>I bet you think you're better than me just because you always beat me in Pokemon battles. You know, why don't you and I just face each other now and here with just our bare hands? I bet you that I am more of a man than you.
how do you respond?
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i order my pokemon to use snipe shot on his face
I order my pokemon to use pyro ball on his face
This is why galarians want you people to go back to your own countries Hop
This is their revenge for all the countries colonized by galarians
Is Hop pro or anti PokeIsrael
highly anti PokeIsrael
Well that depends on whether he’s supposed to be a Poke mohammad or Poke pajeet
I guess everyone has one redeeming quality
Jews are already completely wiped out by the time pokemon red happens
then how is Zinnia alive?
I wouldn't be having this conversation because I don't talk to poos due to the meningitis risk
Slam his face in
He’d probably beat me if it comes to a fight with bare hands so I have no choice but submit to his arab wiener.
Galarian slags, everyone
get on my lvl 100 shiny groudon and ride away
based Hop mogging anglo poxon trannies ro oblivion
Hop would have actually been based if he had done that
most /vpedo/ homosexuals play as the girl so they'd lose in the fist fight and possibly get raped
>I play the boy so I rape him instead
uh, cool
How the hell could a street fight between two boys end in rape?
I mean, if I got into a fight with Hop and his ass ended up in my face in the scuffle somehow, I'd tear both of our pants off and make him feel humble in a heartbeat. It's dominance, not homosexualry.
>YWN be a little girl getting easily raped against her will by a strong man
Pain
I have a Regigigas though
By the time Regigigas' slow start ends you'll already be pregnant
That's why I have the other 5
I'm a girl and think Hop is ugly
Ywnbaw
All right then square up m8 I'll bash ya fockin head in ya c**t
hop was 2 steps away from becoming a kieran but he backpedaled
Hop didn’t have a pokewaifu you cucked him out of
he had a future pokemon battling career you cucked him out of
Not like he was up to that title anyway.
because he's fighting against a protagonist with plot armor
>encounter the Eevee kid
>before she can even pull out a Pokeball, punch her in the face
>do it again if she doesn't go down
>rape her right there in the middle of a field
>tell her not to resist or you'll have your Pokemon take turns next
>take any money she has and run off
>repeat every day
I wish I could be isekai'd into PokeWorld.
The only good part of SwSh
He caught a legendary with a Poke Ball without even fighting it. What did you do?
Well given I'm a good 50cm taller, I pick him up and throw him.
> waaaaahhhhh mega rayfug is too op lets dexit it
> now lets torture the frick out of the metagame with zacian and make them buy a dlc for the only good pokemon
galar people are hypocrites
Imma show him who's boss of this battleground.
My young niece is playing through shield as her first Pokémon game and she complains whenever Hop and Sonia are on screen because they talk too much
Kids have shitty attention spans, more news at 11
Give her at least one of the Gen 3 remakes. Pleasing to the eyes, and quick enough for their minds.
Especially with speed forward.
>”bet”
>throttle him with my bare hands until he passes out
>rape him
>steal his clothes
>Black person logic from a Black person
>ooga booga violence and winning a fight mean I more man!!
many such cases, sad.
I respond by telling him I'd LOVE to use my bare hands on him... every part of him, in fact. Once he sees the "sword" I'm wielding, he'll quickly drop this confrontational shield of his and beg for me to show him just how much of a man I am. 😉
Hop is my second most hated character in Galar after Avery. I would beat the shit out of him if he came to my neighborhood and I would also stab him to death with a kitchen knife. I would burn him with fire crackers and kick him in the testicles.
Sanest chink
You're replying to a derranged psychopath.
Yeah I know
Like I said, sanest Chink (they are all deranged)
>Acting like you wouldn't do the same if you met that useless brown loser
but you are yellow
I'm actually very much white and Im not even the guy who was posting his fantasies of beating Hop. I simply share the sentiment
I punch Hop in the throat and stomp kick him in the face
I would push him and make him stumble
I would kick him on the face
I would frick him with a knife
I would bury his corpse by the riverside
I want to shoot Hop with a rifle
I want to eat the meat off his ribcage
I want to piss on his tounge
I want to kill him and frick his corpse with a drill