>beta getting rave reviews from journalists and influencers
>Zero G combat, like lawbreakers but better. Even endorsed by Cliffy B
>Diverse crew of misfits with a range of different abilities and playstyles
>Unique artstyle that looks amazing on PC
Despite this, Ganker- video games hates it? Are we just being contrarian?
I don't believe a single word of your lies.
Journos and CliffyB, truly some star-studded giants behind this game.
>look at the peanuts i dug out of the shit aren't they great?
Are people actually excited for this game? I know it's slop from what it looks like, but outside of v I haven't seen anyone talk about it. Honestly, I only know this game exists because of v
Ganker is going through this weird phase where i cant tell if its being actually shilled or anons are now ironically shilling horrendous products to trick retards into playing them.
They make fake threads about the game so that they have an outlet for complaining about trannies.
CA must be desperate if they're sending you fags to Ganker.
Some anons already pointed before that posts made in official companies in other social medias (reddit, twitter, etc) would be replicated exactly at the same time in Ganker.
Either the fags go like
>Huh i should post the same thing on Ganker
or they're unironically (paid?) shills.
shitga cult members will buy whatever garbage they make
the community manager for this game is the PSO2 chud that used to run the general on /vg/
that's the reason for the constant shilling
We could have had an action shooter with anthro hyena girls but nooooo we need space trannies and sonic the hedgehog cosplay instead
>hyena girls
>complaining about trannies
you futamorons crack me up
>AN ENGLARGED CLIT IS A MALE PENIS!!
seek help
replied to wrong post?
isn't the hyena pseudopenis actually an enlarged labia?
and to have sex you have to dock it in
at least thats how i heard it described
When the female hyena wants sex she retracts it so you can fuck the regular vagina
>There are people that wouldn't use an onahole simultaneously with their hyena wife
Couldn't have said it better. I just want something like Titanfall (without titans) or Strife but with cute sexy anthro hyenas in space with a banger jungle/dnb/breakcore/breakbeat soundtrack. Is it too much to ask?
>Ganker could be unironically indoctrinated into jerking off to yeen girls like how sonic indoctrinated millions of autists to jerk off to sonic characters
>instead they burn $200M on an ugly game about ugly people
KEKAROOOOOOO
>$200M
More like 890
Sega already confirmed their "super game" is multiple games there's no way Hyenas cost a full fuckin' billy to produce
>this Saint Row shitposter is going to make this same thread 8-10 times a day
>every single day
>for months
>until this flop comes out and dies
join the ack
Obligatory
gee i wonder why journalists would praise a game featuring a literal drag queen
Stop spamming this garbage, nobody cares about it, nobody is going to play it, it will be another failure by failures in a long line of failures. Give up.
>nobody shills on Ganker they said
Redpill me on Hyenas Ganker. Is it actually good?
no it's a chud looter shooter made by bongs. literally trash tier.
Not even a looter shooter, its a tarkov clone without loadouts and loot
No you stupid fuck
One of the characters literally has a backstory of "a little gay boy went to a drag queen show and that's how he became a chud" and I'm not making that up
>Diverse crew of misfits with a range of different abilities and playstyles
YAAAASSSS
I think it looks good, and I also don't really think you should come to Ganker for legitimate views on video games. It's just Ganker, half the posts are ironic or baiting and the only sincere posts and replies just get shit on or buried for the most part. Just play the game and if it's good then enjoy it. if it ends up being ass, well, no surprise there either
>beta getting rave reviews from journalists and influencers
All I needed to hear, thank you anon
This can't flop , if it goes like Saint Row reboot there will be no more total war
Totalwar bros need to step up and save Hyenas
After they fucked us with Total Warhammer 3? Fuck that. Hyenas can burn.
There will be no more total war either way
time to simp for paradox
What's funny is Paradox would actually manage the TW IP better than CA.
oh yeah, give TW to the one publisher that already killed the one game that was most like TW: sword of the stars; its going to go great.
it's funny how this game is shilled
I've heard about this slop for the first time last week
It looks awfull and no one cares
I honestly don't even hate this game, I can't hate something that looks so bad and goofy, it almost feels like a parody
>Is Ganker just being contrarian?
That's literally all Ganker does
i have literally never heard of this game other than Ganker shitting on it
i checked it out, and it looks like the watchdogs x saints row reboot inspired hero shooter literally no one on the planet asked for. i will not play your game and I doubt very much I will spend any amount of time thinking about your game after I make this post and close the tab.
Ironic shilling is still shilling. The game is shit and you are retarded for making these threads.
>beta getting rave reviews from journalists and influencers
didn't know you could post here from bizarro world
Buy an ad you fucking chud CM, all fields.
wowow verygood i play
>chud game
>they choose Hyena as the name
not even subtle
>Even endorsed by Cliffy B
>
dont mind me just checking
The majority is always correct. Anyone that disagrees is a racist npc that gets thier opinions from fox news.
>>[shit game] getting rave reviews from journalists and influencers
wooooow
>>Zero G combat, like lawbreakers but better. Even endorsed by Cliffy B
Of course KEK SHIRT Cucky B would endorse a game better than his own (except both are shit lmao)
crew of misfits with a range of different abilities and playstyles
ugly gang of subhuman scum with next to no gameplay depth after the first 5-10 hours max
artstyle that looks amazing on PC
literally looks and plays worse than Apex Legends for a game cost of about $150M-$200M
Gamesux go join the ACK already and leave us alone
$10 says the game is canceled a year later. $20 says it gets canceled after 3 or 6 months of release.
I'm getting radical heights vibes from this game
Fortunately that was cancelled before it released
Nah bro in 2 years everyone will be posting about "The engoodening of Hyenas"
3-6 months is right on the money. Ive seen CA support games no one cared about like Troy. They will make a few shitposts on x. Then made a dlc. Then move on to the next game.
>he made another thread
die right now baiting moron monkey
it looks unlikable as fuck but what if the game is actually good? would people play it even if it looks and sounds like ass? people ended up playing a lot of valorant and that looks like trash too
zoomers only like valorant because its made by riot
>zoomers only like valorant because riot advertises through twitch.
ftfy
this. Valorant is worse than counter-strike in every single possible way. I can't think of a single reason behind someone chosing it over CS other than third worlder Rito Gomes fans.
Unironically, it's pretty fun. It's fast-paced, bright with wacky characters and free.
Nothing to lose, I played it for 8hours and enjoyed my time
Buy an ad
>beta getting rave reviews from journalists and influencers
name a few.
>Diverse crew
>>Zero G combat, like lawbreakers but better. Even endorsed by Cliffy B
WTF HOW IS THIS A GOOD THING YOU HAVE TO BE THE WORSE VIRAL MARKETEERER EVER