I can't believe Sakurai killed kirby

I can't believe Sakurai killed kirby

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of fork is that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      japanese fork

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >fork, japan

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's kirby

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pastry fork. Yes, there's a kind of fork not just for dessert but specifically pastry

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why is three prongs better for pastries compared to normal four prongs for general deserts?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Pastries are stiff and have have hard crusts so focusing the piercing force on fewer prongs helps punch in and lift the pastry which can just hang off the prongs, while desserts are softer and easier to slice through with the outside edge but need to be lifted from below and might leak if there's space between the prongs.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i admire your confidence

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What's with Japanese and loving the English aristocracy? See it anime all the time, rich people in anime have an English style manor and English maids and they drink expensive tea and biscuits on triple decked serving trays and eat cakes with uselessly expensive hyper specialized silverware

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just the basic association with 'Olde English' and their fancy luxuries? It's moronic but its been a thing for a long time and Japan isn't the only one to get in on it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Japs are westaboos

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          because it's foreign fancy which is inherently fancier than regular fancy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >westerners find Japanese and Asian culture interesting and exotic
          >Japanese find western culture exotic
          inb4
          >but English culture isn't western culture
          seethe all you want, but the Victorian era is called that for a reason

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            nta but personally i think it's cute how japanese dig old european vibes and themes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Because they're based.

          nta but personally i think it's cute how japanese dig old european vibes and themes

          It is and I wish actual europeans gave half as much of a shit about themselves.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >English aristocracy
          Japan has an infatuation with France.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          most japanese unironically have a self hating syndrome and like weeaboos see other cultures by feeling that they don't have one as developed when that isn't the case but us propaganda makes them think otherwise, obviously there a lot of people who respect their own culture but it's sadly weirder by globalization.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            that's a lot of words to say nothing. have you ever heard the saying "the grass is always greener"? japanese people aren't immune to this, like literally every other human on the planet

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Japan's first "friend" after Westernizing was the British, pretty sure to the point they sent their elites to learn at British schools iirc
          And plus, they shared a lot of historical traits of having an influential aristocracy, so they probably gelled with them more than, say, the French or Americans
          So its only natural that British Victorian culture rubbed off of them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bring back two tine forks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yesterday i ate a slice of cheese cake with this two pronged fork and it felt wrong.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that fork has three prongs, blind-kun

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't using "this" to refer to the fork in the photo, reading comprehension.
          I was using this like "this weird thing i saw"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going to "rape" you, moron-kun

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              u stoopid

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                *rapes you until your butthole turns inside out*

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                uwu

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                *ejaculates inside of you, giving you AIDS*

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Eating his own son. What a demon.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is he cumming while killing kirby

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby deserves it

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so like is kirby some eldritch being

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >But Kirby can't solo your favorite unive-ACK!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This just means that Sakurai is even more powerful than Kirby. Sakurai can solo all universes.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do gamers worship the industry businessmen that rob them like celebrities? You don't see fans of film or music posting "quirky producer and ambassador tweets"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker and Ganker post about musicians, producers, actors, and directors all the time though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >people don't worship the ground jordan peele and tarantino walk on
      what universe did you come from?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >willingly exchange currency for product
      >"rob"
      Commies are adorbs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't see fans of film or music posting "quirky producer and ambassador tweets"

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Haaaaaaaaaa!
    >Oh! Oh! Oh!
    wut

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was wondering that as well. Why does it translate it that way?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he's confirmed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >my heckin scwimbly gwimbly cereal mascot
      gametoddlers never learn

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        IF I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN ON ME RIGHT NOW-

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    His avatar always reminds me of the Kroger gas station logo

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HAPPY FORK
    FOMBO COMBO
    THAT AIN'T WADDLE DEE

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Saturn Devouring His Son

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kirby is so cute bros

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't forgiven Kirby's 20th anniversary overshadowing Metroid's 25th anniversary. Frick you Kirby, I'm holding a grudge and I am not apologizing for it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hey he's doing Gwimbly's iconic catchphrase, he can't just do that.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >force yourself to eat shitty gimmick food to look quirky on social media.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby's Dream Course sequel fricking when Sakurai?!

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