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>half-orc this low
Truly the patrician's race
Why is it always have orc and not just fullblown orc? And why gith at all instead of something like goblin?
fullblown orc is an evil race
They wrote that out by 5e to get rid of the rape implication.
female orcs don't rape
then who is going around fricking orcs?
Officially now most half Orc have Drow ancestry
>is shocked people love elves
Swen was just as fussy they like elves a lot too,
Are you calling them black?
So are Drow, Duergar and Gith
>why gith at all instead of something like goblin?
Because gith fight mind flayers. They fit into the story
Who cares? They’re some stupid snowflake race literally nobody but turbo sperges cared about until now
Anonchama, they become even more important as the story goes on
I've played gith before you were born though
So you’re what? 50?
Get the frick off Ganker already, you old fricking turbo sperge homosexual.
No, you're just 17
Probably just in his 30s.
They were pretty heavily featured in Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes, which released a while ago. I imagine they probably wanted to tie it into that while it was still fresh.
Dragonborn and tieflings are snowflake races. Githyanki are just exotic orcs who originally designed to die in droves fighting interplanar adventuring parties. Making them playable in BG3 is an odd choice but at least it's related to the story. I think Yuan-ti would have been a better use of the exotic out-there race slot both because they have a long established place in FR lore and because they can be conventionally attractive, and attractiveness is apparently the criteria most players are using to pick their character's race.
I thought Githzerai had a better lore but they seem to have vanished from the lore
Githzerai were in like every game for a while in the 00s because that one Planescape companion was so popular, and then they just abruptly disappeared. I never expected to see Gith again after that era, much less playable Githyanki.
>I thought Githzerai had a better lore but they seem to have vanished from the lore
While they've been around since the Fiend Folio in the early 80s, most of the developed lore of the githzerai came from the 2nd edition Planescape setting and then Torment. For some reason Wizards seemed pretty intent on scrubbing away every trace of Planescape in the late 3.5 and 4th editions.
What even is the lore on githzerai, what's the difference between them and the yanki
This was peak Ad&d. Devils, demons, avatars of Gods. People's souls ending up as blind, writhing maggots in the hells. All that was changed because of religious sensibilities even as far back as then. Honestly, that is the moment the game lost it's soul. I'd give anything for a 2E planar RPG.
Hold on wait is that a cacodemon
What
I think the cacodemon was inspired by that particular artwork
In addition, the Cacodemon was created from a cropping of a creature that appears on the cover of Manual of the Planes, a Dungeons & Dragons expansion book. The creature itself is known as an Astral Dreadnought, and was created by Jeff Easley for that book.
>>Yuan-ti ... can be conventionally attractive
>google Yuan-ti
>it's literally a snake with arms
fricking furries man
Yuan-ti have several castes with varying levels of snakeness. Some look like humans with just one or two snake features, like a forked tongue or eyes vertical slit pupils.
Oh, this is stupid
ohhhh its china shit. no thanks
>Yuan-ti
aren't those just sneks with no legs?
Yuan-ti purebloods look like pretty humans with some scales here and there and maybe a snake tongue. See
only turbospergs see gobs as anything other than bags of xp
they were in BGII you Black person
Gith were in Baldur's Gate II; Neverwinter Nights 2; and Planescape: Torment, you massive homosexual.
Giths are a main part of the story
Orcs are evil, though who the frick knows since the trannies decided all races can be all alignments now
Your thinking of Gnolls. Orcs are better blacksmiths than dwarves and fierce warriors in arms.
I don't think it's about evil, It's probably because orcs are too low int to be a believable protagonist unless you rewrite the whole game to be like a fallout low int run.
I always pick the race with the most muscles.
They are not buffed like everyone else.
Agreed, orc race is the best race
God you can just smell this image
Smells like sex with your mother
>name my band Ganker
The Fiery But mostly peaceful Protestors
Green and mean love machine
Warbanner
Millwall fc supporters club.
PMC WAAAGH!-NER
None of the posh british voices fit the more brute-ish races
I wish game had lower class lout accent
^black hands has written that post.
Do they make good rogues or did I misread that
They can be good a rogue because of their improved critical yeah. Also relentless endurance can mitigate rogue glass cannony somewhat.
They seem like the best rogue, to me. But I'm a combatgay so big dps is all I care about. Rogue is gonna be my evil playthrough. On my good, I killed the boss of act two in like one turn and lost 10hp total because I walked through my own cloud of knives lmao
Anyway, is there even a better rogue for combat? Maybe one of the effeminate races?
Probably only half wood elf because of their better movement speed and innate proficiency to stealth
>Gith dead last
god damn, anything being lower than manlets is a feat
Dragonborn took a lot from half-orc I'm sure
In D&D Orcs and Goblins are very low intelligent and violent races making them very impulsive and hard to have discipline. It's why all those goblin's you dealt with at the Groove and Moonlight Towers would do stupid shit that usually got them killed and that was with god controlling their minds. To play one would be basically playing dark urge accept it would be for every interaction and most would be self harm rather than harming others, like if a Goblin encountered Withers their is a good chance the goblin would just attack Withers until his arms got tired and then he start biting.
What are these githyanki dudes? Some fricked up form of reptilian elves?
ayylmaos
they're low because they're ugly, simple as. Same reason why elves and humans are so high
from space? How did they end up in bald you're gay?
chasing the mind flayers
Big if true. Might check out that game
>from space?
unironically no, there are actual beings from space but the gith are not them. gith are from the astral realm, meaning they are extraplanar
laezel literally was born in orbit around the moon
>giths are ugly
They're different, but appealing.
Shame about the men tho.
Her face is not too bad, but that body is just fricking gross. Like fricking a skeleton with breasts.
>Like fricking a skeleton with breasts.
that's hot
It's low-fat muscle and sinew. A joy for the eye.
That looks like the crazy woman from that Gordon Ramsay show
Okay. Now post a female githyanki.
They look like frog humans, the reason they are so low is because they are fricking ugly
they look like the grinch
they need to release a xmas special dlc if they want to make them endearing as opposed to just warrior froggers
The noses were a mistake, would have looked cooler if they were more like a skull covered in skin, or had slits akin to Voldemort. Now they just look like humans with severe FAS.
That's how they look in the PnP, and they've looked that way for decades.
I dont think he claimed otherwise? Or did you have some sort of point?
He looks like Christopher Walken
they should look more like undead ghouls
Laughing at those noodle arms.
its really weird how they're so frail looking but swing giant greatswords around like they're made of paper
They're supposed to be much taller.
They're a dogshit original DnD concept. They were squidfaces slaves then broke free and now they travel space and time riding spaceship dragons.
