What an awful direct! >Biggest announcement was literally pokemon pride month festival DLC >No Mario content in sonic superstars >Star drew valley X Forespoken: black lives matter edition >Persona 5 + Rabbids: anpther xcom rip-off >Kevin Smith produced cartoon overwatch rip-off (there's even a non-binary character), literally called "mid-force" lmao >Pride month themed splatfest with 3 options bi-nilla, strans-berry and straight mint >Detective Pikachu 2, now with Ryan Reynolds actually voicing Pikachu >Mario RPG Sony-tier remake >Mallow was seen wearing a trampstamp in the trailer >Geno is back (It's just that bad) >Trailer announces there'll literally be less content than in the original >Super princess peach 2: a retelling of the Mario movie through peach's pov, yes Anya is voicing her. >The worst Luigi's Mansion (2) now on switch >Batman: Remember when Rocksteady was good? >Silent protagonists rpg with a black main character in an anime art style. >Animal crossing rip-off #162637282 >Gacha game by 4J studios >Mario + Rabbids: the gay rabbit DLC >Toriyamamons >Pikmin 4 delayed another year >Pikmin 4 day and night cycle (Minecraft had this down 10 years ago) >Pikmin 4 now has glowiggers and pride flags >Nintendo copes for not getting Metal Gear Solid Delta >Vampire redditvivors >Mario kart 8 new DLC that includes a wiggler and DK voiced by Seth Rogen >Star Ocean came out on PC 5 years ago >Wario ware switch: Wii edition (no Ashley) >Japanese """""""humor""""""" >Forever Virgins convention: Seate 2023 >Tears of the kingdom flopped so hard there's no DLC announced >Súper Mario Wonder who the frick greenlit this calarts visual atrocious game (voiced by chris pratt.
Overall an unmitigated disaster, do yourself a favor and keep pirating Nintendo games.
I miss when this guy used to do sfw anthro art. He used to be such a great artist but I guess the humiliation of being a fatgay was too much for him to bare with.
Oh for sure! I don't speak for everyone, though it's never less than obligatory for one to be laid-back and homie enough in order to be boyfriend material.
"Fat ugly bastard" is a bit too specific of umbrella term anyway. I would like to better round them up on "fat cereal box mascot", or "fat boogeymen creature", or "teddie bears", because they reminiscence these rotund puffy colorful beings from commercials or cartoons you would see as a kid and feel they were really "enticing" to your eyes.
Lol. Lmao even. I'm actually a skinny chubby chaser and whenever I've met with a fat guy they are always ridiculously happy with me because there apparently only like 3 other chubby chasers that are skinny in like a 30 km radius. And I live in one of the biggest cities of the entire world, I can't imagine how barren the "skinny dudes that like fatties" population must be on your average city or a small town lmao.
how come there aren't as many women chasing after these kinds of men anymore?
i like being big and round but there's too many gays that approach me. its really uncomfortable and this new wave of Elephant Mario is going to make me feel even more self-concious.
oh really, as if I didn't know this new trend.
i wonder what kind of indoctrination they're being branded into to turn away from men like me itt who happen to be such a shape. there were way more of us being propped up by the entertainment industry decades back and there was more of a push for women to be attracted to us.
Women never went for fatsos because they were fat you dipshit. It was because they had more going for them that outweighed them being so out of shape. Wealth, personality, capability, lots of things that actually attract women. You're asking why women aren't falling into your lap, it's because they can get most of those qualities from someone that actually takes care of themselves.
yeah, obviously that plays a factor, but ive definitely noticed women get bullied a lot if they're caught sleeping with greasy fat women because they might unironically have a fetish for them.
confidence goes a long way obviously, but there's quite a lot of judgement from stacies about fat bastards compared to autist girls. you'd be surprised by how many keep quiet about it because they don't want the public humiliation.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>normal people hide their fetish better than autismos
Wow you don't say
>fat greasy bastards have never been popular with women.
black american communities, mexican culture, frenchies, germans etc. prove the opposite. its probably because men are allowed to display emotion instead of repressing them compared to out here in America.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'm for germany you homosexual. The only fat men that are popular here are the ones that make enough money to pay for everything their gold digger prostitute wifes want. It's the exact same thing with all the countries you mentioned from my experience. Literally the one country where fat people are more accepted and not seen as disgusting and undesireable by the general population is america. So stop coping fatty.
