>I c-c-can't b-believe I lost...
You better believe it, pal, cause I'm gunna whip your ass in the display contest every year from here on out. Then I'm gunna go frick your wife AND your '''''daughter'''''. Eat shit, Pierre.
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frick you
Why are you so moronic, Erictroony?
>one minute apart
OP samegayging Jas but the other way around this time
Abby!
Fatty!
Ja-ACK
Sophia!
ew
People were actually defending her in the last thread, which is not something I have seen before. Is it just the pink hair?
It's not often that I hate characters, but I well and truly hate Sophia for what a transparent le anxious reddit waifu she is. Literally every single facet of her personality is catered towards making her meek and approachable for pathetic nerds.
She is both a farmer, and a prolific cosplayer.
She is a le shy introvert who doesn't socialize, yet also dresses like an instagram e-girl
Her interests are anime, video games, and board games
Every time I see her in town I give her the worst item possible from my inventory. She represents the greatest form of masturbatory writing one can achieve and I detest her in every way.
So she's another Abigail?
I have never spoken to Abigail
I have railed her mum though
A rewrite of her character would do wonders. Too bad I suck at writing, and better characters exist already so there really isn't a point.
>She is a le shy introvert who doesn't socialize, yet also dresses like an instagram e-girl
>Her interests are anime, video games, and board games
That literally sounds like every egirl online
Someone should make a mod that rewrites her entirely and also turn her into a e-girl.
Sure, but its a mod. All story mods are guaranteed tumblr fanfic degen h-game mental illness shit.
Honestly you should be mad at yourself for being dumb enough to download a story mod in the first place.
You know, I'm a moderately popular smut author. How easy is it to mod? Could I just download the mod, open it up in notepad++ and rewrite it or do I need some specialized tools and programming knowledge even for a script rewrite?
>Could I just download the mod, open it up in notepad++ and rewrite it
Exactly that. Some modders use cleaner/more centralised formatting than others but it's all easily changeable. I wanted to give the Xstardew mod a grammar and dialogue update but there are so many bloody files to go through.
>Could I just download the mod, open it up in notepad++ and rewrite it
Yes, it's that easy if is just dialogue. But you also need to know how choose the expression depending of the character portrait sheet and apply it to the dialogue between other minor things. Easy stuffs really.
Literally yes. The only people who like Sophia are the ones who haven't actually talked to her yet.
I haven't played the mod, but I assume her being underage and romanceable without having to visit ATF is a big part of that too. What's so bad about her? The mod actually is on my list in part because I'd like to romance her.
Anon... Sophia is an adult and romanceable by default in SVE. Hell, she's clearly the main author's waifu.
I thought she was 15, which was like half the reason I was interested. Did they change that?
I seriously doubt it considering that's the community's single biggest taboo, otherwise normalgays wouldn't love her as well.
autism
not even the fun kind
frickable lips
Can we date and frick her tomboy friend yet???
what mod lets you do this?
the Narcobaron mod
J-ACK!
J-ACK!
>shooting a child is fine
Typical American values.
Repeat after me
>shooting child in media okay
>having sexual thoughts about child in media needs death penalty
Reminder that anyone who complains about fictional children is a potential pedo.
Ignore the shitposters, these responses are exactly what they want.
>Child fricking no good
>Child killing good
God I hate europoors
violence good sex bad is american culture though
I remember seeing a poll on twitter once where more people said they'd rather kill a child than frick one. (Terminally online) People are insanely fricked.
>they'd rather kill a child than frick one
is that supposed to be a bad thing? its really a lose-lose, no good outcome either way.
How is having sex with someone just as bad as killing someone? Mental scarring and trauma are far more preferable than being fricking dead. The former can be overcome with time. The latter is you're fricking dead.
huh??
are we self-inserting as the child getting fricked/killed? I thought the poll was about (You) doing the act itself?
I'm empathizing with the hypothetical child in the situation. I'd rather she live than die. Life should be saved whenever possible.
Oh. I was looking at it from my POV. As in, would i rather execute them or rape them. And from what i saw, neither one is a good option to choose, since both is going to be stuck with me. So the poll made sense in that aspect
>3rd worlders
probably because they dont have food
>Oh. I was looking at it from my POV
That's the problem. Most people are just going to think about it from their point of view instead of empathizing with the person they have to inflict those options upon and the last thing they'd ever want to be labeled as is a pedo so naturally the child has to die.
I got you.
Internet people have barely any empathy or ethics, they don't actually care about children they just hate pedophiles, their hate of pedophiles has nothing to do with their exploitation of children, it's just a group they're allowed to direct all their ire at.
When you think about it like that it makes sense that they would vote to kill rather than frick, because anti-pedophilia for most people isn't about protecting children it's just about hunting pedophiles, to frick one would be to "become a pedophile", the most evil type of person you can be, but when you have no empathy killing barely matters at all.
There's a reason most people advocate for the most disgusting violence to be done upon pedophiles but could care less about murderers as long as they're behind bars.
>it's just a group they're allowed to direct all their ire at.
True Story
reminds me of the saying that communists don't love the poor, they hate the rich
You're an animal. The mental gymnastics you tie yourself in to justify your subhuman behaviour is astonishing.
He's right though.
I was speaking from a more distanced perspective to explain a mentality.
I think both acts are evil, but I think murder is worse than rape, rape leaves the person alive and is more comparable to an extreme beating or deadly assault, I think killing someone is worse than deadly assault, but that doesn't mean DA isn't completely horrible.
I'm sure some of those 46% voting in that poll where just working on that logic, though it was a dicky profile so I don't doubt a lot of them just want to frick kids.
e-girl is completely harmless.
They dont even hate them but were taught to. Every normalgay would frick a children if no one is looking (in fact it happens everytime)
Normalgays betrays their oen morals whenever they can. They are more degenerate than what they claim we are. Purely projection
Pierre tries to win using produce you sell him lol
And then he puts his prices up when you eliminate Joja
I always side with Joja
He even larps as growing your crops
Hes fricking evil
he's a duplicitous little c**t for sure, loves to play the victim with Joja but you just know he'd be doing the exact same shit if he wasn't such a frick-up failure
The ethical decision is ALWAYS to side with Joja. The people of Stardew proved that they aren't fit to maintain the land.
>but muh shitty forest ghosts!
The Community Center wouldn't literally be in shambles if the people took care of the community center. They're better off with a warehouse where food is being produced cheaply and people are guaranteed jobs.
>but muh shitty working conditions!
The shitty Stardew people need to suck it up. Penny is literally poor.
Nice to see more anons with a good head on their shoulders
>people are better off with chemically processed genetically engineered factory food than with natural food grown the way God intended it. It's okay for food to be poisonous as long as it's inexpensive.
American hands typed this
>Naturally grown
>All of your crops are manmade and the seeds are the same for both pierre and joja so they're all sourced from the same place
Go frick yourself you pretentious megahomosexual growing them in dirt or hydroponic factories doesn't fricking matter besides making you feel special there is no natural anymore
Anon, you gonna get the diabeetus!
