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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Context?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big monster found its way to all human colonies. They found 2 ways to combat this problem before it becomes apocalyptic.
        1. Revive its natural predator Jurassic Park style, and let nature take its course
        2. Unleash an experimental virus that targets that monster and hope that it doesn't mutate or jump to other species
        All companions in Starfield get mad if you choose option 1.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Release COVID

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jfc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You just have to choose the vaccine over the horse dewormer, anon. Trust the science.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that would have been a better fit for mass effect

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only two "choices"
          typical Bethesda writing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've never played Starfield but to be fair reviving a billion giant mongoose to kill the billion man-eating giant snakes or whatever seems equally stupid

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but in the game this method was already tested before and it worked flawlessly. So it has more scientific backing than the virus. Which makes the companions' negative reactions extra moronic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but in the game this method was already tested before and it worked flawlessly. So it has more scientific backing than the virus. Which makes the companions' negative reactions extra moronic.

            Those animals are also entirely loyal and docile to humans, can perform labor as work animals and even act as an emergency food source. The microbe shit that "probably" won't mutate is dumb as frick.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, but in the game this method was already tested before and it worked flawlessly. So it has more scientific backing than the virus. Which makes the companions' negative reactions extra moronic.

              so its basically
              >coyotes are eating our chicken
              >do we get super hunting dogs
              >or release rabies
              very cool

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well the coyotes in this case are eating (You) too but yeah.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, hear me out
                What if we put rabies in our super hunting dogs, then release them into the wild?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Probably would give you huge approval because not only are you trusting the science behind the virus but you're also eventually gonna rebirth a species that will then inherently have said science built into it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By "chicken" you mean "destroying entire cities"? Do you get kicks out of pretending to be medically moronic?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >futuristic space age civilization
                >gets wrecked by weird insect things the size of a motorcycle
                African Black folk with WW2-era weapons mounted on a Hilux manage to poach Rhinos and just frick with wildlife in general no problem. How come these space fricks with their laser rifles, rail guns, armored exploration vehicles, and low orbit weapons platforms can't deal?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How come these space fricks with their laser rifles, rail guns, armored exploration vehicles, and low orbit weapons platforms can't deal?
                Because bethesda writers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Terramorphs only appear on human settled worlds and usually in high population zones because they are heatleeches so all that orbital shit would just be fricking your habitable planets and people into oblivion

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Put a bounty on the things and watch thousands of space rednecks grab their rail-shotguns, jump on their space four-wheelers and solve the problem for you.
                I just find it very hard to believe that a generic insect melee monster is a legitimate threat to an organized and armed future space city. Humans were fantastic at eradicating dangerous predators back when our only ranged options were slinging stones. Unless these things have unlocked the mysteries of gunpowder, I'm just not buying it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they should have ripped off prey (2017)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They also have mind control powers and some can turn invisible

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie just shoot them from really far away. Being able to move at the speed of car and kill things from a great distance are really, absurdly powerful weapons.
                >some can turn invisible
                Use your futuristic infrared goggles, space sonar, or any motion tracking apparatus. Or dust the hunting grounds with a fine coat of flour before you roll out. Turning invisible is a shit-tier power.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kinda hard to “shoot them from really far away” when they actively show up in your major population areas full of people to get mind controlled

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                those space fricks with their laser rifles, rail guns, armored exploration vehicles, and low orbit weapons platforms can't even deal with ashta
                ashta are basically just wolves that spit, there's no reason an entire settlement on planet bank robbery and homosexual space cowboys are scared of them and constantly on the lookout, or that a giant one is just an urban legend no one has ever confirmed until you walk into one within throwing distance of the walls
                starfield doesn't make sense even by bethesdas low standards, all you can do is ignore it or make fun of it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, Ashta are a problem for the Freestar Collective. They build their homes out of sticks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They also had giant mechs, which are so powerful, they are banned, yet apparently were useless against ashta.
                Bethesda's writing is actually worse than fanfic tier.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And not only is said natural predator not aggressive to humans, they kill scary monster at all stages of its life.
          The writers just consider the actual science to be wrong and get mad when you don't trust theirs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This issue extends to the entire game. You're forced into this group that all basically have the same beliefs. You have to have them as companions, you have to do what they think is right, you have to feel bad if one of them dies, you can only romance people in this group. I can't have a character act in my choosing and then be forced to have him grieve over this random prostitute when she dies like in

          https://i.imgur.com/VkPXCQ9.jpg

          I can't believe this scene killed an entire brand.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You have to have them as companions, you have to do what they think is right, you have to feel bad if one of them dies, you can only romance people in this group.
            And for all that there's a gimmick start where they're all dead. So just start right over if you get that RNG. What the frick.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            man I fricking hate how Lin and Heller become literal nonentities after the opening, they're both better than all of the constellationkeks

