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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thing is simply an investment for a YouTuber. One video about it probably pays for itself or turns a profit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying all those youtuber shills weren't just given this shit for free

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What were they thinking

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's out??
    also what the frick is up with 6 symbol captchas

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of Ganker's weirdest obsessions that is actually about vidya. This shit is clearly some sort of gimmick for hipster programmers to play with for a short time, and nothing more yet people treat it like it was supposed to go against the switch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      with you 100% on this. The people behind the physical design are from Teenage Engineering which made the gimmicky high-price OP-1 synth, and most recently, a ridiculously expensive tiny six-channel mixer. If you have to ask why anyone would buy it, you aren't the graphic-design-poisoned millennial hipster they're marketing to anyway

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an emulator for this thing yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you suppose you emulate a physical hand crank?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just spin your mouse in one direction for one motion, spin in the reverse for the other

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds awful

          Mouse wheel

          Sounds a little better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mouse wheel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not many games use the handcrank in a way that a button, joystick or trigger can't also do

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, but I bet some use it in a unique way that you can't emulate with a button tap. But I literally don't know a single game for this device so
          ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's like the DS argument, when every DS game can in fact be retooled to work without touch controls or other DS gimmicks

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How do you play Pokémon Ranger without the touch screen?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How do you play Pokémon Ranger without the touch screen?

              I guess you can't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dreamcast fishing rod controller.
        You have one right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit I remember that! I never had one, but I still have my Dreamcast controller with it's VMU in the box.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why would anyone waste time with that?
      what would you even play?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gimmicky shit #26236 with a fishing minigame

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mars After Midnight

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a circlejerk device for people already in the games industry who want a new toy to develop for.
    nothing wrong with that, really, but realize that they're very much NOT targeting your average gamer with the crankdatboy.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have it and have been somewhat enjoying it. I've only played 8 of the season 1 games so far and they're hit and miss. Some of the sideload games look cool, like Wastebraver, but there's no way I'm paying $13 for a single playdate game.
    Also, while it's nice that the sun actually makes it easier to see the screen, a backlit screen probably would have been better.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The crank confuses me even more than the Doug button.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Guys, we need a gimmick for our hipster GB emulator
      >I've got it
      >Lets add a crank!
      >Who cares if it'll be a massive point of failure and easily break from regular use
      >also lets make it even weaker by making it a working button/input as a gimmick
      >dipshit love gimmicks, do it!
      Literally hipsters pandering to the audience they're part of.

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