I only eat meat, dairy, and fibrous vegetables and only drink a shit ton of coffee and water. So no all I'M going to get stomach cancer
Joja will push out all local small businesses with hostile tactics like offering large discounts and sales at a loss in the short term because they see it as an investment. Once they bankrupt all the small businesses they'll lobby the government and bribe the mayor or blackmail him in order to prevent small businesses or competitors to pop up in the future by making the costs of getting licences etc to operate and other costs to run. Once people are use to shopping at Joja and they have a monopoly they'll slowly start doing things like shrinking product sizes,and using lower quality products, all while selling them at the same price and cutting corners as much as possible to turn a profit. They might even go as far as going after local farmers, because, now Joja is the only place to sell your produce to, they can bully you and threaten to stop doing business with you. What if they decide they don't want to sell you seeds any longer? You're absolutely boned. While Pierre is a little egotistical homosexual he is not in it for the profits. He is too prideful. He wants to give the appearance of a good family man who puts food on his families table. If he wants to present your crops as his own as a way to sell more product or inflate his ego, so be it. But Joja is just going to bulldoze everything they are too big to care about people and still always put profits first, even if it means not selling you any more seeds to grow crops and then buying up your land when you default on a bank loan.
>t. pierre
>Things that don't happen: The post
Meanwhile in reality Pierre tries to sell your produce at a massive price hike due to thinking he's smart enough to follow trends and loses all of his customers. He deserves to fail but if you side with Joja he remains unpunished. Once Joja is gone he gets to monopolize the town as he pleases. Frick that guy
I'll make my own shop, then.
What's Pierre going to do when the flow of high-tier produce coming into his store gets shut off? What's that slimeball homosexual going to do when I steal his wife AND his livelihood?
He is your (you) pierre
Well yeah Joja obviously fricking sucks, too. I just wish there was a way for both them *and* Pierre to lose
>puts his prices up when you eliminate joja
So he's doing the exact same shit that joja does? Damn, frick this guy.
Pierre wants desperately to BE Joja but he's too much of an impotent little frickwit to succeed as an actual businessman
Is the thread being autosaged again?
No
make a general
Tell that to genshin
Weird, I don't see you in
>Master Duel perma thread
>FFXIV perma thread
>WOW perma thread
>brown Waifu perma thread
>Genshin perma thread
Those games are actually popular enough to have a constant general of /vg/, yet they also permenantly take up threads on Ganker.
God, XIV is truly the worst offender sometimes.
>any sort of news whatsoever
>5 perma threads pop up
>if one gets locked more open up immediately, sometimes before they even get locked
>master duel
autism thread
>XIV
legit /vg/ tourism
>wow
literal morons unable to cope with the fact its a dying game, possible blizzard shills
>genshin
excuse for waifuspam
Isn't there a mod to cuck him
>Faefarm
More expensive than the new HM game
wtf really? It's this an AAA game or something? Do they think they're better than any other farm game out there?
This genre is so goddamn cursed that seeing a new game NOT stuck in Early Access hell is an actual breath of fresh air.
yeah but the fact you as a player have to wear fairy wings ( even as a male ) in a pink enviroment, is kind of a red flag.
Holy shit an ACTUAL troony game for once?
>implying
there are many
God I fricking hate Clint so damn much.
>…*Gulp*!
He literally fricks himself over too, give you a geode breaker.
It's still faster to just have him do it en masse, although his hours are shitty
geode breaker doesn't forward the rng table, so it will always give you whatever you were supposed to get on the next one and nothing else for that type of geode
very useful if you roll a prismarine shard or something rare that you want
i had it wrong sorry, it gives you whatever you broke last. either way it's a neat trick to get a ton of a certain type of mineral in a short amount of time.
Is Sun Haven any good? It's kind of insane that Stardew is the only decent Harvest Moon ripoff.
From what I understand Sun Haven and Roots of Pacha are worse then Stardew but not horrible like many of the other farming clones. I haven't tried either but I might give them a go if I can't find anything else to buy on the summer sale. Coral Island is generally loathed but I think most people here were turned off by the woke shit before they even got to the gameplay. But I haven't heard anything good about the gameplay either.
Rune factory was supposed to be the king of farming sims what the frick happened... How such a cheap game like Stardew still is be better? ...
Coral Island is a straight Stardew Valley rip off, but worse because of the dumb woke shit. Doesn't really fix any of the issus I had with Stardew either.
Roots of Pacha is fun for the first game year. I wouldn't play it past that. The MP is done really well if you like to play MP with someone else at the same exact time (no dedicated, playing without each other would suck, etc). All the cutscenes are shared.
I haven't tried sun haven since they full released. Been meaning to give it another go. That's another one with MP from the getgo.
Coral Island is actually not bad gameplay wise but there's so much woke shit in it that I regret buying it. I should have looked into it more. Still, if that doesn't bother you then it's mechanically sound.
We just finished the last thread this morning. Scarcity helps makes these threads more fun
Jen!
Is this character from something or is it your creation?
It's some furry shit. He made a mod to put her into the game and live out his most desperate fantasies. You'd kinda have to admire the dedication if it weren't so sad
I admire it. God knows I can't finish the things I start. If he pulls it off and finishes it I will kneel
>Ganker anons that are actually capable of creating things and having fun are always furry
How does this keep happening
Because furries are a good support network. This is just my intuition of it but furries are all creative types with a lot of passion and they all seem to have very large and overly accepting circles of people. When you have easy access to a group of talented people who are willing to help and push you then it becomes a lot easier to stay consistent. Or they're just autistic savants wasting their potential. Who's to say?
/v/ideogame bunnies thread oc
yeah this too
What about >>>/vm/ ? This game support multiplayer and that board is slower than /vg/
Go ahead, make a thread over there, we'll join in just a second
HALEY!
Honestly I thought Hayley would be the "When Harry Met Sally" kind of progression, where she hates you but can't seem to leave you alone but nope, shes just a pillow princess
>Then I'm gunna go frick your wife AND your '''''daughter'''''
How his wife is hotter than his daughter is a mistery to me, Abigail still is great just not in the level of her mom. Am i missing something?
i dont care if shes a prostitute she has some fat breasts
I never thought Caroline was that hot... I mean, she's not like Maru bad but she's my least favorite of the married women. That being said, I'd frick her just because Pierre doesn't deserve her.
People hate Pierre because he's an actual cuck, he takes credit for your produce and he's generally greedy as frick. People hate Clint because he reminds them of themselves.
Bigger mystery is why Robin tolerates Demetrius being a complete butthole
I always assume she had no other options after her divorce and at this point it's just inertia. And she knows damn well if she divorces a 2nd time she won't find anyone else (unless she gets lucky with the farmer). Either that or she's cheating on him with Lewis too...
I remember my first playthrough. I wanted to romance Caroline more than anyone. I like Haley but honestly I just settled for her. Caroline has this allure to her I can't explain. This was before I realized how much of a piece of shit Pierre was so spite wasn't even a factor
It's the wizard genes
>when we
so she cheated on Pierre right when she moved into town? fricking drama right there
Damn Pierre really is a cuck
Serves him right.
Frick that homosexual for closing on Tuesdays
He is open every day after the community center is fixed.
>he has jealousy issues
Gee, I wonder why
Well holy shit, I missed this completely.
Wizard's not just a human cryptid, he's also got game.
