I am slowly stocking up on energy drinks and finger foods preparing for Diablo 4...shit's gonna be epic.

I am slowly stocking up on energy drinks and finger foods preparing for Diablo 4...shit's gonna be epic.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    make sure you guys also print out a "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" form in case of sudden gamer death syndrome.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No need, I'm not vaxxed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that pic
      How did Blizzard managed to go down from the greatest developer on earth (wc3) to this absolute cringe shit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The people who made Warcraft II and Diablo don't work there anymore. The Blizzard you loved doesn't exist anymore.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cut out soda nice and cleanly out of my life
    >start drinking energy drinks constantly instead
    every time a door closes, another window opens
    frick me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i feel ya bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Energy Drinks aren't soda

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you legitimately moronic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You might as well go back to soda, energy drinks will kill you way faster.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I went down the rabbit hole until I replaced that need with coffee. My heart might still give out in 10 years because I drink about 5-6 cups of black coffee a day, but at least I will be 30 pounds lighter when it happens

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >5-6 cups
        Stop this and ween off. You might get a build up of caffeine that will create heart palpitations, dizziness, low energy, and caffeine withdrawal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i am already there bro, it sucks. weening off is hard when you get ill from too little

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            try green tea, its aight
            also try brewing less and drinking slower, the annoyance stopgap of having to do more might help, using something like a french press will do that and improve your coffee compared to a regular coffee pot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're fine. Cut your self down to 4 cups a day. If you're that worried about caffeine and want to drink lots and lots of coffee you can control the amount of caffeine you extract with your brewing method.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        is 3 cups ok tho?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You don't habitaciones any idea how much sugar energy drinks have, something that's not needed in our diet at all and makes you an addict.

      Just drink water and make your own juice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Coffee and Tea is healthier than Juice. Eat the Fruit. Don't Juice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why not use MIO energy.tm
      it's a great flavor that will enhance any water of your choice and comes in a few flavors!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do people drink energy drinks, shit tastes nasty, it's like every sweet candy and soda combined into one drink

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I had a buddy/roommate years that primarily drank nos(multiple a day) and pissed in the same spot in the yard. Now most people who drink coke, mtd dew, etc, and do that the grass will die but eventually come back, in his case it did not and left a peculiar odor even if he hadn't been out in awhile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I actually did this, too. I stopped drinking soda earlier this year because I need to lose weight...and I picked up a crippling addiction to Monster and Red Bull instead. It started with the sugar free variants, then I got depressed by things in my life and started drinking the sugary ones.

      It doesn't help that water is just so goddamn boring and unsatisfying unless you're super thirsty.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps try diet soda or zero sugar drink mix. Then mix with caffeine powder if you must have caffeine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Time to get a sodastream and coffee machine and get addicted to that instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay if you drink the zero calorie ones.
      In the end, you just make your piss more expensive, because your body will immediately purge the extra vitamins in form of piss.
      Might as well get back to Coke Zero.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shit's gonna be epic.
    You can say that again

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda jealous you can get hyped enough about a game to do this. Honestly didn't think people did this shit anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the merchant is trying to help us, you have to help the merchant help us...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same, when I was hyped enough to do this I couldn't and now that I can I can't get hyped on anything anymore. Playing almost became like a job to me

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i finally opened the extra cheesy box of cheese it's i have had on deck for many months. it was time bros, time to get cheesy.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're going to give your self Diabetes for DiaBlows 4?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >copypasta image from 2005
    >copypasta text
    lmaooo Diablo4 is dead already

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you must be fun at parties... frickin nerd

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More than you, you disgusting blizztroony freak. Normal people despise you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no. you are not fun at parties you hating incel. frick you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >game has nothing to offer to defend
            >INCELINCELINCEL
            lmaooo how ironic since everyone knows that diablo4 gaymers are the biggest incels in the world.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              frick you seething incel turd, i will have fun playing Diablo 4 while you seethe and cut your wrists hating on whatever you can because you're a miserable piece of shit with no fun left in you haha xD

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun Black person. I dont give a shit. Actually I am happy you do play the game.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >americans consume this in a day and wonder why they have a heart attack by the age of 29

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What can the health consequences be for a mango loco each day?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just make sure you get the regular human amount of exercise and have a decent diet alongside it. Consuming an energy drink a day is bad for your teeth probably, but it doesn't contain much more caffeine than coffee. Calories are pretty high.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This pic will always make me laugh. I feel so sorry for the dudes who gathered all this for this photo in preparation for Diablo 3, just to know how disappointed they must've been.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine dying before release and the cops finding this absolute mountain of gamer fuel, skyrocketing you directly into some shitty kotaku article.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick you

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can feel the stones forming in my kidneys just from looking at that pic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      drank this shit for 20 years and never had stones.
      >laughing at your shitty weak genetics.jpg

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd eat too many chips and have to get up in the middle of the night to vomit.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Black people buy this shit at Sams Club with their EBT card and send their kids to school with a duffle bag full of snacks to sell for a handsome profit. Its a suspendable offense but you aren't allowed to suspend Black kids.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.tiktok.com/@rico_rixo/video/7192471099513277739

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >goyslop players kill themselves by eating goyslop

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH,

    yeah! I feel the same way....

    the same way about TotK Zelda!

    can't wait

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just drink water with the occasional coffee, eat a meal if I'm hungry. Then back to gaymin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I just drink water
      gay

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DIABLO
    DIABL
    DIAB
    DIABE
    DIABET
    DIABETE
    DIABETES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick you water-celery cuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Diabetes-cucks???? Did we get too wienery???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHHHH SAVE ME WILFORDSAMA

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never played a Diablo game before the playtest and I enjoyed it, anything I should know going into the actual game?
    I played Druid and yes I know it was bad but I don't really care tbh its fun throwing tornadoes at stuff.

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