11 months ago
Anonymous
like I said, its down to cultural presentation.
sure, you need to have your shit together in order to be an attractive fat man, but you also need to have a personality too in order to make said "fat" look sexy.
just look at all the fanart here for example; you're telling me no woman out in the world wouldn't find this sort of man attractive?
the main important part of being fat is mainly just being clean. looking gross and messy is only allowed 'while' you're having sexy smut times for your loved one.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>it's all about presentation
stop moving the goalpost. You said that in other cultures fat men were viewed as more attractive than in america, but that's a fricking lie. There is no place in the world where fatness is more accepted than in america(since such a large portion of the population is fat) so stop fricking coping saying that "back then fatness wasn't seen as ugly" or shit like that. >just look at all the fanart here for example; you're telling me no woman out in the world wouldn't find this sort of man attractive?
Is funny tha you mention the fanart here since I'm 100% sure that not a single one of the artist behind them were female. Anyways there are certaintly women that are into fat men(just like there are women that are into dwarves, or amputees or other traditionally unattractive things) but they have always been and always will be a very very small minority.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>You said that in other cultures fat men were viewed as more attractive than in america, but that's a fricking lie.
it isn't a lie. because its true. there is a style of personality and ooze you can get away with being fat and ''sexy'' in the America's that just does not work outside of it. its too greasy and inflated to be considered appealing by women outside of the states (with maybe the exception of Anglo countries like the UK and Germany).
a more flowery approach to fatness would be viewed more favouably since a combination of eating like a pig 'while' taking care of your appearence and hygiene would be seen as hugely attractive to women.
the trick is not to be nasty to women while being fat but not a pushover when it comes to a fight.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>a more flowery approach to fatness would be viewed more favouably since a combination of eating like a pig 'while' taking care of your appearence and hygiene would be seen as hugely attractive to women.
please explain to me where in specific have you seen this happen. because I've literally traveled through most of europe and some latin american countries and I've never seen a single example of what you mentioned. The only cases I've seen of fat men being viewed as "hugely attractive to women" were because the women in specific was fat too or in an economic level way bellow the one from the man.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Seconding this. Personality is important and is probably why I tend to gravitate towards antagonists (intimidation factor is hot, size can combine with personality to add to that)
And being clean is also important like you said, I'm not into "sweaty and smelly" shit, I want them to be pleasant to cuddle with.
That being said, none of the stuff posted in here is doing anything for me, in part because of
Nah.
I'm not attracted to Mario's face, it's too goofy so I just can't get into it.
and also because my sexual attraction is very hyperfocused on a single specific husbando, because autism y'know?
>woman are allowed to be fat and greasy and can date men while being showered with compliments >a man that looks the same way is called a raging bara homosexual and should be thrown into the closet when he isn't even gay because it might awaken repressed feelings in women
discriminatory much?
11 months ago
Anonymous
>discriminatory much?
Maybe but again women are women and held in higher regards even if fat. Fat men need to be very confident, out going and have plans for a career or some kind of training. That or you can just work out and be more acceptable as average.
it was never the case, it's just that back then divorce wasn't an option so men letting themselves go and becoming meat blorbs was much more comon because the wife really couldn't do nothing about it.
horrible because every bara artist on the planet is going to spam art of this monstrosity for the next few weeks. Being a baragay but not a furry is suffering.
Seriously what the frick is this game. Everyone was tired of the "New" shit but this just doesn't feel Mario. This looks like another SMB2 where they were working on a different game that later got reskinned and sold as a new Mario game
I suspect he's going to be able to pick up objects, or at least push them, kinda like that hammerbro was doing to Daisy. TOTK has a lot of object puzzles, and Nintendo likes to harp ob mechanics from its own recent games, ala New Horrizons and crafting.
It's unfortunate, but to my knowledge, it's the only way possible to view them entirely without logging in. Alternatively, try https://github.com/Bl4Cc4t/GoodTwitter2 and see if it lets you view obscene content somehow.
I would, if given the opportunity, with no hesitation, flip him onto his back, spread open his thick, muscular legs, and give him the best rim job he's ever fricking had. If you've ever had a tongue inside of your nether regions, you'd know that it is the apex of sensual pleasure, and to give such an experience is the truest expression of love that exists
what the frick is stopping from getting a man like this? I'd understand if it was muscle daddy/bear who are normally only into eachother, but fat chunky men like that are the easiest men to get since they are used to being the bottom of the barrel and will accept almost anyone as long as they are nice to them. so seriously, what's stopping you?
