I beat the game.

I beat the game.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good job bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      b... but I didn't expect such a positive reply. I thought people would get angry. I don't know what to do with my day now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought people would get angry
        No way, it takes a lot of effort to beat a game, you did good.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sure did, king.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prove it

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gimping yourself with weak weapons
    >purposefully missing out on cool features
    >refusing to interact with others in co-op
    you didn't truly experience the game

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    we both beat different games. the one i beat is just superior

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quite objectively if you used such spells/abilities/summons that let you defeat the boss without engaging with the mechanics, then I think it could be valid to say that "you didnt really beat it". I have never really copied someone's build for the endgame, but I have looked at general ideas of other people's builds, but I just feel my own character has been laughably weak at all the haligtree and farum azula levels, so it took me couple of tries to even beat Malenia with the Tiche summon, I think I had to engage with her mechanics and it was not a complete cakewalk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >without engaging with the mechanics
      he's engaging with the mechanics of summoning, you should engage with the mechanics of dilating

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Engaging with the boss' mechanics, chud. Personally I dont care if you choose to use comet spell to completely skip a boss without actually fighting against him, but objectively that could be considered that you did not fight against him, you just deleted him.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not my problem that the game has shit balancing and AI - dev issue.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      input reading and animation canceling are shit mschanics I don't want to interact with

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I beat the game

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what game

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No you didn't, you just lost the game. And so did I and everyone in this thread thanks to you butthole

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the point in playing the game if you took the easy route? Literally just a waste of time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring is an open-world fantasy adventure and is only as challenging as you make it. That's why there's multiple builds and tools (such as summons), instead of locking the player to a wretch with nothing but a club and a smile.

      All the "omg so hardcore gaymer" shit is just a meme. The only "git gud" soulsborne game is Sekiro, which gives you very little to work with except for the base controls.

      Besides, we all know "easy mode" is a gateway drug. They'll get curious and make a pure STR build with their newfound confidence at some point.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you used mimic ash then you beat the game twice.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes i do summon my mimic whenever i can

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mimic exists
      >Tons of options available
      >"You didn't beat the game"
      Zhazamtroons are pathetic

      on no, a shazamtroony will say you didn't beat the game, somehow

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're proud of you, anon!

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >search for the optimal path
    >search how to beat all puzzles
    Yes, i have beaten the game

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's pretty cool mimic but why the frick did you bring op with you

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't and still don't have a high enough vitality level to summon mimic tear. I'm level 77, and I was rocking 13 vitality till the twin gargoyles (now it's 19)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's your build?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was strength/faith using Black Flame, but then when i found thr Godslaying sword I pumped up Dex along with strength and Faith

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Senior game design student about to graduate here. Just so you know, this game is generally considered to be a joke in the more elite gaming circles, much like the rest of this series really.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's pasta I haven't seen in a while

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only people who didn't beat the game are the seamless co-op homosexuals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They beat the game before even playing co-op.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Allergic to fun?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care still beat the game, and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me from claiming I did it solo 🙂

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beat the game without summons or coop.the first time
    >now enjoying taking it easy with my unkillable skelebros

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations brother

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play the game as melee chad
    >mimic feels OP as frick
    >replay as a castercuck
    >mimic is shit that dies instantly
    at last I see

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used the Mimic Tear on any boss that was reused. I ain't fighting 4 lava lizards "honestly". I fought one that way and it was reason enough for me to treat the rest of them like trash.
    My only two regrets are that I didn't use it sooner for duplicate bosses and that I used it on the God skin duo as I didn't think of that fight as a new encounter but just more reused trash.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cry about it.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you believed you beat the game you wouldnt be here trying to convince yourself of that

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YDBTG

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open game
    >use mechanics in that game to reach and kill the final boss
    I beat the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beating it in easy mode is not beating it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seeing the credits means I beat it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In easy mode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game has hidden buffs that you can use
      >IDDQD
      >IDKFA
      >IDCLIP
      >Ganker: NOOOOO YOU DIDNT BEAT THE GAME

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Used the game’s mechanics
    Congrats. Tryhard third world morons will tell you otherwise.
    You’d only need to beat the boss once and they’re piss easy the next playthroughs.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recently I played pure faith build because I thought the late game incantations look cool as frick and I gotta say that shit is absolutely busted and it's a completely different game compared to playing melee.

    Malenia, the "strongest" boss of the game was a cake walk with spamming Burn O Flame which will keep her permanently knocked down until you kill her in 3-4 casts.

    Meanwhile, Ancient Dragon Lightning trivializes all big enemies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Catch Flame is extremely strong too. It's not flashy or exciting, but it's effective

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's good but playing with it is practically a melee build and requires some skill.
        BOF and ADL are cheats. Also, before you get ADL Frozen Lightning does similar thing.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither did I.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vaguely remember fighting through a camp of those fire spellcasters in a late game area
    >it was right next to some ruins
    >climb up to a balcony overlooking the camp and summon Latenna
    >engage the enemies at melee range while she snipes them from afar

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