>Free to pick in 20 minutes
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/human-resource-machine
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Human Resource Machine is the next free EGS game
>Free to pick in 20 minutes
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>EGS
No thank you.
>not even 7 billion humans
wow I love these old 99c mobile games that I already have can I get my shill paycheck now
>if you install our spyware we'll give you some indie shovelware for free!
what an enticing offer
I am not installing egs
Even if this was a good game (it isn’t) I’m still not downloading Sweeney’s store.
D2: Trash
DNF Duel: Trash
Melvor: OK idle game
Art of Rally: Trash
Fallout 3: Old and given away (many times?) before
Ghostwire: OK if you have nothing else to do
Outer Worlds SCE: Trash remaster of an OK game
This holiday ain't feeling great. I figure Remnant would want to give away the first one again to boost engagement but haven't seen that, although I already have it so I don't care.
steamie hands typed this post
Sony hands.
>Remnant
This one was given away 3 times already it would be 4th lmao.
I'm only aware of two times and it's a decent game with online co-op and the second just came out so a deal would make sense. Better than today's lol
My mind autocorrects this to ESG everytine and immediately dismisses whatever the thread is about lol, great built in anti ad feature.
>when you're contractually obligated to shill your next free game but it's something literally nobody cares about
>What is this shit?
>Proceed to look it up
>Looks like a 90s educational PC game
>It's actually is an educational PC game
>It's only $5
Scraping the bottom of the barrel there, Timmy?
Epic laid off 900 people a few months back. If it weren't for Timmy's personal vendetta against Gabe, the free games would have ended long ago.
Timboy can't afford to give out good games anymore...
Or I can just pirate the games, homosexual.
>I'M ATHEIST BUT I HAVE TO TELL AND ANNOY EVERYONE ONLINE ABOUT IT
>I'M VEGERIAN BUT I HAVE TO TELL AND ANNOY EVERYONE ONLINE ABOUT IT
>I'M A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR BUT I HAVE TO TELL AND ANNOY EVERYONE ONLINE ABOUT IT
>I HATE FREE GAMES BUT I HAVE TO TELL AND ANNOY EVERYONE ONLINE ABOUT IT
nobody cares
Nobody cares about EGS nor your shitty launcher and yet you're here shilling them, you moronic hypocrite.
why are you in this thread then?
to tell and annoy everyone about it? are you so desperate for any sense of human interaction because you are a loser with zero friends and family members?
>why are you in this thread then?
To call your bullshit, homosexual.
Why are you making these shill threads? Are you so desperate for any sense of human interaction because you are a loser with zero friends and family members?
>8 year old indie slop
Thanks, Tim.
good game but just pirate the GOG copy
don't worry, timmy paid for it
I loved Little Inferno and World of Goo but couldn't get into this game at all.
Buy an ad, timmy.
I appreciate they give all kind of games
Not even worth the time it would take me to claim it.
Where's the free Death Stranding DC you promised little Timmy boy?
Why are you recommending phishing software here?
Dumb c**t
>Everyone was saying it would be something like Doom or Deus Ex Mankind Divided
>it's some literal who wagie puzzle game
TIMMY?!?!?!? YOU OKAY?!?!
Never using your homosexual ass store in any way timtim go kys