I was hoping ideally myself for a musclegut daddy bf, which there's plenty surrounding me if Grindr is not lying to me. Only major obstacle really, is the most I message to them hasn't respond my messages yet, even if I made sure to put minimum effort to talk more than a simple bare "hi". I have filled profile with photos, of course. I'm able to get a fair amount of nessages, hits and taps which is flattering to say, yet sadly a great parcel comes from twinks and lean people, not aligning to my preferences.
If it's okay, may I have some tips or advices? I'm also on Scuffle and Growlr, if that matters.
real architects despise furgayottry. The beauty of a human body being deformed by lards upon lards of fat is gone when the focus is no longer the massive land whale amounts of weight but the stupid animal head they attached to that body. Not architect btw just what a friend told me hahaha xd
hate how this homosexual had a mental breakdown and deleated all of his content only to go back into drawing porn in like a month. God why are all internet artist mentally ill drama queens.
why delete all his old stuff then? Just make a new unrelated account and abandon the old one. The whole thing was beyond moronic specially when he is now back to do the exact thing "he didn't want to be known for", just in a less accessible way.
I'm sorry but as much I am a homosexual too I just don't get you guys. Bing Bing Wahoo man does nothing to me no matter how much you try to sex him up.
That's probably why nearly all the art here is off-model as shit, exaggerating the fatness and toning down the Mario-ness because that's the only way they'll find him attractive lmao
It makes me coom big loads. Especially of they are feeding each other messy frosted cake or ice cream and letting it run dowm their bellies and onto me/into my mouth.
Whats special about it?
ur special
Holy shit, Pasta direct 21/07/23
What an awful direct!
>Biggest announcement was literally pokemon pride month festival DLC
>No Mario content in sonic superstars
>Star drew valley X Forespoken: black lives matter edition
>Persona 5 + Rabbids: anpther xcom rip-off
>Kevin Smith produced cartoon overwatch rip-off (there's even a non-binary character), literally called "mid-force" lmao
>Pride month themed splatfest with 3 options bi-nilla, strans-berry and straight mint
>Detective Pikachu 2, now with Ryan Reynolds actually voicing Pikachu
>Mario RPG Sony-tier remake
>Mallow was seen wearing a trampstamp in the trailer
>Geno is back (It's just that bad)
>Trailer announces there'll literally be less content than in the original
>Super princess peach 2: a retelling of the Mario movie through peach's pov, yes Anya is voicing her.
>The worst Luigi's Mansion (2) now on switch
>Batman: Remember when Rocksteady was good?
>Silent protagonists rpg with a black main character in an anime art style.
>Animal crossing rip-off #162637282
>Gacha game by 4J studios
>Mario + Rabbids: the gay rabbit DLC
>Toriyamamons
>Pikmin 4 delayed another year
>Pikmin 4 day and night cycle (Minecraft had this down 10 years ago)
>Pikmin 4 now has glowiggers and pride flags
>Nintendo copes for not getting Metal Gear Solid Delta
>Vampire redditvivors
>Mario kart 8 new DLC that includes a wiggler and DK voiced by Seth Rogen
>Star Ocean came out on PC 5 years ago
>Wario ware switch: Wii edition (no Ashley)
>Japanese """""""humor"""""""
>Forever Virgins convention: Seate 2023
>Tears of the kingdom flopped so hard there's no DLC announced
>Súper Mario Wonder who the frick greenlit this calarts visual atrocious game (voiced by chris pratt.
Overall an unmitigated disaster, do yourself a favor and keep pirating Nintendo games.
It's so fricking over.
>thought Nintendo would hold out against Sony
>they ended up becoming worse by placing this kind of stuff in actual kids games
Time to get a new hobby..
calm down there buddy, leave some copium for the rest of us
Your pasta is already stale. Can you get some new material, please? At least make it entertaining or something.
>Persona 5 + Rabbids: anpther xcom rip-off
I would play the absolute frick out of this, the first two were a lot of fun.
