I did what any gamer would do to get their gf into it. I got her The Sims. This is hour 5 and counting.
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I did what any gamer would do to get their gf into it. I got her The Sims. This is hour 5 and counting.
>tattoos
feet
>letting her play sims on a controller
just tell her you dont really love her, you piece of shit
>tramp stamps
>he installed the sims 4 instead of sims 1 2 and 3 which are actually good
Base Sims 4 is free. And it's not like women know any better.
Witty anon is witty.
My big sister had a nostalgiagasm when she saw me playing the sims 2 once so if I showed her how to install it on her computer she'd probably straight up frick me (in Sims)
This girl owes me A LOT of sex
no means no
Maybe clean your room if she's not going to.
>brother did the same thing with his wife
>she never plays anything else unless it's coop with us
Lick foot
I can’t get a gf no more I broke my penis now it looks freakish and weird making me very ashamed, I have to pull away when it gets intimate or ghost completely
>I broke my penis
Please anon, more info
>Woke up was hard as a rock
> turned in bed at weird angle
>popSnap sound immediate pain
>look at penis it’s flailing as it deflates like a balloon
>Ouchie
>go back to sleep
>no pain at all
>no longer get full erect, very ugly bulging vein looks like tumour on side of penis, looks like anorexic rodent
>go back to sleep
anon do you not have hospitals in your country?
so many things to ask about, but i'll start with this: why the FRICK is there another tv on the floor in the background?
>tattoos
>clothes strewn literally everywhere
>tv way too high
>literal FLEA SPRAY right underneath her
This is exactly why images like this were created. I bet her bf smells like a dirty gym bag too
>tattoos
ick
I have never had a girlfriend.
>Frogposter
>Terminally unlikable
Checks out
get her a gym membership instead, shes getting fat
yup
your gf is sexy, convince her to open an OF
based
enjoy your cute gf anon
anon...
Getting a girl into The Sims is like getting a cat into sitting in a cardboard box.
why would you want to get your gf into vidya?
God... Imagine licking her thighs and pussy while she's playing a game. I wish I had a gamer gf...
>gets her addicted on 4 for free
>dlc+expansions cost 1.5k total and climbing
rip ur wallet lmao
She actually is pretty. Tipsy. Saging tbst from my heart. Good fkr her hoos shes nkt a bawd.