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lin's kinda cringe though

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >can't romance Lin
              I am still fricking mad

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They just chilled at my outpost, maintaining shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You have to have them as companions
            No you're not, I didn't even start the main quest until 100+ hours. It absolutely does ruin the game but let's not pretend it's mandatory.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Context?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I want these places as barren as my womb

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Trust the science

            Is that a shop?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I fricking wish it was

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it could take decades
            It would take at least a decade to test the microbe probably 2.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you telling me this nightmarish thing is prey

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ....to this giraffe thing?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know about that other anon but this one is cute. I'll gladly have it as a pet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                would you pet she?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >highly advanced spacefaring civilization has problems with big melee bugs
            Just fricking shoot them, lmao. Fricking third world humans living in shitholes populated by predators don't have these issues. Just fricking shoot them with your guns until they learn to stay away. And if they're too dumb to learn, track them to their nests and burn that shit to the ground. Why do you need some overwrought microbe plan for this? Fricking shoot the fricker.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Just fricking shoot them, lmao
              >noooo they are like super fast and telepathic and suuuperr scaryy!! never mind we have literal handheld railgun technology or ships that could float in the atmosphere and blow them up with 300mm canons!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ....to this giraffe thing?

            Yeah. They're also completely domesticated. Zero threat to humans. Imagine a pet cow that protects you from coked up grizzly bears.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              are you telling me this nightmarish thing is prey

              ....to this giraffe thing?

              They’re supposed to kill the larval stage but it doesn’t make a lot of sense when you think about it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ....to this giraffe thing?

            These alien animals look like dogshit.
            Fire whatever homosexual director or marketer thought this looked good- because I know sure as shit it wasn't the art team responcible. How the shit is the Aceles supposed to kill and eat a Terramorph with fricking HOOOOOOOVES??????

            The Terramorph also looks fricking dumb. The idea a large grizzly-bear sized animal was introduced to colonial space and is just shitting and gibbing everybody and it's just "so fricking dangerous omgz hackerzmaxors" is dumb and gay. If they actually wanted to do a hard sci-fi "introduced species" plot it would have been some kind of creature that literally eats anything, reproduces constantly, and is maybe about as big as a large rat or a small dog.

            Literally just copy Aphids:
            -Female gives live birth to females that are born pregnant in order to proliferate as quickly as possible in times of plenty. Literally has 4 wombs to facilitate this process.
            -When available food becomes scarce females lay fertilized eggs that are mostly male. The males are raised carefully and once matured: fricked relentlessly until they die.
            -Pregnant mothers then lay another clutch of eggs that will be wing-bearing females (and a couple extra males) that will fly off to colonize other places.
            -Zero defense mechanism. Can lactate an extremely sweet and delicious liquid to placate and endear organisms to it, but that's it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they're painfully uninspired. Looks like a legally distinct "not the giger xenomorph honest" from some derivative sci-fi shooter from 2003.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ....to this giraffe thing?

            they eat their larvae

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Revive its natural predator Jurassic Park style, and let nature take its course
          Dumb as frick and won't even solve the problem. Predators don't even hunt their prey to extinction moron and you're introducing potentially huge consequences to every ecosystem that you introduce them to.
          >Unleash an experimental virus that targets that monster and hope that it doesn't mutate or jump to other species
          A disease jumping from a species on earth is extremely rare. Basically the only time it happens is for predator/prey. Even for humans basically the only MAMALS that it happens for are livestock that we live around constantly and whose shit/piss farmers are exposed to in extremely high concentrations.