>already nearly 200 posts
Seek help, Eric.
dont forget to add that they nerfed valentina's breasts, they do not jiggle anymore whenever she gets hit
>Daisy destruction
I wonder if anyone even remembers that
Unfortunately yes
I do.
some weirdo keep trying to produce music sampling that, apparently...
Oh yeah, Scorpion or something.
the narwhal's really baconing rn
Round and sexy.
HES JUST LIKE ME BROS
FR
FR
FR
Very rubbable belly, as I am into big round men. I want to see him and bowser frotting between their stomachs
Why Ukraine, isn't he Italian
Good morning sirs
His penis is uncut and phimotic like his trunk
HOT
WOWIE ZOWIE
Dramamine/10.
For me, it's spectral-bat!
WAHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone realizes we are going to get Elephant Peach and Elephant Daisy, right??
I am hoping this is somehow exclusive to Mario, or the Peach/Daisy transform is a skinny/costume for peak seethe.
If I'm wrong the sweaty elephant sex porn between Mario and Peach will be good consolation.
please stop posting elephant mario PLEASE
Ugly
I miss when this guy used to do sfw anthro art. He used to be such a great artist but I guess the humiliation of being a fatgay was too much for him to bare with.
HOWY CWAP LOIS IM IN THE NEW MARIO GAME
UNI IS THAT YOU? WHAT IS JAPPENING WITH THAT FAT BOSS COMIC?
I like the "ugly" look. It is handsome and manly.
Mario's look is not handsome and manly
Think there'll be more hot animal power-ups?
https://voca.ro/1npKNxuMvyJZ
Is there finally a new Mario game? What is this from
I'm hoping now that we get a walrus Mario for this game or the eventual future. Would be hella cute and beyond wonderful.
In an unrelated note, Fliprus'es are really cute.
Finally Mario looks like an actual daddy.
>I like the "ugly" look. It is handsome and manly.
Same. The "uglier", the more "fat ugly bastard", the better.
>The "uglier", the more "fat ugly bastard", the better.
Yes, but they have to actually be nice is the main thing.
Oh for sure! I don't speak for everyone, though it's never less than obligatory for one to be laid-back and homie enough in order to be boyfriend material.
"Fat ugly bastard" is a bit too specific of umbrella term anyway. I would like to better round them up on "fat cereal box mascot", or "fat boogeymen creature", or "teddie bears", because they reminiscence these rotund puffy colorful beings from commercials or cartoons you would see as a kid and feel they were really "enticing" to your eyes.
Mainly the appeal for me, at least.
https://twitter.com/hadouthechar/status/1671545857663983616?t=eJbCOjRoHJmohimDreRJ1g&s=19
haha
This is still most likely going to do less damage to people than inside story.
https://twitter.com/dippubear/status/1671549555111006208?t=LIZF_uRpoRiMWtJ-3rywAg&s=19
>Now have him eat the Mega Mushroom
*FWOOMP*
source?
BASED. Fatchad doing great today.
my only question is if he or Bowser is topping
Mario is topping and jerking Bowser off with his trunk
>bing bing wahPROOOOOOH
This is all ironic right? none of you are actually into fat greasy men
>Ironic
I was waiting for this lolol, i think the chest needs more muscles
Haha yeah, it's all just a prank, just like me wanting zonked fat elephant Mario sitting on my face is just an elaborate ruse.
yep. i wouldn't want to get pinned down by someone's massive gut or anything
I definitely DO NOT want a elephant Mario to bully me with his belly and fatten me up so he can tease me haha
yeah I want to make an elephant jerk himself off with his trunk ironically
the ones thirsting for him are all also fat greasy men anon, don't get your hopes up.
Chubby chasers are mostly skinny.
not really. They exist but they are mostly a minority.
Most chubby chasers start skinny, but like most Americans they end up fat by 25
Lol. Lmao even. I'm actually a skinny chubby chaser and whenever I've met with a fat guy they are always ridiculously happy with me because there apparently only like 3 other chubby chasers that are skinny in like a 30 km radius. And I live in one of the biggest cities of the entire world, I can't imagine how barren the "skinny dudes that like fatties" population must be on your average city or a small town lmao.
Can confirm. Am chubby chaser, and skinny.