Apart from being ugly though they are also an evil race, they're arrogant better-than-thou c**ts who hate everyone and kill everything on site. So their entire design is a prime example of the fact that DnD works when it copies Tolkien and flops when it does something original.
>originally slaves and now extremely violent murderers
So they are just Black folk?
There are also the Githzerai which are the faction that when liberated broke off and formed enlightened monasteries on the Astral Plane and don't just want to kill everyone.
>They were squidfaces slaves then broke free and now they travel space and time riding spaceship dragons.
kino
>Apart from being ugly though they are also an evil race, they're arrogant better-than-thou c**ts who hate everyone and kill everything on site.
kino
>So their entire design is a prime example of the fact that DnD works when it copies Tolkien and flops when it does something original.
Are you fricking moronic?
>What are these githyanki dudes? Some fricked up form of reptilian elves?
They were human slaves experimented upon by the mind flayers who eventually developed latent psychic power and became strong enough to rebel. Afterwards their two strongest leaders split apart, and the gith became the githyanki who now live in the astral plane, and the githzerai who took refuge in Limbo.
gith are space elves with psychic powers instead of fantasy magic. they were enslaved by mind flayers until they broke free. after they broke free, the gith had different ideas on how to go about living their lives.
the githyanki are a warrior culture that want to make their own empire.
the githzerai are a monk culture that just want to chill and talk philosophy all day.
Literally on the cover of the original Fiend Folio from
half-orcs look too much like full-orcs
This, fricking idiots don't understand. BG3's Horcs look like cartoon characters
>dwarf is the 4th worst
What happened to modern gaming?
Nobody wants to be an angry manlet
Say it again in my face, you coward dickless human
Could he kill me with his bare hands?
I dont know about his hands, but he definetly could kill you with his massive dwarf wiener
dwarves are stout yet strong. they're like chimps. They're smol but could frick you OP
Hobbits, on the other side, are just tiny with little to no benefits beyond being sneaky.
Height is way more important than muscle mass in real life, so probably not if you resist.
He could rend you asunder
NOBODY WANTS TO BE AN ANGRY MANLET, YOU MICRODICKED TREESTUMP.
You're right, that's why I play a chaotic good Dwarf Sorcerer who loves ale and pussy
>implying tree stumps aren't poetic allegories for stubborn tenacity in the face of insurmountable odds
Ask me how I know you've never tried to pull a stump
tree stumps are dead, moron. they’re a better allegory for something that continues to be a nuisance for you long after the problem has initially been dealt with
Thus: stubborn tenacity
homosexual
People prefer either having a dwarf party member or being a dwarf surrounded by other dwarfs, it's odd to say the least being the only dwarf in sight 90% of the time the numbers would be way higher if they had a companion dorf
>being a dwarf surrounded by other dwarfs,
This.
BG3 is unplayable until we can create dwarf-only party.
>People prefer either having a dwarf party member or being a dwarf surrounded by other dwarfs, it's odd to say the least being the only dwarf in sight 90% of the time the numbers would be way higher if they had a companion dorf
Can confirm, I played through BG1, BG2, IW1 and IW2 with a 6-dorf party ( 4 warriors, thief and cleric ). It was glorious.
This guy gets it.
You can play a dwarf and do some dwarf stuff like call some goblin ambushers a bunch of pussies, but it's not the same and it doesn't happen enough.
I don't care for any of the smaller races simply because the whole reduced movement range thing really fricking sucks as a melee character
Dwarves are the reddit söyboy self-insert race.
No they're the "I read Warhammer Fantasy memes xD that goes in the buk xDD" race
everyone I have meet and/or play RPGs with irl that love dwarves were short fat people themselves.
people historically do not favor playing short races. This is nothing new
No one wants to play as a fat midget
what did you say you queer?
lmao gay
say that to me in game and not online and see what happens
Sorry, I said no one wants to play as a fat midget
I don't want to be short. Dwarves always look stupid in medieval games because all the equipment was clearly made for normal height races. If they wanted me to pick dwarf, they should have made some equipment for dwarves.
Dwarves are so boring, orcs and elves get shit but they both not only have a lot to distinguish them from humans, but also have a lot of flexibility and allow for a wide variety of characters. Any dwarf character could literally just be a short human and you wouldn't realise the difference, not only that every dwarf is basically the same character.
Dwarves are meant to be the opposite side of the coin to elves. Stout industrious beings of great vitality and strength, with little regard to magic or pretension. They don't have to all be expies of Gimli.
Few main reasons
>Dwarfs make really cool party members but less cool MC's
>Theres LITERALLY not a single Dwarf voice to choose
>Dwarfs are the worst fighter race
>Decent casters but who the frick wants to play w Dwarf mage
>IRL fat drunk overcompensating manlets dont want to play as videogame fat drunk overcompensating manlets
I mean, obviously
Dwarfs looks like shit in this game and misproportioned kinda. WoW still did dwarfs the best despite the game being shit. Also, where is a dwarf companion in this game? I cant be the only one..
this game would be 100 times better if it had a companion like khelgar ironfist in it.
theres no good dwarf voice option
YOU CANT EVEN PLAY AS A SCRUFFY DWARF and the voices are shit
Imagine rolling Initimidation with a dwarf. It just doesn't work brother
dwarfs are israelites
Half the charm of playing a dwarf is being technologically advanced compared to lankets and having badass design like underground cities, intricate (borderline ceremonial) armor and interesting lore when it comes to gods and enemies.
None of this exists in BG3
>bg 2
>every romance instantly rejects dwarfs from face value, not even reject you. Straight up doesn’t even give them a single single thought
>even gnomes and half orcs least have one
Lol I can’t with dwarf homies
-2 cha + smelly
People project their own insecurities to their characters. That's why 90% of them are beautiful mary sues. I fricking love playing an ugly, angry manlet because I'm not one in real life.
For me, it's the slow movement speed.
Dwarfs have no personalities apart from I hate elves.
Good
No racial benefits
You just puck your appearance
I made a draconic dwarf and convinced the party I play with that underwear counts as armor, and thus, I can't wear it for the AC passive; that way they get a face full of dwarf wiener whenever I initiate dialog.
Dwarfs and Halflings look absolutely fricked in BG3, armor always looks weird and stretched on them since it was clearly designed to fit a normal humanoid bodytype.
Also Drow are too tall, they just be taller than Dwarfs but shorter than humans and elves.
dwarf players didn't buy this piece of shit
Larian just doesn't like to make dwarfs and other short races and did them just because they're standard of dnd. It was noticeable how shitty dwarfs as a race in DoS 2.