          The virus is objectively the correct choice here and you only don't like it because the word virus is scary and you're a moron.
          The existence of the choice at all in the first place is even more fricking moronic though because in real life you'd just shoot them or bomb them and then they'd die because they're the size of a car.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It has been nearly 5 years and you're still trapped in 2019

              >Predators don't even hunt their prey to extinction
              Except they can and they do if the population of predators isn't native or from certain circumstances have overpopulation and get reintroduced to a normal population of prey.

              1. They're the natural predators of the prey moron. The ecosystem will already be balanced
              2. By the sound of things they aren't saturating each ecosystem with the predators given that the solution is supposedly going to take decades. If it is going to take decades, what do you think the predators will be doing during that time? Fricking photosynthesising? No they'll be fricking up whatever ecosystem they've been injected into or starving. It's a moronic plan that introduces massive risk and doesn't even solve the problem

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have a total misunderstanding of the situation. The predator species is extinct. That's what fricked up MUH ECOSYSTEM in the first place and allowed the "prey" species to turn into human-murdering psycholizards.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't try and reason with morons.
                He clearly doesn't understand what anyone is trying to explain to him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Emil go to bed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Predators don't even hunt their prey to extinction
            Except they can and they do if the population of predators isn't native or from certain circumstances have overpopulation and get reintroduced to a normal population of prey.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sam and Andreja support the predator choice if they are present when you make it
          >only get mad after the quest line is done

          EEEEMMMMMMIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol I never even found this questline

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Context?

      Big monster found its way to all human colonies. They found 2 ways to combat this problem before it becomes apocalyptic.
      1. Revive its natural predator Jurassic Park style, and let nature take its course
      2. Unleash an experimental virus that targets that monster and hope that it doesn't mutate or jump to other species
      All companions in Starfield get mad if you choose option 1.

      jfc

      You just have to choose the vaccine over the horse dewormer, anon. Trust the science.

      And not only is said natural predator not aggressive to humans, they kill scary monster at all stages of its life.
      The writers just consider the actual science to be wrong and get mad when you don't trust theirs

      Sarah and Barret prefer the microbe solution, and will dislike the aceles option because they say that it might take decades for the effect to happen, and they don't want to wait that long with the Terrormorphs running wild. Andreja and Sam prefer the aceles option, because they are scared of the microbe either not working or spreading to other stuff.

      Starfield is a fricking garbage ass game, but it's completely untrue that "all companions in Starfield get mad if you choose option 1."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Andreja and Sam prefer the aceles option, because they are scared of the microbe either not working or spreading to other stuff.
        Bro, Andreja reacts negatively and lectures you over the dinosaurs too. What are you even talking about?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
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          Sarah and Barret prefer the microbe solution, and will dislike the aceles option because they say that it might take decades for the effect to happen, and they don't want to wait that long with the Terrormorphs running wild. Andreja and Sam prefer the aceles option, because they are scared of the microbe either not working or spreading to other stuff.

          Starfield is a fricking garbage ass game, but it's completely untrue that "all companions in Starfield get mad if you choose option 1."

          Okay, someone in this thread is lying through their teeth. And we need to find out who.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >And we need to find out who.
            It's the guy claiming that they all prefer the same thing. You can find several articles that goes against his narrative and supports what I wrote here

            [...]
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            Sarah and Barret prefer the microbe solution, and will dislike the aceles option because they say that it might take decades for the effect to happen, and they don't want to wait that long with the Terrormorphs running wild. Andreja and Sam prefer the aceles option, because they are scared of the microbe either not working or spreading to other stuff.

            Starfield is a fricking garbage ass game, but it's completely untrue that "all companions in Starfield get mad if you choose option 1."

            https://www.escapistmagazine.com/should-choose-aceles-microbes-starfield/
            >If you choose Microbes, some of your companions, like Sarah and Barrett, will “like” your decision although I’m still not exactly sure why.
            >On the other hand, if you go the route of the Aceles, they’ll “dislike” your call because actually letting nature take its course might take decades. It’s worth mentioning that both Sam and Andreja prefer this choice

            https://www.eurogamer.net/starfield-pick-microbe-or-aceles-achilles-consequences-9352
            >This means you can get some easy 'likes' to boost your affinity with Sarah, and Barrett in particular, as long as you pick the microbe option.
            >Andreja and Sam seem to favour the aceles option, but this can vary depending on how high their affinity is with you.