Jokes on you, I'm fat but not greasy
how come there aren't as many women chasing after these kinds of men anymore?
i like being big and round but there's too many gays that approach me. its really uncomfortable and this new wave of Elephant Mario is going to make me feel even more self-concious.
every woman thinks she deserves chad now because they pump and dump them on tinder
>every woman thinks she deserves-
oh really, as if I didn't know this new trend.
i wonder what kind of indoctrination they're being branded into to turn away from men like me itt who happen to be such a shape. there were way more of us being propped up by the entertainment industry decades back and there was more of a push for women to be attracted to us.
i wonder what changed?
Women never went for fatsos because they were fat you dipshit. It was because they had more going for them that outweighed them being so out of shape. Wealth, personality, capability, lots of things that actually attract women. You're asking why women aren't falling into your lap, it's because they can get most of those qualities from someone that actually takes care of themselves.
yeah, obviously that plays a factor, but ive definitely noticed women get bullied a lot if they're caught sleeping with greasy fat women because they might unironically have a fetish for them.
confidence goes a long way obviously, but there's quite a lot of judgement from stacies about fat bastards compared to autist girls. you'd be surprised by how many keep quiet about it because they don't want the public humiliation.
>normal people hide their fetish better than autismos
Wow you don't say
most women have at least a bit of self respect unlike gays
large men used to be pretty popular with women until recently though. im just puzzled as to what has changed.
no? Buff men yes, strong men maybe but fat greasy bastards have never been popular.
>fat greasy bastards have never been popular with women.
black american communities, mexican culture, frenchies, germans etc. prove the opposite. its probably because men are allowed to display emotion instead of repressing them compared to out here in America.
I'm for germany you homosexual. The only fat men that are popular here are the ones that make enough money to pay for everything their gold digger prostitute wifes want. It's the exact same thing with all the countries you mentioned from my experience. Literally the one country where fat people are more accepted and not seen as disgusting and undesireable by the general population is america. So stop coping fatty.
like I said, its down to cultural presentation.
sure, you need to have your shit together in order to be an attractive fat man, but you also need to have a personality too in order to make said "fat" look sexy.
just look at all the fanart here for example; you're telling me no woman out in the world wouldn't find this sort of man attractive?
the main important part of being fat is mainly just being clean. looking gross and messy is only allowed 'while' you're having sexy smut times for your loved one.
>it's all about presentation
stop moving the goalpost. You said that in other cultures fat men were viewed as more attractive than in america, but that's a fricking lie. There is no place in the world where fatness is more accepted than in america(since such a large portion of the population is fat) so stop fricking coping saying that "back then fatness wasn't seen as ugly" or shit like that.
>just look at all the fanart here for example; you're telling me no woman out in the world wouldn't find this sort of man attractive?
Is funny tha you mention the fanart here since I'm 100% sure that not a single one of the artist behind them were female. Anyways there are certaintly women that are into fat men(just like there are women that are into dwarves, or amputees or other traditionally unattractive things) but they have always been and always will be a very very small minority.
>You said that in other cultures fat men were viewed as more attractive than in america, but that's a fricking lie.
it isn't a lie. because its true. there is a style of personality and ooze you can get away with being fat and ''sexy'' in the America's that just does not work outside of it. its too greasy and inflated to be considered appealing by women outside of the states (with maybe the exception of Anglo countries like the UK and Germany).
a more flowery approach to fatness would be viewed more favouably since a combination of eating like a pig 'while' taking care of your appearence and hygiene would be seen as hugely attractive to women.
the trick is not to be nasty to women while being fat but not a pushover when it comes to a fight.
>a more flowery approach to fatness would be viewed more favouably since a combination of eating like a pig 'while' taking care of your appearence and hygiene would be seen as hugely attractive to women.
please explain to me where in specific have you seen this happen. because I've literally traveled through most of europe and some latin american countries and I've never seen a single example of what you mentioned. The only cases I've seen of fat men being viewed as "hugely attractive to women" were because the women in specific was fat too or in an economic level way bellow the one from the man.
Seconding this. Personality is important and is probably why I tend to gravitate towards antagonists (intimidation factor is hot, size can combine with personality to add to that)
And being clean is also important like you said, I'm not into "sweaty and smelly" shit, I want them to be pleasant to cuddle with.
That being said, none of the stuff posted in here is doing anything for me, in part because of
and also because my sexual attraction is very hyperfocused on a single specific husbando, because autism y'know?