Be more like the Wizard, Ganker. Live in a tower, commune with the forces of darkness, and frick MILFs on the side.
oh don't worry, Ganker has plenty of wizards shitting up the boards
>MILFs
No. I will summon e-girl succubi to fill the world and drain the semen of every virginal male so that I no longer have wizardly competitors.
shes just a chill lady that seems to see you as s confidant after a while. She is absolutely coasting life in easymode but shes just hot, shes hot in a taboo sort of way and she just looks good and i like milfs and shes a fun flirty easygoing milf
She's a magical cum dump
she's PURE MILF SEX
SEX WITH MILF WOMEN
CAROLINE SEX
why do you hate pierre so much? he sells you your seeds
and why do people hate clint? he's a little wimpy especially for a blacksmith, but come on, that's no crime
Clint is a prick
All you guys are just jealous that I bust a nut in Emily every night.
Putting a blue wig on a Pig does not make it Emily
Come on guys, I'd never frick Marnie. Not even in a blue wig.
over a picture of her, maybe
you can have that blue haired bawd, her sister is way better. also don’t forget the only reason thats even possible is cus I forced you to make a move, now hurry up with my tool upgrades you slow cuck
Sorry bro, it's after 4:00 pm my shops closed. Also I forgot to tell you me and Emily had a three way with Haley before you dated her, it was great! Took her virginity and everything. Too bad you will never get that huh?
I was going to get mad that you drew this but, hey, at least it's not Marnie right?
...Ok fine, I will tell them. Emily and I have never had sex and none of the other stuff I said was true either. Can you please let go of my balls now?
pierre is a greedy frick who takes credit for your hard work and clint is clint
Pierre is a weasely little israelite. If possible I'd exile both him and Lewis to the desert so Joja can help develop the town with Morris leading the charge. Throughout all of this I'd get to chill out fishing knowing that someone competent is taking care of issues instead of me
I like Clint though. He reminds me of myself
>pierre
He's a smug prick and acts like a israelite.
>clint
His lack of confidence is irritating and he acts like a stereotype of Ganker user around the girl he likes, which makes him even more irritating to look at.
Doesn't help that as the player, you unconsciously see all the dating partners as your property even if you aren't actively in a relationship with them.
That and he's dislikeable in general.
My personal reason, though?
He closes his shop very early.
>He closes his shop very early.
Tbis is the real fricking reason. Frick you clint you lazy fricking butthole. I build a hundred geo crackers just to never give that cuck money while also showering emily in israeliteels
>he sells you your seeds
So does Recette but without the insufferable smarm and actually cute.
Can someone post the ashley mod pls
It's in the usual place.
https://rentry.org/anonstardewmods
It's on the rentry
>t. spent 10 minutes googling item scores on the wiki to beat CHADierre
Are there people that actually like Haley? Is she just a tsundere? Because she is always a b***h with everyone. Being hot isn't enough...
She's only a b***h to you if you make zero effort to get to know her. Give her a couple of daffodils and she's the sweetest girl in the world.
like most games she kinda has a redemption arc where she becomes not a b***h by the time you marry her. Still not enough to make me like her
She canonically cheats on you with chad
She does not. None of the spouses cheat on you.
Alex is the dedicated homosexual of the game, anon. The entirety of the female playerbase doesn't give a single shit about him.
...why?
Because a lot of women want to fix the depressed alcoholic loser anon. Or the emo one. There are a few well adjusted women who choose one of the others but the vast majority will pick Shane.
...why are women like this
you don't know any real women, do you anon?
Do you?
Shane's the best looking dude. The rest are ugly
He said Haley, not Penny.
She's only a b***h because she doesn't know.
She becomes the cutest wife in the game and talks about how she loves the smell of dirt (you).
tfw I havent 100% the game, and wanna try some mods
Honestly I should take some time to divorce Leah and erase her memory just to marry Haley
Pretty cute character. I wish her mod was full finished. But well. Who knows who was the author.
The one on the rentry seems done at a glance. There's enough dialogue and events for a small character addition. No idea who the character is supposed to be so I never tried her I just looked at the files
She's Constanze, a side character from Little Witch Academia (she even mentions the name of the protags in her dialogue at times). Her mod was removed from Nexus for child marriage but I believe it's still up on Moddrop somehow.
>child marriage
She's 16 years old so I guess? But pretty sure mostly because people think she is younger. Stupidity.
>Her mod was removed from Nexus for child marriage
kek based Nexus, these degenerates deserve the rope
Says anon as they pump out the 3125th lgbbqwtf pride mod of the month. These are the people you side with.
Y-YOU MUST PICK A SIDE
I choose none of you degenerates.
here's your (You), moron
I have her in my game. The mod is usable and have everything what it should have. But her story is not done yet. In one of her heart events she explain why she is there and how she miss her friends and family. And that's pretty much all. The way she talk, seem like the modder was thinking in add other of her friends in the game, or somehow create an "ending" where she choose to stay in the valley with the farmer. but we'll never know. Maybe someone else could do so but that require create sprites and portraits of the other girls even if is as temporal actors.
I don't have the time but I'd love to give her a final event where the girls manage to contact her through a magic mirror or something, telling Constanze she's able to come back only for her to say she's happy in the valley with the farmer. Maybe one day.
Of course. While I learned to make mods and I can do the very basic things. Stuffs like create custom places or heart events seem to be something out of my hands yet. We'll see.
Does the mod works alright with Stardew Valley Expanded ?
Her schedule wasn't adjusted for SVE but it should work just fine. Just make sure to disable her house in the config before watching Penny's picnic event or any event taking place in that area, and you can disable it permanently after marriage since she won't go back there.
The rentry has an SVE version so some helpful anon probably already figured out the issues. Should work
Yes it does. She can walk fine throught the valley and the town. Even if you play Penny's event the house will be there but it won't affect the event at all. Tho you should have with you no clip mod always just in case.
Haley is the best girl in the game. Her character development is so good.
For that one anon who wanted the Jas and Marnie cowprint bikini I just got this delivered on the /b/ drawthread.
That one anon here, this is absolutely adorable. Thanks as always anon, you're a trooper.
Appreciate your dedication to the cause
Heavenly
I love it
Its bizarre that I never see Leahs name typed or see her picture here...I mean ever. Its uncanny like God just wave his hand and everyone forgets.
Leah was my first natural choice .
Obviously I technically wanted Robin first but that lasts like 5 seconds after meeting and you learn shes into bestiality.
Leah seems good, until you get her heart events and realize she's used goods. Nobody wants sloppy seconds.
No one really likes her because she had an ex boyfriend and that some also see her as a discount Robin. She was my first choice because I she was like a kindred spirit wanting to escape the soulless corporate city life and move to the countryside. Although I don't care too much for her hippie and vegetarian lifestyle and ever since my first playthrough I'm now always marrying Jas.
Are you me? Word for word my thought process except Jas, only because she doesnt grab me personally, e-girl>hags.
>she had an ex
Kek arent all the others like cheaters and cuckqueans and prostitutes and shit? Plus you get to sock him and wet her panties.
Marnie is my favorite by far.
People like "youre a pedo", no I just like videogame(pff) females from 6-60, each stage has unique beauty, flavors, not rankings.
>shes into bestiality
I'm sorry what?
Anon forgot to get the obligatory fix mod, don't mind him.
I had it on console, my last console. Cant wait to get a proper PC thats not older than most v users.