            I don't know what kind of pathetic moron that other guy is, because there's 1000 things about Starfield that you can complain about, so it doesn't even make sense to start making up shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Trust the game journos over releasing the shitposters into the wild to sort it out

              No, I will not.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I actually played the game and it's even more moronic. When you pick the option, there is a popup that Andreja DISLIKES microbe option, but when you actually talk to her, she states that she LIKES that option. That's why tards here can't even agree on this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's funny to me that this could be easily solved by playing the game and checking but no one wants to touch the thing with a ten-foot pole

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't feel like reinstalling it any time soon, not until CK has been out for a good while anyway

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm the guy who made this post

              >And we need to find out who.
              It's the guy claiming that they all prefer the same thing. You can find several articles that goes against his narrative and supports what I wrote here [...]

              https://www.escapistmagazine.com/should-choose-aceles-microbes-starfield/
              >If you choose Microbes, some of your companions, like Sarah and Barrett, will “like” your decision although I’m still not exactly sure why.
              >On the other hand, if you go the route of the Aceles, they’ll “dislike” your call because actually letting nature take its course might take decades. It’s worth mentioning that both Sam and Andreja prefer this choice

              https://www.eurogamer.net/starfield-pick-microbe-or-aceles-achilles-consequences-9352
              >This means you can get some easy 'likes' to boost your affinity with Sarah, and Barrett in particular, as long as you pick the microbe option.
              >Andreja and Sam seem to favour the aceles option, but this can vary depending on how high their affinity is with you.

              I don't know what kind of pathetic moron that other guy is, because there's 1000 things about Starfield that you can complain about, so it doesn't even make sense to start making up shit.

              and on my first playthrough, Sarah disliked the aceles option for me. On my second rushed story playthrough, Andreja disliked the microbe option. Pic related.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Andreja likes the choice when you make it and after the quest line is complete she’ll sorta investigate why you made the choice. She’s a curious little shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Does she still lack co-pilot voice lines?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No? I’ve heard her get all excited when I pop enemy system with my big beams

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Finally I can play again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bro, Andreja reacts negatively and lectures you over the dinosaurs too. What are you even talking about?
          What are YOU talking about? There's a difference between someone going "uhh, I don't know.. maybe..." because she's written to be indecisive, versus you literally getting the official "Andreja disliked that" message.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"uhh, I don't know.. maybe..."

            [...]

            Damn, that's a really balanced companion endorsement between the options...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With each passing day, Andreja keeps getting more and more based. A shame he's a filthy space muslim. Ah well, nobody's perfect.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Andreja and Sam prefer the aceles option, because they are scared of the microbe either not working or spreading to other stuff.
        Bro, Andreja reacts negatively and lectures you over the dinosaurs too. What are you even talking about?

        [...]
        Okay, someone in this thread is lying through their teeth. And we need to find out who.

        Haven't played beyond the prologue but I did some Googling and most articles imply that companions like the microbe option but dislike the Aceles option. There are plenty of posts online talking about how moronic it is:

        https://steamcommunity.com/app/1716740/discussions/0/5904837854431868215/?ctp=2
        "you'd think at least some companions would be "mmmm.. love me some Aceles fajitas... " or something?"

        https://game8.co/games/Starfield/archives/425281
        Deploying the Aceles is the safest route - Morally good companions will dislike this choice.
        They need to be wiped out quickly with the microbe - Morally good companions will like this choice.

        https://www.dualshockers.com/starfield-aceles-or-microbe-choice-guide/
        Also, most of your companions will not be happy with deploying Aceles while emphasizing their fears of a potential Terrormorph attack.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >terrormorphs
      how lame

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda has always been illusion of choice when it comes to this shit

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sarah, sarah its me, its me, goku

