I dare you to post a more oh yeah that exists game.

I dare you to post a more “oh yeah that exists” game.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bit of ______ on my ______ and lets ______

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >before gay romance
      >a bit of poison on my blade, and lets go!
      >after gay romance
      >a bit of semen in my ass, and lets go!
      devs weren't lying when they said that romance would change the dialogue

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are they actually good? what are they about

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Greedfall is discount Mass Effect/Dragon age. Its very generic and boring. Its not dreadful but not good.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the first Mass Effect but Virmire made me not want to play the rest, and I've never played Dragon Age but it seems dissimilar to Mass Effect from what I've seen.
          Is Greedfall trying to be a Skyrim knockoff or something?

          Greedfall is probably one of the most "It exists" games out there. It does nothing great, yet some good like the overall plot.
          Elex plays like other games by the same dev, like Risen and somewhat like the beginning of Gothic if you've played any of those. Although Elex allows you to fly in the air for a little bit.

          How's the combat and random loot stuff? Is the movement clunky or ok?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Random loot is basically just a barely noticeable affix, and to be honest I forget the combat, but what stuck out the most about Greedfall was the backtracking through swamps.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              rip

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah what you get in chests will be the same, but an affix might be different. Gold and ammo will have a different quantity. That kind of stuff.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mass Effect and Dragon Age basically play indentically. One is fantasy, one is sci-fi but you'd have to be actually moronic to think it seems dissimilar.

            Also, I loved Greedfall. However, I'm a sucker for games that play like ME or DA:O. I even loved Mars: War Log and The Technomancer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Greedfall is probably one of the most "It exists" games out there. It does nothing great, yet some good like the overall plot.
        Elex plays like other games by the same dev, like Risen and somewhat like the beginning of Gothic if you've played any of those. Although Elex allows you to fly in the air for a little bit.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anthem

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    chivalry 2

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Towerfall
    Redfall
    Titanfall
    Godfall
    Daggerfall
    Lightfall

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody has done Autumnfall yet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Godfall
      Wew forgot about that one

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's "Remember Me" and it's not even close. Greedfall had an interesting world, antagonist, and conflcit.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best part of Greedfall is the protagonist going all "do you know who I am? I'll have you know I........." to everyone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good day, anon. I’m De Sardine, Legate of the Congregation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I am De Sardet, legate of the Congregation of Merchants!"

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Constantin did NOTHING wrong.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao i literally was just thinking about this game the other day cause i was laughing at how shitty Life of P looks, how it's clearly a AA game that is trying to be a AAA game but falls way short. Greedfall popped into my head cause it's the exact same deal, Greedfall tried so hard to be a dragon age/mass effect AAA game but just didn't pull it off.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is peak eurojank

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was ELEX? I've played Greedfall and I agree with every anon here but I held back from buying ELEX because all the reviews say it's just as generic on top of also being janky.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually ELEX 2, somehow more jank than the first.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        all pb and spiders games are good if you like eurojank.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Gothic, well the first 3 hours of it. I'll finish it eventually

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