Very disappointed you assume I am not racist to orcs and half-orcs too.
I play a hairy ass dwarf barbarian named Carlos Stonewiener that fights naked, the party gets a face full of dwarf dick whenever I initiate dialogue.
i dont the get the appeal of half creatures? like you cucks clap in the background while orcs banging your sisters?
In case of half-elves, it's like a human but slightly prettier at the cost of having pointy ears. Please ignore that they're basically an improvement over humans mechanically on every level.
Half-orcs are weird in BG3 because I really don't see the whole "half" part anywhere, they're as orcish as you can get. Again, they're good mechanically, I guess.
>Half-orcs are weird in BG3 because I really don't see the whole "half" part anywhere, they're as orcish as you can get
The orc must've racemixed with a black human
Half orcs are the same height as orcs, they are just more slender with much smaller tusks. D&D Orcs are visually comparable Warhammer orcs
It's mostly human males fricking female monsters.
It's another Tolkien thing that D&D stole and has been misunderstood by today's stat optimising gamers. Aragorn came from a noble mixed human/elf heritage that lived for hundreds of years, a half/elf basically. Saruman mixed orc and humans to create his super solders called Uruk Hai, orc/human hybrids that could walk in sunlight.
The Uruk Hai has no defined origin, your story of race mixing is not canon in any way and I wish you wouldn't propagate it.
Wasn't Aragon just a descendant of numenorians (übermensch humans) not elves? Elrond was a half elf.
In older editions half-orcs were basically inherently evil rape babies that were at least civilized enough to work manual labor or criminal shit.
Then over the editions as the Objectively Evil Thing got phased out they just became another mixed race .
the manlet races have fallen
Surprise, nobody actually wants to be ugly fantasy races
>half-elf
>dark vision
>free bonus movespeed
wow so hard choice.
they need to nerf the half elves
they should get a lower IQ (-2 int)
I feel like an npc but I always play human paladin good guy.
It honestly feels like what all the hetero male romances are written around no matter what game you play
This is always my first run in singleplayer games. There's nothing like being Chad Thunderwiener but chaste and exceptionally violent.
Hobbits and Gnomes were never super popular. The racial benefits weren't so great, and meh multiclassing. What the frick with Dwarves being that low though dorfs are good.
>people want to play their super special beautiful half-elf
>people don't want to play some weird deliberately ugly elf-goblins
Not surprising.
This is just a chart of attractive female face choices. It is more a testament to how purposefully or inadvertently ugly they made most face options.
I that where the case Drow and Elf would be tied.
Human is also objectively the shittiest race, the only thing you lose out on going half elf is 20 carry weight and +1 to one skill. That's fricking nothing. There is no point in playing a human unless you really want to RP as one.
What? Humans are fricking amazing this time around, that is if you're playing a caster.
Humans being naturally proficient with light armor, being able to cast spells in light armor, being proficient in shields and polearms, +20 weight capacity, and staffs being versatile weapons that can be wielded with shields, annihilates EVERY homosexual race in terms of being a Wizard just out of sheer survivability and being able to advance in all Wizard levels as a solo class and increase Intelligence to its peak without dropping feats in light armor&weapons.
Or you just get all of that plus the elf racial benefits from picking a half elf. The one thing you lose out on is carry weight and that +1 to some skill, lmao
Man this race selection sucks, when can I be a snake.
Baded.
am I the only halfling bard on the planet?
Surprised drow is that low.
It's Black person elves, what did you expect. If anything, I'm more surprised that dragonborn is so high, you never see anyone posting those frickers.
Drow shouldn't even count as a separate race but rather a subrace. It completely split the Elf vote, mudblood elves should kill themselves.
You rang?
God this looks so fricking moronic
its just furries
Uh sweetie the proper term is scalies
No taste homosexual. Dragonborn are objectively coolest looking race in the game. With the bara beefcake mod they're perfect.
>BG3
>cool
have a nice day and take larian with you
Is there a digitigrade mod yet or will that take a while since it requires animation changes to work properly?
the entire game's aesthetic is moronic
It's D&D it's always been bad
B-back the frick off!?
Let me guess, you're a min maxer at the tabletop and recreated your character in BG3
What do you mean? Dragonborn are one of the weaker race choices.
Strength + charisma is perfectly suited to paladin, and you get a breath weapon. Dragonborn pally's are a diamond dozen on the tabletop.
They are worse in the game than tabletop.
>diamond dozen
it's 'dime a dozen' esl-kun. Meaning "easy to find, so it's cheap and you can buy a dozen for only a dime"
I'm going to go out on a whim and assume your just dumb. Fools like you get eatin alive in a doggy dog world like this.
its mind-bottling morons like you exist
it's mind-bogging not mind-bottling you idiot
Boggling. It's mind boggling.
No it isn't
what the frick is a boggle???
Mind-bogging: like a bog, a swamp, your brain got stuck in the mud
boggling - what? That's not even a fricking word
Ironic Jokes
--------------->
Your Head
>im only PRETENDING to be moronic!
Anons...do you not see what those two are doing?
Don't you?
Yes, misspelling words and phrases on purpose...as a joke.
never should of come here
Unironically native speakers are more likely to get that wrong. Esl's try to speak well, native don't give a frick and slur everything cause Americans and Brits are scared of sounding educated
>if you pick a race that fits your class in a game that expects you to have a 16 in your primary stat at level one, your a min maxer
It's the furries
Dragonborn look legitimately good despite their underwhelming traits
Needs bigger tids on females, like all races.
Drizzt fell into obscurity recently.
Good, worst part about Drizzt is his copycats
STOP SPYING ON ME BALDERSGATE!
>Half-elfs are barely Top
Where are the elf girls so I can help increase these numbers go even further?
Why are druid and cleric so low? And why are clerics the least played by such a huge margin?
>tfw couldn't decide if I wanted to be a cleric or a druid. Picked druid.
>but am liking shadowhearts abilities so still kinda wanna play cleric
Am I missing something
I haven't seen the stats so I can only guess. I suppose that the reason is that you get a cleric within the first few minutes of the game and most people just decide to roll with it instead of making their own. It also helps that she's everyone's waifu, apparently.
>cleric
Shadowheart exists, also people don't realise that different domains can play quite differently (tempest is insane)
>druid
it's low in any game. being nature schizo is not for everyone
halfelf has good stats.
I'd play Gith if they had the Githzerai.
Considering Githzerai and Githayanki hate each other - it would make for a cute party banter.
>dwarf Black folk on suicide watch
ELLE OH ELLE
>The short races are 3 of the bottom 4
It's bad enough us short people are hated IRL, now we're despised in game too.