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fallout 76’s awful launched
    >Starfield’s writing suck ass and gameplay is also boring
    If the next Elder Scroll doesn’t deliver, Bethesda might unironically lose crash and burn because there’s no way in hell can they recover from that.
    Third time the charm I hope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he forgot Fallout 4
      Anon, Starfield WAS the third timed charmed one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout 4 is good tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not in the writing department by leagues, it was a dumbed down, streamlined RPG and had middling gun play at best. If you wanted rust/minecraft/Ark but fallout paint job then sure, it was good, but for any metric the average person would buy a Bethesda or a fallout game for then no, it was quite bad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but for any metric the average person would buy a Bethesda or a fallout game for then no, it was quite bad
            more people are still playing than the rest of the franchise combined on steam alone
            that includes fallout 76
            just how delusional are you?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I might have phrased that poorly, but I'm also not talking about sales or player count. My point being, it's a dumbed down version of previous Bethesda games with decent gunplay... for a Bethesda game that is. Otherwise, it does not even reach mediocre if you compared it to contemporary FPS's or melee titles. My contention was with the phrase "but Fallout 4 was good". It is an okay fallout themed rust/ark/the forest/minecraft - alike but in all the categories you'd be expecting to score it just by virtue of what it is, a mainline entry in the RPG series called Fallout made by Bethesda Game Studios, it is quite bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If the next Elder Scroll doesn’t deliver, Bethesda might unironically lose crash and burn
      Damn, well at least they've got until 2030 at the soonest before that happens

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >TES 6?
        >Who said TES6?
        >Look best I can do is Fallout 5
        heh

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to say this... but I think it has to be said. I think I enjoyed Mass Effect Andromeda more than Starfield. Please don't hate me. I'll leave the thread now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for all it's faults, MEA doesn't expect you to walk for kilometers across barren landscapes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You act like the astronauts were bored

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't be bored if I could do donuts on the fricking moon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But the astronauts weren't bored up there with all the literal nothing on the moon, so why are you bored with Planets in Starfield when they provide even more than was on the moon like raider bases to loot and shoot? The truth is gamers are now so entitled to feeling "entertained" by their games that even exploring and entire other planet can't keep their attention anymore.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >expecting your expensive entertainment product to be entertaining is being entitled
              The absolute state of corporate bootlicks

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >But the astronauts weren't bored up there with all the literal nothing on the moon
              Because the astronauts were literally making history and walking on the fricking moon, on a place that literally has no atmosphere and would kill them instantly if they for some reason took off their helmets or their suits malfunctioned.
              Starfield is a VIDEO GAME. A videogame where you do nothing but walk around empty landscapes and find the same copy-pasted outposts with the same copy-pasted variants of "spaceman with gun" for you to pew pew at. It's mindnumbingly boring.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can't remember what movie I was watching but I really enjoyed a scene where these dudes were driving those across the moons surface as they were shooting at each other. I was hoping to get something like that in Starfield... but there was nothing like that in Starfield.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ad Astra

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Andromeda is a better game than Starfield.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree I also did.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey, snap out of it!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >medicine check
    doesn't attempt any medical interventions like even basic resus

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of these are genuinely awful, especially the "persuasion" dialogue, but I don't get what's wrong with the Diana/spite and beer dialogues, I'm prolly missing a lot of context

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SARAH, IT'S ME, CITIZEN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AY c**t GOT ANY PETROL?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Abboposting was the best shit Starfield gave anyone.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR VITALS YOU BLOODY b***h BASTERAD GET THOSE BOBS MOVING SAR

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    laugh at them

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a lot of fractions for something that has been quantified as mostly negative

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost every single name on there is a literal who. Some nobody they paid to give the game a 10. Yeah there a few notable sources but you could count them on one hand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rating, awards, critics, and video game news site are all subject to AAA money.
      This is nothing new and it's been this way for a long time now.
      And it works quite well most of the time. Use your brain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A couple of those are false advertising if you fact check

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >techmundo
      >ign brasil
      >ign japan
      >ign espana
      >areajugones
      >ppe.pl
      >generacionxbox
      >somosxbox
      >alfabetajuega
      really scraping the bottom of the barrel to find those 10/10 scores. i like that they used ign three times, but not the 7/10 score that the the american ign gave them.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blood everywhere
    >Your vitals are.... no no no no nooo
    Fricking kek literal ESL

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was telling a greedy merchant that you are imagining him wearing a tiny little hat

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Less binary choices in RPGs please.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of the companions are good but is Sarah Morgan the worst one?
    She kept screeching at me for doing anything remotely fun in the game.

