame them
>humans
>taming elf women
HAHAHAHA
you're in her life for a blink, maximum. by the time your bones are crumbling to dust she'd have went through hundreds of other men.
Larianbros have arrived
>Best portraits in bg1
>Best lines in bg3
Drowbros keep winning
There's a ton of reactivity for being a drow it's great, doubly so if you also happen to be a bard.
A drow barbarian is even better. No class has better unique dialogue options than the barbarian, combine that with a female lolth-sworn drow and you have yourself a way to elevate bg3 beyond a meh 7/10 game with good graphics.
I'm not kidding, it's downright magical how much better the game becomes if you play a lolth sworn drow.
I don't like using classes without spellcasting, boring to me
leave me be, prostitute
What kind of Drow are we talking about? The matriarchy ones who are obsessed with spiders who kill each other as children and consider these male slaves? Warhammer fantasy ones?Their age of Sigma equivalent?
the drow city part in bg2 was really neat. they did a good job potraying their weird ass culture and it felt quite tense infiltrating them
I just don't know why a silver dragon would live in the Underdark, much less right next to a major dr*w city.
And then try to raise kids in the place. What a shitty mom.
How do you respond without sounding mad.
>slaps once very hard
she is talking about her futa wiener
wrong
cherry-gig
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8355978
thx
sauce me dawg
*does nothing abd let you burn at the steak.*
>Used goods
yeah
>Make Viconia an evil hag in BG3
>instead of a dead mother to my child in BG2
disappointing
>>Make Viconia an evil hag in BG3
not canon
But does he pass though?
God I wish this were me
You wish to be a giant lizard?
wrong, elves belong to human men
human shotas belong to drow women (and orc women, and anthro women, and dragon women, and alien women, and german women...)
>ywn have a drow brap goddess brap in your mouth and all over your face
Why do I even continue to live
As this thread gets archived, I want you to read what you just posted and take a good hard long look at your life choices up until posting that.
>anon takes a long hard look at his life choices up until posting that
>they did not result in being brapped on by a drow goddess
I'm not sure how that is supposed to help him.
Take note, western artists. You don't have to adopt the japanese artstyle to make attractive characters. You just gotta go back to what worked in the 80s and 90s and experiment off of that.
You guys literally did it before. I'm sure you can do it again.
In the moment just prior to ejaculation, the drussy instinctively begins forming tight contractions around the male's penis, creating an almost air tight seal. As semen enters the drussy, the many contractions pull it up into the uterus. This evolutionary adaptation evolved to preventing semen from escaping the drussy due to gravity, since Drow females always prefer to be on top.