Half-orcs don't look half.
Githyanki are too weird and ugly.
Short races have terrible proportions and no one wants to move even slower in a Larian game.
Elves and half-elves look more human than humans and get a ton of good shit right at the start. Would you like extra movement speed, darkvision, perception, stealth, finesse weapon proficiencies, or do you smell your own farts.
I picked tiefling because the women look good with the big body.
>make most of the human faces ugly, females have one that is decent
Yeah, I wonder why this happened.
>half-elf and elf first and third
>dwarf fourth last
>contrarian manlets on Ganker utter blown the frick out
>race that looks like a lazy scrunched photoshop meme with twig limbs is the least picked
>this is "surprising"
I would have played a gith if they let you have a backstory that made sense for putting you into the story, ie you are a part of the gith forces and get captured same as Lae'zel. But the cringe OC backstory of a gith being raised by mortals in baldurs gate is just moronic. Instantly rerolled.
How did you roll when it's point buy
I rolled IRL and re-rolled if the totals didn't match the point buy
>But the cringe OC backstory of a gith being raised by mortals in baldurs gate is just moronic.
It's unfortunate that the game falls into this trope a lot of the time where your character is forced into certain things because of the story. I had hoped a cRPG in 2023 would finally be able to truly encompass a wider range of backgrounds/choices
It wouldn't have been hard to do, since Lae'zel is a origin character they could have just given your character all the same triggers as Lae'zel.
why didn't anyone pick halfling, guys?
why didn't anyone roll githyanki?
Halflings should never go full midget, it just looks like a deformed normal human instead of a heroic creature like a hobbit.
I like how the Halflings look in the game and how deliciously thick they are, but yeah, Halflings in D&D should be just miniature humans.
Because they're intentionally made as hideous as possible to stave off any potential possibly of appealing to pedophiles.
Here's a good looking halfling that's not designed in spite of its own existence.
Should have been a companion. Owlcat sucks.
There are elements of the same even in this pic. Her head is as wide as her torso, like in BG3.
>portable sex toy
>draw a child
>call it an adult
what a compelling race you pedophile
News flash brainrotted dipshit...they're essentially midgets.
>you cant get nurah as a companion even though she would be great
feelsbad
I would carry her around as a football and pocket pussy
They look fine, you just cherrypicked a bad example. Give her long hair and she'd immediately look 10x better.
Because they just fricked up the halfling proportions so they're not appealing. Halflings are either fantastic or horrible depending on how they're designed. And BG3 went too close to the absolutely horrific 5e halfling design that makes them look hideous.
Compare to the halfling design in Dungeon Meshi, where he's still very clearly a halfling, especially next to the other races, but doesn't look abominable.
>Built like a 6 year old instead of shrinking a wide shoulder adult's y-height by half
Yeah I'll admit 90% of midgets look abominable irl too for the same reasons halflings do.
Yeah Dungeon Meshi halflings get racism for looking like kids because they're all rail thin with big heads and ears but otherwise pretty normal proportions. You could also do the Peter Jackson method and have them literally just be small dudes, which looks good.
Either is better than pic related and every other 5e halfling.
I still have no idea why they decided to steal the fetal alcohol syndrome proportions from Pathfinder, 4e halflings were fine
>I still have no idea why they decided to...
That's the constant thought with 5e really.
All the midget options look fricked up. The proportions are comical so you can't take anything that'd be happening to them seriously.
>why didn't anyone pick halfling, guys?
Hobbit/Lord of the Rings made them seem like the last race you want to play if you needed to do battle
>why didn't anyone roll githyanki?
Because the OC you make is loyal to the Lich Queen but half of the class selections go right against that. Also I imagine most people just see the Gritch and that takes any seriousness away from the race.
Because they're shit ripoff hobbits that missed the point of their appeal by collectively characterizing the race as chaotic homosexuals.
Glad to see that shilling on Ganker doesn't translate to copies sold.
I kill all gith on sight
I’m assuming because of how much Larian shilled the sex scenes in this game none of the romances are race locked like Dragon Age Origin?
Considering how every character seems to be playersexual I doubt they will discriminate when it comes to race, which would be a double no no in current year, but who knows, barely anyone plays manlets to tell people about it
every character in the game has a 3 incher.
>nerf humans
>wow why humans no longer top?!
duhrhhhrhrh
I am tired of acting like "people" that chose elves in media deserve to be alive
I want these homies dead
Elves are deliberately meant to represent all that is holy and good, the living embodiment of aryan hyperborean supremacy
If you hate elves, you are israeli or a Black person
or a dwarf who has had enough of their demands to stop cutting down trees and complimentary short jokes.
No they are a shitty race of homosexuals that fricks trees and lives long because "le magic"
Absolute bottom barrel fantasy
Literally worse than humans with animal ears
What the frick is the difference between a Halfling and a gnome
A halfling is a midget
A gnome is a midget-midget
Halfling is a human midget
Gnome is an elf midget
Hobbits
Quirky magical woodland creatures with illusion powers
>manlet races
I like you
blame larian
you cant make a single hot human female
The only reason I can possibly think why this is, is because the female half elves and elves have more attractive faces, followed by humans.
>Playing a githyanki draconic bloodline DEX sorcadin
Damn I really am a patrician
>gnomes that unpopular
Frick you homosexuals
>nooooo my wobbly headed diaperbaby race
It's almost certainly a minority male, majority female, both who's playing it and the gender of the character itself.
test
dwarf, gnomes and halflings just seem like a waste of development time. I hope devs realize this
A way cooler short race is always goblins.
You will never actually get playable goblins in a mainline dnd game. Despite the woke virtue signalling, they still have to appeal to a tradition. They might actually lose money if they don't.
They had a kobold companion in the NWN expansions, I don't think the leap from that to playable goblin is very far.
I always thought humanized short races were really fricking lame given it's trying to play into the "oh they're small so they're underdogs!" thing, but with zero statistical disadvantage or even an RP-related one like "they're a kid so they're immature".
Just a shitty attempt to have your cake and eat it too.
Divinity OS2 went a different direction with dwarves that I thought was kinda neat, usually fantasy dwarves are like the noble warrior/craftsman race with grand halls and elaborate mountain mines and shit, but DOS2 dwarves are all scumbag thieves and backstabbers, they're the bottom of the social echelon criminal race
Guaranteed goblins and kobolds would have outnumbered gnomes and dwarves too.
Short races only do well when they aren't made to look abominable like the other Anons have all explained, we didn't get halfing style hobbits or actual gnomes, just people with dwarfism. Dwarves aren't so bad but they're still ugly, you have to be in to slampigs to want dwarven women.