Theres a female character to a homosexual erectus/cro magnon hybrid, unfortunately theres no scientific term for them due to the politicized nature of modern anthropology. I could tell you all about various humanoids, info is all there just career suicide to connect the dots and speak it.
I don't know what he means either, and I'm sure her husband would have something to say about these claims.
How does he look worse when he's white?
I've had to scroll up because I can't even look at it without getting angry.
>t.shitskin
N
It doesn't help that he posted an early version instead of the finished portraits. Personally I find White Dem's autism endearing, I actually laughed my ass off at him shooing you off Maru
I was always mad about the tomato discussion, to the point where I genuinely hate him, but white Demetrius just makes it worse somehow.
Like, I've seen people post about how they go out of their way to marry Maru just to spite him, but I don't want anything to do with this creature. I will talk to Robin solely to get farm upgrades, but that's it.
Do ever come to my farm or my cave again you fricking know-it-all. Stay in you shitty house, segregated from the rest of the town you fricking science monkey.
It's alright. Much like hating Pierre and Clint, hating Demetrius is the one thing that brings all players together regardless of their communities.
I married Leah once and in terms of gameplay she's probably the best because she keeps giving you coffee. People hate that she has an ex and I kinda see the point when nobody else is romantically involved with anyone. But if you go by Ganker's idiotic standards and interpretations where Penny somehow gets fricked in trees and Abagail gets weekly abortions then why not Leah?
>and in terms of gameplay she's probably the best because she keeps giving you coffee
Fricking kek
What sort of absurd justification is this?
She's the best because she occasionally gives you the easiest drink to make (only on certain days at that) that's worthless unless it's a triple shot? Might as well give me literal trash, at least I can turn CD's in to quartz.
And every single heart event is either about her art career or her ex.
Leah is absolute trash.
You can marry Leah long before you get your first coffee bean. And all the other wives are pretty much completely useless in terms of gameplay. Leah at least gives you something marginally useful. And no, Leah's not bottom tier, she's above Maru and Emily.
Trolls on Ganker like to pretend that Penny fricked Sam in a tree because of one line of dialogue. Even ConcernedApe debunked that one. And when Abagail has her medical checkup she jokes that she's not pregnant which is pretty in character for her, but isn't evidence of her actually being pregnant, but the people here take it as evidence that she goes to weekly gangbangs. Again, it's Ganker, just look at the guy I was replying to, if you like one of the girls someone's gotta bring them down I like them all except Maru
>You can marry Leah long before you get your first coffee bean
Pic related you fricking idiot
And of course the rest of your post is a bunch of cuck shit.
Also, Emily is easily second best girl, but you probably aren't in to that seeing as she isn't used goods.
Emily is fricking crazy
Why?
Because she has weird dreams in a world where you're a demigod teleporting to islands and summoning forest spirits?
Or is it because she's crazy for the farmers DICK.
Because of her picture, I never actually bothered talking past the first meeting.
out of all the girls in the valley she's the closet to a Crazies category, don't stick your dick in crazies. If Haley is an airhead with a heart of gold imagine what Emily is behind that creepy smile.
>she's the closet to a Crazies category
Your other 3 options are
Abigail who's a fat loser that plays games all day, pranks her parents and tries to take the whole warriah wahmen path until she gets PTSD from killing a single fricking golem (which ignores you scaling down 100 levels of skull mines., you just get slapped like a b***h from a basic golem that abigail can kill) not to mention during marriage if your hearts get low enough she tells you that she should have picked sebastian and he was her soul mate (no other bachelorette does this)
Next is Penny who gets man handled in to trees while you're dating then gets shitty at a fricking child for telling you which makes it ten times worse. Also imagine falling for her bullshit "I'm just a victim of my circumstance" bullshit. Captain save-a-hoes deserve what they get themselves in to
And Leah is explained in
Not only the only verified used goods but a boring person to boot.
>and not once mentions it being her first time
Are you severely autistic or just moronic? No girl in the game mentions it being her first time you fricking idiot.
anon,I...
That's a whole lot of words to say "I'm a troll that doesn't believe a word I'm actually saying".
Prove a single part of that post wrong.
Why would I? You are clearly the same guy from the other thread that posted this.
You are just trolling.
>Why would I?
To prove you aren't coping homosexual that's full of shit.
>You are clearly the same guy from the other thread that posted this.
You are just trolling.
Actual schizo
> "Bad_9": "I wonder if I could've done better... I was very good friends with Sebastian before we met. He was probably the one...$s",
HOLY FRICK anon I thought you were lying. God Abigial is terrible
>Haley and Penny are the only ones without bad or even neutral marriage dialogue
Loving wife chads ww@?
is that legit? Haley truly is best girl
I went back to check and yeah. Just Haley and Penny. Didn't check the guys but who cares? Also despite how bad that Abigail one is she still only has 2-3 lines. Leah on the other hand has 9 fricking "bad" quotes alone doubting the marriage and you and they're pathetic to read. Honestly I feel bad for the 1 or 2 Leahgays after learning that but it's still funny
lmao
but that would require having to marry the fat b***h, I refuse to believe anybody is that masochistic
>but that would require having to marry the fat b***h, I refuse to believe anybody is that masochistic
i think you can mod her hearts or something like that? curbstomp half the grind with that fricking landwhale.
she being a massive prostitute is genetics from her mother it seems.
Out of the male bachelors, only Shane has 7 neutral and 10 negative quotes, and Sebastian has 8 neutral and 4 negative quotes. Shane goes back to being alcoholic and Sebastian starts avoiding you and even compares you to his step-father. The rest of the bachelors don't have any low heart marriage quotes. If anyone wanted to know.
Thanks for doing the research even if nobody else cares anon
I can only imagine that Penny would be too scared of becoming a single mother like her own to upset the peace in the family.
abigail gays BTFO eternally.
i hope someone can screencap her saying this dialogue.
>i hope someone can screencap her saying this dialogue.
Will try once I return home
What is it with americans and projecting their cuck fantasies onto everything? Go back to /gif/ homosexual.
Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
>Hey buddy, how's it going?
>Hope there's something good in these geodes
>You know how much Emily loves her crystals
>I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard…
>*chuckle*
>Of course, a gentleman never tells
>*wink*
>*chuckle*
>Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
>Wait, I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
>You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
>I used to be single before I met Emily, then I moved to this town and there's this incredible, beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
>Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
>*chuckle again*
>Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
Clint is going to plant a chisel in your character’s skull while you sleep
>time cube-tier rambling post full of schizoid moronation
Cool story bro
>Also, Emily is easily second best girl
Who's best?
Robin
(you)
Is that even a real question?
I'd gomwith Emily if her face wasn't so fricked up like she's looking to kill me while I sleep because a knife in my lungs improve my chakra.
Her dress also looks like shit.
Emily fricks you in her tent and not once mentions it being her first time. And she kisses you before you even really know her because you gave her a rock from Clint. She will even go on a date with Clint. But sure, she's not used goods, whatever you say.
you type like a gay
Whats the Penny tree thing?
What do you mean about Abigail?
I sort of "finished" SDV in some ways but Im ignorant of like half the NPC drama/lore stuff somehow despite talking to NPCs constantly for 2-3 years.
Leah is literally discount Robin and everyone acknowledges it
i really want to play like a D&D fantasy game thats like stardew valley
is there anything liek that?
