Hyenas

>beta getting rave reviews from journalists and influencers
>Zero G combat, like lawbreakers but better. Even endorsed by Cliffy B
>Diverse crew of misfits with a range of different abilities and playstyles
>Unique artstyle that looks amazing on PC

Despite this, Ganker- video games hates it? Are we just being contrarian?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe a single word of your lies.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Journos and CliffyB, truly some star-studded giants behind this game.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look at the peanuts i dug out of the shit aren't they great?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people actually excited for this game? I know it's slop from what it looks like, but outside of v I haven't seen anyone talk about it. Honestly, I only know this game exists because of v

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is going through this weird phase where i cant tell if its being actually shilled or anons are now ironically shilling horrendous products to trick morons into playing them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They make fake threads about the game so that they have an outlet for complaining about trannies.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        CA must be desperate if they're sending you gays to Ganker.

        Some anons already pointed before that posts made in official companies in other social medias (reddit, twitter, etc) would be replicated exactly at the same time in Ganker.
        Either the gays go like
        >Huh i should post the same thing on Ganker
        or they're unironically (paid?) shills.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shitga cult members will buy whatever garbage they make

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the community manager for this game is the PSO2 troony that used to run the general on /vg/
      that's the reason for the constant shilling

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We could have had an action shooter with anthro hyena girls but nooooo we need space trannies and sonic the hedgehog cosplay instead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hyena girls
      >complaining about trannies
      you futaBlack folk crack me up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AN ENGLARGED CLIT IS A MALE PENIS!!
        seek help

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          replied to wrong post?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't the hyena pseudopenis actually an enlarged labia?
          and to have sex you have to dock it in
          at least thats how i heard it described

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            When the female hyena wants sex she retracts it so you can frick the regular vegana

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There are people that wouldn't use an onahole simultaneously with their hyena wife

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't have said it better. I just want something like Titanfall (without titans) or Strife but with cute sexy anthro hyenas in space with a banger jungle/dnb/breakcore/breakbeat soundtrack. Is it too much to ask?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker could be unironically indoctrinated into jerking off to yeen girls like how sonic indoctrinated millions of autists to jerk off to sonic characters
      >instead they burn $200M on an ugly game about ugly people
      KEKAROOOOOOO

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >$200M
        More like 890

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sega already confirmed their "super game" is multiple games there's no way Hyenas cost a full frickin' billy to produce

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this Saint Row shitposter is going to make this same thread 8-10 times a day
    >every single day
    >for months
    >until this flop comes out and dies

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    join the ack

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gee i wonder why journalists would praise a game featuring a literal drag queen

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop spamming this garbage, nobody cares about it, nobody is going to play it, it will be another failure by failures in a long line of failures. Give up.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody shills on Ganker they said

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on Hyenas Ganker. Is it actually good?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it's a troony looter shooter made by bongs. literally trash tier.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a looter shooter, its a tarkov clone without loadouts and loot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you stupid frick
      One of the characters literally has a backstory of "a little gay boy went to a drag queen show and that's how he became a troony" and I'm not making that up

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Diverse crew of misfits with a range of different abilities and playstyles
    YAAAASSSS

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it looks good, and I also don't really think you should come to Ganker for legitimate views on video games. It's just Ganker, half the posts are ironic or baiting and the only sincere posts and replies just get shit on or buried for the most part. Just play the game and if it's good then enjoy it. if it ends up being ass, well, no surprise there either

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beta getting rave reviews from journalists and influencers
    All I needed to hear, thank you anon

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This can't flop , if it goes like Saint Row reboot there will be no more total war

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Totalwar bros need to step up and save Hyenas

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          After they fricked us with Total Warhammer 3? Frick that. Hyenas can burn.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Totalwar bros need to step up and save Hyenas

        There will be no more total war either way

        time to simp for paradox

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's funny is Paradox would actually manage the TW IP better than CA.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah, give TW to the one publisher that already killed the one game that was most like TW: sword of the stars; its going to go great.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny how this game is shilled
    I've heard about this slop for the first time last week
    It looks awfull and no one cares

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't even hate this game, I can't hate something that looks so bad and goofy, it almost feels like a parody

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Ganker just being contrarian?
    That's literally all Ganker does

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have literally never heard of this game other than Ganker shitting on it
    i checked it out, and it looks like the watchdogs x saints row reboot inspired hero shooter literally no one on the planet asked for. i will not play your game and I doubt very much I will spend any amount of time thinking about your game after I make this post and close the tab.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic shilling is still shilling. The game is shit and you are moronic for making these threads.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beta getting rave reviews from journalists and influencers
    didn't know you could post here from bizarro world

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad you fricking troony CM, all fields.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wowow verygood i play

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troony game
    >they choose Hyena as the name

    not even subtle

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Even endorsed by Cliffy B

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    [...]


    dont mind me just checking

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The majority is always correct. Anyone that disagrees is a racist npc that gets thier opinions from fox news.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>[shit game] getting rave reviews from journalists and influencers
    wooooow
    >>Zero G combat, like lawbreakers but better. Even endorsed by Cliffy B
    Of course KEK SHIRT Cucky B would endorse a game better than his own (except both are shit lmao)
    crew of misfits with a range of different abilities and playstyles
    ugly gang of subhuman scum with next to no gameplay depth after the first 5-10 hours max
    artstyle that looks amazing on PC
    literally looks and plays worse than Apex Legends for a game cost of about $150M-$200M

    Gamesux go join the ACK already and leave us alone

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    $10 says the game is canceled a year later. $20 says it gets canceled after 3 or 6 months of release.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm getting radical heights vibes from this game

      Fortunately that was cancelled before it released

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah bro in 2 years everyone will be posting about "The engoodening of Hyenas"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      3-6 months is right on the money. Ive seen CA support games no one cared about like Troy. They will make a few shitposts on x. Then made a dlc. Then move on to the next game.

  32. 8 months ago
    This post doesn't bump the thread

    >he made another thread
    die right now baiting Black person monkey

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks unlikable as frick but what if the game is actually good? would people play it even if it looks and sounds like ass? people ended up playing a lot of valorant and that looks like trash too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers only like valorant because its made by riot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomers only like valorant because riot advertises through twitch.
        ftfy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. Valorant is worse than counter-strike in every single possible way. I can't think of a single reason behind someone chosing it over CS other than third worlder Rito Gomes fans.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, it's pretty fun. It's fast-paced, bright with wacky characters and free.

      Nothing to lose, I played it for 8hours and enjoyed my time

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beta getting rave reviews from journalists and influencers
    name a few.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Diverse crew

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Zero G combat, like lawbreakers but better. Even endorsed by Cliffy B
    WTF HOW IS THIS A GOOD THING YOU HAVE TO BE THE WORSE VIRAL MARKETEERER EVER

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