I actually wanted to play a cute small hobbit but yeah it’s impossible because they obviously went out of their way to prevent you from being cute as a small race because “minor coded” or whatever
>i wanna be the inbred looking midget that can't jump or move as far during the turn
Great choice you made there buddy.
>dwarf
>spellcaster
>strength-based earth magic
>just grabbing and hurling dirt, rocks, solid objects at things I don't like
Yep, it's game time.
I'm so baffled as to how they gave humans something unique (light armor and shield proficiency, a skill, and increased carry weight) and then let Dragonborn have fricking NOTHING.
One damage resistance, a once per long rest 2d8 action that doesn't scale. Like, fricking how did they think that was right in a game where they gave Githyanki medium armor proficiency, astral knowledge, invisible mage hand, jump, and misty step.
>I'm so baffled as to how they gave humans something unique (light armor and shield proficiency, a skill, and increased carry weight)
>light armor and shield proficiency,
Don't worry, half elves get that too and then some. Don't you love an extra proficiency as your racial? Fricking radical.
But yeah, dragonborn are supremely shit. At least human still has its uses if you really don't like knife ears.
Dragonborn’s have 13 armour class if they aren’t wearing armour copium.
Not in BG3. They only have those 2 things, they made them worse than PHB Dragonborns for some reason.
Oh wait that’s from the dragon heritage sorcerer class, not Dragonborn lmao.
>Squats that low
This can't be right, is it only counting launch and not early access?
>half elf is the only one that is white colored
>Dragonborn is 4th most popular in Baldur’s Gate when it’s one of the least popular in DND
America explain!
>nobody larping as a human-hungry dwarf/gnome girl
Grim
>Dwarf Barb in EA
>Halfling Bard in EA
>Tiefling Sorc in EA
>Gnome Bard in Full Release
Manlet chads rise up.
>fantasy game
>Self insert human
how boring are you?
>oc donut steel race only 5th
honestly surprised
> Elves are superior.
Wow, who knew?
Back to your containment thread, noldorgay.
Dirty, unwashed barbaric firya hands scratched that post into the dirt.
>somewhat surprising
why are they pretending to be moronic? They know perfectly well why gith are unpopular
dragonborns are surpringly popular, usually non humans are only picked by absolute degenerates
i know this because in skyrim no one ever rolls argonian or khajit
Khajit was like the second most popular race behind Nord because Le sneaky stealth archer meme
Having gnomes AND halflings is such a waste.
Either use that slot for something more creative or just go work at something else for the game.
It's literally just because of the face types
half elf has the most aesthetically pleasing caucasian faces
Exactly.
If we had sliders than without a doubt Human would still be on top.
humans are the worst race mechanically
Dragonborn are the worst race. Humans are a close second.
yeah, but dragontrash attracts furryhomosexuals
>add fricking gith and manlets they KNOW no one's gonna play anyway
>no aasimar
yeah, frick off
DLC bait, there's already an Aasimar in the game
>93% of players went custom
Great dev time wasted on the additional origin character shit, definitely shouldn't have been used to make act 3 bearable
half elves are superior humans because they can see in the dark
mutt rigor
>the three manlet races on last place
kek
It doesn't help that they didn't bother to make a single short origin character. Dwarf bros are a fantasy staple and yet they're conspicuously absent as notable NPCs.
Githyanki aren’t manlets though
just like real life no one likes manlets lmfao
lol people would rather be the africans of D&D than be short
It's mind-boggling how many esls there are in these threads. They truly are a dime a dozen
i'm so glad everyone else agrees that githyankis are fricking awful looking
Everyone said as much when they were first shown off but nobody wanted to change them
>he wouldn't tap that
Uber gay.
They were literally designed to be awful looking since they were just generic fodder antagonists. Making them playable and making one of them a major companion and waifu option, while keeping their original ugly villain look completely unchanged, is either very brave or very stupid of Larian. To be honest I respect the choice to keep them ugly more than I respect the choice to include them in the first place.
Are there even any halflings in the game?
Every little fella i've run into has been a gnome
dwarves should be replaced with giants
SHUT THE FRICK UP ABOUT GRAMMAR THIS IS NOT A SPELLING BEE
>grammar
>in a spelling bee
>least popular
>gith
maybe you shouldn't have given EVERY FACE those fricking hideous spots on their face.
>githyanki were tall and slender humanoids with rough, leathery yellow skin and bright black eyes that were sunken deep in their orbits. They had long and angular skulls, with small and highly placed flat noses, and ears that were pointed and serrated in the back side. They typically grew either red or black hair, which they styled in topknots. Their teeth were pointed.
no fricking mention of ugly liver spots
Imagine if you removed the humanoid nose features and just gave them turtle nostrils and reduced the horse face by a few notches.
It doesn't looks so bad.
Are the racial bonuses the same as 5th Edition? I heard something that your stat bonuses are now just based on your Class.
Racial bonus is gone, everyone gets to put 3 points into whatever abilities they want regardless of race
I'm actually surprised to see Gith that low. I remember seeing quite a lot of people playing them when I played the Neverwinter MMO.
I think part of it is that there is no reason to make your own Gith character when you can just play as Laezel or take her as a companion and get a more fleshed out Gith experience. She kind of makes any other Gith character redundant. If stats come out showing she is fairly popular players then I think it's partially a case of her crowding out the custom option.
when the hell am I getting a character editor I want to change my hair color and style already frickkkkk
You can change appearance at your camp.
who does it?
The mummy guy i forgot the name that you find at the chapel near the ship wreck
I saw he can change class I saw nothing for editing your appearance
Are you using the base version? Maybe it was added on a patch after release.
zased, frick humans. they are boring.
>germcuck so mentally buckbroken by the nafri rape gangs and arab clans in his country that he roleplays a drow, the neutral evil nafri rape gangs of Faerûn
it's like pottery
i literally am arab and live in a german country so i guess thats pretty fitting.
Nice and appropriate then, I guess. Don't forget to grab some ficki ficki on the way to the Shisha Bar.
>no giants
>no orcs
>no goblins
>no ogres
>get gay snowflake shit like dragonborn and tieflings instead
>and shit no one ever even asked for like githyankis
>and half a dozen half-whatever variants
I guess they just confirmed that the game sold 1.7M copies? I thought they sold more than that in early access?
Gnomes are the best short race.
>CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIN
that monk dialog is incredibly cringe
Is there anything monks do that isn't incredibly cringe?
>gnomebros that low
Where are my stool fools at?
Gnomes should be rare.