Check out Ryuutama
I love this little gremlin like you would not believe.
Also what portrait mod do you guys use, if you even use one?
And thoughts on East Scarp?
Sweet Caroline!
>2 stardew threads up at any given time now
What is going on? It's like 1.6 got released or something.
The same two gays are clearly trying to force the same horrible, shitpost-filled coombait threads (like the multiple Haley threads just today) with the occasional genuine thread like this one.
Which way, white man?
Marnie
Yep Marnie no contest.
new to the game what mod makes them available?
It would be Marnie but we're still waiting on a dedicated mod for her. I'm gonna try the Caroline one on this playthrough. It's between her or Jodi
Demetrius, Pierre, and Clint in a room. Only two bullets. Who lives?
Clint's already dead on the inside.
Me
Clint has to live. His suffering holds the universe together.
Demetrius and Pierre.
Clint isn't even worth a bullet.
I shoot Demetrius twice
Clint because someone need to upgrade my weapons.
One bullet in the floor and the other in my brain. Those three get to enjoy the hell of being around one another
Recette
All three because I'm too busy fricking their wives/daughters/love interests.
Clint is ten seconds from killing himself and Pierre exists to be a pathetic cuckhold who loses to me every festival.
What's wrong with Demetrius?
He's a cool guy
>t. Demetrius
get the frick out of the internet and of MY valley
I don't think he even acknowledges Sebastion's existence in any of his dialogue
Yeah, because concerned ape is not a writer. He doesn't come from a broken home. And he very likely doesn't know any black people. So he's not going to know how to write such characters.
I wouldn't kill any of them but I'd shoot Demetrius in a non-vital area to argue the semantics with him of what I actually did. I didn't shoot him, he was pierced by a projectile, it wasn't a gun it's a self defense firearm, etc, etc. If he wants to be a stupid b***h about tomatoes I want to see if he'll stick by it when it hurts
you're my favorite person on the internet right now anon. thanks for this post my sides discovered a planed made entirely of chocolate
I shoot Pierre in the balls twice.
post your farm map mods
My sugar mom milf Olivia!
you get her spoiled son as additional baggage, no thanks.
He literally calls you his daddy and he's also the only boy in town with ambition to do anything. Sebastian is stuck in his basement wearing programmer socks, Sam still think he's going to make it big with his band that he practices with like once per week, etc.
>milf
>get to feminize your own femboy
>not awkwardly connecting with victor as his new same age father figure
weak
Is there any game like stardew valley but with sex sex sex
why did people turn on Jas! poster? or posters.
I don't follow these threads
It's the bernieposter of Stardew threads. It adds nothing.
pedo shit means the thread got deleted faster than speedrunning radish.
e-girl is turbobased
and thanks for the succinct explanation: basically dont ritualpost with things that make gays angy
They fear her power.
she truly made these threads a better place
nah
Threads were amazing with the spark she ignited. It's died down some but we still get some art and we got a bun coming and with any luck it might pick back up again with 1.6 or her update.
It wasn't really a turn so much as a fanbase like stardew's is going to have a lot of people in it against e-girl from the start. Not to mention people dumped on the bernieposter and reported him so much he got rangebanned and the Jas!poster is basically the same thing. Anyone who snipes the first spot every thread is going to be a huge target no matter what it is. Not to mention your regular shitposters who'll lash out at everything stardew in general and shit on mods as fanfiction, etc. Jas perseveres surprisingly well in spite of this all things considered.
>against e-girl
Against pedos you fricking homosexual
I was not aware jas was real.
She's real in my mind.
Nobody did. It's just that Jas! anons have been moving onto different things because of the constant janny shenanigans banning people and deleting the threads. It's sort of a down period in general. When the mods are done being worked on in the background we'll probably see them being more active and we'll get another good period of stardew threads
>It's just that Jas! anons have been moving onto different things because of the constant janny shenanigans banning people and deleting the threads
I dunno we still seem fairly active here and we even get some new art and the rare update, we just aren't talking about her all the time because we also talk about other parts of the game. One of the last threads that hit bump limit mentioned her name like 80 times during all the discussion and I remember checking that because it was reminding me of back around the time the mod first dropped and the threads were being flooded with her.
jannyshit and sad normalgay tantrum
When I go into a Stardew thread, I want Stardew Valley, not "Jas general #9001 new modded child edition"
Well too bad anon, all you'll get in the threads now is Waifugayging, Cuckprojecting, and Pedomodding.
I know.
>Waifugayging, Cuckprojecting, and Pedomodding
Literally what stardew threads have always been here, just in varying ratios, while adding in assblasted harvest moon and rune factory fans, "why is demetrius black?", "I gave a dude a bouquet and asked him to marry me that means this game is pozzed", etc. with a sprinkle of farmposting for good measure.
>all you'll get in the threads now is Waifugayging, Cuckprojecting, and Pedomodding.
Applies to every thread on Ganker
I don't like automated avatar spambots, so frick off.
How the frick does it even work though? Like, I'd understand if it was just constantly searching for the name of the game in new threads, but it'll immediately pop up as the first reply even if there's just some relatively obscure screenshot from the game
AI has gotten disturbingly good and I wouldn't be surprised someone is running a bot for it.
Also, not all obscure images get picked - I've made threads that don't look like stardew valley before and the bot doesn't pick up on them.
There can't be one thread about farm games where that anon doesn't come in and ruin it.
And yet when it's all jasposters we get tons of discussion whereas when they're missing it's all waifuwars and schizos posting timeloops. I mean look at you not even discussing the game now that you have the chance with Jas!poster fricking murdered no you want to metapost about how good it is that he's gone instead
I know this might sound crazy, but i want to ACTUALLY discuss videogameson Ganker, and e-girl shit does literally nothing for me
Pierre leave now, I'm gonna frick your wife
I wish there's a mod for this
there is a sex mod and another mod that change her into single status (so you can marry her). Iirc there is a mod that let her divorce Pierre and marry you, same with Demitrius and Robin
you can't say this without posting sources for your bold claims
xtardew
it's not great, but it's what we got
Footgays can fricking kill themselves
Disgusting homosexuals
You'll always have a manfoot, troony.
>The ones without a hyper focused fetish is a troony
Cope more homosexual
How many girls did you scare away when they noticed you pay too much attention to their feet during sex?
DECENTLY SIZED AREOLA SPOTTED
>hint of nip
So good
>Then I'm gunna go frick your wife AND your '''''daughter'''''
You can do that in this game?
Pierre did nothing wrong.
Favourite villager, homie is focused on the grind like me.
The fricker takes credit for the crops you sell him saying he grew them himself and only says they're from you if people hate it.
Which means he will get an increase in demand, which means i, the farmer, will get an increase in demand.
I win either way. Also i always chug it in the bin so i never encounter that shit.
>this laborer fell for the capitalist lies
homie with the money you lost through Piere and inturn he lost through the Mayor you could have a golden stature of yourself.
These threads are kind of weird right now. Feels off. Wonder what's causing them.
It's a schizoposting psuedogeneral of the same 90ish anons who don't really have much to add right now. It's a down period for the game as nobody has made anything to update our rentry and 1.6 hasn't come out yet. These threads shouldn't exist and that's why.