>most women
Most non-fat women.
kek have you not seen the endless "THICC BIG IS BEAUTIFUL!" campaigns?
even top fashion shows are embracing it
even fat women have value now
No the fat ones also have high standards. Women have that option unlike most men that aren't tall and/or chads
>woman are allowed to be fat and greasy and can date men while being showered with compliments
>a man that looks the same way is called a raging bara homosexual and should be thrown into the closet when he isn't even gay because it might awaken repressed feelings in women
discriminatory much?
>discriminatory much?
Maybe but again women are women and held in higher regards even if fat. Fat men need to be very confident, out going and have plans for a career or some kind of training. That or you can just work out and be more acceptable as average.
Men used to be exploited by the boss and aged early, now a "bara" looking man is older
it was never the case, it's just that back then divorce wasn't an option so men letting themselves go and becoming meat blorbs was much more comon because the wife really couldn't do nothing about it.
now the woman lets herself go and becomes a meat blob and takes half his money if he files for divorce
Women who fetishize obese men are almost always BPD crazies.
>he doesn't know about the true intent of 'ick on 'ecker threads
I'm mostly just waiting for the elephant Peach/Daisy stuff, but don't be shocked that the gays and women are also as peverse.
horrible because every bara artist on the planet is going to spam art of this monstrosity for the next few weeks. Being a baragay but not a furry is suffering.
It's not as bad as when Bowsette flooded the Boswer tags
How is an obese character considered bara?
Fat characters fall under "bara". Bara isn't just buff, it's just art for gay men with gay men's interest in mind as opposed to most yaoi
It can't be worse than the Bowsette spam, right
Gays aren't the majority so I doubt it'll last as long.
I love getting horny for my childhood franchise
No really, it's hot
>elephant powerup
>Peach and Daisy playable
There's going to be porn of this in less than twenty-four hours.
BIG MARING
Where's the nasty slob art?
https://twitter.com/tralalabara/status/1671557550129524738?t=jZ0OLwKSl_Xpc6YG99WzWg&s=19
LETS-A PROOOOOOOH!
10/10 post
Seriously what the frick is this game. Everyone was tired of the "New" shit but this just doesn't feel Mario. This looks like another SMB2 where they were working on a different game that later got reskinned and sold as a new Mario game
Good, they've been doing the same thing with the 2D series for 20 years
I’m just so fricking happy that Mario is a confirmed
Republican.
i want to poke it
how the frick is there so much art of bara elephant mario already
Cause he's finally anthro and also chubby. There is a lot of art I can't even post cause way too lewd even cropped.
Never underestimate furries and rule34, anon.
He's sexy
>Underestimating rule 34 furgões
How new are you?
I cant even post most of it.
Power of furry artist
Can I get a QRD of the direct? Went to sleep and didn't get a chance to catch it.
super mario RPG
pikmin
bara furry 2d mario
endless stardew farming sims
Mario is just too goofy and silly
Bowser is perfect. He can pull off anything.
>mario republican confirmed
based
That doesn't work because furries are left-leaning and find him attractive.
>he hasn’t seen the republican elephant porn
>he doesnt know about nazi furries
>instant fatgay porn from furries
FRICK I LOVE IT
>instant fatgay porn from furries
FATTER
>instant fatgay porn from furries
FRICK I HATE IT
obesity is gross
Grossly sexy
Haha imagine the farts
That looks like he has a precum stain on his pants.
Same. And they are into mutial gaining amd belly rubs.
>Here's you next Mario Kart character.
heart attack
You will nearly faint yourself of infatuation over the sight of a burly big hot ape, yes, that's correct.
>every other form is a suit
>now they actually turned him into a bara elephant
nintendo really wants that furry cash
Charles Martinet really is gone… https://twitter.com/kypellostuff/status/1671554508000747523?s=46&t=naNBGiwZY7IF7U-B7kpokg
Nah.
I'm not attracted to Mario's face, it's too goofy so I just can't get into it.
>there's going to be an animation of Elephant Mario struggling to enter/exit a warp pipe
Where's the nasty Bowser/Ele-Mario sex?
I suspect he's going to be able to pick up objects, or at least push them, kinda like that hammerbro was doing to Daisy. TOTK has a lot of object puzzles, and Nintendo likes to harp ob mechanics from its own recent games, ala New Horrizons and crafting.
honestly building vehicles or platforms in a 2d mario sounds like a really fun idea
I like elephants and God likes elephants.