    Example when pick pocket someone she kept yelling at me while the Black guy didn't mind as much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So she's the Lawful Stupid one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like that she says she won't judge your actions when you first meet her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she adopts a child in her sidequest and then immediately abandon's her to follow you to the unity if she lives that long. the way the game portrays her makes her an actual piece of shit person.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And she knows it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emil wrote the main quest for Skyrim. Everyone hated Delphine so fricking much they'd gladly side with a dragon just barely keeping his murderous impulses in check just to spite her. So he made her a companion this time with a British accent (annoying) even more preachy (annoying), demanding (annoying), and writes the story like we're supposed to care about her despite being given no tangible reasons to (annoying).
      Emil doesn't "not listen to the fans". He hears them, gets pissed off and doubles down on all the things they hated because he hates them and their "whining". He's said before he sees the people who play RPGs as moronic children who don't care about your story and just want to rip it apart. So why would he do anything but spite those people?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Emil doesn't "not listen to the fans". He hears them, gets pissed off and doubles down on all the things they hated
        oh boy I can't wait to see what he has up his sleeve for tes6

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Emil doesn't "not listen to the fans". He hears them, gets pissed off and doubles down on all the things they hated because he hates them and their "whining".
        I mean hey, at least they didn't make the protagonist voiced this time.

        Barely.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >British accent (annoying
        Good morning sirs, pleasings do not redeem the toilets

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          poos aren't the only ones that find you annoying, nige

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then why did he kill her off?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To remove any chance of you having the satisfaction of doing it yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he the worst writer of all time?
    Even Hanburger Helper can write better quests and characters.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zombie panic is more fun than starfield

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Many games are more fun than starfield

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why, but in Starfield I just want to kick every character in the face, even the player character. It's like a primal urge to bully them. Skyrim or Fallout npcs never bothered me as much. I guess it's the writing.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. [Medicine] Your vitals are...No...OH NO NO NO SARAHgayS WE GOT TOO wienerY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[Medicine[
      >oh nononononono

      kek wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got me anon

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Game made for boomers.
    > Millennizooms lose their mind on Youtube.
    > Still sells gangbusters.

    Many hearty keks were had.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Still sells gangbusters.
      Because "gamers" are moronic cattle. The fact that they love Oblivion despite it being one of Todd's biggest lies and severe cancer that introduced DLC into gaming should tell you all you need to know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still sells gangbusters

      Starfield is on Game Pass. That's going to be 90% of people playing, not buying. Make sure you don't confuse copies shipped, copies sold, and copies played.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody actually played this shit game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing it, slowly, interrupted by intermittent crashes.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >[Medicine[
    >oh nononononono

    kek wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MURSHIDABAD MEDICAL COLLEGE AND HOSPITAL

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally tried so hard to give this game a chance, I even wrote down a list of shit I was planning to mod, but after 100hrs of trudging through mediocre (at best) shit and knowing there was 6months until the creation kit... all I can say is frick Bethesda. It boggles my mind they decided to waste years making a complete non-game with zero worthwhile story to tell. At least I don't have to give a shit about waiting for the next Elder Scrolls game so that's a plus. These useless Black folk are dead to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I even wrote down a list of shit I was planning to mod
      just curious, but would you mind sharing a short version of it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have it anymore but the majority of it was things like economy fix, proper reputation systems and scaling rewards to make the game more of a sandbox since they completely fricked that up.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a fricking medicine check to check their pulse and then say "OH NONONONONONO"
    why?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SARAH ARE YOU OKAY
    ARE YOU OKAY
    ARE YOU OKAY, SARAH?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a diana porn

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >technology allows people to survive in the harshest aliens conditions
    >nobody bothered building such habitats on Earth
    sasuga bethesda

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every character in this game is so fricking lifeless, so mediocre. That's worse than being shit, it's to be as close as a living being can be to nothing. Wallpaper dressing. Imagine being a rung below Preston Garvey.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that Larian brought forward the release of Baldur Gate 3 so as not to release it at the same time as Starfield.

    lmao, if they had known...

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boot up Starfield after a few months
    >add Sarah to my party
    >kill everyone in the city
    >tell Sarah's asiaticface to frick off

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I put 135.5 hours into this game

    I enjoyed it (Though it is very flawed and I can see why it got so much backlash)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I enjoyed it

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