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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That Heavy's a bloody- Sentry - OOOHOHAHAHA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never get tired of that

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was an amazing killing spree. By the other MEDIC!

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we feel about Extinction and Sharkbay potentially being added

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they both look cool but I've never played either. are there any servers running them?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately not, one of the few workshop maps being run on user servers is the Saxton Hale ones.
        Despite workshop maps being really easy to implement on user servers. Even being able to download on the fly and queue up as the next map.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Workshop map with custom assets break. Also if the filename is too long (including path), the workshop maps break.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extinction is bad with too much random jutting geometry and pockets of nothing. There's legitimate dead-ends that serve no purpose and feel like stubbing your toe ingame, it breaks up the flow horribly. I also think the colors are too saturated.

      Shark Bay is pretty good because it keeps things simple. I'm don't care for the distracting animal shit (Mercenary Park wasn't any better because it had crocodiles) but layout-wise the map is fine. I played the TF2 Classic version however so the main map may be very different.

      For my money? It's ctf_Gump

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mannpower

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ctf

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >CHADpower
          yes?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        didnt stop them from adding bread space which is empty space the map

        Extinction is fun but Phoenix should get in

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the summer update could do literally nothing except remove bread space and it would be a 9/10 update

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      source

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played either so I don't know.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have new way to kill DOKTOR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it seems I am not the only DOCTOR!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SENTRY COMIN' UP! WOOOHAHAHAHA OOHHH HAHA HHOOO

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all are about to have a really bad SENTRY RIGHT UP THERE

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That spy's a bloodeh BLOODY SPY!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT ENGINEER’S A BLOODY - SPY!!!!

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You and me, Hoss.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SENTRY GOIN- GOIN- DOWN AND UP AND DAMN IT- GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR- THIS THING AINT ON AUTOPILOT DAMN IT GOT TO MOVE THAT GEAR HOLD IT SPY DON'T TOUCH THAT SENTRY DAMN IT GOT TO MOVE THAT GEAR

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
    *beebeebeep*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sniper isn't op, its just map dependent

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >altitude still isn't in regular map
    rotation
    Why does valve frick themselves over like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Altitude, Cascade and Pier are all in casual queue

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post yer hours

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've been trying to get all classes to about the same playtime

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Engineer by 4x.
      Hate him and everything about him.
      So much so that it makes me wish grenades were a thing in tf2. I don't even care that I get random crits, I just want grenades so I can zap those annoying frickers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      reset these a few times in the past as well

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you find Heavy fun for so long when his playstyle is so stale?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can be fun to mow down morons who run straight at you, expecting their 1.25 speed to outpace your heightened mouse sensitivity. All the better when you have a half decent hat and you can sucker a F2P medic into rimming you for the entire match.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get on my level Black person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad you can't see these stats anymore since Valve raped the Steam client to death

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's almost all trolldier

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TF2 is for people who mentally never moved past 2010

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2010 is when gaming died so thats fine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and I wouldn't have it any other way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine that the 20's mindset is so great, right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because people with that 2016-2018 onwards mentality have fantastic mental health

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's fine, the world ended after 2012 anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TF2 is for people that mentally reject clown world
      sounds based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2007*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tf2 is great because the maps and artstyle (before shitty cosmetics) bring you back to a time in american history before the country was demographically fricked beyond repair and before homosexuals were everywhere

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick does this even mean

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Before they loosened immigration restrictions, there were almost no hispanics or asians, and blacks were an even smaller minority.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are insane and every single developer of TF2 would think you're a moronic loser

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You think that a man in a wig is a woman.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah okay so you're just a moron that's afraid of anything that doesn't look exactly like you, got it.

              Cope browncels, you've done nothing but bring the country down.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whiter than you more than likely, homosexual. Try again.

                Anything that doesn't look exactly like me commits a disproportionate amount of crime

                According to whom? News outlets that purposefully cause division with false statistics? Get out of your basement and talk to someone different someday fatass, you might find something in common with another human being.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post hand

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eat shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >soi boi wristlet
                Should've known

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post yours then, queerbo. Stop deflecting.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >laptop
                HAHAHAHA, enjoy it before it burns up

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >News outlets that purposefully cause division with false statistics?
                They only do that in the reverse direction of what you have in mind, dumbass. The reality is even more grim.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, really? They ONLY do that in the reverse direction? The people in power who subside off of rage clicks ONLY do that in the opposite direction? You fricking knuckle dragging garbage heap.

                Also, video games.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. It's a meme even among the normiest of normalgays that if race isn't mentioned in a news article, the perpetrator was black. There is an agenda and it isn't the one you wish it was.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Schizoposting. Go outside and stop believing everything the TV tells you. Not everything is an agenda and you will be pleasantly surprised that most people are just trying to get by in this world without bringing harm to others.