I love Kass!
>We have Kass at home
What animal is this?
He's a goat.
wabbit
Because link turns into one in ALTTP and because rauru is literally A link to the past.
https://twitter.com/Fatez078/status/1671571168493436942?s=20
Watch Sing 2!
https://twitter.com/Uniparasite/status/1671576188303679495?t=VZlN6IqB-nEqVfZEgMXrPA&s=19
i want him to shit on me
>can't look at this without a twitter account
>nitter proxies wont work either
pain
Have you tried nitter.privacydev.net yet? It's the only one instance at moment with viewable NSFW posts.
works now. although, gifs and webms seem to bug out quite a lot.
It's unfortunate, but to my knowledge, it's the only way possible to view them entirely without logging in. Alternatively, try https://github.com/Bl4Cc4t/GoodTwitter2 and see if it lets you view obscene content somehow.
Where's the vore and/or inflation art?
https://twitter.com/ooshiodaiki/status/1671565739290152960?s=46&t=BNDyerVWmYJwMMLtaMsezQ
Literally me FR FR
Hes cute, but Bowser is still superior.
Obviously. You can't get hotter than Bowser
True.
Personality, sex appeal, even a sick theme. He's got the full package. And I wish I could take his full package
ok thats enough trying to get the thread deleted
I might've gone too far. He's just so perfect
its understandable
>perfect image ruined by some gross homosexual fursona
Someone should shoop him out
The belly squish is very nice.
I wish I was that hyena.
Likewise.
I would, if given the opportunity, with no hesitation, flip him onto his back, spread open his thick, muscular legs, and give him the best rim job he's ever fricking had. If you've ever had a tongue inside of your nether regions, you'd know that it is the apex of sensual pleasure, and to give such an experience is the truest expression of love that exists
Elephant Mario and Bowser as Luchadors
As sumos*
Let me squish myself against the belly.
...
Now post Mario mid way during transforming.
This but he's also hypnotized
and also foreverially tf'ed and loving it
permanent gray hairy trunk. permanent floppy ears, foreverially elephantized and tiedup and loving it
I need him as my bf so I can hug him when I am sad...
criminally underrated
>no dragalia in the direct
https://litter.catbox.moe/yql1qr.png
We lost the dragalia, let it go
Or play the shitty fan server
i already am playing in that server lol
I admire your dedication to your husbando
Which one should I use?
Orchid or dawnshard
i'm on dawnshard but i have no idea what's the difference between the 2
I'll use that one too, just cause
I want this on my face
Same, but mainly the belly.
PUT IT BACK
PUT IT BACK
TÖRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
>draws straight shit
Would be based but is cringe instead
I can't wait to see the princess versions
what the frick is stopping from getting a man like this? I'd understand if it was muscle daddy/bear who are normally only into eachother, but fat chunky men like that are the easiest men to get since they are used to being the bottom of the barrel and will accept almost anyone as long as they are nice to them. so seriously, what's stopping you?
>what's stopping you?
If only I knew.
I was hoping ideally myself for a musclegut daddy bf, which there's plenty surrounding me if Grindr is not lying to me. Only major obstacle really, is the most I message to them hasn't respond my messages yet, even if I made sure to put minimum effort to talk more than a simple bare "hi". I have filled profile with photos, of course. I'm able to get a fair amount of nessages, hits and taps which is flattering to say, yet sadly a great parcel comes from twinks and lean people, not aligning to my preferences.
If it's okay, may I have some tips or advices? I'm also on Scuffle and Growlr, if that matters.
elephante'
I never thought I'd want to frick Mario
Bravo Nintendo, can't wait to jerk off to his fat ass
Architect Anons won this time. Congrats, lads.
real architects despise furgayottry. The beauty of a human body being deformed by lards upon lards of fat is gone when the focus is no longer the massive land whale amounts of weight but the stupid animal head they attached to that body. Not architect btw just what a friend told me hahaha xd
hot
Right? This is the first time Mario's been attractive to me
consider suicide
This whole thread should
The only way I'm offing myself is by suffocating on elephant ass
>This is the first time Mario's been attractive to me
cringe. he's always been cute.
I don't know why, but he's never grabbed me. Maybe he wasn't fat enough
Ive never cared for him a ton either.