D&D gnomes are nothing like these based fellows.
I fricking love dorfs, man, but not enough to lose 1.5 meters of movement speed.
They probably should've handwaved manlet slowness like they did the ability score racial differences.
>want to play custom human and fem drow in my 2 man campaigns
pain
It would be as simple as letting hirelings use the character creator to change face, voice, gender, race, etc.
Guess we gotta wait for someone to mod it in.
Start multiple instances of the game and join yourself in multiplayer. Enjoy your full custom party. Save the game on whichever instance you hosted was. Close out the other windows.
Well I still wouldn't be able to do that with my friend right since it's done through LAN right? However since you mention that I did see that trick but when I tried doing it myself it just opens the Larian launcher and stops there.
You could just ask them to guide you through making their character, my friend and i have 2 characters each and I made all 4 with him just showing me his selection in his game
manlets when will they learn
What is the best class for a Gnome? I wanted to do a dark gnome rogue character but I am also open to bard or ranger.
fighter
>gith most unpopular
>psionic jump
>and the misty step
Her subclass and racial combo seems pretty bonkers to me, I didn't like the character but she was great in combat until she got replaced by minthara and left the party later.
That's not the issue, when I try launch another instance and hit play on the launcher it does nothing. Otherwise the work around is perfectly fine sounding.
you have to open it from the folder with the exe
most people don't choose due to power sets otherwise the top three would never be picked
they should have let us pick races with nonconforming body types like fat or fat and tall
>try to force the Githyanki meme by making her the first NPC you meet
>1% of players play that race
Goes to show that even the good devs are fricking moronic when it comes to forcing a clearly unpopular choice on players. we don't want them, we never wanted them, you wasted your fricking time and resources adding them to the game.
keep trying. you'll get it within 200 tries
>want to play a 200 point game dude?
isnt half elf the default
The purer the yuan-ti the snakier the snake. Then the had infiltrators bred to infiltrate, and those puke-yellow zombified slaves...
Diversity and mixed race couples, of course the liberal audience that predominantly bought this slop would pick it.
>mfw finding out you are playing the least popular race.
I just figured they have good class features.
thats about expected though i am surprised more Dragonborn than teifs
people are basic
So basically, it's spyware?
Good to know, and one more reason not to play it.
Most of the human faces are fricking ugly
Drizzt's entire gimmick was >le good drow when Drow were written and categorized as an inherently evil, accursed race. When every drow gets to be drizzt do'urden then what makes HIM so special anymore?
>is the second most popular race by a wide margin
>This is somehow a bad enough thing that a "bros..." thread is necessary
You people would barely survive actual bad news.
>world's most powerful sicilian
>You can be a drow from Menzoberazzan
>Can be a goody two shoes despite this
>People still whining about tiefling and half elves being snowflakes instead
Uuuuuuuuuuuh
inb4 Drizzt
I don't remember picking any option about it but the game is adamant my MC is from Baldur's Gate, what's up with that?
>Pick dorf
>Only see other peoples crotches during dialogues
Character customization also sucks
You get what you deserve midget.
Where my rogue (thief) hard carries @
>only once a turn
lmao rogues got shafted in 5e
>>only once a turn
With advantages and staying safe thanks to moronic stealth AI.
>advantages
Faerie fire.
>staying safe
22+ AC
Im not impressed
>22+ AC
vs save or suck?
>doing (Lv/2)d6 extra damage PER ATTACK in a game where +2 or 1d6 is considered a strong, staple bonus
That's nuts man
how do you speak to a corpse like they mentioned?
Use the skill and aim at a body.
Have Speak With Dead (there's an amulet you can acquire fairly early that has it) and use it on a dead body.
I'm more surprised that Tieflings aren't #1, considering every special snowflake moron out there makes one in TT.
>want to commit to the evil run and make SH go full Shar cultist
>but also grew up waifuing Jaheira and this gets her fricking killed
I've already had to sacrifice like three companions for the drow, this is getting obscene. So much content cucked.
I'm coming around on frog pussy
Honestly humans are doing alright considering
>most of the faces are ugly black ones
>they are a straight mechanical downgrade to elves and half-elves
I would argue human got buff least for casters. Native shield prof is really good when multiple shields provide good bonuses including spell dc/attack roll, light armor prof is good some hands/boots/heads require profs, and an extra skill prof you can choose is just good. Maybe still worse than wood elves and there 10.5 speed but humans probably better than drow/hight elves
Or you just pick a half elf and get all of that plus whatever bonus you get from your chosen elf race. The thing that a human offers over (a cantrip|drow spells|1.5 movement bonus), darksight and fey resistances is... 20 more carry weight - in a game where you can magically send things to camp and move there from almost anywhere anyway - and +1 to a skill. There is no situation where you would want that over what half elves provide.
>20 more carry weight - in a game where you can magically send things to camp
What if I need to carry everything because an npc might ask for it for pity 5 exp
Dont you want half an explosion barrel in your inventory? Or stockpiling corpses for a on the go nerco.
humans are now one of the best races to use if you plan on having high STR since they get 25% to carry weight
show a chart of ppl who made it to act 2
Here's a protip: fight the hag til she's at 9 hp or lower and take her deal to give you +stat. Pick the stat that is worth the most to you (and thus to point buy) and then respec having in mind that you have +1 to your main stat.
Half my party left after massacring the druids, this was expected, I just expected to be able to fight them
Just me, or are there not that many special hats and helmets in the game?
I have double the amount of gloves and boots.
If you push auntie Ethel down her hole does her body drop anywhere?
Feels good to be 1%
People pick half elfs because they are the only ones looking decent among the rest of the uggos
>analytics
botnet
>stealth, longbow proficiency and bonus move on wood elf
Ez choice
Oy vey this is problematic
Quick, release an article shaming the players for not making the ((right)) choice again
Dragonbros. How are we coping with being the least mechanically optimal race? I used lightning breath on some spider babies and I used Tempest to guarantee at least 6 damage.
6'2" white male fighter with dark hair and blue eyes and a big dick
Reminder that if you made a half elf paladin you are the most generic of generic.
That's me. I've been doing this ever since Temple of Elemental Evil, Half-elf Paladin will ALWAYS be my default pick.
Around Elves
Watch yourselves
>human
>paladin
I'm surprised ANYTHING could be lower than a Halfling. They're so fricking hideous in this game it almost feels like a joke. Gith males look terrible but they're leagues above this game's Halflings.
Companions include:
>Half Elf Cleric
>High Elf Rogue
>Wood Elf Druid
>Half Elf Druid
>Not one Small race
>Everyone's also picking Elves and Half-Elves
Fricking knife ears, man. I remember the days when everyone thought they were gay and silly. I guess times have changed and now everyone wants to be a prancing Elven homosexual.
