Not all elves are manlets. Tolkien Elves are absolute giga Chads. So powerful they made goddess come down from heaven to mate with them and 1v1 the literal aspect of evil.
For some reason, reading things like this makes me feel like shit. It causes a highly unpleasant warm tingly feeling in my forehead area. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm pretty cure I just have a massive inferiority complex, particularly towards women, even if they are fictional. I have no idea how I ended up here or how to fix this.
Anon this isn't Ganker advice, this is advice I offer with every genuine intention of helping and based off my own success. Steps:
1. Understand that they are just people. Everyone has doubts, everyone compares themselves unfavorably, some just more than others. They shit, they stub their toe, they accidentally say the dumbest shit and regret it for a decade too
2. Talk to 1 stranger every day. I mean it. It could be asking for directions, the time, complimenting them, making a joke or whatever. 1 a day anon.
2a. If someone acts like you're weird, but you don't think what you said is weird, remind you're that THEY are the weirdo, THEY are the one that is too awkward to interact with another person casually, THEY are wrong, not you.
Do this as long as it takes. I promise you it will help. I wish you the best.
>Talk to 1 stranger every day. I mean it. It could be asking for directions, the time, complimenting them, making a joke or whatever. 1 a day anon.
No. I'm not leaving my house specifically to talk to a random person who likely has better things to do on a topic that neither me nor they care about. >If someone acts like you're weird, but you don't think what you said is weird, remind you're that THEY are the weirdo, THEY are the one that is too awkward to interact with another person casually, THEY are wrong, not you.
I've already internalized this myself some time ago. Actually good advice. Learning that other people might be wrong was very difficult for me.
Not that anon but it sounds more like that you're most likely in your 20s and still haven't gained any emotional intelligence yet.
>Emotional intelligence (otherwise known as emotional quotient or EQ) is the ability to understand, use, and manage your own emotions in positive ways to relieve stress, communicate effectively, empathize with others, overcome challenges and defuse conflict.
I haven't heard anyone use this term before, but I discovered this myself and called it "predicting my own actions". I still try to get better at this.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You legit just sound like some early 20 something at this point and I don't really have anything that I can say to help you out or make it sound like I'm downplaying you other than saying it's usually just a phase some people go through and you either grow up and get through it or keep that phase and just sound obnoxious.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You aren't wrong, I'm 21. And I sure do hope that that's a phase.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You still have up to like 25 or 26 when you stop growing mentally (even then you can still change it's just that the brain is actively changing your mindset and brain chemistry up til then) so just live your life and as long as you're aware of what you want to change and try to do something about it then you'll be fine.
i dont like reverse search, once i reverse searched a pic of me trying to find some old tripgay on a board and va la i got some really really really weird search results.
>Manlet, 5'5" >Go out with black girl, I know she's taller than me but not sure how much >She shows up, like 6'11" or something and thicc, she's fricking enormous >Plenty in common, decent chemistry, she mentions the height thing as a joke enough that it's clearly not a joke >Clearly trying to convince herself to ignore it, failing to >End up getting a blowjob in a church parking lot, suck her chocolate milkies while she's standing straight up too >End up dating the barely 5'0" Asian girl I went out with previously >Ignore chocolate amazonness afterward
I have conqueror's genes. There is no greater joy than to usurp a foreign bloodline with your own. I won't judge you too harshly for having weak genes, that's okay anon, someone has to stay home and do the chores.
I genuinely refuse yo believe this poster is older than 18 or weights more than 4lbs. This might be the single worst thing ive ever read in my life. Unless it was sagire. But even then its still the worst by far.
I wanted an actual relationship. If she was doing the weird cope stuff about height so much on a first date I wasn't going to stupidly expect it not to be an issue in an actual relationship.
I could have probably gone for a few more rounds at later dates, but it would have felt too dishonest. Still dating the Asian nearly 4 years later.
Nah anon you don't understand. I've dated taller girls, kind of have to when you're as short as me. She was fixated on it. I've never been uneasy about my height with women, but it was very clear that even if the attraction was there, she was over thinking it. Jokes like >Oh man you'll be the shortest when we hang out with my friends haha, lucky you seem into girls taller than you haha... ha... hahaha
Fake smile, distracted eyes, etc. The fact that conversation would be very easy on most topics, but after the first few, reasonable and understandable, jokes I stopped feeding it as a topic on my end, but it kept getting brought up.
Not even saying it's a manlet issue. That's the first time its really put the brakes on anything, if you can call parking lot beej brakes.