>same people, same shit, different day
No wonder these threads are fricking garbage.
I started paying attention after seeing nonstop low effort porn posts being used to bump the thread and the highest I've ever seen the number of IPs was around 130 in over 500 posts. It was at 90 different IPs for the first 350 or so and the IPs would increase by 5 or so every once in a while inbetween 20 posts of it never increasing. It's 90 or so anons constantly keeping the threads alive with a few tourists replying once here or there.
I want to frick his wife too
I want to frick his ''''daughter'''' too
>mod lets you frick caroline
I play a lot of sim/farm life games, especially indie ones, but for some reason stardew really makes me want to be a villain. I'm not a psychopath in any other games but just something about it does this to me. Anyone else?
is this dialog from a mod? or just an edit?
its from the romance caroline mod
It makes me want to be the netori Chad who dominates all the milfs, teens and e-girls and builds a harem willing broodmares on my massively profitable homestead. I guess that makes me a villain?
It's this but I want clint, pierre, and demetrius to suffer. It's not enough that I succeed, others need to fail.
Stardew is easy to fall into homicidal lunacy. You have to get hearts up with all these homosexuals and pretend that you don't want to flay and salt the homeless scumbag alive
probably because so many of the characters are flawed people that you kind of learn to hate instead of just generic NPCs with no personality
stardew valley feels like reddit: the town so to frick all their women and children feels justified and righteous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, sorry.
>boo
>Hey Kent, want some popcorn? What about a few firecrackers?
Is the Sweetheart Caroline or the dateable and marry-able Caroline mod better?
>Sweetheart Caroline
>New appearance
>New personality
>New everything
What's the appeal? It's just an entirely new custom character not trying to be like Caroline. If it's about cucking Pierre then I'd want it to be authentic. If it's because of an actual love of the character then I'd want it to be authentic even more.
guess it’s time to start another farm again
Are there any other good lewd mods on the level of Goddess Haley?
Isn't Goddess Haley just a really tedious difficulty mod without any real lewd content? If that's the case there are probably way better ones in general but that's the only findom that exists to my knowledge
Trash ''game''
>start game
>oh, you can make friends with people and marry the girls
>can't date Robin because she is married
>check who she is married to
>a fricking Black person
>look up if you can kill him or get rid of him in some way, you can't
>look up mods to remove him, all of them removed from mod sites
>can't romance the blue hair kid
>look up mods, all banned
>look up sex mods
>they're all shit, stupid moronic mods like having everyone naked, fanfic self insert mods with new dialogue focusing only on a certain character
I am on year 2 and why am I even playing it?
>can't romance the blue hair kid
Who?
Jas queen
But Jas has black hair?
Actually it's magenta.
It's her time.
>okay with mods making everyone nude
>draw the line at removing a character
These mod sites are moronic.
lurk more gay
Goth Jas?
Goth Jas!
Gas!
gaz membrane
>Used goods hag kino dropped without mention
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/16304
Marnie never ever
>you can romance the fricking witch
>you cannot romance the cow
What the frick.
Apparently there are multiple versions of the witch that you can romance that's just the newest and it gives off the least red flags like this one that describes her as a "wine aunt" :
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10671?tab=description
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE TWITTER OR CONCERNEDAPE FOR THAT POLL IT WAS RIGGED
I can accept her losing, she didn't stand a chance against the boring generic aged option. What I cannot handle is that she barely got any more votes than fricking Pam. That is truly unforgivable.
Married her with mods. My only cope.
what poll
The 1.3 update (I think it was 1.3 but it could have been 1.2) was going to add in a new male and female romance candidate for each. The candidates were put up on twitter polls
https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/717475490634686464
Obviously Marnie and Pam were meant to be ironic joke options and Sandy would have been hard to implement so Emily won out by an obvious landslide. Several years later Emily and Shane are still the only new candidates ever added by ConcenedApe himself
>Several years later Emily and Shane are still the only new candidates ever added by ConcenedApe himself
Can't you sort of marry Krobus?
My roommate in college was a chubby-chaser. He was a relatively svelte-looking dude so I never understood it. He couldn't explain it either. Just liked the fatties. Fast-forward a decade though and he finally grew out of it. There's hope for you, too, anon
>Vanilla doesn't have the option to help out the witch get back at her cheating husband
Call me when the revenge part is about feminizing Rasmodius into Rasmodina and making him your and the witch's b***h.
Has anyone actually been playing Stardew recently? Talking about it is fun but I haven't actually touched it in a few months personally. It feels like I'm waiting on something to pull me in again but I'm not sure what
Same here. I lost motivation to keep on playing and mostly stay for the discussions. I'll probably play Stardew again when the update releases.
Not at the moment, but I always inevitably get back in the mood at some point. I just like the threads, especially when there's art or mod happenings.
Just started a farm with some friends who picked it up for the first time during this summer sale
Try co-op with a friend that hasn't played it before and let your friend lead.
replaying it for the first time, now with mods (sve+rsv for content), after going all out in vanilla the first time I played it (shortly after 1.5 came out)
going the joja rout this time
I launch it from time to time so I can make some more progress in Ridgeside and that's literally it. I'm planning one more run with East Scarp once the Jas update drops and then I doubt I'll touch the game anytime soon.
I played today, pretty much everyday.
I unironically find that doing real chores for fun helps. In particular lawn care. I got a weedwhacker after neglecting to take care of it for a long time and I found that constantly cutting away at stuff with it provides the same autistic fulfillment as taking care of the virtual farm does. There's always something to do outside weather permitting and when I'm done it's a lot easier to treat the games I play as just games instead of autistically wanting to plan out details of things like the farm. I do micromanaging on things like that for irl things which makes me not turn the games into a sort of virtual second job which helps with the burnout a bit. Plus my lawn is looking really nice lately. I guess that excludes people without lawns but maybe you could do the same thing with scrubbing surfaces in your or something
I hate lawns so goddamn much. Plant something there, I don't care if it's some sort of bush, food crop or fricking flowers. Just don't let the damn land barren, it pissess me off and I'm going to make elves a reality just to shit on lawnbots,
Don't lecture me anon the house came with grass I'm not going to go through the effort to kill it all because you're some wannabe ecohomosexual. I just let the natural plants grow in the grass and outcompete it while making sure it's the type that's native and attracts things I like like birds and butterflies. Food crops are an abomination on this planet and you should be ashamed of yourself for even considering that
>use the same display from year 1 every year
>still win
Is there a spoilage mod? Not even anything hardcore but just something that makes it so you can't keep everything in chests forever without consequence would be neat
Leah>Haley>Penny>Emily>Abigail>Maru
Jas>Haley>Abigail>Penny>Leah>Emily>Maru
Jas > Abigail > Maru > Haley >> Penny >>> Leah >>> [Power Gap] >>> Emily
>maru in 3rd
What portrait mod are you using?
This one
Makes sense.
.....that's her happy face??
Anon I'm sorry but you might have facial blindness
I'd post more but I am not getting decked as some kind of avatargay
CUTE
Haley>Penny>Leah=Emily>Maru>Abigail.
Haley is the only one with any character arc, even the males only have one with growth who is Alex. Only if you're a gay, of course. Penny seems to be the one most suited to the rural lifestyle, being family oriented and wanting to teach/raise her children. Maru and Abigail still act like kids, but the sole reason for putting Maru above Abigail is because she's the closest to a black kween. That Chocolate Emily is just coomer shit, as opposed to an actual proper portrait mod.