Blame Larian for being butthurt about people wanting to play human.
And it's not like anyone ever cares about playing the manlet races either.
dwarves are always best party members. but larian didnt make one because le toxic masculinity
It's just the setting, there isn't a single good human or dorf in the game
And all females are martials and wear armor while all males are casters without armor and low strength.
humans are Black person coded in bg3, only chad faces are on elves.
I'd rather be non human than a fricking Black person
dragonborn bros… we finally won
Quick question lets say I wanna make a rogue, can I dump STR and INT, then get that headwear thing that boosted INT to 17 or whatever for free?
Yes. You can even just do the dump after you get the crown by using Withers
How come nobody in Larian realized how fricking moronic that thing is? Is there any equivalent in the entire game that boosts one of your stats in such a ridiculous way??
I'm in Act 3 and I haven't found anything else that sets your Ability Score to a specific number like that. I mean, you can get the Potion of Hill Giant's Strength to temporarily make you r STR 21 but it's temporary so it's not exactly the same.
there are gloves in act two that give you 18 Dex and a set of boots that give 17 str.
where it really fricks you is that mirror fight because it forces you to actual stats not modifiers
All stat gear, outside of the crown are all random drops, I got the dex gloves in act one
I haven't found any so far. But I guess the justification is that there is only one class that really uses INT (outside of what, two subclasses?) so they wanted people to have better access to INT checks.
Ah that makes sense
I did kind of the opposite, made a high dex rogue but all the points I dumped from intelligence I put them on charisma because I thought it would be fun
Is arcane trickster fun to play or should I just stick to thief or assassin?
it comes at the cost of a lot of powerful gear to use in fights later. They are doing midwit tests with all this gear that raises your stats to 17/18. It's why so many people are b***hing act three is so hard because they have all those stat boosters not understanding it don't mean shit when the enemy gets 4+ attacks, slews of debuffs on you and the means to ignore your attacks.
That said Wiz, Socc, and Warlock are still the most OP to play all game.
How do i OP my warlock?
I use ranged weapon most of the time because a 2-12 dmg is better than a 1-10 cantrip.
You should have taken that invocation or whatever that buffs your eldritch blast damage by your CHA modifier at level 2, there is no excuse. Your ranged weapon scales off DEX. Unless you've picked Pact of the Blade, if that even allows you to make a ranged weapon into a pact weapon.
>that invocation or whatever that buffs your eldritch blast damage by your CHA modifier
Is that a spell i have to cast in battle or some permanent buff?
On some levels you get to choose an Eldritch Invocation, the earliest being level 2. It's basically a passive. Should be called Agonizing Blast. Repelling Blast is also nice and can be taken at level 2, it causes your blasts to push away enemies which is nice if you can blast them off a ledge. You can toggle that one on and off though.
if you read the description it makes it clear that it's permanent
>if you read the description it makes it clear that it's permanent
I wish all of the descriptions were like that
>potions of speed never specify how long they last
>that one squid ability that gives you +2 to attack rolls "whenever you hit a new target for the first time" NEVER FRICKING MENTIONS IT ONLY WORKS ONCE PER LONG REST AND THERE IS NO WAY TO RESPEC THAT SHIT
Ah and let's not forget that squid shield that "stuns enemies when it bursts" BUT IT ALSO STUNS ALLIES BECAUSE TROLOLOLOLO
pact of the blade feels incredibly underwhelming without hexblade for crit fishing
If you still get spells like Armor of Agathys, Hex, Shadow Blade, ect. then Pact of The Blade will still be very good since it has the CHA to hit
My friend the blade pack is the fun pack even without that.
>Using a warhammer with silence and knockback attacks with your CHA modifier
>watching enemies take 20+ damage and then getting knocked back into the two circle of blades that were cast for another 20+ damage
Short of the avatars/gaint bosses the game's combat has just become what I imagine Warhammer golf looks like.
I'm playing a Fighter 1 -> Warlock 11 and having lots of fun, can hit quite hard with melee weapons and have potent spellcasting (hunger of hadar is one of the best spells in the game)
It's really strong even without being the tabletop hexblade
do
also take the one that pushes enemy back 4m when it hits and learn misty step, also take hellish rebuke and bladestorm for good measure.
Pact of the Blade does work with ranged but it's actually better to use it with a powerful melee weapon that has knock back as means to keep frickers from ever closing the gap when you are solo playing.
Int boosting headwear?
I don't want exact location or how to get it. I just want to know in which Act.
>unlock illithid skills and immediately slurp down a worm
>get the chance to crunch some hag skin for a free stat if i let her live, do it immediately
People who play only nice guy miss out on so much
>proof that height isn't everything
Itemization in this game is complete fricking ass
>Headset that allows you to apply your spell damage modifier as damage on hit? 60 gold
>Headset that gives you fire resistance and +2 on saving throws. 1200 GOLD
Please help a moron
Wtf is "advantage"??? If I moce my char on the back or someone, is that considered advantage?
Also how the frick do I sneak? Everytime I try to do that shit I either get spotted immediately or waste my turn like a moron
Advantage is gained by either (you) being in a favorable position, like sneaking, or the enemy being at a disadvantage, like being blinded.
Trying to sneak during combat relies on either of 2 things: Being out of their vision-cone or being in a non-lit area.
You can check enemy vision by holding down shift.
If you are in their vision cones, but in a non-lit area, you can still stealth, but will have to roll a stealth-check.
Advantage is a term used when you get to roll TWICE and pick the better of the two results. Disadvantage similarly forces you to roll twice and pick the worse of the results
There's a variety of ways to get the condition, but an example being swinging at someone knocked prone will give the melee attacker Advantage. These are all Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition rules
That reminds me of something else, what is it that doesn't stack with Reckless Attack? Because it's annoying trying to get more accuracy with that, but then sometimes it doesn't do jack shit because it shares the same accuracy buff as something entirely different.
So do people just long rest after every fight in this game?
Wtf is the point of having all these spells when you can only use three before you have to rest?
Long rest takes supplies. You cant spam it. You can use short rest.
They expect you to use shot rests and later in act two and three you enter areas that won't let you rest at all with 4+ battle in them, you'll need gear or potions that adds slots as that's what they are expecting you to do.
>the "parody" smug fantasy master race that needs to be taught a lesson, has also "ironically" had the best racial abilities in every available medium of fiction for 50 fricking years
>Githyanki are the least popular.