                Spy also needs his backstab hitreg fixed because I should not get backstabbed when I'm fricking looking straight at the motherfricker.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The TV is telling me the complete opposite of what I am saying, though. This is literally surface level shit that any halfway intelligent person outside will tell you is happening. I haven't even mentioned israelites or satan or aliens and already you are completely shutting down. I think you are just being willfully ignorant because it makes you uncomfortable that the world is so susceptible to widespread propaganda, and that yes, some groups commit more crime than others and the world isn't a fair place.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ah okay so you're just a moron that's afraid of anything that doesn't look exactly like you, got it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anything that doesn't look exactly like me commits a disproportionate amount of crime

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is not the epic burn you thought it was homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are saying it like it is a bad thing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a good thing!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all these replies
      Struck a nerve, aye? Lmao! Like I said, mentally stunted.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spy in our MEDIC!

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That demo man is a NEGA-

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S RAY CEEST

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That spy is BLOODY BRILLIANT

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You did VERY BAD

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Duck_Journal

    quack

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BONUS DUCKS!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i got a buddy who has the #1 duck journal because he wrote a script the day it came out to spawn a frickton of ducks underneath him in a server he hosted for a few hours
      he's constantly getting messages from tradegays trying to buy it off him now

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT MEDIC'S A BLOODY MEEEEEEDIIIIIIIC

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the update even going to come out this summer?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they just said summer for all we know it be released on september

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can come out any day now
      I remember one summer update was released once around August

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steam summer sale is on june 29th and its also a thursday

      But only one summer update has ever come out in june rest were july/august

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there even an update?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah they didn't release the update huh. I am starting to feel like valve really couldn't give two shits about this game.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was an amazing killing spree... BY THE OTHER MEDIC!

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I require assistance!! pls avoid Black person, my other sticky launched is named like that...by Ganker too and i don't like repeating the same name.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      777

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      African Warlord

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mansa Musa

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name: Now watch me stick
      Desc: Now watch me detonate

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      israeli Eradicateur

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      avoid Black person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Gooey Kablooie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scottish Car Bomb

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiocfaidh ár lá

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black folktralium

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Man with the Golden Eyeball

    • 11 months ago
      Pomu

      Pomudachi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      coco bandicoot futa rule34

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheriff Chitwood's in Town
      description: Demoman is Brown

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOOOOOG RIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "I hate competitive esports"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big mouth gay hentai

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      reverse kidney stones

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Google GNFOS"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      STICKYDUNG

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't get mad!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person Slayer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't beat airman

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        demolads....

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          NO DON'T TOUCH THAT

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          trans rights!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really can't

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            WINRAR
            now you have to put a pyros killed part on it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE

            WINRAR
            now you have to put a pyros killed part on it

            later

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn't there a pretty similar result a while back?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              hah

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          guess I just blow

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name it "6 for desc"

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of you are MEDIC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU! YES, YOU! YOU ARE A SPY!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm afraid not

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tf2 is the last online game in which you can make your own fun and frick around with the voice lines
    frick this gay earth

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest. When's the last time you played in a lobby with a cheater?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally an hour ago.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Less than half an hour ago.
      It was the nucleus wall sentry exploit though, no aimbotters or anything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What, you gonna summon a demon or something to kill all cheaters? I wouldn't bother, just let them rot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play exclusively 24/7 2fort

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yer making me very cross

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL OF YOU ARE- MEDIIIIC

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM GOING TO SAW SROUGH YOUR MEDIC!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GAWD SAVE THE MEDIC!

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love transfortress 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically liking transformers
      ok homosexual

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >(You)! Yes, (You)! (You) are VERY BAD!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >server has tf_allow_taunt_switch 2
      >start shotgun taunt
      >switch to minigun so it looks like heavy is spinning his minigun around

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't detonate stickies while taunting anymore
        >Can't have huntsman taunt duels anymore

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steam down for anypony else?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME GABEN

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to LAUGH at your dead game!
    TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
    >Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
    >Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
    >No israelite cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
    >A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
    >even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
    >has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
    >Versus still makes homosexuals and shitters seethe to this day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH, THAT'S GAY

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        OF COURSE!

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OKTOBER FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sovl

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Miss crit rocket
    >Laugh in front of enemy then kill bind
    >They laugh and then kill bind too
    Based.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pyro- pow, haha

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand i'm not too fond of this game because it can be stressful
    On the other hand
    >Turn corner
    >Bump into a demoman in point blank range
    >Get piped but he was low and explodes into pieces
    >“Oh that smarts“
    Anything involving demoman puts a moron smile on my face for the remainder of the day.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post strange items

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >demoman staring at 2fort cow
    >Z + 4

    MOO!-WOOOHOHAHAHA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you learn a new way to mix the lines in the game every day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        %3D%3D

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