Is it worth buying and playing? I want to take a break from every multiplayer or co-op game, mostly because my friends are trashcans and make the experience even worse.
Only if you like co-op! 🙂
I like co-op. I don't like the options I have when it comes to co-op games.
>that friend that lives 10 timezones away
>that friend that has the sleeping schedule of someone that lives 10 timezones away
>that friend that watches anime on second monitor, listening to music, eating his dinner and answering to messages all at the same time while we are playing, then proceeds to get angry at the game for being unfair after he loses
>that schizo I met on /vg/ that thinks everything I do, I do because I want to hurt him
Yea, I'd rather play solo, man.
why are you playing co op with more than one close friend who you can sync schedules with?
and if none do, time to get better friends then I guess idk man sorry about that
>one of my friends is #2 and #3 combined
help please
There is nothing you can do. Everything you say will make you like the "bad" parent that doesn't want his kid to fry his brain with 5 instances of entertainment at the same time.
yeah thats the problem
You don't get it. That's not the problem, our friends are the problem. They have gone too far to hear to advice and try to fix their behavior for their own good. Even when I tried to play something they loved, they simply couldn't share more than 5% of their brain capacity for that.
I hate people that eat their food as audibly as possible, especially friends on discord while we play a game. I've told them numerous times to simply mute their mic if they wanna eat in front of the pc and staying on the call. No, they will munch and munch and even talk with their mouth full of food. I've stopped pretending to tell them in a gentle way that it annoys me. Last time a friend was talking with food on his mouth I told him I wish to see his first born kid die in front of him. That made him lose his appetite.
>I hate people that eat their food as audibly as possible, especially friends on discord while we play a game.
My little brother does this while playing Mukbang videos on max volume and it makes me want to scream at the homosexual.
You are one weird Black person for sending death threats to friends over food eating. Hes just having lunch and you told him you wish to see a baby die. Im so glad we are not friends and i wanna keep it that way. Hey stupid, if something annoys you, tell it directly and not quietly like some basement incel.
You think I haven't told them directly? You think I haven't specified how there is only one thing in the world that I hate beyond control countless times over the span of the past 6 years and they still do it? At this point they either don't care that it annoys me or they do it on purpose. Either way I'm done with niceties.
And you're too much of a little b***h to just find newer better friends or play alone?
If you eat while on voice chat you're a Black person homosexual and deserve to die
I always americans chewing shit loudly while on the mic, those pigs just have no manners. Even 3rd worlders have more manners than they.
Shut the frick up esl maggot don't use your disgusting goblin fingers to type in my language you fricking dog.
have a nice day my people are the bastion of civilization and invented the alphabet you're using right now you angloBlack person.
The co-op is not very fun, sadly.
You are encouraged to diversify skills to accomplish different goals simultaneously, but everyone does the same things alongside each other anyway. Everyone wants to do a bit of everything in a map where there is a limited amount of xp available at any given time for skills like foraging and farming.
Fishing becomes much more time constricted, and mining becomes slightly more dangerous surprisingly since your actions (like eating) do not pause the clock.
Even advancing your relationship with an npc will take your entire day.
I have passed out during a cutscene due to the clock running out while spending time with Emily at night.
In practice, it is much more like one person's farm that everyone else is a farmhand on.
Even with separate money, everyone is too used to singleplayer to really make it work.
From a more practical standpoint, connection issues seem more common on latest patch than pre-beach farm, and we gave up due to frequent disconnects teleporting us back to the farm and wasting our days. Not sure what is up with that, but it saps the fun harder than any of the previously stated issues.
>The main trio is getting more figures out of nothing after years
>The green team is getting air again
Haley is so high Tier there's literally no reason to bother with the rest tbh
She sounds like dev self insert perfect girl
I love her too, specially her post marriage event, it's just begs to tell her and say "I'm so proud of you", and see how much she changed
Or when she says "i didn't know where i was going, until i met you", goddamn it makes you feel warm insife
I didn't want her to change I wanted her to be a b***h forever
There's no better feeling for a man to see your woman become better and grow together as a person
I don't disagree but I don't agree either. Audrey from Huniepop is a good way to handle it imo. Make her less of a b***h to (you) but don't fundamentally change her. I don't want it to feel like I'm "fixing" them. I want them to be the person I like from the start. Haley being a sweet girl was fine I just wish she was less of a b***h at the start so it wasn't a fake out
Do you like bunnies?
I don't know if that's supposed to be a euphemism for something but no either way. I had a rabbit as a kid. It bit everything
That's unfortunate
They can be cute I think it might have just not liked the way we tried to grab it. It bit me a lot and hid under the couch most of the time. I think we sold it to some guy with experience and it didn't bite him so it was probably a me problem. I still have no idea why bunnies were brought up at all
Because anon likes b***hes and my rabbit is a rude b***h who remains as such
But he doesn't like rabbits so whatever
My sister has a rabbit and while it's adorable as hell, I literally can't get over the fact it pisses and shits every fricking where. God not giving decent sphincters to its creations was a mistake.
Rabbits are easier to litter train than cats. Your sister is fricking lazy and doesn't know how to take care of a rabbit
I can't argue, you're 100% correct. Good to know at least.
I don't think kids should be allowed to have small pets in general. The only reason we ever had one or a hamster or rabbit was because we asked for one but nobody ever actually learned how to properly take care of one so they were probably miserable. That was a bit fricked
>litter train
Don't rabbits need to eat their droppings? Or is that only in nature and it's fine if you're feeding them proper food?
They'll probably still do that either way
Eating little can result in intestinal blockages though.
Funny.
I had a pet rabbit as a kid. It licked everything.
>New female npc character mod
Oh? Maybe no everyone are tran...
>Originally korean mod
Ahhh.....no wonder. Still it seem nice. Also seem like it have nothing woke to force throught your throat. https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/17254
Oh shit, I was hoping for a translation ever since her mod released. Definitely adding her to my next playthrough. And yeah, it's funny how we only get attractive girls from korean modders nowadays (Katrielle being the only recent exception I guess).
>TMXL Map Toolkit REQUIRED
Isn't that one of the mods what slow down loading time same as pytk?
It's an obsolete framework mod nobody uses for custom NPCs anymore. Personally I never heard anything about it slowing down games unlike pytk, but I'm not 100% sure.
Do you think any good anon can fix it here to have our own version? It seem like the poster can't do that.
Yeah you can marry her. No idea why only nine.
It's not too hard to convert TMXL stuff (buildings and festival location data, to be specific) to Content Patcher, I know because I did it for Constanze. I'd like to do it eventually since I want to use the mod too but I have no time at the moment.
Save a copy anyways. Who knows with being korean or whatever, the mod get deleted from Nexus. I did as well.
Don't worry about it. We can wait for when you have free time and take a look. And yes, as was said before, save a copy just in case.
Wait is she not a waifu? It only lists heart events up to 9
Nevermind I speedread and skipped over the marriage part. Why 9 though?