If it was such a problem then she would not of had sexual relations with you
11 months ago
Anonymous
Small chance you're right, I'm not a mind reader after all. Being the one actually there, and not just reading a summarized recounting of a 4 year old memory, I'm confident I was correct, though.
put "zelda" somewhere in the OP
This. I need to filter this woke trash like synthetic man said
If you need a safe space, there is this website called reddit, check it out!
>literally doesn't exist anymore
>8 feet tall
>twice the height of the male
Why are Hylians such manlets?
>why are literal elves short
Elves should be tall majestic and ancient beings. Read some tolkien.
Elves should be short and marry, read European folklore
Elves should be malicious and greedy
In the Hobbit they're short
>>why are literal elves short
Yeah whoever heard of a short elf amirite?
UOOOOHHHHH ToT
Not all elves are manlets. Tolkien Elves are absolute giga Chads. So powerful they made goddess come down from heaven to mate with them and 1v1 the literal aspect of evil.
its obviously not literal.
That's the point she's making. He was most likely in the five foot six-eleven range.
>Vai wear cut from ToTK
>Most likely to avoid troony seethe
it's ok, because we got the elemental dragon outfits to more than make up for that.
Still thinking about trans folk anon? Remember, you will think of us every day for the rest of your life
Sisters...
That doujin was hot af.
How so?
im so fricking lonely and touchstarved
same
this except instead of touch it's futanari CBT doujins
>pubes
jannies lost
short boy + tall girl = best pairing
I am of the same opinion as those guys.
GIWTWM
For some reason, reading things like this makes me feel like shit. It causes a highly unpleasant warm tingly feeling in my forehead area. I don't know how to deal with this.
It's your third eye opening
I'm pretty cure I just have a massive inferiority complex, particularly towards women, even if they are fictional. I have no idea how I ended up here or how to fix this.
More maybe you just emphatic, even if it's only a fictional woman, because you understand you you would feel in her shoes
That doesn't seem right. Sure, I'm not a sociopath, but I wouldn't describe myself as particularly emphatic.
Not that anon but it sounds more like that you're most likely in your 20s and still haven't gained any emotional intelligence yet.
Anon this isn't Ganker advice, this is advice I offer with every genuine intention of helping and based off my own success. Steps:
1. Understand that they are just people. Everyone has doubts, everyone compares themselves unfavorably, some just more than others. They shit, they stub their toe, they accidentally say the dumbest shit and regret it for a decade too
2. Talk to 1 stranger every day. I mean it. It could be asking for directions, the time, complimenting them, making a joke or whatever. 1 a day anon.
2a. If someone acts like you're weird, but you don't think what you said is weird, remind you're that THEY are the weirdo, THEY are the one that is too awkward to interact with another person casually, THEY are wrong, not you.
Do this as long as it takes. I promise you it will help. I wish you the best.
>Talk to 1 stranger every day. I mean it. It could be asking for directions, the time, complimenting them, making a joke or whatever. 1 a day anon.
No. I'm not leaving my house specifically to talk to a random person who likely has better things to do on a topic that neither me nor they care about.
>If someone acts like you're weird, but you don't think what you said is weird, remind you're that THEY are the weirdo, THEY are the one that is too awkward to interact with another person casually, THEY are wrong, not you.
I've already internalized this myself some time ago. Actually good advice. Learning that other people might be wrong was very difficult for me.
>Emotional intelligence (otherwise known as emotional quotient or EQ) is the ability to understand, use, and manage your own emotions in positive ways to relieve stress, communicate effectively, empathize with others, overcome challenges and defuse conflict.
I haven't heard anyone use this term before, but I discovered this myself and called it "predicting my own actions". I still try to get better at this.
You legit just sound like some early 20 something at this point and I don't really have anything that I can say to help you out or make it sound like I'm downplaying you other than saying it's usually just a phase some people go through and you either grow up and get through it or keep that phase and just sound obnoxious.
You aren't wrong, I'm 21. And I sure do hope that that's a phase.
You still have up to like 25 or 26 when you stop growing mentally (even then you can still change it's just that the brain is actively changing your mindset and brain chemistry up til then) so just live your life and as long as you're aware of what you want to change and try to do something about it then you'll be fine.