It's inevitable. All developers make the same mistake - introduce an "exotic" race or class into their RPG... and have one of the companions be that race/class.
It's inevitable most people will think "I don't want to be a copycat" and choose something else.
Should have had a githzerai bro like Dakkon. Githyanki are gay.
What's ironic is that Githyaki, within the game, are basically the best race to play a Bard as. Thanks to their Astral Knowledge, they gain proficiency in ALL Skills tied to a single Attribute.
So at level 1, as a Githyanki Bard with the Entertainer Background, I'm immediately proficient in:
>Acrobatics
>Performance
>Insight
>Animal Handling
>Perception
>Medicine
>Survival
+3 Skills of my choice, for example
>Persuasion
>Deception
>History
THEN, If I choose College of Lore, I additionally get:
>Arcana
>Sleight of Hand
>Intimidation
damn, bosses are just going to crumble under the weight of all of those skill bonuses
No but it makes the actual tedium of the game from dicerolls in dialogue and exploration much easier
Didn't you notice there's no tradeoff? College of Lore greatly increases your character's magical capabilities, since you get Magical Secrets much sooner.
And if you want to focus on martial abilities, just play College of the Sword.
I play gnome because I like being ara ara'd by the gith girl
Having virtually zero experience with DnD, can anyone explain what the benefit is from going to 18 to 20 in a stat? I'm sitting at 18 int wondering if I should push it to 20 as soon as possible. I know each ability only truly makes a difference every 2 points and that 18 to 20 makes some rolls go from +4 to +5, but not how this practically affects gameplay. Ability scores don't affect anything except rolls and the HP/carry weight/jump distance they list, right?
Spells have something called DC (difficulty class) which is basically the saving throw a creature needs to roll to (partially) resist the effects of that spell. Pretty much every spell's DC increases with your main casting stat. Pic related. In older editions you also got more spells slots with more <casting stat> but they got rid of that in 5e.
>can anyone explain what the benefit is from going to 18 to 20 in a stat?
Every 2 increase to a stat gives it +1 bonus on things that use that stat.
So for example, an 18 is a +4 to a roll and 20 is +5
Oh, and your cantrips (or anything else that uses an attack roll?) scales with your main casting stat too
For how the game uses the rules it's not really worth the boost as you are always at the mercy of the rolls. On the tabletop rules you have "gives" at a 20 stat, meaning there be no rolls if clear the threshold by at least double. However this game makes you roll regardless of how high your bonus are so you are sitting there picking a 10 difficulty lock with +14
Going from +4 to +5 in a roll basically means you have a 5% higher chance to succeed.
wtf is half elf and why it's better than full elf?
Laezel being tsun is just way too cute.
I actually though Shadowheart was going to be that way, but she goes full vanilla on mach speed.
Gayle or Wyll?
Gayle seems to be way more versatile, but that eldritch blast is hitting like a truck so far.
Wizards are generally neat to have for a lot of situations for their sheer versatility. Stuff like being able to use holes, going down burrows, locking doors, buffing flight etc. is extremely nice. Plus, the one good thing that 5e did was making wizards less of a pain to use in CRPGs because you don't have to memorize individual spells anymore and can swap them out at any point.
Wyll is good for blasting shit though.
Early game depends on your team set up. If you are mostly melee classes, you need to take Gale. If you have a bit of magic already Wyll is usually the better choice. However come mid game this can be pointless as level 7+ a lot of overlay happens to where it's more about your gear than your class.
wyll can be pretty versatile as well but it's always hard to justify using a spellslot vs just sending eldritch blasts and sitting on counterspells
Giths are objectively the strongest race but they're so ugly no one wants to play as them lol
a magic type Gith is broken as frick, you are a god damn battle mage with the abilities and stats you have, no class mixing required.
>halflings/dwarves/gnomes can use small tunnels/crevices for cool shortcuts and secrets
>cant bring normal sized party members along
>no manlet companions
>no custom party to make full manlets
>if your mc is manlet you can use a tunnel for a shortcut, then immediately use it to go back because party gets separated
what did larian mean by this?
>There is a shrink spell you can cast on yourself others at level 2
>There is a mist form spell most classes can get before level 5
>There is a shape change into a rat ability
Larian made an IQ test anon and I regret to inform that you didn't pass.
i used a halfling disguise on my human and he said the hole is too big
You aren't polymorphed when you're in disguised self. You're portraying an illusion to make others perceive and think you're a Halfling.
why is my movement speed and jump height reduced while disguised then? he's doing that for authenticity?
Maybe, imagine a Halfling running around at double speed or fast forward. But yeah, Larian should get that fix, both to fix the actual use of it and for keks.
That isn't the reduce spell anon was talking about, it's a level 2 spell most classes with magic can get. Disguise doesn't change your height it just makes people look at your junk and think it's your face.
>Disguise doesn't change your height
It does. Disguising as smaller races lets you enter holes biggers can't.
>this illusion spell doesn't actually make me small
you don't say?
what was the hole? Some you have to be mist form/rat size.
>6 int post
you can also throw/shoot those teleportation rocks and arrows at them and if they hit right they send you to the other side of the hole.
my favorite fun players are the types that play a fighter half orc that wishes to be a bard but has no musical talent.
If you've ever played DnD irl, half of the table are half elves. Nobody ever plays the silly races like gnome
>Nobody ever plays the silly races like gnome
>playing with minmaxing munchkins instead of moron funmaxers
sorry bro
I play mostly with women.
My condolences. What color panties do they make you wear?
Really? The three girls I play with always want to be half-orcs, Dragonborn, etc, they never want to be any of the more humanoid races but they are small/petite tomboys so perhaps they are just having wish fulfillment moments.
We only had one half elf and he was the most tryhard b***h at the table.
I don't care about your troony table, The best games are all manlet parties.
This is the dominate person icon btw
Looks dominated to me alright.
>Get to baldurs gate
>All these soulful NPC's
Man I love talking to everyone here
half elfs are just humans but hotter so theres no surprise here
What percentage of players chose a non-binary character?
>pick warlock half elf cause it sounded similar to the polymorph class in divinity 2 which i enjoyed a lot
>i basically just function as a worse gale that can use weapons (but i miss so much that its basically useless)
>consistently die faster than every other character, only function i serve is to persuade, deceive and talk my way out of shit bc high charisma
>respec and put two levels into paladin bc i heard its a good combination
>still pretty useless but not as bad
im too far in to respec completely but warlock just fricking sucks.
>"Here's some graphs we made up!"
As opposed to non-made up graphs? Are there graphs occurring naturally in the wilds? Are you moronic, by any chance?
That's the most pedantic shit i've seen today.