I don't know about TMX since it seemed to cause me problems before but I'll take the risk because she's cute
I love making fiddlehead risotto and gifting it Kent, I enjoy seeing him smile after all the shit he's been through.
really cause I wish he'd just let the PTSD win and off himself
I love Haley
No need to be a farm game, but any good vydea recommendation similar like SDV? I meant, crafting, collecting items and treasures and what not. Cute pixels if posible.
Factorio, Terraria, and Noita.
Recettear comes to mind. If you haven't played it, here's a friendly tip: Don't be afraid of getting a game over on your first playthrough. The beginning is overwhelming as hell but you need to tough it out and use that to learn how the game works before you get serious.
Recettear is a Ganker classic for a good reason after all. Also, I want to kiss Recette on both of her lips.
>here's a friendly tip:
Oh yeah, I noticed that happen frequently. Huh...
what's the deal with this one? why's it so challenging?
Well, for starters, the fairy sloot outright lies about a critical mechanic in the tutorial, you could even call it meta because she's arguably the villain putting Recette through this shit. Also dungeon diving might as well be a noob trap to get new players to waste an otherwise productive day.
Sun Haven, Necesse, and maybe Vintage Story if you're autistic.
Necesse was based mechanically, but I dislike the visuals/graphic design. It was basically top-down Terraria, but I strongly feel like Core Keeper does this job a lot better because it's a lot more aesthetically and atmospherically pleasing.
Sun Haven is pretty much Stardew Valley in the style of Gaia Online.
Can you even trigger 11 hearts events on non marriable characters?
They only go up to 10 hearts so no?
generals belong in /vg/
Your balls belong on my chin
wannabe jannies belong on the gallows
If this was a general then it'd be on /vg/ so get fricked
>mod that makes genderbent Shane a unique character
now to wait for the rest
What should I start requesting next? The only thing I still wanna get drawn is Jas and the farmer dancing at the flower dance festival but I don't have any other ideas.
Braless and barefoot Caroline flirting and making cheeky innendo with the farmer.
Can you be more specific?
Jas and the other rentry e-girls having a dollhouse playdate with the farmer accommodating them
I might try for this as well and use my own drawing as a reference since I made something similar.
Speaking of the brats, our girl just made a guest appearance.
She's playing with fire tho. No all anons out there are nice with e-girls. She prob can protect herself but is not like she's invincible
Jas in cowgirl wear highjacking the farmer's horse, with the farmer making a futile attempt to chase her
Personally I'd love more SFW, cute Jas + Morgan, or Jas + the farmer, but I'm aware both are a harder sell than a solo Jas request. You have good taste so ultimately I'd leave it up to you.
Well I haven't requested Morgan in awhile so I can try a duo again.
RELEASE THE NEW BUILD
RELEASE THE MOD
RELEASE THE WITCH
So are there anons just waiting for SVE to be released so they can try and fix it up themselves? I think I've seen the idea mentioned before but I'm confused on why they're waiting on an update
>try and fix it up themselves?
What do you mean?
The dev of SVE is apparently waiting for 1.6 to release. So the mod is going to be ready relatively soon after the new vanilla release.
If by "fix it" you mean re-write the characters, then I hardly doubt anyone would do much of an improvement.
>So are there anons just waiting for SVE to be released so they can try and fix it up themselves
Will literally never happen because SVE won't stop getting updates as long as it has a Patreon page. I don't recall Ridgeside having one but it ceasing updates is a million times more likely. Anyway, that anon is talking about the big SVE update scheduled after 1.6's release which will add Castle Village and Camilla, a runner-up for fan favorite.
>fix SVE
anon, it's not worth it
There's no point in fixing characters like Sophia and others cause they would require a total rewrite. You might as well just make complete new characters.
I can't remember specifically but I vaguely remember a few months ago some anons seemed interested in reworking the dialogue and fixing up some stuff with it. Maybe I was misremembering
Well a couple people have mentioned it in the thread, but I was mostly just shooting the shit and don't have any serious plans to do so.
You never know with anons. I wouldn't be surprised if a group made some gay secret discord and were working on it in secret. I would like to remove the joja route and expanded cc stuff and rework that into its own thing but I've already been sort of working on that myself.
If you're just talking about rewriting dialogue, you don't really need a whole discord for that. If the wiki has everything, Sophia has under 1000 words of dialogue. That's, like, a single afternoon's work.
What the frick is your obsession with Sophia that you feel the need to shit up every thread with it anon?
That's literally what the comment chain was about, anon. Try to keep up. The entire thing was started by talking about how Sophia's dialogue is all wish-fulfillment garbage and should be rewritten.
Or maybe you could just stop trash talking Sophia when there's nothing wrong with her.
No.
gay
No some anon was update begging then I asked if those anons who mentioned potentially fixing it to make it less pozzed and bloated before were serious about it and then you started replying with more sophiaposting because you didn't get enough (you)s trying earlier in the thread.
Do you not understand how conversations work? You replied to posts mentioning rewriting her and then get angry when people try and continue talking about it.
That was just you though
>Sophia's dialogue is all wish-fulfillment garbage
What
I get that it's cringe for a lot of reasons, but calling it "wish-fulfillment" doesn't make any sense
>download Xtardew for shits and giggles
>die of cringe from one scene
Good lord that hurt. I don't even know what I expected.
what scene
Jodi's first scene.
I dunno, I just saw it and imagined all the other scenes with everyone else being worse and worse.
Well I'm glad i was right.
I'm going back to making a shitload of beehives
It's not easy to make porn with the sprites. Tho remind me how JasAnon and MorganAnon did very well despite those limits. The problem with Xtardew is they tried to do scenes for all girls instead focus in a few.
Wait the Morgan mod has porn in it like the Jas one? I never actually married her yet to find out
Yes, her 12 and 14 Heart Events have lewds as well as one of her hidden NPC Adventures events.
>Hidden NPC Adventure events
Is there a guide on how to access them? The others are just natural progression? I don't need to activate something manually like Jas to see it?
You need to unlock the mod's special shop (you'll know when you see it), after that you'll unlock a lot of bonus events (some requiring the other e-girl mods) as well as the NPC Adventures ones, which are hidden on purpose require going to different places at different times. There's a particular one that can only be triggered in the span of a single hour, I'd love to know if any anon got it.
Yes, and better made than Xtardew. Then again this is not fap material, is more like a "topping" to enjoy the game. For inspiration or just to make Morgan more lovable.
The labor of love is admirable despite the language quality.
Was it the one in the abandoned wine cellar with the Undertale reference?
Are you guys actually playing with Xtradew installed? I thought you wanted comfy farming game stuff
Carol mod when
after beebz mod is done
excellent they're all coming together
all that is left is hat kid, although it would be weird considering she is a silent protag
Madotsuki proved it can work, although her events are purely experimental while Hat Kid would require an actual storyline for hers.
have you played her game? what makes you think she's a silent protag?
I desperately want a Carol mod not only for Carol herself but also to see her interacting with Beebz in-game.
>We'll just keep getting more and more e-girls worth adding
The work will never end for modder friends
We need it desperately so we can save Carol from the mentally ill freaks.
which of these games actually have decently written characters? I've played base Stardew but never harvest moon or rune factory or any other farming sim
what i really want is a farming sim with a village of characters i can actually come to give a shit about and share in their lives
reccs?
Sunhat Jas before thread dies
Oh I didn't noticed the thread was about to die