I AM going to fudge my dice
I AM going to inflate my resources
I AM going to read the modules ahead of time
I AM going to fudge my stats
I AM going to ignore damage
And you'll never catch me.
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>I AM going to just be playing grade-school storytime instead of the game
okay have fun bro!!
These posts best posts, OP remains a ball-slurping homosexual, /thread
Wow, you're such a wholesome DM! Especially because you'll never get caught, that's what makes it OK.
Hey man if your DM isn't reading modules ahead of time you need to find a different group.
It's a player, not a DM
It's all OK because it's impossible for anyone to ever find out and that's the only way it would be wrong.
>the dm reads the modules ahead of time
Fricking cheating bastard
See that's the best part of using a VTT...
>I AM going to fudge my dice
You literally cannot because everyone can see your rolls. If you don't roll open, I won't count any of your rolls as valid and will skip your turn in combat and ignore your input outside of it.
>I AM going to inflate my resources
I will keep eyes on your resources at all times, and re-adjust them appropriately if you refuse to.
>I AM going to read the modules ahead of time
Go ahead, I don't use modules and I modify every statblock I use, if the system I'm running even has modules or pre-made NPCs (most of them don't)
>I AM going to fudge my stats
And I will call you out because I can look at your sheet whenever I want, and if you don't change them then I will just change them myself.
>I AM going to ignore damage
You won't, because I can reduce your HP whenever I want, and I will do so whenever you take damage.
>And you'll never catch me.
I have full access and control over all of your sheets. I will catch you, and if I do and you don't change your ways I'll just boot you from the game because you're obviously That Guy and are easily replaced with someone who isn't going to be a little homosexual.
Any of your points can be replicated at the table without the need of vtt.
Try doing it when you also have to tard wrangle 2-4 other people and see how well that goes.
Just have a copy of the character sheet of each player (for passive checks and other stuff) and have them check eachother rolls, shame bad behaviours. Done.
I already do, every week. It's quite easy.
Let me save you the trouble and just skip to the important part:
Boot the homosexual and move on. If anyone does this for any reason without your express permission or as a genuine mistake, they do not want to play a game with rules. Remove them.
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NUH-UH I HAVE A EVERYTHING PROOF SHIELD
>I modify every statblock I use, if the system I'm running even has modules or pre-made NPCs (most of them don't)
What a total waste of time lmao.
>I HAVE FULL CONTROL
This is what it's all about really, sad.
This guy wishes he was an unpaid janny on Gankerg.
Need to find a group with a DM like this. I get the point of the game is how open ended it is, but if there's no rules it's just not fun at all.
enjoy the sticky rewards in your trousers
>I AM going to inflate my resources
Who honestly is actually keeping track of rations, water, and ammunition.
Not only do I actually keep track of rations, water, and ammunition in my inventory
I VOLUNTARILY USE ENCUMBRANCE.
(I long for a day long gone when rations meant you had to figure out how to scrounge for more, ammunition meant you had to weigh pros and cons of doing longsword damage at range, and weight meant there was actually a reason to buy a cart, mule, and someone to watch it outside of the dungeon)
Me.
Bro just write the shit down somewhere, mark the resources off each day, if the PC tries to correct you, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
Most PCs who try to cheat it do it by just not marking it down, which you can play off as them forgetting, no big deal.
>And you'll never catch me.
cause you don't play games?
You mean people make threads here who don't play games?
Devastating
You've only cheated yourself.
I AM going to just never write down money you give us on my sheet
I AM going to stop renewing resources except during a long rest
I AM going to
and it's never going to matter.
The important thing is that I don't play or run D&D so I will never run into you.
>dnd is the only game that has money, resources and HP
No, but changing the game filters waste like OP.
The only one I do is fudge dice. It's not out of power gaming, it's just because I don't tend to like reading and adding them up. I will just say whatever number seems right.
Very well.
Just remember that what you're doing isn't a game.
What makes you think that will save you?
Built for save vs die.
>I AM going to fudge my dice
You WILL roll in the open
>I AM going to inflate my resources
I WILL be looking at your character sheet and keeping track of your resources
>I AM going to read the modules ahead of time
I WILL throw twists in the module that aren't there
>I AM going to fudge my stats
You WILL roll your stats in the open where I can see them
>I AM going to ignore damage
I WILL keep track of damage separately from you and mark the token as it takes the damage
You're not as smart as you think you are.
Imagine being such a boring GM that you actually look at the sheets of players. Like lmao
Just mark off the goddamned rations, Lenny.
Blow me mark
But will you roleplay your character?
Will you write down your backstory?
Will you set some personal goals and ambitions?
Will you roleplay your flaws?
Will you entertain your friends at the table with your creativity?
If so, I don't mind the fudging.
Have fun, friend.
>it was le robot
How many times has some asspained marvel writer retconned some other marvel writer's take on Doom with this specific asspull.
>doom is a simp
Ok have fun.
Kek get on my level. I based my char on Madara and they still haven't figured it out, in fact some say the concept and backstory of my char is cool. FOOLS!!!
>read the modules ahead of time
I can't imagine doing this because the game would bore the hell out of me.
I AM going to read the players' character sheets whenever I damn well please
People will realize immediately, you ridiculous homosexual. People will keep you around either out of spinelessness or out of pity, and you'll keep deluding yourself to being a machiavellian rogue.
>they keep me around despite knowing who pulls the strings
Dance my puppets, dance!
OP wants to play Minecraft on creative mode.
Creative Minecraft would be comparable to just writing a fricking book.
OP wants to put on a show of playing normally, but with godmode and flyhacks on as he acts like the act of mining has any meaning remaining.
hey, OP, don't you have troon neowiener to suck?