>I can't wait to play the remake of my favorite game

>I can't wait to play the remake of my favorite game

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more lewd
    But that's wrong.
    You have to put her into a burqua for it to be accurate.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dead, gay site full of buckbroken incels

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm gonna be real with you, this metaphor doesn't work for me because i consider the mona lisa to be ugly to look at. atleast the one on the right is interesting to look at.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the mona lisa is just whatever but the right is fricking moronic. I hate tattoos and if you need tattoos to look "interesting" as a substitute for an actual personality, you are not interesting.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it just gives me something to read, whereas my eyes glaze over the ugly true lisa and that's that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            based that's literally me
            i spent more time reading this than i did looking at mona lisa

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              please get a new fan there's no way its still giving you any cool air

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fan doesn't cool the air. It only moves it around.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back them Mona Lisa was a 10/10

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should be reversed, moron.
    The ESG bootlickers will never allow the picture on the right in today's games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh esg

      [...]

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit thread

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out it can be good if done by gays who actually know what they're doing without pandering to modern cattle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally not a single person ever played a System Shock game, you included.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i downloaded a 300MB zip of system shock 2 in 2008, noped out at the first enemy and went to play Deus Ex instead

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mona Lisa was ugly as frick, she looks like your typical goblina meme

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You had one job anon

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    REmake 4 is better than the original.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fr fr

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >REmake 4 is better than the original.
      If anyone disagrees with this then he's a boring boomer homosexual that thinks that new bad old good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >REmake 4 is better than the original.
      If anyone disagrees with this then he's a boring boomer homosexual that thinks that new bad old good

      New gameplay has some good additions but also some bad shit while the art direction is just a downgrade.
      Should have been a new game instead of a REtread.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      -controls are significantly less tight and responsive due to prioritizing realism over gameplay. Even RE8 third person had better controls because they kept the same first-person movement logic.
      -stuns now based on weapon damage, even with a regular pistol you have to wait for the crosshair to close if you which is somehow even slower than RE2 or RE3 remakes despite RE4 being far more action packed than either of them
      -silver ghost and punisher are basically impossible to use on pro due to stagger system when silver ghost especially was one of the best weapons to use on pro
      -knife has durability
      -crosshair spread mechanic effectively makes the TMP RNG-based.
      -can't shoot through doors
      -villains don't call you on the radio anymore. Salazar and Saddler are significantly worse
      -cut content in the castle like the dragon head room and the combat sequence in the dining room.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >controls are significantly less tight and responsive due to prioritizing realism over gameplay

        lol
        LMAO even

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >0:29
          Rare RE4R I-frame

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          AMIGOS, THE AMERICAN IS COMING, QUICK, LIGUEN LA MAQUINA DE FOG!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aislop

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any remake hoping to recapture the glory of an old beloved classic is doomed to be just a footnote in history.

    There's a reason why the most classic remakes like Scarface, The Thing, The Fly etc have very little in common with their originals, which are mostly forgotten for a reason.You cant remake masterpieces. Its like capturing lighting in a bottle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Thing
      It's not really a remake. It just uses that part of The Thing from Another World's title, which Carpenter was a fan of. The actual material is more of a much closer adaptation of Who Goes There?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not. RE2 Remake will be remembered more than the original RE2 which will fade away.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What even happened to RE4make's hype? Didnt hear about it a week after launch.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The right side isn't "oily" enough.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Mona Lisa
    >Billie Jean
    >The Bible
    Does gaming have a equivalent?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh...Ocarina of Time, Sonic 3, and...Super Mario Bros? I dunno.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tetris.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tetris

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>The Mona Lisa
      Resident Evil 4
      Jean
      GTA VC
      >>The Bible
      Doom

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tetris

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So beloved that every part of the world everyone treated him as if he was their own flesh and blood that died
        Never before or again will there ever be anyone in history like this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >According to Vasari, "Leonardo Da Vinci's disposition was so lovable that he commanded everyone's affection", he was friends to all including children who were invited to sleep in his mansion. He was accused of sexually abusing a boy by the night watch but was found innocent, he left town over this and died in the arms of the king of france despite being from italy.
          Sounds like Michael Jackson to me

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played the remakes but the old model for Jill is better than the new one.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not being superglued to the floor when aiming instantly makes remake far more fluid.
    Plus they added faster enemies to compensate for that.
    Keep up the cope posting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not him but it seems like the increased enemy aggression leads to Leon getting stunlocked. I'm all for the increased enemy aggression but Leon needs more I-frames at the end of his animations.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not being superglued to the floor when aiming instantly makes remake far more fluid.
      Taking a hit then stumbling with overdrawn animations makes it less fluid, you also have to stop running while in combat otherwise there is an input delay if you try to draw your knife or gun. What's worse is that running is mandatory due to extremely slow walking speed even in combat.
      >Plus they added faster enemies to compensate for that.
      I like it's harder than original but it's far more bullshit than original at the same time. I noticed I was playing on Pro when I reached to turret sections in the original because I was playing so good I forgot even one shot took so much of my health. Remake on the other hand is filled with bullshit sections. Chapter 2 with respawning enemies is pure bullshit imo because you could just kill everyone in that area in the original. Now you have to escape from constant dynamite spam which will kill you at least once while you were trying to climb on to ladder. "Realistic" animations with no i-frames leads to bullshit deaths in the remake far often than not.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't get hit lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not getting hit is far harder in remake compared to original. One guy even added a dodge mod for RE4R which fixed those issues only for Crapcom to remove it because it showed them their shitty game design.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mad cuz bad lol

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make that Lisa moana

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"its pacing is better than the original" -IGN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unreal that this isn't skippable.
      >We want to take RE4's silly story seriously on its face.
      Who asked for this?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now make her Debra Wilson.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >overrated shit
    >overrated shit (ugly)

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both are equally great

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's the spade?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the Mona Lisa was based off of Da Vinci's assistant who was getting his boipussi gaped by Da Vinci

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