I did not like the game. The original is way better.

I did not like the game. The original is way better.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think anyone who likes JSR has played it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      JSR just feels like a clunky beta version of Future
      it's not a bad game, but the physics feel awkward as frick and the later levels are really badly designed because you have to avoid spraying anything and go for the XL tags first, because you won't be able to do them later (too many police around)
      >t. got Jet rating on every stage and 100%'d the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clunky feel is something you get used to after 15 minutes of playing. I really love the slow acceleration because when you prep to pick up some speed and go fast it feels really good.
        Oddly enough I actually enjoyed having to come up with good routes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >JSR just feels like a clunky beta version of Future
        The best way to put it, it has it's charm and is worth a play through but the dogshit controls and camera really put a damper on the experience.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but the physics feel awkward as frick
        JSRF isn't that much better though. Still feels floaty as frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      it cost me almost three tries to actually play JSR from start to finish, I just player out of nostalgia for playing JSRF

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? I thought it was fun, the music and graphics are cool as frick too. What’s not to like? Maybe I just don’t take games as serious as you dweebs.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not? <lists everything but the gameplay> is really good!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was referring to the gameplay when I said it was fun. I understand if you don’t like it but I enjoyed my time with it.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really didn't like the redesigns of the characters.
      I prefered the mission structure.
      I don't like the level design.
      The way tagging worked in the original was more fun as well.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i agree with all of those, i'm not a fan of the pseudo open world. i think i might like the soundtrack in jsrf more though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tagging was more fun in the original
        You really think that? It was just a QTE you did under missile fire
        >but in JSRF you just hold a button
        Momentum is maintained and you don't have to play duck-duck-goose for every mission objective

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you saying that JSR is the Dark Souls of Jet Set Radio games and JSRF is the Sony press button to win movie game?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but theres nothing to do in jsrf. Its just wandering maps tagging spots with a single button press until a segmented combat section. Its fricking boring. At least JSR has an arcade structure where you are timed and scored and you have to play pacman with the police to get all your tags down.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the low framerate and slow gameplay of the first one. I wish they had remade it with newer engine

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could've picked a bundle with this game and Sega GT or one with Halo. I went with the Halo one. And so I never got to play this game.
    Glad I did because Halo was great.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an Okami situation where it's reputation was completely carried by it's artstyle.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but people stopped pretending to care about okami.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The artstyle for these games always sucks me in and I wanna try them but then I load up a vid on the youtube and the music is always cringe af. How can you make such cool looking games and then put corny music? If they ever make another game then they have to at least put one nicki or drake song and maybe some kpop too please.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no one dislikes jet set radio music, square

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=eBDlaBVQhP5al8AP
        ah yes birthday cake,i love that song

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Birthday Cake is a bit hard on the ears but those other two are kino.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >broken by the birthday cake
          Many such cases.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hating aisle 10.
          Ngmi. I used to bump that when worked at a smoothie shop when I was 20. Even had a cute girl named Allison come in while it was playing. Made my move. Never scored.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Made my move
            >Never scored
            I didn't think I would become this guy, but I am the guy hitting on older women and seeing if they'd be interested in sex.
            Banged the first one, second had a boyfriend her age but was totally into me and now I have a third on the hook that I'm gonna go see tomorrow.

            I think I have come to terms with how simple I am as a man. It doesn't take a lot for me to be attracted to a woman, just a few nice words, a pretty smile and a genuine conversation and I'm sold. It's crazy how rare that is to find in girls my age.

            Thanks for reading my blog. I hope you learned something.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I WAS 20. Now I am 29. I am now the old man hitting on younger girls, but also short a fat. Ugly bastard maxxing bro.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cibo matto was such a good band

          ?si=VguiczV5kph4YSwN

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Birthday Cake is unironically a great song. Works even better in the context of the game, but it's a damn good tune.

          >EXTRA SUGAR EXTRA SALT
          >EXTRA OIL AND M.S.G

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?si=eBDlaBVQhP5al8AP
            ah yes birthday cake,i love that song

            Dunno if true but i heard the singer for birthday cake is that asian chick from gorillaz

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      mediocre bait, 6/10

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit opinion. Kys right now

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost apples to oranges if we're being honest.

    JSR is an arcade game on a console. Beat this level within this time. Optimize a run/route through a level. Memorize the tag inputs for your character and buffer them before they even pop up. No damage. Etc. It's a score game. And a wee bit clunkier than JSRF but not by a long shot.

    JSRF on the other hand, is basically a platformer collectathon. Did you find all the tags in this area? Go talk to Cube in the sewers and see what poison jam is up to! After we do an event race now there's the scripted police section where you run/fight. Then back to going around the segmented levels in the world to progress the story. This is why they changed the tagging as the pressure of time/cops is no longer the crux of the game. Finding all the tags and platforming around the levels is.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're different. JSR is arcade-like in its design, Future is more modern and relaxed. I enjoyed Future more, but can understand why people would prefer the first one.
    I don't know who'd like the GBA one though.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I too preferred JSR. Future is still very good but the tagging and constant fights were a letdown.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wawa

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't even play the original after playing Future, it's too slow and too clunky.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're all good games but bomb rush is the best
    it combines the chill relaxing gameplay of future with the satisfying route-planning of the original >:)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does bomb rush have any cultural Marxism? I know JSR and future don't but what about bomb rush? Any homosexualry in that game?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i do not know what that means or if you're doing a bit

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JSR just feels like a clunky beta version of Future
    almost everyone says this but future also feels like complete ass.
    can't imagine it even worse.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played Future on cxbx a while ago and I was expecting it to feel good to play, but it is very disappointing. A played JSR a long time ago, but from what I remember, it is basically the same shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it is basically the same shit.
        moron or confidentially lying?
        You're even faster in JSRF.
        Compared to Sonic, you're basically a sled in the original.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Choose

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally 100%ed it this year using my same save from when I was like 5. Still love this game, if only bomb rush had the laser trails on the skates/gear like in future I would've loved it almost as much. Plus I gotta say in bomb rush everyone having the same moves and each button doing the same trick was pretty disappointing. I don't think I ever got tired of doing tricks in future since it's kind of random what comes out but it's also different per character. Disappointed I didn't unlock those time trial things until this late in life otherwise I would've picked it up more over the years.

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