Do you have the full image?
honestly can't find it, just crops
Damn.
big sub, small dom it is then!
Its probably on KP somewhere, he just doesnt tag his shit for his request compilations.
>21 Pages
Time to search I guess.
Not just 21 pages, you need to check each one with multiple attachments too.
This, I love Mario. Bowser/Mario porn is some of my favorite smut of the series, but I don't mind Mario with Peach as well.
I've only been into shota Mario (with Bowsette)
>Bowsette
disgusting
Seethe
>Bowser is a red head
>All Bowsette art is blonde
Actual brain damage
More importantly, hes not a troony and doesnt want to be a woman.
I specifically posted a blond version because I knew it would cause the most anger.
probably because you are a disgusting zoophile who only wants to frick animals?
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖOOOOOOOH :DD
wait a minute, you can also play as peach and daisy in this game....
>Mario stuck in pipe
Im reminded of a certain comic.
the following pages were disappointing
I just didnt like his pubes being mustache shaped, thats all.
hate how this homosexual had a mental breakdown and deleated all of his content only to go back into drawing porn in like a month. God why are all internet artist mentally ill drama queens.
Because you touch yourself at night
I dont know if Id call it a "breakdown," he just didnt want to be known as the guy who draws obscure old guy rule 34 anymore.
why delete all his old stuff then? Just make a new unrelated account and abandon the old one. The whole thing was beyond moronic specially when he is now back to do the exact thing "he didn't want to be known for", just in a less accessible way.
Furgays gonna gay.
Mario and Bowser fighting over b***h c**t Peach instead of fricking each other is a pretty apt metaphor for straight men
That's why you archive everything from the artists. Despite what they say.
Nice. Very nice.
You're my favorite drawgay
>trying to even out the overwhelming gay of wanting to frick elephant mario by adding in a woman
I'm onto your tricks you fricking homosexual.
go away
I don't get what this artgay is even trying to do or what these posts add to any of the threads they are in.
Pretty sure he's trying to be funny.
Emphasis on trying.
stay
I'm sorry but as much I am a homosexual too I just don't get you guys. Bing Bing Wahoo man does nothing to me no matter how much you try to sex him up.
That's probably why nearly all the art here is off-model as shit, exaggerating the fatness and toning down the Mario-ness because that's the only way they'll find him attractive lmao
That navel indent is begging me to tounged and fricked it.
He turned into Benjamin with a beard.
He's just so fricking fat, I love it
Okay, playtime's over, where's the monobutt art
sex
Imagine the sex
I WILL suck on those tiddies until milk squirt in my mouth.
ELEPHANT MILK
BIG MARRING IS REAL
>bowser doesn't become an elephant man too and frick elephant mario
yeah that is cringe
i want to draw meowser at some point but idk what he should do lol
Elephant Mario powerbottoming Bowser
This is how
should have ended.
Mario if he Pak E. Derm
Very squishy and those fat arms are great! I want to be pinned between said arms and his (clean) armpits.
>"Why does-a this give-a me a bone-a?"
ITT: homosexuals
You're goddamn right and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Yep!
* kisses you
Correct! I love men!
MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS
I love my king!
Hyaku does a better DK tbqh.
>check 621
>most of hyakus DKs havent been uploaded
Uploaders are so lazy these days.
I'm not a big DK fan. K Rool on the other hand
>not liking both
Never gonna make it.
I love my king too!
Anyone that sexualizes Mario characters is an alien to me.
I have a feeling that doesnt extend to the mountains of porn Peach has.
Last I checked Peach was a Mario character.
That doesnt change what I said.
>Getting pressed between elephant mario and bowser's bellies
GOD
It makes me coom big loads. Especially of they are feeding each other messy frosted cake or ice cream and letting it run dowm their bellies and onto me/into my mouth.
When's elephant Wario?
A better question is where's all the Daisy and Peach elephant art?
ono
I cant even post half the stuff in this.
Post links
Just search it.
I WILL fap to everything in there I promise
Post of the best pieces Ive seen so far arent in the trend, actually.
Mario eating a decoy that zonks his brain, hypno tf'ing him into the elephant
'runk on 'ecker
nintendo is literally grooming children
But Ganker told me only manchildren play nintnedo games and kids only play fortnite and roblox
Are you implying that once a child sees elephant Mario they'll never want to go back to women?
Based.