>mfw beating my meat to tomboy childhood friend vanilla doujin
source?
love doujins where she asks if the guy is a virgin, also sauce?
reverse image search
i dont like reverse search, once i reverse searched a pic of me trying to find some old tripgay on a board and va la i got some really really really weird search results.
sucks for you then
SauceNAO works.
giwtwm
You can help her get confidence in TOTK
>help each vai out
>now they won't leave link alone
>now link has three (or more) wives
is it ok to steal zora women from their husbands?
Mei is talking about her husband. She's just moronic.
imagine the sex
imagine the smell
Someone post the dolphin pussy jelly pasta
>dolphin pussy jelly pasta
I mean, I guess there are plenty worse ways to go.
is this true or just a meme
it's real roasties just suppress it
also dolphussy is basically pristine
It's just a meme.
It's a meme, there's a webm of a guy fricking a dolphin and he doesn't die.
>Manlet, 5'5"
>Go out with black girl, I know she's taller than me but not sure how much
>She shows up, like 6'11" or something and thicc, she's fricking enormous
>Plenty in common, decent chemistry, she mentions the height thing as a joke enough that it's clearly not a joke
>Clearly trying to convince herself to ignore it, failing to
>End up getting a blowjob in a church parking lot, suck her chocolate milkies while she's standing straight up too
>End up dating the barely 5'0" Asian girl I went out with previously
>Ignore chocolate amazonness afterward
Everything worked out as well as it could have
ew, you frick Black folk. hope you got tested for AIDS
I have conqueror's genes. There is no greater joy than to usurp a foreign bloodline with your own. I won't judge you too harshly for having weak genes, that's okay anon, someone has to stay home and do the chores.
>conqueror's genes
>5'5''
ahahaHAHAHAHAH
Napoleon
I genuinely refuse yo believe this poster is older than 18 or weights more than 4lbs. This might be the single worst thing ive ever read in my life. Unless it was sagire. But even then its still the worst by far.
i just wanted to bump the thread while hating nigs. i didnt believe it.
Okay i trust you but dont do it again or i will be very upset with you
Don’t need a test to see you are AIDS
Why would you pick the lamer choice
I wanted an actual relationship. If she was doing the weird cope stuff about height so much on a first date I wasn't going to stupidly expect it not to be an issue in an actual relationship.
I could have probably gone for a few more rounds at later dates, but it would have felt too dishonest. Still dating the Asian nearly 4 years later.
From what you told us she wasn't coping, you were. I'm sorry you only feel masculine while dating some fragile china.
Nah anon you don't understand. I've dated taller girls, kind of have to when you're as short as me. She was fixated on it. I've never been uneasy about my height with women, but it was very clear that even if the attraction was there, she was over thinking it. Jokes like
>Oh man you'll be the shortest when we hang out with my friends haha, lucky you seem into girls taller than you haha... ha... hahaha
Fake smile, distracted eyes, etc. The fact that conversation would be very easy on most topics, but after the first few, reasonable and understandable, jokes I stopped feeding it as a topic on my end, but it kept getting brought up.
Not even saying it's a manlet issue. That's the first time its really put the brakes on anything, if you can call parking lot beej brakes.
If it was such a problem then she would not of had sexual relations with you
Small chance you're right, I'm not a mind reader after all. Being the one actually there, and not just reading a summarized recounting of a 4 year old memory, I'm confident I was correct, though.
bad ending
>Anonymous chooses bad ending.txt
>She shows up, like 6'11"
that was a troon
I don't mind if you fantasize about your fetish to yourself but please don't include me when you do so, thanks.
>6'11" or something and thicc
sexy thicc or fat thicc?
Sexy thicc, not perfect by any means but I was very happy when I saw her
Nice, When they aren't fat and have wide whips that's so hot.
>Boe?
For me it’s Calyban
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109313079
Keep it down
This is how you know you're in a fictional world
Men love women of any heigh
Women love men who are taller.
Zelda isn't physically attracted to Link for similar reasons
hot
how do i get a gerudo gf
Be white.
They’re extremely desperate. Just hang around gerudo town and don’t be a b***h
The guys who hang around Gerudo town in the game have no luck though
>and don’t be a b***h
They pussied out fighting the gibdos
take 100 of your buddies with big horses and arquebuses and ride through the amazon.
You get kidnapped and snatched up
You can't even save yourself.
Starting a brothel in Gerudo town outskirts staffed with naive anons.
WAIT A SECOND
I CAN FIGURE OUT KASS' CANON HEIGHT THIS WAY JUST BY COMPARING HER MODEL TO HIS
THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!!
God bless Autism. The world would be less interesting without that particular defect
imagine