I did not care for Nier Automata.

It insists upon itself, Ganker.
Also, 90% of players primarily like it because 2b sexually arouses them.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice copypasta. Also 2B wankers never played the game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A meme format is not a copypasta. Also, the venn diagram of N:A players and masturbators is nearly a singlecircle. You're deluding yourself if you think otherwise.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, the venn diagram of N:A players and masturbators is nearly a singlecircle.
        is this supposed to be a bad thing?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2B wankers never played the game
      Never will either. I'm sick of it and 2b.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shame. You only play as her for like 1/3rd of the game.

        i played through it once. was very meh. I'm not a coomer so 2B was just a character. Game was just dumb. very dry with no real challenge or purpose

        >Game was just dumb. very dry with no real challenge or purpose
        It has one of the most purpose-driven, beautiful and artistic games to come out in decades. Fun and flashy, emotional and profound.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >die
    >have to recover your body while at 10% strength
    >if you recover your body, you have to manually reconfigure 60 gear pieces
    >if you die again, you lose 7 hours of progress

    >no in-universe reason why combat robots are blindfolded sex dolls in lingerie
    >camera pans up her dress as you run
    >attempt to move the camera so you can see where you're going and it moves back down to show her ass instead of where you want to look

    Great game design there, horny Japanese morons

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The blindfold is a field visor that displays combat information, the skirt is for ventilation. moron.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are they horny fetish robots? is it because the game is pure pretentious schlock?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats normal for them.
          you are just the one with a horny mind.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          To piss off prudish self-fellating demogogues like yourself.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why doesn't 9S wear a skirt?
        He should.

        It's an ARPG, which is Ganker's favorite genre because it makes you feel like you're good at video games when you play it even though you don't have to be good at video games to play it because it basically plays itself once you understand how it works.

        It doesn't surprise me that this shit is beloved, even setting aside coomerbait.

        >Level 62 shooting up some level 39 mooks after setting up gear for the perfect dodge bonus and ranged damage
        >woooow this game is so easy

        why are they horny fetish robots? is it because the game is pure pretentious schlock?

        Yeah, I know, right?? ugh... so problematic... 2B should have been a 300 pound nigress that like shouting in theaters instead.
        2B should have been a little girl along with all the other combat ones; with operators/the commander being the adult models.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Level 62 shooting up some level 39 mooks after setting up gear for the perfect dodge bonus and ranged damage
          Yes, moron, don't you understand the point I'm making?

          It's trivial to set up equipment and perks that make it so the game plays itself. Which is why I made the comment
          >it basically plays itself once you understand how it works
          You never have to develop any actual skill because you can just build around the need to be good at the game.

          It doesn't help that you can spam dodge endlessly with no penalty and your pod can always fire, even while dodging. So the risk-reward structure is functionally nonexistent as long as you can get your pod to do any meaningful damage at all, which is of course trivial to do with any old chips you find lying around. And then you can just equip healing items to automatically heal yourself if you ever frick up smashing R2 as fast as you can.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Play literally any game with a levelling system and just overlevel like crazy
            >Don't need to develop any actual skill
            No fricking shit a player can break a singleplayer game over their knee with knowledge of the mechanics. You fricking moronic or something? Think you're some enlightened sage with hidden knowledge? Stupid fricking pseud

            There's no fricking AI that can compete with human adaptability outside of arbitrary number frickery, aimbotting, or intentionally giving the player shit controls.
            What games are you "good" at, anon? Rolling around a mob a bunch as they follow the exact same combat script as last time? Pressing your 1-0 keys in the proper order after you tab target an enemy?
            The real source of videogame competition and difficulty will always be PvP barring massive leaps in AI that we likely won't get for decades, if in our lifetimes at all (maybe yours, you stupid underaged frick).

            Your video is fricking moronic if it's meant to be some example of some fault with Nier specifically.
            All the fricking kvetching in this thread just reads like limp-wristed green-haired homosexuals shitting and crying over it just because it's Japanese and not filled with ugly Black folk.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >make number bigger by mashing attack against smaller number
              >knowledge of mechanics

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad you see my point. The video is fricking stupid and anon is a moronic subhuman because it has absolutely nothing to do with any knowledge of mechanics due to them simply being an overlevelled end-game character and showing off on random mooks in the city ruins.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          In lore, the 2B's skirt and 9S's shorts are both used for heat dispersion.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Replicant was the better story and story/music are the only reason you play Nier

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story is exactly where the game "insists upon itself" despite being underbaked and meandering. Not to mention basing the whole second half of its plot on a misunderstanding that could be cleared up with 2 sentences.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i played through it once. was very meh. I'm not a coomer so 2B was just a character. Game was just dumb. very dry with no real challenge or purpose

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >combat consists of auto-combo strings and hour-long i-frame dodge spam
    >surface level philosophy
    >OMG GAME OF THE YEAR IT'S SO GOOOOOOD

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to open with hot takes, not lukewarm takes

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s an extremely 5/10 game. Babby’s first “Zomg it MEANS something and has THEMES” game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name some other ones then, the ones for “adults” that you’re presently claiming exist, I dare you.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooooooo bro you don't understand it's good BECAUSE it's bad, see?
    >frickin' Yoko Taro man... XD... frickin' Yoko Taro!

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a very fun and well-made game with enjoyable aesthetic elements.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was more attracted to 9s. Either way I never played the game. It didn't look very good.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    2B is literally the worst of the playable characters, only reason she gets crossovers is her ass and nobody played past ending A

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forces you to replay the same boring game as 9S
    God, no

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamers are the easiest to please morons. They have no experience with either anime nor movies so they're impressed when developers ape other media

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an ARPG, which is Ganker's favorite genre because it makes you feel like you're good at video games when you play it even though you don't have to be good at video games to play it because it basically plays itself once you understand how it works.

    It doesn't surprise me that this shit is beloved, even setting aside coomerbait.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All true, the moment I saw NG+ you don't play as 2B I threw that shit away

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    True, the Nier Automata is overrated. It's trash honestly. Widely considered to have unsatisfying gameplay. It also has a multitude of other mediocre aspects and lots of that good old Platinum jank. The game was utter filth at launch and it was patched to at least be playable yes, but the game is still quite buggy. Til this day the game not only has bugs that are simple annoyances, but also bugs that impede gameplay. Game breaking ones. So yeah, the game went from utter trash at launch, to just trash. It's a bad game overall.

    Combat is trash. A dev making this crap in 2017 is an insult to gaming.
    It is like they are mocking the gamers
    'wahahahah look at those morons that buy our games they are barely playing anything and yet they think they are playing the best game ever lol'

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does it feels to be a moron who can't form an opinion in their own words?

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's what morons imagine a "deep" game is. just a bunch of basic freshman-level philosophy packaged in anime form so people can go DUUUUDE THE ROBOT IS NAMED KIERKEGAARD I'VE HEARD THAT NAME SOMEWHERE HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO INTELLECTUAL while they goon to 2b's ass. the characters get carried hard by their sex appeal because they're all boring as frick and no one would care about their poorly-written relationships if they weren't hot. the game has nothing original or interesting to say, it's just camus mixed with cliche sci-fi tropes
    great soundtrack thoughever and 2b is hot

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why Nier is better.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why Nier is better.

      Unspeakably rare correct opinions on Ganker

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is a 7/10 at best

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