I CANNOT believe there was no horse customization.

I CANNOT believe there was no horse customization.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and no horse sex

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point of the horse at all other than to artificially make the world larger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      horse combat
      horse platforming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought some of the bigger enemy fights with Torrent were fun, but none were explicitly made for it. I was really surprised that there wasn't even a Torrent only boss so we could use the mechanics in a well designed fight. oh well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fire giant was 100% designed for torrent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He made the dragon fights and fights against the Night Cavalry too easy
        I’ve seen people claim they’re easier on foot but I don’t see how that is possible, once you get accustomed to their speed their limited movesets do not have enough variety and their AI is too dim to handle Torrent’s speed/maneuverability. Even the Draconic Knight guarding Leyndell couldn’t handle him, strangest case of everyone claiming a boss was so difficult in all of Souls because he couldn’t touch me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I was using an ultra greatsword and hit and run tactics were way too strong on Torrent.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you have limited moves and no iframes on torrent, its much easier to find openings on foot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Horse combat
      >Horse combat is shi-
      Horse combat is inherently boring, I have no idea how you can have it be fun.

      Aside from that, it's very weapon dependent. So many weapons have bad attacks on horseback, and incidentally these are weapons that would realisitcally be dogshit on horse combat.

      You'll want to use a twinblade, a curved sword, a straight sword, a mace or a flail. No 2 hand shit.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only raisins have horse lore

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah there was. I had the knight's cavalry horse. here's a screen shot of my character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you find him under the truck by the SS Anne?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll keep my secrets. it's obvious nobody found out yet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never bring that up to me ever again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no that's an actual real screen shot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That happened to me once during combat. I had about 5 seconds where I got really excited when I thought I had discovered a secret, I was sure I'd be able to hit a button and jump on that horses back. Cut to 10 seconds later, and I just sliced it to death and kept going.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dude I raped the shit out of the knight right off his horse, and he fell a billion feet. the game didn't know what to do so that horses just walked up and down the bridge

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I took some screenshots of my character beside that horse too when it happened lol. It was pretty cool, it only happened once.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that screen shot was on the small bridge to lennes rise south east of the bestial sanctum

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you guys didn't unlock the horse customization?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was the purpose of Elden Rings open world? Literally no one can answer this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      exploration

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      adventure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The presence of an open world gave the illusion the game was not just about dying to big bosses and walking/running to the big bosses. Normies like time wasting gameplay.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not being able to customize the horse into best pony Rarity
    Wasted potential tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This poster is Latza, confirmed.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, I don't think Torrent was technically a "horse" as we know them in our everyday world. This is a fantasy setting, and Torrent has features that are not common on regular equines. If you're gonna post, at least get your facts straight, ok?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's obvious no horse can double jump you fat ass

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let it go. It isn't even interesting enough to meme about.

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