I can fix her

I can fix her

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can grow her hymen back?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vampires regenerate right? If anything the problem is keeping it gone long enough to have a good time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOLAG BALLED

      With this Explosive Crossbow Bolt?

      Is there a spell that can turn a hallway sized gaping hole back into a pristine glop socket? Asking for a fiend.

      You can't fix the gaping hole Molag bal left there.

      be nice

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    get pinched kiddo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no one has made this into a real mod

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you could make it in VR

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          sir, that's a cat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick you kiddo get stretched

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off corpse fricker
    No one wants your 1000 year old used goods
    Ganker is a certified Lydia board

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lydia is a walking talking affirmation machine who exists solely to tell you you're amazing and without any fault

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like a perfect wife

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro she's literally sworn to carry your burdens

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, she is perfect

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOLAG BALLED

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    With this Explosive Crossbow Bolt?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It still upsets me that a DLC called Dawnguard, where your plot hook is that you join the faction of vampire hunters called Dawnguard, forces you AND said vampire hunters to befriend a vampire for no real fricking reason whatsoever instead of staking the b***h through the heart at the first possible opportunity.
    What kind of a gigamoron vampire hunter sees a situation where a bunch of vampires are trying to free this other vampire, who is just casually carrying an elder scroll, and conclude "Oh yeah, you should hand-deliver her to the person who sent the vampires to retrieve her in the first place"
    Bethesda writing pisses me off to no fricking end. You can't even kill her after finishing the DLC.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you can literally save her from vampirism you incel cuck.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        After killing and victimizing how many innocent people, I wonder?
        Undoing her vampirism doesn't undo her crimes against all that is decent. She isn't exactly remorseful about being a vampire. She even admits that she never even thought about reversing her vampirism.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She never hurts anyone ever and only likes the power that comes with it, not the evil shit. She only becomes an unrepentant vampire if you are also a vampire.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She never hurts anyone ever
            You're telling me that she never drank blood after becoming a vampire?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people saying Dawnguard was good DLC never played through as the vampire hunters and saw how fricking stupid they were and how lacking their content was compared to joining the vampires.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only people saying that about dlc or any the games are the same that have the fricking audacity to tell you they had 0 bugs in their games. Fanatics and liars. The game are fun, that doesn't mean they are good. Writing is just one of the many things Bethesda sucks at.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a spell that can turn a hallway sized gaping hole back into a pristine glop socket? Asking for a fiend.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there no mods on Xbox to have sex?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you are a console cuck, duh

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She had big daedric dick

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit didn't know young scrolls had a new video out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is this guy still mixing random soundclips when we have ai now?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        soul vs. soulless

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't fix the gaping hole Molag bal left there.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Todd won't let you

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if you could fix her, she'll never forget that Molag Dick n' Bals

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her, with mods

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I want to play Skyrim again.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    with mods.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hee hee

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered bloodsucker ass?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cannot fix her hymen getting penetrated by the Daedra of Rape

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to strive a stake into her head and then behead her.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please seek help

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please become the new leader of the dawnguard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to drive my stake into her pussy and impregnate her

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting here Isran

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate you enthusiasm but you gotta go for the heart with the stake

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://youtube.com/shorts/UshDoNk0TL0?si=CSL0rfm-h2qOHISb
    I can… “fix” her.

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